Friday, October 31st 2008
Meredith Vieira's Got Wood
The "Today" hosts dressed as fairytale characters this morning for Halloweenie and Meredith Vieira was supposed to be Pinocchio. Honestly, she looked more like the Treeman of Indonesia than Pinocchio. I bet you Treeman's peen looks like her nose.
Al Roker dressed as a sexually frustrated Gingerbread Man with one blue ball, Ann Curry was a "JLo version of Cinderella" (her words), Hoda Kotb was Old Red Riding Hood, Kathie Lee Gifford was her husband at a whore house and Matt Lauer dressed as his ego.
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haha I wanna dress up as the Gingerbread Man too!
Is that a tampon applicator on her nose??
Submitted by Dignity 4 Sale on October 31, 2008 - 7:13pm.
Meredith has NEVER looked better!!!
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Meredith? I thought it was Charles Bark-ley.
*crickets*
Oh. Okay.
"It's too much to process."--MK
Submitted by r5bales on October 31, 2008 - 7:28pm.
These women need a renovation.
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They need labotomies - except Whoopi. I love Whoopie.
OK only because TV makes a big deal about Halloween costumes, I was curious about what the women at the View did. Completely political. Barbara as George Washington (OK, they are about the same age), Hasselback as Ronald Regan(What the hell?) Joy B as Teddy Roosevelt (No imagination) Whoopie as FDR (Oh Brother) Sheri as a penny/Lincoln (stooopid). These women need a renovation.
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The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
I laughed my behind off for a good three minutes straight about the 'blue ball' thing. Good one MK
Meredith has NEVER looked better!!!
She should stick to this look all year long!
It would keep me awake when her lips start moving and God knows what starts to pour out.
I always space out and start looking at the guest, judging their do-ability.
I have to admit, I watch the Today Show simply for Meredith. She had me laughing today when they creeped a black spider on her face today and she screamed. She's a good sport and so was Ann.
I'm sure if they tried it on Matt, he'd get everyone fired. he's such a little prick. I think that's why Meredith dressed up like him for Halloween. LOL>
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
Watched that shit unfold this morning.... very very bad touch. But, I wasn't surprised that Al Roker was food. I'm sure he took that shit home so his old lady could run around the house screaming "Don't eat me! I'm a little boy!"
Trying. Too. Hard.
Truly a craptacular disappointment this year. Not even worth watching, although Al's blue ball did bring a smile.
Mrs.Kravitz
"We, the hos of dlisted, love you Jeffro
We think you are a real mensch."
Here here!
The women of the world need more Pudge's and Jeffros!
Jeffro11,
"Smart is sexy"
See...If a guy appreciates the brain, it's 100 x's hotter than "Nice ass".
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Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon's silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 31, 2008 - 4:24pm.
We, the hos of dlisted, love you Jeffro
We think you are a real mensch.
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*googles "mensch"*
...okay, thank you! :)
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
PUDGE?!?!?!! IS THAT YOU?!?!?!?!!
Stop flirting with all the girls, goddamit
Just wait til I get home.
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LOL It's just Clarisse, you already knew about us!!!
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
We, the hos of dlisted, love you Jeffro
We think you are a real mensch.
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As they say in Hollywood "he has brought my vision to life"
this is one of the best 'woman' rants of all time...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Fbwsh9Iw_w
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
I think though, that men like you and Pudge are in the minority when it comes to men who help around the house and actually enjoy a woman with a brain.
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Smart is sexy! I hate a chick that thinks 'dictation' is a bedroom trick.
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
hahah MrsK...
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
http://www.amazon.com/Zoogster-Costumes-Malice-Wonderland-Costume/dp/B00...
Jeffro11
Toot away!!
For the record, my ex was kicked off of Paris Island...i should have know then...
I think though, that men like you and Pudge are in the minority when it comes to men who help around the house and actually enjoy a woman with a brain.
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Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon's silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 31, 2008 - 4:14pm.
I'll never understand how a 'man' can consider himself a 'man' when he needs a woman to take care of him like his mama would.
I can and will do laundry when it needs to be done, pick up a mess when I see it (even if I didn't make it), and take pride in my cooking.
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PUDGE?!?!?!! IS THAT YOU?!?!?!?!!
Stop flirting with all the girls, goddamit
Just wait til I get home.
hee
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As they say in Hollywood "he has brought my vision to life"
Submitted by putas on October 31, 2008 - 4:06pm.
Yes...A bit creepy. He needs more jolly.
Plus it is scary seeing him dressed up like something he would've eaten in one bite a few years ago.
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
Why Thank you DevilGirl..
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
http://www.amazon.com/Zoogster-Costumes-Malice-Wonderland-Costume/dp/B00...
Submitted by oklahoma on October 31, 2008 - 4:07pm.
Clarisse.. Oh yeah. don't even get me started on that housework shit.. mine won't touch it either. But gets all pissey about 'dirty' house.. Uhm. Well quit being such a pig then, piggy piggington.
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okay, I'm gonna toot my own horn here for a minute before I have to go...
I'll never understand how a 'man' can consider himself a 'man' when he needs a woman to take care of him like his mama would.
I can and will do laundry when it needs to be done, pick up a mess when I see it (even if I didn't make it), and take pride in my cooking.
Sounds like some of these 'boys' you're dating could use a tour in the military to teach them how to take care of themselves.
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
lol cute costumes
Submitted by putas on October 31, 2008 - 4:09pm.
He is? Your Pudge sounds adorable. I'll bet you two are so cute when you go out and do stuff together. Aww.
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we are so cute it is nauseating.
