It's Mackenzie Phillips' Lucky Day
Mackenzie Phillips will not be dressing as a sad little jailbird for Halloween this year. That's because a judge ordered her into an 18-month drug deferment program after she pleaded guilty for being a failed drug mule.
Julie Cooper was arrested in August at LAX after she was caught by airport security trying to smuggle balloons of coke and heroin in her pant leg. Maria Full of Grace she ain't!
The judge told her in court today that once she completes the program, he'll throw out her plea and the entire incident will disappear from her record. She told the court, "I want to thank the Los Angeles Police Department and the Airport Police for stopping me -- they saved my life." Mackenzie went on to say, "And party at my house! I have the party favors, you bring the hooch!" No...
Mackenzie is just in Los Angeles for a quick minute, because she's currently seeking treatment at a rehab facility in Louisiana. This is her 10th time in the tank. You know what they don't say, the tenth time's a charm!
TMZ also reports that the judge thought she was on "Diff'rent Strokes." She corrected him and said she was actually on "One Day at a Time." Mackenzie wasted a perfectly good "Watcha talkin' 'bout Willis" moment!!
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Frankly, I think if an adult wants to use drugs, it should be their choice. Our country wastes millions of dollars arresting and jailing users for what reason? To protect them? This isn't the 1890's where house fraus were accidently getting addicted to opiates from magic healing elixirs. Nobody buys street heroin thinking that it's good for them.
This country is so darn hypocritical. Alcohol is perfectly legal yet marijuana isn't.
Prohibition didn't work. Why would the war on drugs be any different? We're attempting to protect addicts while innocents get killed in drug related gang violence on a daily basis. It's time for this country to get things straight. And while they're at it, LEGALIZE same sex marriages.
For everyone who claims to be a fan of "Brian Ferry" - it's Bryan Ferry.
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OK addiction is an illness, but if after 9 (or was it 10) chances at treatment, she hasn't "got it" then she needs a stronger penalty. Lock her up like they would any other citizen with her record.
When you can't do something for someone in need, you can pray for them. I'm sure that the majority of us D-list bloggers can relate some way or another. Or are we all Okay and Perfectly well adjusted???
You'll be popular when you're dead!
Submitted by islandgirl on October 31, 2008 - 8:47pm.
I think it was Bill Wyman.
Double-yuck. Shame on him.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 31, 2008 - 8:46pm.
And Bryan Ferry can put his shoes under my bed anyday.
I'll share him with you. I'd love to give him "More than this."
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"It's too much to process."--MK
I think it was Bill Wyman.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on October 31, 2008 - 8:40pm.
Isn't Ronnie Wood dating a 13 y.o. today?
And Bryan Ferry can put his shoes under my bed anyday.
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Didn't Ronnie Wood date a 13 year old back in the day? I think he married her when she turned 18. She ended up in the nut house.
Never understood why that model would dump Brian Ferry for Mick Jagger.
Always liked Brian Ferry.
"It's too much to process."--MK
Submitted by jiggywiddit on October 31, 2008 - 8:30pm.
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He's a pig. I think he was having a "I'll seduce a kid day".
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Submitted by joe shmoe on October 31, 2008 - 3:21pm.
Mick Jagger seduced her when she was barely out her teens. Yuk.
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Don't be too hard on Mick. Maybe he was just having a low self-esteem day. it happens.
"It's too much to process."--MK
I've always liked Mackenzie. She's upfront and didn't pretend to be an angel like Valerie did. Mackenzie seems like a cool person to hangout with. I wish her the best.
She looks like Carol Burnett.
Rehab in Louisiana? I guar-an-tee you it will not stick.
Because as we all know, the fifth time in Rehab is the charm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on October 31, 2008 - 3:21pm.
Mick Jagger seduced her when she was barely out her teens. Yuk.
I know! She slept with that old codger?
Submitted by TITS on October 31, 2008 - 3:48pm.
Oh I think Louisiana is one of the most beautiful places on earth, but I sure as shit wouldn't go there to rehab ... or even diet for that matter!
LOL waaaaaay too hedonistic.
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That's what I mean, actually...like somehwere away from everything...
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Oh I think Louisiana is one of the most beautiful places on earth, but I sure as shit wouldn't go there to rehab ... or even diet for that matter!
LOL waaaaaay too hedonistic.
