Monday, November 3rd 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 31st!
Pfft.. that pumpkin knew the deal when it started workin' the streets - EveryStrangersEyes
Runners-up:
OH MY GOD! MOM!!!! Come quick! The pumpkin just puked up the hair piece Jeremy Piven wears on Entourage! - Lo Lo
That is disgusting MK. Not funny. How can you post a picture of a disabled squirrel with half its body missing. SICK. - El Bastardo
Some days you're the pumpkin, some days you're the squirrel. - TITS
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I've always felt like El Bastardo needs his own blog. We all have to read the comments to get our E.B. fix, and I'm lazy. I hate searching for you.
*runs up with roses to kiss ESE gently on the cheek*
(I smell like lemongrass and cloves - but not too much!:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
woo-hoo!!... thank you!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
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Submitted by LoLo on November 3, 2008 - 4:32pm.
*muah*
Congrats to xxyxz for being sexay!
Wooo wooo!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Congrats to all the winners!!!
OMFG! Thanks yall!
Thanks MK!
I never come up with good ones for the Catpion This Contest cause im too busy LMMFAO at all of the winners like ELB! ESE! And Others!
Hope you all had a good weekend!
*Big Hugs for all*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
ElB, never! it makes me feel like a STAH! ;p
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
HAHAHAHA! I love it. All of them were wonderful.
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG, you funny whores were in rare form Friday! You almost got me busted at work too for laughing so hard. Congratulations to all of you. Hi El B, thanks for stickin up for the gimps! LMAO!
Wait! How do I collect my prize?
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Hahahaha,thanx, fun podium! Congrats ESE, LoLo and TITS, mmmmmmm tits!
Snowpiece, i'll change the siggy.........NEVER! :o)
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NoAnjl loves me and i love her, deal with it!
MK WTF does this girl have no legs? that's not really funny... snowpiece 30 Oct
Congrats winners!!! LMAO @ El Bastardo.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
I love JRM!!!!
Submitted by TITS on November 3, 2008 - 11:35am.
Hokey smokes! I tied with El B? whoa.... I don't know if I can live up to that pressure!
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I know you can make it.
I know darn well you can work it out.
Oh yes you can, I know you can can
yes you can can, why can't you?
If you wanna, yes you can can.
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"Just when I think you are the shallowest man alive you manage to drain a little more out of the pool."
Congrats to all of you funny feckers!
the DUDE! abides...
Hokey smokes! I tied with El B? whoa.... I don't know if I can live up to that pressure!
ESE - you dark horse you!
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My friends describe me a soft, kind and sincere girl with good looking. I would like to meet
a sportsboy who knows how to treat a woman on all sides. Feel free to contact me on the
famous online hub " ★★★★__ K is S M illion aireS. Co m__ ★★★★" Money is not very important
LMAO! Congrats everyone...specially Lolo, ELB & Tits
YAY congrats hookers! all my honeys are winners! ELB I hate you, LMAO
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Brilliant!
I had nothing. Congrats
WOOO HOOOO!!! YEAH YEAH!!
FUNNY SHIT YOU HOT SLUTS!!!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Ese! One of the funniest peeps on DL. He'd win more CTs, but he has the sleep habits of a vampire.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on November 3, 2008 - 9:19am.
*back flip off top of hamper* Mr. Man won! Yeah, ESE!!! Congrats LoLo, El Bastardo & TITS! *shaking pom poms made of strips of dryer sheets*
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*cheers behind Socky!*
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
*back flip off top of hamper* Mr. Man won! Yeah, ESE!!! Congrats LoLo, El Bastardo & TITS! *shaking pom poms made of strips of dryer sheets*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Congratulatory Times!! ESE, 100,000 cool points for you! And 'WOOT WOOT' LoLo, El Bastardo and (last but by all means not least) TITTAYS!! Yay babe!
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
ALL MY FAVORITE SKANKS!!!!!!
Congratulations!!!
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♥much love♥
Hey! ESE Won the caption this contest.
Awesome!!!
Congrats ESE!!
You are now officially a SUPER-GENIUS!
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Wyle E Coyote
I would put on my coochie-eatin' flannel, dab a little tuna juice on my no-no hole and scream, "Home Depot! Here we come!"
Congrats, Funny peeps! ESE! *Wedgie Supreme* LoLo, ElB and TITS, doesn't get any better than that! xoxoxo
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Rocky tossin Jack's salad
Animals feel sub-prime crisis: Squirrels seek shelter in pumpkins after trees are foreclosed
nom nom katie price tace like punkin nom nom nom
Now my nuts are all sticky. Thanks Jack
That Fucking Tramp Cinderella Told Me This Shit WOuld Turn Into A Carriage?? WTF? *Call`s Fairly Odd Parent`s*
Alvin? Simon? Theodore? You in there?
"That's it, just one more inch! Come on you little high-fiven motherfucker!! One more inch!!" - The driver of the car in the GEICO commercial gets even.
after being fired from ms. pacman, the chaser sue became homeless and ultimately met an untimely death from urban wildlife.
Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
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Paris Hilton's snatch has a better costume this year, but still hasn't gotten rid of its pest problem. Boy do those buggers grow.
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Hell hath no furry like a pumpkin scored.
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John Mayer's furry shaft was no match for Jennifer Aniston's scary mangina.
Having scared away all the rodents, Richard Gere disguises himself as a pumpkin.
Sometimes you feel like like a nut, sometimes you don't.
Later the pumpkin had to visit the hospital claiming, "I was just decorating the house naked like I usually do when I fell off the ladder and onto this squirrel"!
aw. this is cute! :)
Yuk, I think I have a hair in my mouth.
Since Manniston couldn't find a real human sacrifice, she goes for the next best thing.
That's just Zippy, doing hood-squirrel stuff, grandma.
Richard Gere's fairy god mother did warn him about the midnight curfew...
Pumpkinizer, Pumpkinizer, Pumpkinizer, you're a Pumpkinizer oh
sometimes you eat the squirrel, sometimes the squirrel eats you
but sometimes you just gotta 69
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must devote time to sex sessions and not use sex as a stick to beat one another.
within milliseconds Tommy had more than understood Johns latest gesture