If You Ever Find Yourself At One Of Diddy's Parties, Eat The Brownies
Douche-faced Mark Ronson (yes, I've fallen out of love) worked one of Diddy's Jizz Parties in the Hamptons recently and he took advantage of the bowl of delicious brownies that was being passed around. Mark claims he didn't know the brownies were filled with scrumptious chronic.
Mark tells Page Six, "I hadn't eaten all day, and I was starving. They were coming around with this bowl of brownies, and I grabbed three of them and just started scarfing them down. After that, every lyric sounded like it was the Cookie Monster yelling in my ear, and I started feeling really shitty, but I had to play through the set. I couldn't just go up to Puffy and say, 'Sorry, I ate a shit-load of hash brownies, I can't do your White Party.' "
What does he expect? Everything at one of Doody's parties is probably laced with something. In addition to the pot brownies, he has meth pigs in a blanket, coke and cheese tarts and MDMA turkish cigars. That's the only way you can deal with Diddy's circle jerk of a soiree.
I probably would have taken a dozen brownies from the bowl, walked across the street, called in an "anonymous" drug tip and then enjoyed my delicious chocolate leaf goodies while watching the po-po take Doody away in cuffs.
ShareThis
LOL!
***********************************
NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Submitted by t_stain on October 30, 2008 - 6:15pm.
If Jimmy Hendrix could play an instrument on heroin I'd think a bitch could press play on some pot.
Awesome...I wish I had said this!
*Studies show that depression hits losers the hardest*
Um, I am confused. Does putting pot in food make it legal?
How celebs get away with this shit? Wait, don't tell me...money makes the world go round.
Michael, this is why I love you:
"I probably would have taken a dozen brownies from the bowl, walked across the street, called in an "anonymous" drug tip and then enjoyed my delicious chocolate leaf goodies while watching the po-po take Doody away in cuffs."
Clarisse - I watched a skit with Walter the other day. OMFG! Best grumpy old man EVEH!
Menstalcycle...BWAHAHAHAHAAAA
M.E.,
The more you watch the Dunham special, the more you quote it! I ALWAYS have to call my BIL "Je-fa-fa" now!!!
DUN-HAM dot commmmmmmmmmmmm.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There's probably irony in there, but
i'm not drunk enough to figure out what it is.
If it's a white party....why are they all wearing black tuxes?
Farrah - I just discovered Achmed about 2 weeks ago.
I'm in love.
Hamptons = Douche
Diddy =Douche
Mark & Sam Ronson= WonderDouche Twins
Douche+Douche+ Douche= Douche.
Hey, dont like it? YOU do the math, ok?
Ugh.. these cunts... fuck off .. DO ONE..
"If it doesnt have a working peen,then Kate's not leaving with it"-MK
Mark looks like those brownies are in full effect in the pic. Is Dookie giving him a piece of his mind? And seriously, he couldn't taste the pot in those brownies? I mean they stink like weed too, this is some weird brag/excuse shit. He was probably sober and totally flopped and blamed it on the drugs.
If Jimmy Hendrix could play an instrument on heroin I'd think a bitch could press play on some pot.
Submitted by M.E. on October 30, 2008 - 6:11pm.
LOL!!
---------------------------------------
OMG, i just noticed your siggy!! I KILLYUUUUU!!
*******************************************
And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by Farrah on October 30, 2008 - 6:09pm.
Submitted by M.E. on October 30, 2008 - 6:04pm.
Shit, I'd starve and become dehydrated at one of Diddy's parties out of straight fear I'd accidentally OD.
--------------------------------------
LOL! i just pictured you in my mind walking around Diddy's party looking like your avvie!
*********************************************8
LOL!!
*in Achmed, the Dead Terrorist Voice*
I KILL YOU!!!!
I can barely eat one pot brownie these days. That shit will fuck you up! He ate 3?! Damn, he probably felt like dying on stage, poor thing! What the fuck is he doing at a P. Diddy party anyway? That shit blows! Mark that is such a BAD move right there, no wonder he felt so shitty!
Your face!
Submitted by M.E. on October 30, 2008 - 6:04pm.
Shit, I'd starve and become dehydrated at one of Diddy's parties out of straight fear I'd accidentally OD.
--------------------------------------
LOL! i just pictured you in my mind walking around Diddy's party looking like your avvie!
*******************************************
And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by M.E. on October 30, 2008 - 6:04pm.
____________________________________________
You know what else I just thought? What if that's Diddy's way to make sure the mens at the party get fucked up enough without them knowing it so he can take them to a private, VIP area later and get up close and personal? Ew...Diddy's trying to pull a Polanski on a bitch.
******************************************
"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
Maybe he was feeling wonky because the skinny little twat scarfed down three brownies on an empty stomach.
That'll mess a bitch up.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There's probably irony in there, but
i'm not drunk enough to figure out what it is.
QC - exactly! Or, for those of us who can't smoke or eat the wackey tabacky because it makes us all paranoid and shit.
DAMN!
But I think MK is on to something here. If he's laced the brownies, you better bet your ass that isn't the only thing "leaded" at that party.
Shit, I'd starve and become dehydrated at one of Diddy's parties out of straight fear I'd accidentally OD.
note to self: bring Ziplocs to Diddy's next party (if ever invited)
*******************************************
And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Um, personally i live every moment of my life waiting for that tray of surprise brownies to walk past me. That brownie was a blessing, just like Blanket.
Diddy did it.
M.E. on October 30, 2008 - 5:59pm
Betty Crocker would not be pleased.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
LMAO @ MK's last paragraph.
And I agree, M.E. What if one of his guests was on probation and needed to be systematically drug tested? He just fucked them royally.
******************************************
"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
And that's the last time Wrongson will be working with Dookie. I mean didn't we all learn in 8th grade not to talk about the drugs at the party?
Nice, he didn't even tell his guests that he was providing pot brownies?
What a shitty host. Tha is just rude. WHat if you aren't into getting stoned? But you're wanting chocolate, so you have a brownie, then BAM, your fucked.
No way Ronson can be this naive.
Pfötchenstellung!