The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 31st!

Pfft.. that pumpkin knew the deal when it started workin' the streets - EveryStrangersEyes

Runners-up:

OH MY GOD! MOM!!!! Come quick! The pumpkin just puked up the hair piece Jeremy Piven wears on Entourage! - Lo Lo

That is disgusting MK. Not funny. How can you post a picture of a disabled squirrel with half its body missing. SICK. - El Bastardo

Some days you're the pumpkin, some days you're the squirrel. - TITS

Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by jalynne on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 11:37pm.

Looks like somebody didn't hear about the Silver Shamrock pumpkin mask recall.

Submitted by FarquharAmberschitz on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 11:17pm.

Peter Peter pumpkin eater had a wife but couldn't ... oh ...

Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 11:01pm.

Rocky J. Squirrel: "Hey Bullwinkle, name this show, "Rocky Finds a new Home" or "My Ass is a Tunnel of Love".

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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...

Submitted by Cookie123 on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 9:46pm.

A pumpking poops a squirrell

Submitted by Hysteria on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 9:46pm.

Where are those goddam acorns?! That's the last time I take an Ambien before putting groceries away.

Submitted by Hysteria on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 9:27pm.

Submitted by misstia on October 31, 2008 - 5:27pm.

Outsourcing the pumpkin carving to a squirrel wasn't a good idea.

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Haha!! Good one, misstia!

Submitted by jalynne on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 8:58pm.

For years, police have relied on dogs to sniff out drugs. The force is now turning to squirrels to perform cavity checks on suspected drug smugglers. A cadet squirrel is shown here running through training exercises.

Submitted by jiggywiddit on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 7:52pm.

For real, Pumpkin doctor, I fell on this squirrel while hanging my curtains.

"It's too much to process."--MK

Submitted by Leona on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 7:48pm.

After keeping his tail tucked between his legs for so long, Guy Ritchie looks everywhere for his nuts.

Pfötchenstellung!

Submitted by AXE on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 7:10pm.

In Kentwood, jack o lanterns have two purposes...serving as high art on Halloween, and catching dinner.

Submitted by AXE on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 7:08pm.

Sneak preview of the pod hatching scene in "Invasion of the Squirrel Snatchers".

Submitted by AXE on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 7:06pm.

Pumpkin thought bubble: "I don't know what's worse.....that cackling blonde bimbo with the #9 Cowboys jersey who took a bite out of me, or this squirrel violating me."

Submitted by TITS on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 6:03pm.

Submitted by misstia on October 31, 2008 - 5:27pm.

Outsourcing the pumpkin carving to a squirrel wasn't a good idea.
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Nice!!, but a little close to home.

I laughed, then cried.

:D :*(

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I hated her instantly. With all my guts: George

Dead Like Me - Halloween Episode

Submitted by Gucci Ass on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 5:56pm.

For this Halloween, Richard Gere decides to go dressed as a pumpkin!

Submitted by Ikcor on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 5:48pm.

Saw VI: The Squirrelning

Submitted by Callan on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 5:33pm.

How Richard Gere prefers to carve his pumpkins.

Submitted by princessdjlee4 on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 5:25pm.

samantha, i know it's confusing...but that orange herped hole isn't what you should be eating.

Submitted by Cookie123 on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 5:24pm.

The trap was set for Coco the squirrel. But at last minute, the pumpkin decided it liked the taste of squirrel pussy and Coco got her free ride..

Submitted by colombianbitch on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 5:24pm.

MICHAEL TODAY IS MY BARFDAY...PLEASE SAY HELLO OR SOME THAT MAKE MY PANTY BIRTHDAY CREAMER OF THE DAY.. I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...AND HATE YOU ALL AT ONCE...HAHAHAHAH

PS. IM SOOOOO DRUNKKK

Submitted by . on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 5:22pm.

Well, well, look what the Great Pumpkin coughed up!

Submitted by . on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 5:21pm.

And you thought YOUR Halloween hangover was bad.

Submitted by Hope on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 5:21pm.

Hope she used dental dam.

Submitted by jessilove on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 5:06pm.

John Travolta's ass is SO jealous of this pumpkin right now.

Submitted by City Barbie on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 5:06pm.

Geez, I didn't know the Great Pumpkin swung that way.

Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 5:00pm.

