Crackzilla Is Back On The Streets
The Crackie of Camden is on the loose in London tonight after spending a few days in THE CLINIC (dun dun dun) for some kind of "chest infection." (Cue eye rolls!) Wino was picked up by her daddy and friend Blake "not Blaaaake" Wood. Not Blaaake should've stayed at the hospital, because he looks like he could use a quickie with a defibrillator. After that, he needs an intimate dinner date with an IV for a couple of hours.
Being laid up in the hospital for a few days worked wonders on the little crackie. She actually looks sort of lifelike! Eating actual food instead of just feasting on crack smoke did her a little bit of good.
Even her ballet slippers look like they got a sponge bath. Now if she can just work on getting back in her crackhive's good graces again. That crackhive bitch got sick of Wino's shit and hit the road for less fucked-up pastures. I think it's hiding in Beyonce's wig closet. Wino should just sent it a Vermont Teddy Bear as an apology. That always works for me.
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She looks better now!!!!!!!!! Maybe it was her halloween costume.
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Fuck is she bloated or what!!?? LOLLLL
She's picked up a little weight, looks a little better I think, she was way scary thin there for a while...
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Did she gain 50 pounds in the span of two days?
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Submitted by filapurr on November 1, 2008 - 12:28pm.
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You could be right, but if so, it's sad for all concerned.
"It's too much to process."--MK
The bloat looks too low to be liver. Her puffy face almost has a glow. I would hope that she couldn't support a pregnancy but damn, she sure looks it.
Submitted by filapurr on November 1, 2008 - 11:02am.
Please don't tell me that belly is a baby bump. What a terrifying thought!
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Someone last night mentioned cirrhosis. I think that's more likely the cause of the bloat than a pregnancy.
Don't think her messed up body could sustain a fetus.
Pfötchenstellung!
Please don't tell me that belly is a baby bump. What a terrifying thought!
Bloat. Her face is so bloated; but she looks semi-alive.
I don't care what happens to this person: she's had more than enough time to get her act together.
love how shes standing next to a meter that says 'times up'! cant stop laughing. i would love to make you all happy and jump on the save amy bandwagon......but fuck her. shes a fucking mess and her father is an enabler. the whole lot of em should realize 'times up bitches'.
god she looks awful.
Another tabloid suggests she's into cotton candy, which may explain the non-skeletal frame.
lol mick!
Submitted by Mick on November 1, 2008 - 2:44am.
Aunt Jemima at least makes pancakes interesting, Wino can't even do that.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Correction: a fucking Aunt Jemima-looking pig.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
She looks like a fucking pig = what happened to the anorexic bitch she used 2 b?
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
wow she looks much better. Her skin actually looks clear and less gaunt. If Britney can make a return I'm sure Wino can go back to looking like she did in her "Frank" days.
in one of the photos, the parking meter says, Times Up! lets hope not :(
Submitted by MyTwoCents on November 1, 2008 - 1:17am.
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I miss James - I'm never here when he's around :(
OMG, you're right, I would've been kicking myself. She was incredible! LEAVE THE CRACK ALONE, AMY!!!!
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Submitted by QueenCharisma on November 1, 2008 - 1:11am.
LOL. HAHA. Those naughty kids. You sounded like James Haven with that story. HHmmm...James Haven.
I'm right with ya on the cover. So beautiful, it makes me teary. It hurts me that she won't love herself. :(
O.K. Won't bore you with every song she has done, but if you missed this one you'll kick yourself:
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=ecliEbMJmvI&feature=related
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on November 1, 2008 - 1:01am.
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Hey! Tell me about it - Z just beat Suri over the head with her babydoll and stole her blanket. Then she shit on it and put it in Suri's bed and giggled maniacally when Suri laid on it. Badass kids.
That video was great. Poor Amy. WTF did she do to herself? Here's my favorite song (it's a remake obviously):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwN806lLKZQ
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
I love JRM!!!!
