Friday, October 31st 2008
The Photoshop Awards: Brit Brit's "Circus" Cover
What in Sears Portrait Studio hell is this shit?! Maybe they are trying to scrimp on the budget so they bought a leftover pic from a Jessica Simpson photo shoot from Papa Joe. Then they copy and pasted our little Cheetoling's face right on top. They didn't even bother to fix the wonk in her eye! The bitches who put this mess together were definitely having a "fuck it" kind of day.
Britney.com also released the official tracklisting for this crap:
1. Womanizer
2. Circus
3. Out From Under
4. Kill The Lights
5. Shattered Glass
6. If U Seek Amy
7. Unusual You
8. Blur
9. Mmm Papi
10. Mannequin
11. Lace and Leather
12. My Baby
Bonus Track:
13. Radar
#9 sounds like a chola lullaby dedicated to Chester Cheetah. And #6 is totally about the Brit Brit of the UK, Amy Wino!!!
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1. Womanizer Wig Tax
2. Circus Toilet Bats
3. Out From Under Green Beans
4. Kill The Lights Or I'm Calling County
5. Shattered Glass and Sofa Batteries
6. If U Seek Amy... Blacks!
7. Unusual You OK, WOW!
8. Blur Body Sprays
9. Mmm Papi Kevin's Balls
10. Mannequins Having Lower Chats
11. Lace and Leather Slut Stacks
12. My Baby, Whut?
Bonus Track:
13. Radar Can See Mah Cootch From Outer Space
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
--Bob Dylan
This is the best laugh I've had all night!
1. Womanizerwomanitellya!
2. Circus won't even have me
3. Out From Under Arms Springs Hair
4. Kill The Lights, You Really Don't Wanna see this.
5. Shattered Glass All Over the Damn Floor - Carla!!!
6. If U Seek Amy, SoR-RaY! It's Just Stupid Britney Again!:)
7. Unusual You Should See Me Bathed
8. Blur is My Favourite Photoshop Function.
9. Mmm Papi, Cheetos!
10. Mannequin Was the Best Movie of the Eighties!
11. Lace and Leather (Hair and Skin)
12. My Baby - OMG That's Right! I Have TWO!
Bonus Track:
13. Radar My Love. No Restraining Order Required.
Ahhhh...that was fun:)
Thanks, guys!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
1. Womanizer, You Can't Rap
2. Circus Clown Is What I Am
3. Out From Under A Rock Crawled My Mama
4. Kill The Lights Or See My Fat Ass
5. Shattered Glass Eye Is What I Have
6. If U Seek Amy Then You A CrackHead
7. Unusual That You Think I Can Sing
8. Blur ree vizon After Drinkin' Moonshine
9. Mmm Papi Yo Feet Be Stankin'
10. Mannequin Head, That's What They Call Me
11. Lace and Leather Goes Good With Meth
12. My Baby Don't Mind My Stench
Bonus Track:
13. Radar For Bad Men, Is What I Have
1. Womanizer, which is weird for a homeless dude.
2. Circus animals have better hygiene.
3. Out From Under, my 3 day old maxipad makes a desperate break for freedom.
4. Kill the Lights, daddy will see that I missed curfew.
5. Shattered Glass, flabby ass, guess y'all ain't getting a photocopy of mah cooter.
6. If You Seek Amy, tell her I'll pay for that last 8 ball soon as I gets my allowance.
7. Unusual You should mention it, but yeah, I think maybe I do gots kids.
8. Blur is murder, I'm working fo PETA, y'all!
9. Mmm Papi, I'll buy your oranges if you'll tickle my cooter.
10. Mannequin ride me, but he ain't getting in the back door. Manny an I jus met.
11. Lace and Leather and 17 days of body stank and a used tampon.
12. My Baby (the guvment done tooked him away)
13. Radar detected Klingons around Uranus
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
LMAO! You guys is funny. Or someone spiked my frapp.
