Vadge & A-Rod Get A Room.... At Jerry Seinfeld's House
Vadge and A-Rod are continuing to bump dicks on the down low and are using friend's houses to do so. According to Page Six, last week Vadge and A-Rod tried to be all slick by traveling on two different helicopters to the Hamptons. One was probably for them and the other was for her ego.
Some source said that Vadge and A-Rod landed separately at different times. They were each picked up by one of the Seinfelds. Jessica picked up A-Rod and Jerry picked up Vadge. They all met up at Jerry's estate where they tag teamed Jessica. No, they are saving that for the next time.
A friend of Vadge's said she's been chummy with the Seinfelds for a while since they both live in the same neighborhood in Manhattan.
They only stayed four hours and left the same way they came.
Damn. That's a lot of work for a roidy call. A-Rod and Vadge probably barely spent any grossy grossy time together. For the first 2 hours, Vadge held a meeting with the Seinfelds and the staff to tell them the rules of her visit and what words they can use when speaking to her and how she takes her grains.
Then she went up to a bedroom with A-Rod and they arm wrestled for 90-minutes. They were supposed to go 2 hours, but Vadge went flaccid because she kept beating A-Rod.
A lot of work, for not a lot of action.
Next time they should just meet up at a motel that rents by the hour like normal people do. It's cheap, easy and there's usually enough used lube on the sheets, so you don't have to worry about bringing your own.
Her arms look like RAW chicken
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Her arms are very morbid. She looks so not feminine.
remember when jessica seinfeld changed her name from nina at the age of 22. who does that? the type of girl who uses a reebok sports club engagement gift from eric nederlander to land her next victim.
Submitted by LASux on November 1, 2008 - 7:02am.
Vadge has turned all of her Jews into her bitchews. From Liz Rosenberg to Guy Oseary. If you're jewish and a friend of Vadge, she is gonna pimp you out.
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Fuck that! My ancestors did not survive the inquisition - that's how far back my Jew 'cred' goes - for me to be pimped out by Vadge!
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So fucking what?! He's divorced, she's legally separated, and both of them are adults who know what they want. Life too short to be miserable with someone you don't want to be with. Let them fuck in peace.
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What a creepy cunt.Why doesn't she use her claws to dig up her dead mother's grave and beg to become a Catholic again?
Those arms look like skinned albino eels.
How can any man find that attractive? Honestly, she is white as a ghost (I mean, I get being careful for skin cancer reasons, but jeezus. They have sunless tanning options these days, Madge. USE ONE.), and she has the most disgusting veiny arms. Ugh.
Pull up a picture from 10 years ago. Now look at her. I realize she would have aged regardless but she's gone overboard turning back time. You're not supposed to look like a different person.
Ya know, I knew this sounded familiar for a reason. Here's a link to a post tmz did a few days ago showing Madge and Jerry together apparently sharing that helicopter ride. Ya never know, sometimes you wanna call bullshit on some of these internet rumors and sometimes, the bullshit turns out to be true.
http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/22/whats-the-deal-with-seinfeld-and-madonna/
Submitted by MizRo on November 1, 2008 - 10:34am.
Loathe the lot of them: Seinfelds, Esther, Ass-Rod...
Absolutely. Why does MK even bother?
Pfötchenstellung!
Loathe the lot of them: Seinfelds, Esther, Ass-Rod...
Don't you just hate it when humorless, self-involved lip-syncing hagwitches borrow $40M mansions from stand-up comics to cheat on their husbands with steroid abusers and discuss how Barack Obama and Al Gore are saving the universe? What's wrong with these people?
Talk about chasing the fountain of youth! Look at those arms - that's just disgusting. DO people really think working out 4 hours a day is going to make them look younger? Her body might be toned but her face still looks like shit. These stars are resorting to a life of Botox injections!Get over it Madonna - you're 50!! deal.
As for her little getaway with A-ROD. Well, now I believe she was banging him before her split with Guy. C-ROD had every right to file for divorce. She knew the gig was up! Go figure, Madonna has the morals of an ally cat, along with the rest of Hollywood! YOU know Jerry and Jessica are big supporters of this shit because Jessica pulled the same crap on her husband with Jerry! Bunch of cheating bastards.
Vadge has turned all of her Jews into her bitchews. From Liz Rosenberg to Guy Oseary. If you're jewish and a friend of Vadge, she is gonna pimp you out.
Talk about a cougar here!! Geeeesh!! lol
God I wish she would cover up those arms of hers.
Otherwise I think she looks great.
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the nasty roots are dyed to hide the silver.
Her arms are just fright night. And doesn't she make enough money to keep those nasty roots dyed. God, she has the ugliest hair in the world...
Her arms scare me.
Submitted by not blond on November 1, 2008 - 1:38am.
Hiya from the island!
