Monday, November 3rd 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 31st!
Pfft.. that pumpkin knew the deal when it started workin' the streets - EveryStrangersEyes
Runners-up:
OH MY GOD! MOM!!!! Come quick! The pumpkin just puked up the hair piece Jeremy Piven wears on Entourage! - Lo Lo
That is disgusting MK. Not funny. How can you post a picture of a disabled squirrel with half its body missing. SICK. - El Bastardo
Some days you're the pumpkin, some days you're the squirrel. - TITS
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HallowPeen Huntin'.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
snowy♥!! (((HUGS))) You too doll!
"everyone knew that Squirrel and Pumpkinhead couldn't get along, but no one expected Squirrel to check his head off."
Note to self: never let a squirrel go down on you.
Sweetas! happy halloween my sweet asssssssss! ♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Pumpkin Hair Pie
El BBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!! Congrats on tha win, funny honey!
El B and Anjl sittin in a tree... ;) xoxoxo
Well, you're just in time for what might be a very unhappy ending.
-The Announcer, Rocky & Bullwinkle Show.
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I hated her instantly. With all my guts: George
Dead Like Me - Halloween Episode
Submitted by El Bastardo on October 31, 2008 - 3:18pm.
That is disgusting MK. Not funny. How can you post a picture of a disabled squirrel with half its body missing. SICK
BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH ELB♥♥♥♥♥! that's the best!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Pumpkinhead Suri is forced to skin a squirrel for a coat.
"Jayden! Preston! Go get your memaw. Mama caught dinner... and that tails my new hair piece." - Britney Spears
-And, then I ate his brains with some pumpkin seeds and a nice bottle of Chianti...pfflurppppp.
GoogleMYDF ---- hahahaaa, great captions!
I told the neighborhood squirrel to stay away from that pumpkin. I saw Tommy Girl hiding underground, so, God knows where that hole goes.
Apparently Rojo thinks she's too good to dress up, leaving Cynthia to look the fool in her elaborate squirrel costume.
Rocky: Hokey Smokes!
Mr. Peabody: I smell foul play, Sherman.
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I hated her instantly. With all my guts: George
Dead Like Me - Halloween Episode
Submitted by Ang on October 31, 2008 - 3:29pm.
Good to see you ELB!!! Hello to No Anjl too if you're here!
Shes gone to the Phillys parade! Damn, NoAnjl won 2 in a row this week! :o)
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NoAnjl loves me and i love her, deal with it!
MK WTF does this girl have no legs? that's not really funny... snowpiece 30 Oct
Rocky: And now, here's something we hope you'll really like - firm squirrel ass.
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I hated her instantly. With all my guts: George
Dead Like Me - Halloween Episode
Brit Brit sets out her squirrel trap at Halloween so they got something to eat at Thanksgivin, y'all!
Good to see you ELB!!! Hello to No Anjl too if you're here!
Though the neighbors thought it in bad taste, Sally thought her 'Richard Gere's Asshole' jack-o-lantern was, in fact, quite clever.
Submitted by angel_i on October 31, 2008 - 3:26pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 31, 2008 - 3:23pm.
El B for the win!!!!!!!!!! Score and match!
"That is disgusting MK. Not funny. How can you post a picture of a disabled squirrel with half its body missing. SICK."
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LOL!
But I will shamelessly admit that I think I should win too.
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there seriously needs to be a voting button for this category.
sometimes i don't think MK really reads through 4-7 pages of quips. it would cut into his tv time too much.
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I hated her instantly. With all my guts: George
Dead Like Me - Halloween Episode
Take that Sharon Stone! You messed with the wrong motherfuckin' squirrel this time.
Submitted by Ang on October 31, 2008 - 3:26pm.
Pumpkin Fiction: Squirrel meat might taste like pumpkin pie, but I'm not gonna eat the filthy muthafucka.
Hahahahaha!I saw it again last week! Long time Ang!!
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NoAnjl loves me and i love her, deal with it!