1. Womanizer, Ya Got Bad Breath
2. Circus Freak Is What I Am
3. Out From Under Came Adnan
4. Kill The Lights Cause My Ass Is Saggy
5. Shattered Glass, Means No More Vodka
6. If U Seek Amy Tell Her I Want An 8 Ball
7. Unusual Is Me When I'm Off My Meds
8. Blur Happens After Too Many Frapps
9. Mmm Papi You Wanna Do The Nastay?
10. Mannequin In Bed, That's What He Calls Me
11. Lace and Leather Is What My Daddy Wears
12. My Baby Likes His Women Fat
Bonus Track:
13. Radar For Cheetos
I can't believe they shortened every song title. Original track listing:
1. Womanizers aren't even interested.
2. Circus freaks don't even want me.
3. Out from under my 4 month old layer of stank
4. Kill the lights, don't want ya'll to see my hairy pits
5. Shattered Glass (oops, I dropped my crackpipe)
6. If U seek Amy Winehouse, she's better with kids than me
7. Unusual You, you find me attractive.
8. Blur (they even airbrush my driver's license photo)
9. Mmm Papi, done es mi taquitos?
10. Manneguin taught me my dance moves.
11. Lace and Leather and my sleeves that tie in the back.
12. My baby makes an adequate airbag.
13. Radar couldn't keep me from running over pap feet
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 31, 2008 - 10:27pm.
Submitted by Aunt Bea on October 31, 2008 - 10:25pm.
Submitted by Creepella on October 31, 2008 - 7:38pm.
Only in America can a crazy, no talent, twit rise from delusional ashes. Only in America.
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Amy Winehouse is British, no?
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Even scarier - because she only had ONE hit in the States. I think if she hadn't have had that we may not be seeing all this now from her. Honestly, I blame Blake all the time but I also think the industry is to blame. You really have to be a certain kind of person to survive in that jungle.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 31, 2008 - 10:27pm.
Amy Winehouse is British, no?
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You're right - so I guess the whole world has gone mad
They should have called it:
"Hey ya'll. Member when I was 17?"
I dig that they didn't even try to photoshop the wonk. Honestly, it looks like a full-on twitch in this picture.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by Aunt Bea on October 31, 2008 - 10:25pm.
Submitted by Creepella on October 31, 2008 - 7:38pm.
Only in America can a crazy, no talent, twit rise from delusional ashes. Only in America.
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Amy Winehouse is British, no?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Creepella on October 31, 2008 - 7:38pm.
Only in America can a crazy, no talent, twit rise from delusional ashes. Only in America.
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Amen.
the cover looks country. i don't like it! although she looks nice on it!
OMFG I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR THEM ALL!! I ♥ YOU BRITNEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
that was my 'trick', y'all. That and I glued all of your toilet seats down
if you seek amy = f u c k me
Really? What a wonderful role model for today's young people. Can't wait to see her at next year's MTV Awards.
I think they meant "Circus FREAK".
Didn't Stevie Nicks have a song "Leather & Lace"? So they reverse the title and call it original?
Seriously. Really bad.
However, I'm loving how bad it is. Here's hoping the crazy is right around the corner!
WTF? Could they at least TRY to make it look like her face???
Seriously. They totally messed with her face. It does not look like that. No f'ing way.
Mk,
That steamy little number 9 is allegedly dedicated to her paparazzi loser love, Adnan Ghalib.
Mmmmmmm Papi is what she probably said while he drilled her and now it's a song for all the world to hear and have to visualize.
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Hands off my popwreck!
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www.poorbritney.com
WHAT?
bad picture, and we KNOW Britney does NOT look like that anymore!
she's turning 27! can we give up the fucking teen look already?
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And in her eyes you see nothing
No sign of love behind the tears
Cried for no one
A love that should have lasted years
-The Beatles "For No One"
So fucking cheap, that is the most awful shit Ive ever seen of her. Its so FAUXXX!!
Submitted by Albatross on October 31, 2008 - 7:47pm.
Holy shit. Talk about craptastic. "Mmm Papi"? Is she for real?
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She's doing a cover of that Hanson song:
MMMMMMMM Bop(pi)
Pfötchenstellung!
Holy shit. Talk about craptastic. "Mmm Papi"? Is she for real?
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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
America! America!
God shed his grace on thee
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea!
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As they say in Hollywood "he has brought my vision to life"
Submitted by islandgirl on October 31, 2008 - 7:43pm.
You gotta point.......
Submitted by islandgirl on October 31, 2008 - 7:43pm.
are you saying...GASP..that The Hoff has no talent?
Oh, the humanity.
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As they say in Hollywood "he has brought my vision to life"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 31, 2008 - 7:43pm.
Above the fruited plain!
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I never knew what the hell that line was!
Submitted by Creepella on October 31, 2008 - 7:38pm.
Only in America can a crazy, no talent, twit rise from delusional ashes. Only in America.
