More Pictures From The Most Elegant Wedding Of The Year
Yesterday, I wrote about the £100,000 fairytale wedding of 16-year-old Missy Quinn and 17-year-old Thomas. Missy's daddy paves driveways for a living, but he somehow managed to pay for this lavish affair complete with her £16,000 gorgeous wedding bikini-dress-thing.
Here's a few more pictures from Closer Magazine of the wedding of the year. These pictures just confirm that this is the way all weddings were meant to be. I need to track down the Quinn's caravan, because I must beg them to adopt me into their family. I have to be around this kind of glamour and elegance 24-hours a day.
There's probably an extra black hole in the earth's core from the intense glamour rays this wedding created. I'm surprised the world didn't break in two.
And don't show Chris Hansen or Peta the third thumbnail below.
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They gotta be Irish Travelers. Pretty.
Submitted by Big L on October 30, 2008 - 4:52pm.
Hmmm, yeah....why'd he buy the cow, he was probably gettin' the milk for free......
Yes, but consider those udders.
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Submitted by Snowblood on October 30, 2008 - 4:48pm.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 30, 2008 - 4:53pm.
Diversity? WTF is that? I think you meant University.
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what is this shit? seriously? are these people even real??? where the hell are they from?? WHAT ARE THEY?
I am freaked out. weirdos.
Ok, seriously. Second thumb from the last.
Khloe Kardass and Dyan Cannon host the circus?
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and BTW.....WTF are these people?
OMG what are they doing to those little girls.
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Didn't Cher dedicate a song to these type of carny folk?
sorry hos if you have pointed out this one, (too lazy to scroll down) but wtf? isn't this supposed to be the most elegant wedding evah? if so, where are the bride's EXQUISITE LUCITE HEELS???
i know i wouldn't DARE plan a wedding if the bride is not wearing them. And they must be from the Shauna Sands collection. It's your big day! celebrate in style, dammit!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
I'm sorry, but this makes me sick. She's 16, looks like a complete whore. The bridesmades, gag me, WHORES. And WTF is with the little girl in the bottom middle thumb? How old is she? 11? 12?
This is sickening.
Submitted by stake_spike on October 30, 2008 - 4:51pm.
I thought gypsy travellers was just something they made up for "The Riches". Those people actually exist?
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oh yeah...they even have a wikipedia page, yo.
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Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return ~~~ Leonardo da Vinci
Oh lord, I have never seen so many prosti-tots in all my life. The sheer white trashiness of this wedding is astounding.
And why is the groom dressed like he is a North Jersey benny guido who parties at Wildwood in the summer? I thought he was English? I guess great taste knows no geographic boundaries.
I don't know about you guys, but I love diversity.
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Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return ~~~ Leonardo da Vinci
In #5 I'm guessing that's the grooms mum? She looks like she quite that bitch a long time ago.
Hmmm, yeah....why'd he buy the cow, he was probably gettin' the milk for free......
Submitted by phillyphillie on October 30, 2008 - 4:47pm.
They have weddings like that in Jersey all the time.
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Hey...that's just South Jersey--not up north, where a wedding is the one time a skanky newlywed will actually cover up everything except the top half of her tits.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Chavtastic!
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Thanks for keeping me laughing my ass off!
Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.
This is too easy. It's like shooting fish in a barrel.
I wonder if Bill Pullman's kid brought Moonshine to this classy affair?
Submitted by Snowblood on October 30, 2008 - 4:48pm
I thought gypsy travellers was just something they made up for "The Riches". Those people actually exist?
This is what happens when sprites, fairies, pixies and nymphs leave the woodlands and head to for the lure of the big city, prostitution.
I love the tour bus going past the blue maids, I mean, bridesmaids.....
Its like there's a Jersey Shore in England. That blows my mind.
dayum and I thought the ghetto H.S. prom outfits were the tackiest thing I'd ever seen.
Submitted by joe shmoe on October 30, 2008 - 4:42pm.
Did the Minister get through it with a straight face is what I want to know.
No, he got through it with gayface.
