Friday, October 31st 2008
The Photoshop Awards: Brit Brit's "Circus" Cover
What in Sears Portrait Studio hell is this shit?! Maybe they are trying to scrimp on the budget so they bought a leftover pic from a Jessica Simpson photo shoot from Papa Joe. Then they copy and pasted our little Cheetoling's face right on top. They didn't even bother to fix the wonk in her eye! The bitches who put this mess together were definitely having a "fuck it" kind of day.
Britney.com also released the official tracklisting for this crap:
1. Womanizer
2. Circus
3. Out From Under
4. Kill The Lights
5. Shattered Glass
6. If U Seek Amy
7. Unusual You
8. Blur
9. Mmm Papi
10. Mannequin
11. Lace and Leather
12. My Baby
Bonus Track:
13. Radar
#9 sounds like a chola lullaby dedicated to Chester Cheetah. And #6 is totally about the Brit Brit of the UK, Amy Wino!!!
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Submitted by jlolover on October 31, 2008 - 5:46pm.
If You Seek Amy... if you say it it sounds like F-U-C-K Me. I think that's what they're going for, lol
F-U-C-K me! no shit - you are briliant, jlover, absolutely blinding
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~ You only live once that you remember ~
Fug.
QC - yep, Kevin has been trying to keep the kids away from the media, but this cunt, swamp whore, fame whoreing ass bitch, blew it for him.
Are they joking? This is awful.
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
The person who picked that photo should be drawn and quartered (with PS).
Brit's face is wonky and by wonky I mean the whole right side of her face looks like it's sliding off in that photo. Her right eye is all squinty and the right nostril is smudged upwards? WTF?
If You Seek Amy... if you say it it sounds like F-U-C-K Me. I think that's what they're going for, lol
Just because she took a bath and combed her hair does not make her sane. I cannot support insane people by giving them my hard earned cash. Nope.
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DAE - thanks for the links. geeeeeez.
i wonder how they wipe their butts. if at all.
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I hated her instantly. With all my guts: George
Dead Like Me - Halloween Episode
Now because this cow decided to have a photo-op at her kid's school last week, the paps are camped outside taking pics of her babies with Kevin! Grrr! That pisses me off. KFed never had any problems picking his damn kids up without being hassled and now because of their selfish, cuntrag mother, he can't.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
I love JRM!!!!
Submitted by lara on October 31, 2008 - 5:23pm.
i love Brit, but the only good thing about this cover is the Rodarte dress she wears.
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How fitting...A Rodarte for a retardo.
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
QC - Yep, since she has no vocal talent, the only shit she can make is the same tired ass, synthesized pop crap.
OVAH!!!!!!!!!
Bonus Track?
Bonus?
It's probably recordings of her crank calling Jessica Biel.
"HE'S MINE, ALL MINE BITCH, JUSTIN LOVES ME!!!"
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
What the fuck is this? A painting??
Should've collected a montage of pictures from her crazy days and collaged them together for a cover. THAT was her circus.
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Beer goggles....they turn BOW into WOW!!!!
I agree, the cover should have been back from when the crazy train was in full force.
Submitted by M.E. on October 31, 2008 - 5:16pm.
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This bitch is a trip! I wish a Latino man would drench this ho in tequila and set her ass on fire for her stupid...."Mmm Papi" - wtf?!
"Lace and Leather"? Bitch, they don't make straight jackets out of that material - try again.
"Blur"? Stop fucking drinking and drugging and maybe you'd remember what happened in the morning!
Dumb ass ho! LOL...you would think that after everything she just went through, she'd be a tad bit introspective and make a mature, adult album but no. We get this fucking shit - the same shit she's been pushing since '99! BITCH, YOU'RE OVER!
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
I love JRM!!!!
i love Brit, but the only good thing about this cover is the Rodarte dress she wears.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 31, 2008 - 4:57pm.
http://www.crazyshit.com/site/pics/images/fat_nasty_naked_bitch.jpg
Oh my GODDDDD. Titties with titties! *cries*
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"With every 5th Valtrex refill, you get your very own Vh1 reality show!" -MK
http://www.myspace.com/zoloftpony
Who's fucking hair is that?
Shitters weave ain't that thick?
Where is her arm fat?
Is she trying to be Faith Hill from the "Breathe" video?
Why can't this cunt EVER wear fucking clothes?
GO AWAY YOU NASTY SWAMP WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE NOT SEXY, BEAUTIFUL OR EVEN TALENTED!!!!!
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Skank has more will power for her to ATTEMPT to look hot than to take care of the children she bore.
She has not succeeded in looking 'hot', only in looking desperate.
~ You only live once that you remember ~
Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 31, 2008 - 4:55pm.
The tracklisting alone makes me want to take a shovel to her face. "Mm Papi"? Bitch, YOU'RE NOT HOT!!! YOU HAVE CHILDREN - STOP WITH THIS TEENAGE LOLITA SHIT!!!
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BWAHAHAHAHHAAH!!