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What about Germany's love affair with David Hasselhoff? And I hear that Russia is quite enamoured with Jessica Simpson. France and Jerry Lewis? Nevermind. :)
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
--Bob Dylan
I like the cover :)
Submitted by Creepella on October 31, 2008 - 7:38pm.
Only in America can a crazy, no talent, twit rise from delusional ashes. Only in America.
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is this a great country or what?!?!?!
O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties Above the fruited plain!
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As they say in Hollywood "he has brought my vision to life"
Only in America can a crazy, no talent, twit rise from delusional ashes. Only in America.
Submitted by ditzymae on October 31, 2008 - 6:54pm.
...well, it's better than shopping at Rite-Aid at 2:00 A.M. and picking up stray paps for a quick roll in the hay
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"Roll, Roll, Roll in the hay"... I just love Young Frakenstein.
Shame on you when you step up to... Brooklyn Zoo
A more appropriate photo for "Circus" would have been one of Shitney being hauled off on a gurney to the mental ward last January. Pictures that will stay in my mind for years to come...
Submitted by Inflatuated on October 31, 2008 - 6:44pm.
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on October 31, 2008 - 6:38pm.
Didnt April Wine sing "Just Between Me and You?"
I loved that song. Blast from the past...
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It was.."Just Between You and Me." Damn grammar..
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
#6, Say it out LOUD. F-U-C-K Me
Tranny Clown had a circus themed tour.
Brit Brit never looked that good.
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Submitted by Sheeps on October 31, 2008 - 4:51pm.
Tracks left off included "Wha Dem Kids' Names?" and "Meatpolin' Agin."
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Ahhhh you always manage to put a smile on my face.
Shame on you when you step up to... Brooklyn Zoo
Did she go Euro for this? The wonk is on the wrong side
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"My fellow prisoners...." - John McCain
"Luxurious lifestyles take a hit" - USAToday
Circus?
Nonononono. Don't give the critics any ammunition.
Pfötchenstellung!
This cover is exactly like Britney: phony, hyped and empty of any substance. AND, she's still got that Bat S**t crazy look in her eyes. It doesn't appear that she's progressed one iota since February, when she became a ward of her Daddy. Must be rough to have a 24/7 babysitter for life...well, it's better than shopping at Rite-Aid at 2:00 A.M. and picking up stray paps for a quick roll in the hay.
Shitney should retire ASAP.
Modi, are you talking about Ritchie Blackmore? If not, nevermind!
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
--Bob Dylan
danghit! im tryin to leave here! yeah no one i know has heard of april wine or rainbow :( please tell me yall remember rainbow...please? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
No, I have no idea what I'm saying, or spelling.. I think I totally just ordered Oatmeal w/ a picture of Fran Drescher on the side.. -Oklahoma
ill BBL...time to go scare my son to death at the haunted hotel...
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No, I have no idea what I'm saying, or spelling.. I think I totally just ordered Oatmeal w/ a picture of Fran Drescher on the side.. -Oklahoma
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on October 31, 2008 - 6:38pm.
Didnt April Wine sing "Just Between Me and You?"
I loved that song. Blast from the past...
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LOL! I was thinking about "April Wine" this week, an absolute blast from the past, and no one could remember who they were!
But I remember...
"I said you walked, walked, out of my heart, and now the word's going round. But I don't care what they say about it, anymore, I don't care what they try and do, baby all my heart is for you girl, no matter what happens."
Anyone else remember this?
~ You only live once that you remember ~
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on October 31, 2008 - 6:38pm.
Didnt April Wine sing "Just Between Me and You?"
I loved that song. Blast from the past...
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yep! along with sign of the gypsy queen :)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
No, I have no idea what I'm saying, or spelling.. I think I totally just ordered Oatmeal w/ a picture of Fran Drescher on the side.. -Oklahoma
Didnt April Wine sing "Just Between Me and You?"
I loved that song. Blast from the past...
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 31, 2008 - 5:29pm.
Bonus Track?
Bonus?
It's probably recordings of her crank calling Jessica Biel.
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They are all bonus trax, yo
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As they say in Hollywood "he has brought my vision to life"
if you seek amy = f u c k me...april wine already did this brit and if money could buy you a clue youd know this
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No, I have no idea what I'm saying, or spelling.. I think I totally just ordered Oatmeal w/ a picture of Fran Drescher on the side.. -Oklahoma
They certainly saved cash in the graphics department.
I'm sure the album is every bit as good as its cover.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
That's a shitty photoshop job. You can see the nude underdress thingy or whatever you call them.