The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 31st!

Pfft.. that pumpkin knew the deal when it started workin' the streets - EveryStrangersEyes

Runners-up:

OH MY GOD! MOM!!!! Come quick! The pumpkin just puked up the hair piece Jeremy Piven wears on Entourage! - Lo Lo

That is disgusting MK. Not funny. How can you post a picture of a disabled squirrel with half its body missing. SICK. - El Bastardo

Some days you're the pumpkin, some days you're the squirrel. - TITS

Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 2:39pm.

Mary Kate and Ashley's new line of squirrel traps hit the intrawebz today, featuring this adorable Hallowe'en-themed design!

(edited to sprinkle a little ocd:)

♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!

Submitted by Call me crazeee on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 2:38pm.

I see a porno of Jordan and Peter has leaked online. Guess she forgot to wax that week.

Submitted by moistiest on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 2:35pm.

I don't think the Richard Gere/Gerbil pumpkin is going to win this year.

Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 2:34pm.

Squirrel-pumpkin pie, a Spears family specialty

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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"

Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 2:33pm.

Damn, that PacMan will eat anything!

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NoAnjl loves me and i love her, deal with it!

MK WTF does this girl have no legs? that's not really funny... snowpiece 30 Oct

Submitted by snowwhite on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 2:32pm.

Submitted by TITS on October 31, 2008 - 2:54pm.
Some days you're the pumpkin, some days you're the squirrel.

That's a winner!

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George Michael: Ann just called. They had a pre-dawn mass. Then they were going to mass, so...
Michael: Ann’s got a great deal of mass.

Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 2:31pm.

I told you dumbass, Bullwinkle ain't here! No, he isn't in there either! No i don't know when he'll be home!

Fuck off on out of here!

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Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon's silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.

Submitted by DUDE on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 2:29pm.

It's midnight and something tells me Cinderella doesn't epilate.

the DUDE! abides...

Submitted by Helena on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 2:28pm.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on October 31, 2008 - 2:56pm.

pfft.. that pumpkin knew the deal when it started workin' the streets

Hahahahahahaha!

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Halloween Jack is a real cool cat.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 2:27pm.

"Britney, close your mouth when you're eating the roadkill!"

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NoAnjl loves me and i love her, deal with it!

MK WTF does this girl have no legs? that's not really funny... snowpiece 30 Oct

Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 2:26pm.

Pumpkin- "Oh my God, i'm a star on one night a year and i've got a furry tongue, damn!"

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NoAnjl loves me and i love her, deal with it!

MK WTF does this girl have no legs? that's not really funny... snowpiece 30 Oct

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 2:26pm.

pfft.. that pumpkin knew the deal when it started workin' the streets

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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."

Submitted by Fred Flintstone on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 2:25pm.

Pumpkin dental floss

Submitted by Anonymous101 on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 2:25pm.

The Spears way of carving up a pumpkin, ya'll.

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Proof that Phoebe Price is over 35.
She's running for US President!!!
http://www.inews3.com/play.php?first=Phoebe&last=Price

Submitted by TITS on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 2:24pm.

Some days you're the pumpkin, some days you're the squirrel.

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I hated her instantly. With all my guts: George

Dead Like Me - Halloween Episode

Submitted by filthy cute on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 2:24pm.

Britney finds that Cheeto she thought was lost behind
the porch.
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I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.

Submitted by jackieee on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 2:24pm.

blow job. squirrel style.

Submitted by deejayspicerack on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 2:24pm.

richard gere training camp
step one: lure them into the hole with nuts

Submitted by jennyann002 on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 2:24pm.

Oh no, someone leaked the oral scene of Vern Troyer's sex tape.

Submitted by TrishNY12 on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 2:24pm.

Finally, after all these years, photographic proof that the urban legend about Richard Gere is in fact TRUE!

Submitted by suze on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 2:23pm.

Submitted by DUDE on October 31, 2008 - 2:49pm.
Richard Gere has always had a wry sense of humor.

Even on Halloweenie.

LMFAO

Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 2:23pm.

Training centre for anal rodents! Well, you cant just shove 'em up there and hope for the best!

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NoAnjl loves me and i love her, deal with it!

MK WTF does this girl have no legs? that's not really funny... snowpiece 30 Oct

Submitted by LoLo on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 2:21pm.

OH MY GOD! MOM!!!! Come quick! The pumpkin just puked up the hair piece Jeremy Pivens wears on Entourage!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!