Hit the nail on the head.
This stupid swamp tramp thinks she's still 16.
I want to run her over with a steam roller.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 31, 2008 - 5:10pm.
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HAHAHA! Well, I caved and clicked on one and now I'm about to throw up. This is worse than the itchy ass posts from yesterday.....please tell me some of those pics are photoshopped.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
I love JRM!!!!
Jesus Christ. Seriously who the hell said this was ok. Just when I thought she was ok, or partially sane she dons the stupid Chesstica Seempson wig.
Tell me when the room stops spinning,
WarholsFactory
Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 31, 2008 - 5:01pm.
DAE, I will NOT click on those links! LOL...why do you keep assaulting my eyes with these disturbing pics?
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Lol! Because I'm ill and knowing some of you will click on the links makes me feel better ;0)
~♥~Keeps Gettin'Better ~ The Official Video ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zASL04bgJ70 ~♥~
I agree...The best cover would have been her crazy when she was on the gurney loading up to go to lockdown.
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
Submitted by M.E. on October 31, 2008 - 4:37pm.
Dude, that is some severe WONK! Jive must not give a rats fucking ass anymore! HAHAHAHAHAH!
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So true M.E., Jive just doesn't give a sh*t 'bout Shitney anymore. We all know she has fetal alcohol syndrome eyes. This pic is bogus.
Brit looks like that 30 year old housewife from Atlanta.
The should have used one of the many pictures on Dlisted when she "was" batshit crazy, that shit was a circus every day
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Submitted by kathemc on October 31, 2008 - 4:58pm.
Say "If U Seek Amy" fast, and it's really "F-U-Cee-K Me" -- don't think it's about Amy, but rather her lust for Chester. :)
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Its probably the only way ANYone can fuck her now...the vapid swapwhore sow.
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
Circus?
No.
They mean sideshow tent.
F*r*e*a*k.
I thought that was Paris,and that's not a good thing.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I prefer this artist's rendition of the cover:
http://starcasm.net/archives/298
http://starcasm.net When the truth doesn't hurt enough.
It kind of reminds me of a tacky prom picture. Which is ironic, all things considered.
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
--Bob Dylan
DAE, I will NOT click on those links! LOL...why do you keep assaulting my eyes with these disturbing pics?
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
I love JRM!!!!
Submitted by Thornhill on October 31, 2008 - 4:55pm.
She should back it up with a tour..of an un-mapped minefield in Iran...
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Laughed my ass off (okay, not all but some of it...)
I agree with your suggestion Thornhill. In fact, I'm willing to contribute funds towards her airfare. Any other takers?
Although I have never paid for anything Shitney related, I'm willing to pay for her to act like a math equation, multiply herself by zero and simply disappear.
That doesn't even look like her anymore. And then they give her wonkeye.
Why oh why can't she go nuts again! Even better she could OD on cheeto dust and have the worlds tackiest funeral.
Ho hum, the album cover is boring as hell.
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I don't have anthing cool or witty to say here, so I'll just shut up.
End of days is truly near.
Say "If U Seek Amy" fast, and it's really "F-U-Cee-K Me" -- don't think it's about Amy, but rather her lust for Chester. :)
Shitters looks so busted, used and abused, she will need photoshop for the rest of her life. I don't like her cheap techno pop music so I won't even bother with her. The cover does look amateur and cheap, tho. But she has always been amateur and cheap.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Unfitney pre photoshop
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http://www.big-fat-women.com/images/fat_women/fat_women_250x251.jpg
NSFW!!
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http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e390/ckjoel123/FatBitch.jpg
http://www.efuck.co.uk/images/fat_bitch.jpg
http://www.crazyshit.com/site/pics/images/fat_nasty_naked_bitch.jpg
~♥~Keeps Gettin'Better ~ The Official Video ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zASL04bgJ70 ~♥~
it totally looks like American idol cast off s debut CD cover. I thought Blackout had a bad cover.
I can't wait for my friend to burn me a copy of her's.
http://www.myspace.com/12005637
more importantly
http://www.last.fm/user/sky_is_lovely
This looks like something from the seventies. I keep thinking Farah Faucett because of the hair.
She should back it up with a tour..of an un-mapped minefield in Iran...
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I'm more concerned bout bin laid off than Bin Laden
She doesn't match with the rest of the cover. Shouldn't she be more circus-y looking? Instead of *cough* angelic?
Lace and leather...is that a song about what she was really born to do? Hook? dance on da pole?
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The tracklisting alone makes me want to take a shovel to her face. "Mm Papi"? Bitch, YOU'RE NOT HOT!!! YOU HAVE CHILDREN - STOP WITH THIS TEENAGE LOLITA SHIT!!!
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
I love JRM!!!!
lmao, it looks fan made
Radar was on the last album.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Holy shit somehow her tree trunk neck is smaller and they made her look like she's 17 again!!! Oh the wonderful things photoshopizah can doizah!!
And I agree with most of you, who the fuck would pay for this?
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