Meredith Vieira's Got Wood

The "Today" hosts dressed as fairytale characters this morning for Halloweenie and Meredith Vieira was supposed to be Pinocchio. Honestly, she looked more like the Treeman of Indonesia than Pinocchio. I bet you Treeman's peen looks like her nose.

Al Roker dressed as a sexually frustrated Gingerbread Man with one blue ball, Ann Curry was a "JLo version of Cinderella" (her words), Hoda Kotb was Old Red Riding Hood, Kathie Lee Gifford was her husband at a whore house and Matt Lauer dressed as his ego.

Wenn, Splash

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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 2:03pm.

Submitted by Clarisse on October 31, 2008 - 2:29pm.
Jeffro11
"Ann Curry's kinda hot"
Still not getting any huh? =)
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obviously not as much as I need, LOL

She's half Japanese, her pa met her ma while he was in the Navy stationed in Yokosuka, where my ship was based...she came and did some kinda show...she looked good then...

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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"

Submitted by LoLo on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 2:01pm.

OKIE!
Clarisse!

Al Roker is neeeeekid and he wants you to touch his weiiiiiiiiineeeeeeerrrrrrrr.

HA HA HA HA HA
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Submitted by TOPANGA on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 2:01pm.

The View and the Today Show always have some of the best Halloween costumes, I must say. Matt Lauer's costume is hilarious...loves it! As for me...this halloween I will be a Victoria's Secret sales associate, I have to work this halloween...womp womp. Yea,I get to see big tittied air headed blondes come in for thier last minute liengerie and stockings to go with their slutty "costumes"

*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****

Submitted by weenielover on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 2:01pm.

hate, loathe, despise Kath-IE Lee. (I threw up a little even typing that)

Submitted by Salem13 on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 2:01pm.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89aQ_F64NPs&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKvSvxhdm9c

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Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 2:00pm.

Some of the best, most rad, most NSFW costumes are at the annual West Hollywood Carnaval [sic] this evening (Chelsea Handler is host). If you've never seen it, here's a link to last year's:

http://www.weho.org/index.cfm/fuseaction/detail/navid/339/cid/6032/

Submitted by Old sparky on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 2:00pm.

looks like a normal day

Submitted by shut the smurf up on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 1:59pm.

Ann is a condescendent bitch and I can't fucking stand her. Specially every time she interviews Adoptalina Holie.

Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 1:59pm.

Jeffro11
"Ann Curry's kinda hot"
Still not getting any huh? =)

LoLo!!!!
Al Roker and weiner do NOT belong in the same sentence!!!

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Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon's silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.

Submitted by oklahoma on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 1:58pm.

Wait, that nose kind of has a boner. It looks like it was shorter.. And if you look a bit more, you can see where it has been added too, or something.. It doesn't look right.. I mean, I know that Mr Liar Nose grows, but it looks dumb,and she's like "NO My nose is to be the biggest in allll the land" *adds turd from toilet to her nose* "THere, Perfect!"

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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!

http://www.amazon.com/Zoogster-Costumes-Malice-Wonderland-Costume/dp/B00...

Submitted by . on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 1:57pm.

LIE! LIE!

Well, somebody had to say it.

Submitted by StewieGriffin on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 1:57pm.

Well, it really doesn't count when you've got money plus a major television network and a team of assistants to help you. I'd like to see these bitches make something out of two empty Coke cans and some used tin foil and make it look hot.

Submitted by oklahoma on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 1:56pm.

LoLo!!!!!!

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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!

http://www.amazon.com/Zoogster-Costumes-Malice-Wonderland-Costume/dp/B00...

Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 1:54pm.

You just know that Meredith is dying to pick that nose.
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.

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Submitted by KD on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 1:54pm.

Kathy lee looks kind of more like one of the flying monkeys in the Wizard of Oz, minus the wings of course.

Submitted by Stick Stickly on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 1:54pm.

Leave it up to the cast of the Today Show to get you in the mood for Halloweenie! Corny assclowns.
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Submitted by oklahoma on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 1:54pm.

that wolfey is totally freaking me out.. Like that one pic she has her tongue out?? *cringes*

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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!

http://www.amazon.com/Zoogster-Costumes-Malice-Wonderland-Costume/dp/B00...

Submitted by LoLo on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 1:53pm.

Al Roker has a blue, round, little button dick!
Neeener Neener You gots no Weiner!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 1:53pm.

Ann Curry's kinda hot

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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"

Submitted by LoLo on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 1:53pm.

OMG i cant believ that fat whore Al showed up nekkid like that! WTF?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 1:52pm.

NO!!!! NOT THE GUMDROP BUTTONS!!!

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Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon's silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.

Submitted by Stan Hooper on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 1:51pm.

Al Roker already looks like a gingerbread man..where's the stretch..

Yep..it does look like Al has blue balls. Jesus..what is he grinding? Perhaps he got it from rubbing against Ann. Good observation Knuckles! hhahahahaha

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