If You Ever Find Yourself At One Of Diddy's Parties, Eat The Brownies
Douche-faced Mark Ronson (yes, I've fallen out of love) worked one of Diddy's Jizz Parties in the Hamptons recently and he took advantage of the bowl of delicious brownies that was being passed around. Mark claims he didn't know the brownies were filled with scrumptious chronic.
Mark tells Page Six, "I hadn't eaten all day, and I was starving. They were coming around with this bowl of brownies, and I grabbed three of them and just started scarfing them down. After that, every lyric sounded like it was the Cookie Monster yelling in my ear, and I started feeling really shitty, but I had to play through the set. I couldn't just go up to Puffy and say, 'Sorry, I ate a shit-load of hash brownies, I can't do your White Party.' "
What does he expect? Everything at one of Doody's parties is probably laced with something. In addition to the pot brownies, he has meth pigs in a blanket, coke and cheese tarts and MDMA turkish cigars. That's the only way you can deal with Diddy's circle jerk of a soiree.
I probably would have taken a dozen brownies from the bowl, walked across the street, called in an "anonymous" drug tip and then enjoyed my delicious chocolate leaf goodies while watching the po-po take Doody away in cuffs.
i have almost sent myself into a panic attack off too many pot brownies...i almost told my friends to send me to the hospital...and im the type where i have my weed with my coffee in the am. too much pot food make me understand why some people are really sensitive to weed
This quote was taken from his interview with PAPER MAGAZINE. If it was in Page Six too, fine, but Michael! You gotta give credit where credit's due.
Also, I've been ass-out on pot before too, and I couldn't even unhook my bra properly, much less turn on the stereo for some Bump N'Grind.
He probably used the poop he stepped on in his recipe. Stupid Turd Bird.
seems to me mint brownies would be better
and it's always good to brag about the illegal wrongdoings at the parties you are working at....he can forget coming to one of MY parties!!
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Submitted by meltz91 on October 31, 2008 - 12:17am.
Did he just use the word "set" as if HE was playing the actual music?
hahahaha. Yeah, they all do that. I'm not sure why being stoned on his ass would have any effect on his ability to play one record after another.
doody is a nice change.
why does this creep have parties anyway no one gives a damn about him.
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Did he just use the word "set" as if HE was playing the actual music?
This is why I hate DJs more than Mormons.
You play records for a living (who can't?), the fact that someone is dumb enough to pay you to do it doesn't justify it as a job.
It's like paying someone to hit play on your Ipod.
You can do it yourself and save thousands of dollars!
funny, i would figure anyone would need large amounts of drugs to stand being in the same room with Diddy.... or Ronson
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hahaha "Doody".
Submitted by Manimal5 on October 30, 2008 - 10:33pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 30, 2008 - 10:27pm.
* turns around runs back...tosses one over to Sandbitch...leaves to meet Okie *
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We is cool again. Carry on to Okie.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 30, 2008 - 10:27pm.
* turns around runs back...tosses one over to Sandbitch...leaves to meet Okie *
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
I fell out of love a long time ago. He's just too much of a hipster douche.
Submitted by Manimal5 on October 30, 2008 - 10:22pm.
*runs in...takes all the brownies, including plate...looks around...runs off*
MANIMAL! You of all people! I would have expected it from Okie, but not you.
*runs in...takes all the brownies, including plate...looks around...runs off*
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
If you ever come to my house....
Eat the pussy....its good for you!
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Sorry, Mark Ronson is completely and utterly hot.
Shame about the records.
"Goodbye, Cinzano..."
glad diddy is doing something worthwhile - throwing cool parties is better than launching loser bands (yes, you danity kane).
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on October 30, 2008 - 8:24pm.
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Meee-effin--oooowwwww! Naughty kitty...
I'm a go practice my Nekkid Twister skills right now.
* waves paw seductively *
Pfötchenstellung!
Submitted by Leona on October 30, 2008 - 8:13pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on October 30, 2008 - 7:27pm.
I need to party with you, but not at the DeathCamp.
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All right, but no belly achin'...You better know how to party like a true DLister or else...Now drop and give me 50...Wait, what are you doing? Pushups???? There's no pushups at DListed! I meant 50 Vicodin for god's sake, I'm nearly out...Here, hold my Purple Drank while I down my last five...Who's up for NEKKID TWISTER????
