Thursday, October 30th 2008
Suri Is Not Amused
Stepford Katie showed up to her daily "pap show" with Suri today wearing the exact same orange cult dress! Suri specifically told that dumb bitch not to wear the orange one. Katie's obviously got barley dust in her ears, but Suri will clean that shit out with computer dust later.
You know, I was thisclose to dressing as Suri for Halloween, but I get cold in the bones easily and don't want to run around without a coat on. Besides, I'd just end up looking LIKE THIS. That's exactly what Tommy Girl looks like when he plays dress up in Suri's clothes.
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yea alright stooooooopid !!!!1
Ass itchers rule. lmao
Night all. My stomach hurts from laughing so hard.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on October 30, 2008 - 9:57pm.
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HAHAHAHA, YES!!!! Somebody needs to warn Terrence Howard about the dangers of baby wipes. OMG, some of these people need to go see a doctor, not sitting online asking questions. Did you read the one about the guy who had bleeding and green slime in his feeces with the anal itching?! EWWW, that bitch has an STD! LOL
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
Orange you glad you saved enough money cutting your own hair to buy matching dresses for the first day of deer season?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Yes TITS - hence the blanket. It's so we can't see Suri's poo oozing out the sides.
Thanks Sandy! I'm honored. Now, quick question (I don't wanna get cut): is the avie supposed to look exactly like yours? I'm cool with it if it is, since it's all kinds of awesome, but I don't want to step on anyones toes.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
OMFG I can't stop laughing. QueenCharisma, I LOVE that one. Did you read the one about the sweaty guy who stuck paper towels between his asscrack to stop the sweating?? LOL All of his problems were cured once he stopped using baby wipes!! hahahaha
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That child is still in diapers?
aw no, really?
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"Google me, you dumb fuck!"
Dead Like Me - boom bah
HECTOR---
Did you read what I said about the ALL CAPS???????????????????????
Someone will fuck you up in here.LoL=that means I am laughing out loud,Pop-Pop.
Fucking wit you,STOOOOOPID♥
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
@Mrs. K -
lol. lots of ass scratchin' round cheer! i like the quote too. I like thinking that he DID fly. :D
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Submitted by luckycharms on October 30, 2008 - 9:39pm
Hi lucky watch out for these lowlife bitches. They practically live on this site. Saggy tittie bitch Tits aka report abuse is the master and the rest are dogs that just follow her lead. They act like they own this and everybody should answer to them and when we don't they go around and try to gang up on people, but end up crying that they are being bullied when they see that can't win. Goodnight doll
Ancient Chinese saying
He who go to bed with itchy tushy wake up with smelly finger.
***OMG oh no she didint**
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Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return ~~~ Leonardo da Vinci
YO WHATZ-UP
Submitted by twitle d on October 30, 2008 - 9:48pm.
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Take off the caps lock or you will get lynched up in this mutha fucka.
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
I swear, between the blanky and the soft toys, looks like Katie thinks Suri is still 6 months old. Makes you wonder if they are ever gonna try and potty train her.
Living well is the best revenge.......
Congratulations Queen Charisma - right click and they are yours to love and treat as your own. Please note, Suri is still in diapers.
Let me know when you have collected them from the kerbside and the deal is done.
Submitted by Hysteria on October 30, 2008 - 9:43pm.
Yeah, um...I dunno
*scratching ass*
I was googling and choogling and looking for something on the interwebs and I landed on someone's blog and that quote was there and I liked it soooooooo...I stole it.
:)
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Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return ~~~ Leonardo da Vinci
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 30, 2008 - 9:46pm.
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Please don't ask Jesus to fuck you,he is my boyfriends cousin and he just got outta lock up.He will prolly try to fuck your ass and call you Bubba!
LoL
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
Sorry Dlisters, had to post this:
Homver (not verified) -- 02.03.2005
My ass itches for many years now. Around 10 years ago, I scratched it so hard, that I couldn't even poo properly anylonger. I am not joking. I am wondering since about 10 years what is goin on with me, I definitely have no worms, I am clean and use these wet tissues, and I do not get too much spice and stuff like this. Sometimes I scratch my ass at night when I am sleeping, without even realizing it. This comes with some down sides, since I scratch too hard sometimes, just like if you'd scratch another itchy part of your body or a mosquito bite without stopping :/
Blame Mel-Tang for my anal itching post! LOL
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
I MISS U TOO , WISH U WHERE HERE . U KNOW I'M SO PROUD OF U !