I'm dead curious - how much were the tickets and where was the show held?
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Saw Madge last night in Vancouver. Fabulous. Brilliant. That girl does not get out of breath. And though we weren't right on the floor in front of the stage, we were close enough to see that Madge's arms have been photoshopped in this photo. She is lean and way too sinewy, but her arms are not freaky like these.
He looks gayer than Christmas.
Submitted by Sibsi on October 31, 2008 - 9:42pm.
I used to watch Seinfeld all the time and liked him. However, as time goes by and I learn about what kind of friends he has, I feel less inclined to like him.
I mean, come on... friends with Vadge? And TommyGirl? He has to be a douche irl and that takes away the enjoyment of watching Seinfeld re-runs for me.
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In my fantasy life where I know these people, I like to think he thinks it's funny. You know - like "Curb Your Enthusiasm" where he'd be like talking to George, saying: "Guess who called me. Cmon, guess! Guess who called me! Madonna! Guess what she wants me to do. Guess! Guess!"...LOL Like that.
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There has got to be a easier, cheaper way for him to satisfy his nasty vein fetish
Seinfeld and Vadge? That's a strange mix. Scary even.
all of a sudden, seinfelds a douche.
just like that, cantstanza
Knowing Vadge is going to be single makes me ill. You just know we're going to get a crotch shot or some topless photos soon.
*pukes*
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I used to watch Seinfeld all the time and liked him. However, as time goes by and I learn about what kind of friends he has, I feel less inclined to like him.
I mean, come on... friends with Vadge? And TommyGirl? He has to be a douche irl and that takes away the enjoyment of watching Seinfeld re-runs for me.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on October 31, 2008 - 9:07pm.
Hey, Joe. "A whiter shade of pale..." I like your John Donne pome. The body be the thing. Truth.
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Her arms look like uncooked chicken wings.
She looks almost bloodless, go out in the sun once in a while.
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Submitted by Hysteria on October 31, 2008 - 9:01pm
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Hey Hysteria..yeh she looks like she has no blood in her veins
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I think she wants him to be her baby daddy...barf....
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Great pic for Halloween. Bitch still looks like a corpse. Her beauty secret: embalming fluid.
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Submitted by You Knew Who on October 31, 2008 - 8:33pm.
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It's a nice thought, but does Vadge eat vienna sausages?
Not sure they're on the macrobiotic diet.
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That poor fuck Arod has no idea the kind of emasculating twat he has taken up with. Trust, Madonna will get knocked up with his kid and right after she expels the placenta she will rip off his dick and have it for a snack.
Run Arod, RUNNNNNNNNNNN!
Submitted by zomay on October 31, 2008 - 7:55pm.
Back in 1996, I had the biggest crush on this guy.
Maybe you were just going through a slump.
I once had a thing for Owen Wilson, then I got on meds.
It all works out.
Now if you start giving the sexy sideye to a potato, we'll have to do a DListed Intervention.
Pfötchenstellung!
Back in 1996, I had the biggest crush on this guy.
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"For the first 2 hours, Vadge held a meeting with the Seinfelds and the staff to tell them the rules of her visit and what words they can use when speaking to her and how she takes her grains."
Not to mention, the "no meat" rule as the smell bothers her.
The thought of them fucking makes me want to hurl.
Submitted by devilgirl on October 31, 2008 - 7:32pm.
This thread gives a whole new meaning to anal retentive. Ooops, wrong thread!
Not really. Some have said that A-Rod stands for anal rod.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
I would love to be a fly on the wall to hear that conversation. But then again, Vadge might eat me.
She needs blood! Bitch is pasty and clammy looking.
This thread gives a whole new meaning to anal retentive. Ooops, wrong thread!
They make a gross couple.
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Submitted by Hekki on October 31, 2008 - 7:10pm.
I have this co-worker who makes sure she matches from head to toe every single day, and yet her nails are a mess. I don't get that.
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Submitted by . : "I'm convinced Madge is a full-on p$ychopath. She works so hard to make her arms and legs look like lean, boiled chicken and yet she doesn't keep her roots done."
Excellent point. Makes no sense to me, either. Most control freaks stay on top of EVERYTHING.
Submitted by beakers bitch: "Are these two being swallowed up by Scientology monster? I thought the Seinfelds were hardcore into that. If they are, wave bye bye to all your dough, Vadge and A-Rod."
The Kaballawalladingdongs already got Madonna's $$$ and she seems pretty hardcore into it. But maybe they're gonna have a cult-off and see who gets A-Rod's.
WOW. How sad. Remember when she was hot? I mean, she was the hottest fuckin thing in the 80's and damn good lookin in the 90's too. But those arms are so fuckin scary/gross/repulsive. Just nasty!
MK u made me laugh out loud at the arm wrestling bit. HA!
Ugh. I give these two another 3 months, tops.
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