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Submitted by Sheeps on October 30, 2008 - 7:47pm.
"Sorry I had a fight in the middle of your Black Panther party."
You're the black sheeps of the family, so it all good.
Just don't try to pull the wool over our eyes, or else you'll get carded.
Pfötchenstellung!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on October 30, 2008 - 7:27pm.
I need to party with you, but not at the DeathCamp.
Pfötchenstellung!
Submitted by Sheeps on October 30, 2008 - 7:47pm.
Forrest Gump for President!
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Douche-faced? Mark Ronson is the hotness. Fall back in love with him!
LOL Thanks Snowblood Happy Halloween!
Uh Mark Ronson, brownies being passed around at any adult party...there's something in them shits. Duh!
I am going to shoot my focking phone if I get one more political call.
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Submitted by M.E. on October 30, 2008 - 5:59pm.
Nice, he didn't even tell his guests that he was providing pot brownies?
What a shitty host. Tha is just rude. WHat if you aren't into getting stoned? But you're wanting chocolate, so you have a brownie, then BAM, your fucked.
Or you're on blood pressure meds, or some other kind of pills for a condition, and you have an interaction? MAJOR LAW SUIT RIGHT THERE!
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There I think my PICTURE IS FITTING for the moment.
I would have hijacked the goodies and sold them for twice their street value.
Is Ronson sure he didn't grab his OTHER brownies that were in a sack?
Pot brownies?Is this a high school prom ?How freaking lame!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I would think that ingesting pot brownies would be the only way I could handle Poop Doody being all up in my face.
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
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As my 5th grade tough as nails, bull dyke homeroom teacher, Ms. Camp (nicknamed Ms. DeathCamp) used to say, "Quit your belly achin'..." I swear to god, you could go to that cold hearted bitch with a severed artery and that's what she'd say...
Anywho, sick Ms. Deathcamp on this pussy and his "bad pot brownie trip". Christ on a cracker! Cookie fuckin' monster you're bitching about? Fuck that shit!!! I got my tiger paws on some bad LSD and saw my face rot off my skull...no lie...It was still kinda cool though, cuz I'm a sick fuck, but DISTURBIN' nonetheless. If I can handle that shit without "bellyachin'", shut the fuck up about COOKIE FUCKIN' MONSTER...Oh, my god, I just felt the spirit if Ms. DeathCamp pass through me....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
haven't eaten a pot brownie since the last Phish show. what a tacky bastard Doody is! good call MK
who the fuck complains about eating pot brownies?
he should have just put on a goddamn helmet and dealt with it.
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What a foul host. No party of true glamor and style would serve hash brownies.
Ever.
Diddy is the poster child for classless new money.
Ugh, that just reminds me that most of my more recent experiences lately have not been that good.
The very last time was nice, but the time before that I thought my lungs were going to explode. And it wasn't even much. I was drinking beforehand, but I think it's people and their crappy laced stuff. I don't want the special kind! I can relate to MR's shitty experience, although yeah, all he had to do was DJ.
The picture says it all....
Mark: Like I said the Cookie Freakin' Monster
Diddy: SAY WHAT?
Mark: The Cookie Monster...
Diddy:UHCK UHH SAY WHAT?
Doesn't LSDs make everything better? I call Bullshit to this story. Bitch is just lazy.
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ps I think this was one of my favourite! LOL!
After that, every lyric sounded like it was the Cookie Monster yelling in my ear....OOOOOOHHHHMMMMM OHM OHHMMMM OOOOOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM UUUHHHHHM COOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!! ME LOVE COOKIE ... Sometimes when I am having a shower I hear that in my head because I usually youtube sesame street and watch the cookie monster, elmo and ernie and bert and whatever when I'm in a vodka induced coma. It's pretty funny.
Yummo brownies laced w/anything. He should of started playing even better, jerkoff Ronson!!
MK I have fallen out of love too but I still like his music,
Farrah LOL re the baggies
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Submitted by t_stain on October 30, 2008 - 6:15pm.
If Jimmy Hendrix could play an instrument on heroin I'd think a bitch could press play on some pot.
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LMAO! BEST. STATEMENT. OF. THE. DAY.
Mark strikes me as such a whiny little douche.
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haha, u are hilarious mr. k, u always say what i am thinking!!
Don't expect another invite to a Piddy function you asshat.
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