Friday, October 31st 2008

Afternoon Crumbs

Keeley Hazell shows all the skanks how Slutoween is really done - Egotastic!

Kendra Wilkinson had an accident - Hollywood Tuna

Robert Pattinson may dress like shit, but his hair is so sparkly - Lainey Gossip

Because you're already intimately acquainted with them, here's Kate Moss' nippies - IDLYITW

Isn't this how Avril and her d-bag husband always dress? (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Tracy Morgan is a true romantic - Mollygood

What to do if a Rhino escapes at a zoo - Towleroad

Katie Holmes has been going through Posh's shoe closet again - Just Jared

Fugly wonk-eyed lizard in London - Hollywood Rag

Twit and Twat both need to be locked up for life - Popsugar

Where's Sarah Palin? - I'm Not Obsessed

Leatherface Rourke wears pink panties - A Socialite's Life

Pete Wentz is on Emo Baby watch - ICYDK

A secret troll wedding - Celebitchy

Itty bitty New York City - Cityrag

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Submitted by s2jstewart on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 11:10pm.

i love the fact that Kendra is standing on top of a DIRTY MOP in these pics... WTF... that pretty much sums it all up doesn't it

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Submitted by Regina on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 8:15pm.

Keeley's chichis never get old!

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Submitted by rook on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 6:46pm.

menstruation is best halloween costume ever

Submitted by . on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 6:20pm.

Submitted by Deb on October 31, 2008 - 6:18pm.

re Twit and Twat: Why in hell are these cunts getting so much attention?
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Deb, I think you answered your own query. lol

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Submitted by Deb on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 6:18pm.

re Twit and Twat: Why in hell are these cunts getting so much attention?

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

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Submitted by radio siren on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 6:16pm.

Did you all notice how gigantically HUGE Parisite looks standing next to the other chick in the 2nd and 4th thumbnails? And if you think that's scary, compare the size of their feet!

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Submitted by Linzee on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 5:53pm.

The funny thing about Twit and Twat is, the joke is definitely on them. They won't find that out for a while, but it's true. Fugly little trash bags.

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Submitted by Richiegay on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 5:36pm.

Kay, scary drag 'something' alert. Looks like Michael Jackson has a little competition , in whatever catagory this falls into.

Religion is the stick they beat people with...lesliesmith2007

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 5:05pm.

If I had outstanding boobs like that, I would be out standing topless with them.

Yippeeeee!

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Submitted by moomarse on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 5:01pm.

Well there's a first - the troll was actually smiling semi-normally - huh! Did anyone else notice they kinda look the same too... I hate that!

Any why do the paps surround Kate? Do they think she'll fuck someone on her way out the door? I guess ya never know...

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Submitted by Leona on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 4:35pm.

Submitted by Stock Broker on October 31, 2008 - 4:18pm.
Motorboating like an Evinrude.

Yea, I know DListed ladies...I'm a pig.

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 4:35pm.

Keely has nice boobs, 'cause they look real.

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Submitted by Leona on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 4:34pm.

This insults lizards everywhere. Hmph.

Pfötchenstellung!

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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 4:32pm.

Who is this Keeley person? I'll give her credit for having what look like real breasts and not being orange - I mean - "tan". I actually had an impulse to touch them. And I'm a straight woman!

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Submitted by Albatross on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 4:26pm.

Wonky and her man hands need to go the fuck away already.

And Katie's shoes: No words...

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Submitted by oklahoma on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 4:21pm.

i like the color of her nail polish!!

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Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 4:20pm.

Stock Broker!
LOL! We lurve you just the way you are.

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Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon's silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.

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Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 4:18pm.

Motorboating like an Evinrude.

Yea, I know DListed ladies...I'm a pig.

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Submitted by Thornhill on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 4:02pm.

Ahhhhh the depravity of it all...

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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 3:56pm.

Skank whores dressing up as skank undressed whores.

WOW!

*yawns*

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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 3:56pm.

I like Keeley. She has great boobies.

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Submitted by oklahoma on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 3:56pm.

snowy... Oklahoma is theerrrree!!! My old StateFarm boss would dress up as the Good NeighBear.. of course in a big Bear costume at get togethers.. lol..

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Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 3:55pm.

For Ashley's benefit, the duration of a marriage is often in inverse proportion to the lavishness of the wedding. A corollary is that trying to force an outcome is doomed.

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Submitted by oklahoma on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 3:54pm.

KD.. OMG yes, that one is a big ole lump of taters,, The other one is just a lil ole french fry..

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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 3:53pm.

okie: Like a good neighbor....
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Submitted by KD on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 3:51pm.

Wonky boobs! I know most women have it where one is bigger than the other, but isn't it pretty obvious here?

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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 3:47pm.

Submitted by snowpiece on October 31, 2008 - 3:44pm.

Mickey Roarke is grossing me out man!
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Ew! That girl touches him?! Ugh.

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Submitted by oklahoma on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 3:45pm.

Salem thank you.. But of course YouTube is a restricted part also by State Farm.. *mopes* So i can't watch it..

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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 3:44pm.

Mickey Roarke is grossing me out man!
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Submitted by Happy Hour on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 3:42pm.

Now that's a creative costum ( eye roll)

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Submitted by Salem13 on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 3:42pm.

Submitted by oklahoma on October 31, 2008 - 3:37pm.

For you,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osfb4CYPdYE

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Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 3:42pm.

I knew "maverick" was repulican for "douche"

Mel Gibson -douche
Oliver Stone -douche
Michael Moore -douche
Katherine Heigl -douche
Angelina Jolie -douche
Madonna -douche
Sean Penn -douche
Tim Robbins -douche
Kanye West -douche

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Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon's silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.

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Submitted by oklahoma on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 3:40pm.

Man!!! I can't go into any of these links.. hohum!!!

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Submitted by Salem13 on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 3:39pm.

Maverick:

"a person who thinks independently, a lone dissenter, a non-conformist or rebel"

Now really forbes? Really? Those IDIOTS are rebels?

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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 3:38pm.

I'm gonna paint "Summer's Eve" on a cardboard box and go as Speidi.

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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 3:38pm.

I noticed that Kendra looked rough at the last party too. Only Bridget looked good. OMG I almost forgot her name! My world is crumbling! WAAAAHAHAHAHA!

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HAPPYBMDAY!

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Submitted by oklahoma on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 3:37pm.

LMAO re: Quote from Dr. Phil by Salem13.. Bwahahahahaaaa.. I totally heard that in his lil fake doc accent..

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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 3:36pm.

Katherine Heigl is no MAVERICK ****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i

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Submitted by Salem13 on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 3:35pm.

Boobs Yay!

Re: Kendra
In the words of Dr. Phil, "that is one skanky lookin' coke whore"

Ugh Angelina is not a maverick!! In fact none of those people are mavericks. When the fuck did being a media whore make you a maverick?!

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#1 Philadelphia Phillies!
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Submitted by kdracofan on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 3:33pm.

I truly dislike Tracy Morgan.
He is a pig

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Submitted by . on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 3:32pm.

That's it! My costume for Halloween is gonna be a black stripe across my face to 'disguise' my identity and some star thingies on my nips to 'disguise' my areolas.

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Submitted by oklahoma on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 3:32pm.

My ex boss is black, and he dressed up as Blacula today.. It is soo funny!!

dang, I should have gone topless.. That's what was wrong w/ my costume.. Shucks..

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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!

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