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Submitted by TITS on October 31, 2008 - 3:05pm.
seeking treatment at a rehab facility in Louisiana.
you have got to be fucking kidding me. rehab in Louisiana?
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Mmmmmyeah. Mebbe not so much the pretty place I was tryna describe down there...like, is she going out to the middle of a field somewhere's maybe...?
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Haha, the judge thought she was dead. She probably hears that all the time.
"Holy shit, Mackenzie Phillips? You're still alive?!"
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Isn't that the same schtick that Tantrum O'Neill used in her court appearance, except insert N.Y.C? Everyone is soooo careless with their drugs these days, they either have no idea how to smuggle and get caught, or they leave thier shit behind- I just don't understand their cavalier attitudes.
That green eye shadow is hay-noose!
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haha *sigh* oh okie
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how is she NOT going to jail??!! WTF??
*blushes* Well I guess you noticed my new pantyhose.. What color you ask? Well, it is Granny Waist Sandletoe..
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I find the colours she's wearing to be oddly comforting - like a late 70's good housekeeping spread.
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Mick Jagger seduced her when she was barely out her teens. Yuk.
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*tickes okies thighs*
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Missy.. but you never met me under the Table.
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Can she go to Make Up Rehab too?
WTF with the Frost Lime Sherbert eyeshadow????
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
well hot damn okie I sent it again!
check it now..
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so the judge was starstuck? WTF? Does it really matter WHO she is or WHAT show she was on??
She should have said "GOOGLE ME YOU DUMB FUCK"...
Misssyyy!! meet me at the table
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Missy!!!! I never got label!
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Tits.. hahahahaha yabba dabba dooo.. I was looking at her necklace.. Looks like it has lights in it.. I know its just light glare.. But fuck I'm getting all dizzy!
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drugs ur bad mmmmkay?
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Submitted by Fred Flintstone on October 31, 2008 - 2:50pm.
What a fucking train wreck.
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she's having a yabba dabba doo time.
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Submitted by putas on October 31, 2008 - 3:04pm.
I feel for anyone who struggles with drug addiction.
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Yeah. It's really so much more fun if you don't struggle;p
But seriously. Jail is not a pretty place. I honestly believe that it is bunches easier to heal in a pretty place. A soft place; a sweet place; a safe place. You know what I mean?
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How can you blame her? Growing up in a household with no rules whatsoever.
Wasn't she the one that Mick Jagger wanted to fuck when she was like 12?
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by Just Wondering on October 31, 2008 - 3:05pm.
I just don't understand these people...Smuggeling coke and heroin in your pant leg? I start sweating at the check point thinking I might have put too much liquid in my carry on bag. What the hell ?
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hahahaa.. I fidget or sweat anywhere when I'm not guilty or doing anything wrong, thinking that someone else will accuse me of Shoplifting or maybe I look suspicious.. I'm so insecure! And I really hate looking people in the eyes, too!
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I just don't understand these people...Smuggeling coke and heroin in your pant leg? I start sweating at the check point thinking I might have put too much liquid in my carry on bag. What the hell ?
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seeking treatment at a rehab facility in Louisiana.
you have got to be fucking kidding me. rehab in Louisiana?
that's funny on so many levels.
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I feel for anyone who struggles with drug addiction. It is ongoing and must be just as hard the fifth year clean as the fifth day. Who knows what causes a trigger or relapse.
But it sucks that someone on a popular show back in the day gets cut so much slack. Maybe a considerable amount of jail time would help her rethink the smuggling stupidity. I know if one of us tried this we'd be in jail for a LOOONG time.
Such an unfair system!
Well, He (judge) obviously thought she was back from th dead.. She should have went along w/ it.. And not been like "no I wasn't on Diffrent Strokes Stupid!" WTF??
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I got but one thing to say:
Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound,
That saved a wretch like me.
I once was lost but now am found,
Was blind, but now I see.
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Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd
On my cloud, baby
Raise your hands!
raise your hands if you're high!...I mean 'Sure'.
10th time in rehab?
She's been doing drugs her entire life.
I don't see her getting and staying clean.
Sorry.
good thing she wasnt trying to leave malaysia with all that shit, she would have been hung, no ifs ands or butts
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What a fucking train wreck. She should just off herself to save the world from the drama of her sold called life.