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 30, 2008 - 9:46pm.
Fuck me Jesus,
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do you think jesus would have been good in the sack? or would he keep stopping and rubbing his beard and saying 'what would *I* do now'?
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"Google me, you dumb fuck!"
Dead Like Me - boom bah
QueenCharisma...LOL I'm going to send the link to MK. If there aren't any stories, I'm sure he can get many a question answered there!! hahaha
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Fuck me Jesus, all the trolls are out early for halloween.
i can see that 1 I'M GOOD BABY , JUST A LITTLE TIRED
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 30, 2008 - 9:43pm.
TITTAY! I think Queen Charisma is interested in adopting Suri/Zahara Death Stare.
Do you think she would be a fit parent?
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start her out with a pale green lazer and ease her into red before you give her the mighty reponsibility of purple.
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"Google me, you dumb fuck!"
Dead Like Me - boom bah
Submitted by Mel-Tang on October 30, 2008 - 9:42pm.
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You should send that link to MK - there may be story material in there somewhere, lol. Damn, that shit had me rolling.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
I hope my baby looks like her!
If I ever have twins, im going to name them Heaven and Neveah or something clever like that!
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I think everyone on dlisted should dress up as their avatar for Halloween.....I already got my monkey suit washed, clean and ready for tommorrow!
Paging Mrs. K, if you're out there --
Da Vinci quote. I knew the guy was talented. But he FLEW?
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Submitted by twitle d on October 30, 2008 - 9:41pm.
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Hey Papi!
Just fucking around w/ my Dlisted skanks!♥☺♥
How is my BayBay?
Miss you♥
SmOOOtcheS
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
TITTAY! I think Queen Charisma is interested in adopting Suri/Zahara Death Stare.
Do you think she would be a fit parent?
Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 30, 2008 - 9:23pm.
Nite, devilgirl!
@ Mel-tang: LMAO! I was reading some of those comments about itchy ass and someone said they had pet hair in their ass - that's where the itching came from! WTF are you doing with pet hair in your ass crack?! LOL
LMFAO! I read that one too! I am dying over here. The comments are funny as shit. lolololol
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who r u bs with ?
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 30, 2008 - 9:40pm.
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Yessir! Where do I sign up?
TITS: good work on Sandbitch's avie! Z is a fierce beyotch! Love her.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
Submitted by SICKITTEN on October 30, 2008 - 9:41pm.
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*shows demented cat my landing strip*
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
Bambam - sliced green olives in scrambled eggs? Are you toying with me?
Seriously, tell me if you are, because I will try it!
Made extra home fries tonight just so I could have them tomorrow morning too!
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"Google me, you dumb fuck!"
Dead Like Me - boom bah
i'm on , babe !
Tris, good one
Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 30, 2008 - 9:38pm.
Sandbitch, you have the best avie ever!
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Tits did it! They are up for adoption...would you like to adopt?
Submitted by BellaDiva on October 30, 2008 - 9:31pm
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Hi Babydoll
Cult identify crisis. Suri trying out the Hari Krishna look.
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Submitted by SICKITTEN on October 30, 2008 - 9:37pm.
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You no like IllPussy?
How bout AilingFeline?
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
Sandbitch, you have the best avie ever!
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
Snowy, made sickitten.com for you. will give you your own author title & password. I LOVE YOU!
Submitted by TITS on October 30, 2008 - 9:33pm.
scrambled eggs and home fries too.
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When you see me again I hope you have been the kind of person you really are now.
Damn you snowblood, I was fixin' to get money from sick kitteh for yo ass.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 30, 2008 - 9:28pm.
Tigerlilly on October 30, 2008 - 9:19pm
YOU SLUT, YOU DUN STOLE MAH GAY BABY DADDY!!!
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Wait, gay??? What are you talking about? Oh...that's what that "male escort" was for...the one with the blue eyes, and...Pssht...anyone want to adopt a tiger whore cub....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
no~no holes and "wrong"spots are the shit!
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
Snowy!
All of my cats stay indoors but have the garage as an extra playroom.
Sickitten, there you are! I found you! Or, did YOU find ME? Or no, Sandbitch found us! Summit like that - anyfinderosies, I'm SO so happy to have made contact with someone from my Celebitchy pre-banning past! God I hate that fucking bitch for what she did to me. Anyway.
Now I gotta go, I so have to get out the door right now, and traffic on the 405 is BEASTly tonight! Gah. Love you all, ciao for now -