Friday, October 31st 2008

The Photoshop Awards: Brit Brit's "Circus" Cover

What in Sears Portrait Studio hell is this shit?! Maybe they are trying to scrimp on the budget so they bought a leftover pic from a Jessica Simpson photo shoot from Papa Joe. Then they copy and pasted our little Cheetoling's face right on top. They didn't even bother to fix the wonk in her eye! The bitches who put this mess together were definitely having a "fuck it" kind of day.

Britney.com also released the official tracklisting for this crap:

1. Womanizer
2. Circus
3. Out From Under
4. Kill The Lights
5. Shattered Glass
6. If U Seek Amy
7. Unusual You
8. Blur
9. Mmm Papi
10. Mannequin
11. Lace and Leather
12. My Baby
Bonus Track:
13. Radar

#9 sounds like a chola lullaby dedicated to Chester Cheetah. And #6 is totally about the Brit Brit of the UK, Amy Wino!!!

Posted by: Michael K


Tracks left off included "Wha Dem Kids' Names?" and "Meatpolin' Agin."

Silvara0428's picture

oh holy hell when will this fukn merry go round freak show ride ever end....

I don't care if this biotch looks good, better, bestest, and craves deep fried chicken livers in the middle of the night! She's fukn irritating me!

fuk!!!!

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Stock Broker's picture

Who the hell would pay to listen to this?

Aren't her fans like 30 yr welfare moms and cabaret club trannies now?...and beyond this bubble gum studio manufactured crap?

day shift stripper's picture

"Mmm Papi"? What the fuckity fuck?!

Is Amy's nickname Sad Girl? Shank her with some shattered glass!

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Balenciaga Bitch's picture

And get some fucking new highlights. Damn. She looks like a polecat with that stripe.

**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08

kmcsaks's picture

This thing looks like Glamour Shots by Deb took the picture.

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TITS's picture

they pshopped her to make her look WORSE?

she has the back of football player in that pic. i would have shaved some of it off.

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Balenciaga Bitch's picture

MMM Papi HAS to be about Adnon, her pet cockatoo.

**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08

Salem13's picture

Blur used to be one of my favorite bands in the 90s.

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DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

Submitted by Sugaroo on October 31, 2008 - 4:41pm.

I don't blame John McCain for all of President Bush's mistakes. After all, he's only voted with George Bush 90% of the time. - Barack Obama

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lmfao!!!!!

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oklahoma's picture

hahaa Kill the Lights.. Yep, that's summing up her sex life..

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Sugaroo's picture

She looks like she did when she made the vid for "Lucky".

I cannot believe I just admitted I know that! :-0

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Salem13's picture

I can't believe people pay money for this shit.

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The cover looks cheap as hell. Looks like something you get at a novelty booth at the mall.

oklahoma's picture

*kneels down* Please dear lord, let chrissy crocker come back, and re-do this..

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DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

Why is Radar on the new album? it was on Blackout ffs, why the hell has added it as a bouns track for this one? fucking dumbass

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Stock Broker's picture

#11: "Lace & Leather" - describes my last girlfriend.

Shitney's photoshopped-to-death CD photo killed a few computers at NASA.

Salem13's picture

She looks like Jenna Jameson.

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ricki lake's picture

Uh.....was Radar not on her last album? It can't be a different song called Radar, can it?

I don't think this is a sarcastic Photoshop Award winner. While all album covers are photoshopped to a certain extent, she has actually been looking pretty close to this lately. If this cover came out a year ago or something I'd agree.

islandgirl's picture

Who photo-shopped that mess, Helen Keller?

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Thornhill's picture

#7 was written when she had MPD, she's talkin bout English Brit...

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M.E.'s picture

Dude, that is some severe WONK! Jive must not give a rats fucking ass anymore! HAHAHAHAHAH!

barelybeagle's picture

Wonky eye!

kdracofan's picture

Happy hour: have a nice weekend...i'll be at the game rooting for our 'vaqueros'!!!!!

Happy Halloween

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kdracofan's picture

"What in Sears Portrait Studio hell is this shit?"

MK! How dare you start a thread with such opening line? I almost spit my coffee!!!!

lol

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Happy Hour's picture

Photoshop much?