Very neat.

Submitted by City Barbie on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 4:58pm.

In the real version of Cinderella, she missed her midnight curfew and got turned into a pumpkin. That didn't stop her from hookin up with Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater though!

Submitted by misstia on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 4:57pm.

Outsourcing the pumpkin carving to a squirrel wasn't a good idea.

Submitted by JJ JJ on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 4:38pm.

So that's how they train the squirrels for the Scientology initiation!

Submitted by foxiezombie on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 4:19pm.

damn! i thought this was angelina jolie's vagina

Submitted by TITS on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 4:00pm.

I hope he astro-glided that pumpkin first.

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I hated her instantly. With all my guts: George

Dead Like Me - Halloween Episode

Submitted by icebunny on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 4:00pm.

Even a blind pumpkin finds a squirrel sometimes.

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***** If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the "up"-button ****

Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 3:59pm.

SamRo's just a squirrel tryin to get a nut.

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 3:58pm.

LOL TITS ur avie is too scary!
I'm outtie, have a great trick or treat y'all
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i

Submitted by sexy on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 3:55pm.

munch munch munchin' the nuts munch munch munch munchin' the nuts.

Submitted by Hoolrah on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 3:54pm.

Why do rednecks love this picture?

A: Because they can eat the squirrel and then they can "pump kin."

Submitted by icebunny on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 3:53pm.

Ozzy Squirrel had to get rid of some superfluous energy after mistaking Extasy for Acorn again.

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***** If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the "up"-button ****

Submitted by Hoolrah on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 3:53pm.

Pumkin pie:

A trailer trash recipe for all you hoes! Bake squirrel in the pumpkin for an hour, let cool,and cast on Flavor of Love. Can be paired with spit spanakopita and New York Adam's apple.

Submitted by denise13 on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 3:48pm.

Imagination is more Important than Knowledge

Richard Gere is very happy the squirrel is taking the bait on his front porch. Richard will be howling at the moon later tonight once the kiddies are gone.

Submitted by . on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 3:45pm.

Stop laughing. This is where I keep the keys to my nuts.

Submitted by TITS on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 3:42pm.

Okay snowie - so you're just a bottle blonde then eh?

carry on.

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I hated her instantly. With all my guts: George

Dead Like Me - Halloween Episode

Submitted by . on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 3:41pm.

Submitted by Stock Broker on October 31, 2008 - 4:09pm.

I like squirrels so I have nothing snarky to say.
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Stocky, you like squirrels too? With or without barbecue sauce? ;)

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 3:40pm.

TITS: LOL no, I was all over that one, I even emailed MK to tell him, dude: these sluts BELIEVE YOU!!!!!****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i

Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 3:39pm.

I like squirrels so I have nothing snarky to say.

Submitted by TITS on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 3:38pm.

Submitted by snowpiece on October 31, 2008 - 4:04pm.

TITS: it's ok, I'm used to it, LOL
anyway, it's ELB so it makes me feel special, LOL
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true dat. i get it! :)

just tell me you didn't also think that tara reids boyfriend was blind.

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I hated her instantly. With all my guts: George

Dead Like Me - Halloween Episode

Submitted by GoogleMeYouDumbFuck on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 3:37pm.

Submitted by Ang on October 31, 2008 - 3:33pm.
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Aww, thanks! I've been meaning to tell you how much I love your avi. I can't tell who it is, but Devo hats make me happy.

Submitted by sydoz on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 3:36pm.

That acorn was my friend, bitch!

Submitted by . on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 3:36pm.

It's hard to tell who was hungrier...

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 3:34pm.

TITS: it's ok, I'm used to it, LOL
anyway, it's ELB so it makes me feel special, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i

Submitted by TITS on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 3:32pm.

Submitted by snowpiece on October 31, 2008 - 3:52pm.

Submitted by El Bastardo on October 31, 2008 - 3:18pm.
That is disgusting MK. Not funny. How can you post a picture of a disabled squirrel with half its body missing. SICK

BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH ELB♥♥♥♥♥! that's the best!
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Yeah, this one better win.

It'd be even funnier if he attributed it to snowpiece like he does in his sig.

poor snowpiece. heeheeheehee.

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I hated her instantly. With all my guts: George

Dead Like Me - Halloween Episode