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These creepy gypsies no more represent England than the super white trash or ghetto-fabulous represent the United States. But the gypsies are way worse than any of our white trash or ghetto peeps, 'cause at least OUR trashy-types don't dedicate their lives to thievery and child pornography/prostitution.
I can't stand gypsy travellers, thumnail #3 is a great example of why not. I am helplessly disgusted about how they use their babies, their fucking toddlers and infants, for their begging schemes and to dress up as child prostitutes and teach to be sexually active and thievy at such a baby age. Foul and disgustig. I hate them.
jesus tapdancing christ that's a fug family!
Those people looks so dirty and cheap and tacky I just feel a giant need to go shower. Ewwwwww.
Anyway, well they are the british version of the hillbillies, right?. Pikey people or womething, right?!. Double anyway, all the chicks (old and young) looks like really cheap hookers. Yes, even the kids.
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Submitted by ab on October 30, 2008 - 4:43pm.
I'm bothered by the fact that her beaded bikini-gown-thing is a different shade of white than her fluffy-ruffled-train action.
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Me TOO! None of her whites match, not even her gloves.
Now THAT is tacky.
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Do you really care?
Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Circus people are so funny!
"prostitots".... LMFAO!!!!!
They have weddings like that in Jersey all the time.
Damn...all that money and daddy couldn't afford for the Lolita princess to get that last bit of fat sucked out of her belly before putting on that hideous bedazzled Fredericks of HollyHood wedding dress?! They seriously need to rewrite the dictionary after this sh** right here..the new definitions will read as follows:
Tacky: Missy Quinn's Wedding Day
Hott Mess: Missy Quinn's Wedding Day
Transvestites: Missy Quinn's Wedding Day
Prostitots: Missy Quinn's Wedding Day
Ridiculous: Missy Quinn's Wedding Day
Joke: Missy Quiin's Wedding Day
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Is it sad that I was hoping there would be more pictures of this trash fest?
I'm seriouly waiting for someone to say this is a joke. I can't imagine this trash actually exists! Little girls in fake tan and belly button showing dresses, WTF?
I won't even start on the bride (too big to be showing off her stomach, way too much makeup and fake tan, the list goes on).
Something tells me her role model is Jordan.
"Jesus hates rich people"
I love how every guy involved is rockin a chin strap... even the guys in the pew.
The bridesmaids...it's like Katie Price exploded.
And wtf @ the little girls on the stairs. They look like Ham Porter from The Sandlot in a dress. Prostitots!
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Tacky as all hell. Where did the money go? Did they pay Angie Jo millions to queef in the balloons to blow them up or something?
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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
Are those Lucite shoes?
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Do you really care?
Sure, I make my face look like this and the concerned words come out.
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Screw the wedding--wait six months until daddy has to pay for the divorce lawyer!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Penis-n-balls shaped balloon sculptures in a church?!?!?
Now I've seen everything.
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I would like to know if getting a boob jobs were mandatory for the bridesmaids, and if so, did they get a group discount, or two for one type of deal? Is there any tuille left in Britain after this massacre?
omfg... people in the uk are so messed up and gross looking!!
its like they just popped out from some horror movie like the messengers or some shit..
and how can any normal dad let his teenage daughter dress like that on her big day?! fucked up people..
Once I saw the balloon arch, I knew this was indeed THE most glamourous wedding ever seen!
I know I can never be as classy as these beautiful creatures.. fuck it! I'm just gonna go gouge my eyes out! It's just too much beauty :'(
I'm bothered by the fact that her beaded bikini-gown-thing is a different shade of white than her fluffy-ruffled-train action.
sigh.
and I love the people on the bus, you can see them all staring out the window like "WTF?"
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Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but burlap chafes me so.
Did the Minister get through it with a straight face is what I want to know.
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That little biotch stole my dream wedding!
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Wow, real live Bratz dolls! Thumbnail #6 proves they exist!
Too bad Daddy couldn't have spent that $$$$$ on some CLASS!
The little girl in blue in the 1st thumbnail, both girls in the 3rd, and the mermaid in the 6th need boob jobs STAT!!! They're flatness doesn't scream classy like the rest.
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I just don't get it!!!
The humanity!
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i am soooo jealous! looks like awesomest party of the year.
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