HAVE FUN TONIGHT!!!
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As they say in Hollywood "he has brought my vision to life"
The "Today Show" is an unholy mess that Satan vomited on us as a result of his binge drinking on Boone's Farm.
I hate to lose at Trivial Pursuit.
It gets ugly when I do.
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As they say in Hollywood "he has brought my vision to life"
@Okie- Yeah, it should be fun. By the way, I have been meaning to tell you, I adore your avie- It is soooooo cute. I am also a scrabble fan, i never can talk anyone, except my mother into playing.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 31, 2008 - 2:51pm.
He is? Your Pudge sounds adorable. I'll bet you two are so cute when you go out and do stuff together. Aww.
Ok Whorz I gotta finish up work and then figure out what I can be for Halloween. Have a safe and happy night:)
Clarisse.. Oh yeah. don't even get me started on that housework shit.. mine won't touch it either. But gets all pissey about 'dirty' house.. Uhm. Well quit being such a pig then, piggy piggington.
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
http://www.amazon.com/Zoogster-Costumes-Malice-Wonderland-Costume/dp/B00...
Submitted by putas on October 31, 2008 - 4:04pm.
Jeffro- Scrabble please. Though I have a respectable voab I still am too lazy to look for all the possibilities on the board- could be b/c I often play and drink wine. Trivial pursuit I SUCK at.
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no worries, I'm usually high when I play, which can either be very good or very bad...
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
Submitted by Richard-Schlichting on October 31, 2008 - 4:04pm.
I could tolerate him as the happy fat guy. He's just somehow a little off as the thinner version. Guess I was used to seeing him bigger. It's weird but true.
Pictionary!! oh yeah. Fun times
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
http://www.amazon.com/Zoogster-Costumes-Malice-Wonderland-Costume/dp/B00...
Jeffro11 !
oh! You had me at "Trivial Pursuit"!!
Putas!
Oy.
How about HIS prize 115 gallon reef tank that i spent 2 hours a day taking care of.
Or the ONE time in three years he did laundry, he sorted out HIS clothes only.
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Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon's silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.
hahahah Watcha Doin.. poor thing..
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
http://www.amazon.com/Zoogster-Costumes-Malice-Wonderland-Costume/dp/B00...
Just in case it hasn't been already said...Can someone slap Al Roker for me?....Please. The man just annoys me.
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
Jeffro- Scrabble please. Though I have a respectable voab I still am too lazy to look for all the possibilities on the board- could be b/c I often play and drink wine. Trivial pursuit I SUCK at.
I like Battleship, though...
I think Upwards scrabble looks really fun! I've only played it once at someone's house.. But dang boy o boy what a ding dang of a time..
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
http://www.amazon.com/Zoogster-Costumes-Malice-Wonderland-Costume/dp/B00...
angel_i
LOL! He hated anything that threatened his "manhood". Dishes, laundry, cleaning, reading, big words...
Okie!
Ugh. I remember i would be reading on the couch and i would hear him sit down...i would eventually feel him staring at me, i would look up and he'd say "Wha'cha doin'?"
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Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon's silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.
KD.. I think that's my hubs prob too, He's a sore loser, especially at a mind game like tht. I mean its no big deal if I win over him. But like if he wins, He'd be all like Bam In your FACE! or something..
OMG, I wish I'd a pair of jeans to put on to change out of this damn costume.. jeeeeeees
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
http://www.amazon.com/Zoogster-Costumes-Malice-Wonderland-Costume/dp/B00...
Submitted by oklahoma on October 31, 2008 - 3:39pm.
Ahhh. Thanks I'm a little slow as you can see. And
Clarisse I'm glad you ditched him. He was threatened by your verbal prowess! That fucker. I want stories about him now, haha.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 31, 2008 - 3:48pm.
putas,
Yeh, if it had more than one syllable he would stomp his feet and throw his sippie cup.
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Some funny shit there.
But I'll take the scrabble challenge against you ladies anytime...or trivial pursuit.
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
DevilGirl.. Well I hope you have lots of fun tonight.. and if you want bf to be there, I hope he goes, also!! yay, I'm excited for you!
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
http://www.amazon.com/Zoogster-Costumes-Malice-Wonderland-Costume/dp/B00...
That's a pretty damn good make up job she's sporting...
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Heidy Klum Got Milk!
Okie- I KILL at Scrabble, too. I'm really good at seeking out those triple word scores and using the high score letters on those. I haven't played in ages either. My BF is a sore loser.
@Okie- This is the first year since childhood that I have been enthused about a costume, and this is the first time in years I have dressed up. My boyfriend was supposed to be the Big Vlad Wolf, combo sexy wolf/Vampire, but since we are on the outs, I doubt he will be attenting the party with me. It has been handy knowing the make up guy. As they say in Hollywood "he has brought my vision to life"
Submitted by putas on October 31, 2008 - 3:07pm.
I hate Ann Curry with the fire of 1,000 curried chickens.
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LMAO! That was cool. I was actually trying to find out why Clarisse's ex hated you. (I get it now:) And I found this! LOL!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Clarisse.. Yeah I understand you.. My husband refueses to play Scrabble w/ me, Which I love.. I have a new game of it at home. Just collecting dust. No one to play it with. sorry to say but I think most guys can't spell anyways.. hahahaa
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
http://www.amazon.com/Zoogster-Costumes-Malice-Wonderland-Costume/dp/B00...
putas,
Yeh, if it had more than one syllable he would stomp his feet and throw his sippie cup.
He was, what we Dlisters like to say, DOUCHETASTIC!
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Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon's silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.