Vadge & A-Rod Get A Room.... At Jerry Seinfeld's House
Vadge and A-Rod are continuing to bump dicks on the down low and are using friend's houses to do so. According to Page Six, last week Vadge and A-Rod tried to be all slick by traveling on two different helicopters to the Hamptons. One was probably for them and the other was for her ego.
Some source said that Vadge and A-Rod landed separately at different times. They were each picked up by one of the Seinfelds. Jessica picked up A-Rod and Jerry picked up Vadge. They all met up at Jerry's estate where they tag teamed Jessica. No, they are saving that for the next time.
A friend of Vadge's said she's been chummy with the Seinfelds for a while since they both live in the same neighborhood in Manhattan.
They only stayed four hours and left the same way they came.
Damn. That's a lot of work for a roidy call. A-Rod and Vadge probably barely spent any grossy grossy time together. For the first 2 hours, Vadge held a meeting with the Seinfelds and the staff to tell them the rules of her visit and what words they can use when speaking to her and how she takes her grains.
Then she went up to a bedroom with A-Rod and they arm wrestled for 90-minutes. They were supposed to go 2 hours, but Vadge went flaccid because she kept beating A-Rod.
A lot of work, for not a lot of action.
Next time they should just meet up at a motel that rents by the hour like normal people do. It's cheap, easy and there's usually enough used lube on the sheets, so you don't have to worry about bringing your own.
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I don't know what to say about this situation.
Shame on you when you step up to... Brooklyn Zoo
Maybe her red string is a scrotum tourniquet.
That way his balls bleed less upon removal.
Pfötchenstellung!
Are these two being swallowed up by Scientology monster? I thought the Seinfelds were hardcore into that. If they are, wave bye bye to all your dough, Vadge and A-Rod.
Catching flies, A-Rod?
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As they say in Hollywood "he has brought my vision to life"
babybunny! Thanks, his name is Peppermint, but you can call him Minty.
Lagomorph love! *nerdy high five*
What ever happened to that cookbook copyright lawsuit?
Please MK don't leave Vadge on the first page all night!
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I'm convinced Madge is a full-on p$ychopath. She works so hard to make her arms and legs look like lean, boiled chicken and yet she doesn't keep her roots done. Fucking whack. -Another person who loves to make "lists" to control people. Lovely. Her poor children must be a mess.
Oh and Jessica Sklar is a slutty ass twat. To this day she still claims she was "separated" from her husband when she hooked up with Seinfeid. Is it possible to be separated on your honeymoon??
SeH - I like your bunny...but I think mine is cuter!!
Vadge is DISGUSTING...why the hell does she do that to herself. I mean yyeecchh..she has singlehandedly made me glad I don't work out like a maniac anymore...her face has gone to hell as well...I am glad Guy is free from his Vadge exiled existence, what man in this universe would ever bump roids with this creature...boggles the old mind I tell you!!
OMG her arms! I can't believe I used to think A-rod was hot.
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"It's cheap, easy and there's usually enough used lube on the sheets, so you don't have to worry about bringing your own." -MK
Hahahaa that's fucking funny/nasty. But this whole post is full of stomach churning details.
Vadge may have $$zillions but she has to pay for sex.
we wonder how much a-rod will take her for - another $30 million?
sad, but just.
I'm terrified.
And thanks for the confirmation on your cheating ass Vadge.
OH GOD I PASSED OUT FOR 3 HOURS AS THIS IS WHAT I GET? MADONNA IS A NASTY WHORE WHO NEEDS SOME OF THOSE VIENS FROM HER FUCKING NASTY ASS HANDS TRANSPLANTED INTO HER BRAIN.
Did Jessica cook them some veggie infused smores from the sneaky chef?
Helicopters: when you're too rich and busy to have someone drive you from the city to the Hamptons.
Oh gross, she is permanently ready for Halloween. I hope the Seinfeld kids didn't see those arms in person. That could cause irreparable trauma.
Prime example as to why you need a little fat on the bod especially as you get older. I think you can look much more youthful AND fit by having some junk in your trunk. Madonna used to have great tits but no ass...now she has neither.
Madonna,
Please eat. Then go away.
Thank you
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I love JRM!!!!
I just want to say that I am totally grossed out by these two. DISGUSTING and I dont effing care where they are meeting to rub their roided up genitals together.
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Beer goggles....they turn BOW into WOW!!!!
Submitted by IrishFury on October 31, 2008 - 5:19pm.
oooh, I like my alliteration!
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What are your thoughts on spelling and grammar?
Our little club needs new members.
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I hated her instantly. With all my guts: George
Dead Like Me - Halloween Episode
Thanks for the emissions you cocksuckers.
Vadge looks like a just plucked chicken. He looks like he has small balls.
Why do people keeing going on about what great shape she's in? She looks grossly unnatural - a combination of an ugly anorexic with massive muscles and vile veins.
oooh, I like my alliteration!
Those arms a FAAAAREEEEAAAAKKKY! I mean, I know she's a'scared of gettin' lunch lady arms, we all are Vadge, but honestly, those hideous frog leg looking appendages have convinced me that a lil' flab looks better than 'roided up arms on an older broad....Memaws just ain't sposeta have that much muscle...Hell, Pepaws aren't either. It just don't look right. It's like old lady muscle...grandma muscle = gristle= not hwat!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
That left 30 mins for Vadge to beat A-Rod with her sex stick...
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Vadge's cooter is like a Venus flytrap; it sucks the life out of anything that enters it.
Will she be playing for the Yankee's next season?
If you superimpose Stallone's head unto Vadge's body, you can't tell which bitch is which.
I have nothing to say except if her arms are anything like her pussy then heaven help the penis that enters her no-no hole. That's probably where Guy's man-hood went all those years ago. A-Rod looks like his ex de-flowered his man-hood years ago.
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What assholes, four seperate helicopter trips for a 4 hour granny pump. I just hate her so much.
nasty
funny
but nasty
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Her arms are horrifying.
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