MK WTF does this girl have no legs? that's not really funny... snowpiece 30 Oct
Peter Peter, pumpkin eater,
needs a clinic that is free-er
Paris picked her own costume
when she removed it Peter felt doom.
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeet Cletus, lunch is eatin' the dessert, dang!
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NoAnjl loves me and i love her, deal with it!
MK WTF does this girl have no legs? that's not really funny... snowpiece 30 Oct
Pumpkin Fiction: Squirrel meat might taste like pumpkin pie, but I'm not gonna eat the filthy muthafucka.
Rocky: And now...
Bullwinkle: Hey, Rocky, watch me pull a squirell outta my pumpkin.
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I hated her instantly. With all my guts: George
Dead Like Me - Halloween Episode
After getting too close to Paris Hilton's snatch, the squirrel was never to be seen again.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 31, 2008 - 3:23pm.
El B for the win!!!!!!!!!! Score and match!
"That is disgusting MK. Not funny. How can you post a picture of a disabled squirrel with half its body missing. SICK."
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LOL!
But I will shamelessly admit that I think I should win too. What? I edited three times!!!
♥ ThreadKilla!
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HAPPYBMDAY!
Jackolingus Squirrel says, "Pumpkins is good eatin'!"
Submitted by TITS on October 31, 2008 - 3:20pm.
no caption - is it just me or does that squirrel have a nice ass?
Just you, sorry!
Clarisse :o)
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NoAnjl loves me and i love her, deal with it!
MK WTF does this girl have no legs? that's not really funny... snowpiece 30 Oct
Lilo needs to lose the fake tan and SamRo needs to shave.
A skewhirrel done goed an aeten 'ma faece!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
El B for the win!!!!!!!!!! Score and match!
"That is disgusting MK. Not funny. How can you post a picture of a disabled squirrel with half its body missing. SICK."
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Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon's silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.
What? Prince Harry has a sex tape?
Ta Jeffro! U shoulda got a mention yesterday! :o)
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NoAnjl loves me and i love her, deal with it!
MK WTF does this girl have no legs? that's not really funny... snowpiece 30 Oct
You can take the pumpkin outta the patch, but you best not take away its squirrel meat.
The secret to PETA's pumpkin soup.
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2008 World Series Champions
#1 Philadelphia Phillies!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdCrZfTkG1c&feature=related
tits, resubmit.. that shit is a funny caption to me!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
... and at midnight, Richard Gere suddenly realised he'd turned into a pumpkin.
Hey, that squirrel is fucking up my Sarah-Jessica-Parker-lantern.....oh, no, wait....it's ok.
no caption - is it just me or does that squirrel have a nice ass?
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I hated her instantly. With all my guts: George
Dead Like Me - Halloween Episode
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Aaaand that's all I got.
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I don't blame John McCain for all of President Bush's mistakes. After all, he's only voted with George Bush 90% of the time. - Barack Obama
Submitted by El Bastardo on October 31, 2008 - 3:18pm.
That is disgusting MK. Not funny. How can you post a picture of a disabled squirrel with half its body missing. SICK.
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LMFAO awesome!
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
That is disgusting MK. Not funny. How can you post a picture of a disabled squirrel with half its body missing. SICK.
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NoAnjl loves me and i love her, deal with it!
MK WTF does this girl have no legs? that's not really funny... snowpiece 30 Oct
This hot ginge pumkin shows LiLo how to really get eaten out!
Ack ack ack....furball.
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NoAnjl loves me and i love her, deal with it!
MK WTF does this girl have no legs? that's not really funny... snowpiece 30 Oct
hmm.. do you think that squirrels ate out that whole thing. Or maybe some birds helped.. ? Like seriously.. IN all seriousness..
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
http://www.amazon.com/Zoogster-Costumes-Malice-Wonderland-Costume/dp/B00...
Miley tried and tried..pumpkin carving was just not as easy as it looked...
Pumpkin and the squirrel made a deal - he would take it's nuts if the squirell would eat it out.
what?.. Jack-o'-lanterns need tail too
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."