Hey QC! Love that you took on Z and Suri. Those two are a handfull!
Have had this vid for a while. Check it out. Its probably one of the best live accoustic performance I'll ever see:
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=25DtUYRxkqE&feature=related
Do it.
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Submitted by Sheeps on November 1, 2008 - 12:51am.
The majority of my furniture is made of melamine. WTF is wrong with Chineses? Don't put a fucking bookcase in the candy bars!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrPwCzKiYnI
Sadness :(
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
I love JRM!!!!
Submitted by angel_i on November 1, 2008 - 12:37am.
I figured it was a Chinese PSA for melamine.
Submitted by angel_i on November 1, 2008 - 12:37am.
@MY2C I can't get enough of this picture, actually - I found it for Nitty the other day...I just love how it messes with my eyes. LOL. It's philosophical, actually - perception rocks the house;p
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Just like philosophy! Its all about perspective and it's messing wif mah head!
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on November 1, 2008 - 12:35am.
I'm actually glad you said something, I saw her avie and thought the vodka was unusually effective tonight.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
@MY2C I can't get enough of this picture, actually - I found it for Nitty the other day...I just love how it messes with my eyes. LOL. It's philosophical, actually - perception rocks the house;p
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Oh crap, I forgot. You look like you could use some sleep...or I could use some sleep. Having trouble focusing when looking at you.
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Submitted by Sheeps on November 1, 2008 - 12:25am.
Submitted by angel_i on November 1, 2008 - 12:22am.
Crap! I heard "melatonin" and figured I'd sleep better if I ate a bunch. *not feeling so good*
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LOL! Happy Hallowe'en, Sheepsie.
Um...It just occurred to me what space cadets I have in my hood. I don't really read the news but I hear it from people every day - they told me "4 thousand babies died". Not that getting sick is not a bad thing but but it's not DEAD, nawmsayin'? And also - it's FIFTY four thousand. Which is like, a lot worse. What is wrong with people - can't they read?!?!
And what of the government?!?
"This is the sixth time a Chinese made product has been recalled in Canada after being tested positive for melamine.
Canadian consumers were being warned not to ingest OK OK Kaiser pretzels, Lotte brand Koala's March filled cookies, Mr. Brown 3-in-1 Instant Coffee products, White Rabbit candy and Nissin Cha Cha Dessert."
Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice...uh. Hey George - how does that go again?
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on November 1, 2008 - 12:24am.
ditto
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
@angel_i
10 Day Birthday Festival!!!
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Holy crap, why haven't I thought of that? I just get one. Sounds like an awesome start to festivities! Save some energy for us, K? And, happy birthday AGAIN!
I is good. It's Melbourne Cup holidays this long weekend, so I get to drop in the next few days! Woot! Oh, and Happy Halloween sexy.
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Submitted by angel_i on November 1, 2008 - 12:22am.
Meanwhile, they never recall candy corn, and I'm pretty sure that stuff's made of earwax and food coloring.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by angel_i on November 1, 2008 - 12:22am.
Crap! I heard "melatonin" and figured I'd sleep better if I ate a bunch. *not feeling so good*
Submitted by MyTwoCents on November 1, 2008 - 12:18am.
ditto
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Happy All-Hallows ESE!!!
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
@ TITS:
Chinese-made chocolate coins recalled
contain toxic melamine; 3,360 Kilograms
Linda Nguyen, Canwest News Service Published: Thursday, October 09, 2008
Related Topics
OTTAWA - More than 3,000 kilograms of chocolates sold at Costco, Wholesale Canada Ltd., dollar and bulk stores across Canada were recalled yesterday after the Canadian Food Inspection Agency found that the chocolates contain melamine, the toxic chemical compound that has left four babies dead and thousands sickened in China.
Canadian health officials said the products affected in the nationwide recall were sold under the name Sherwood Brands Pirate's Gold Milk Chocolate Coins.
The chocolate coins, sold in 840 gram containers, each with 240 pieces, have been distributed in the country since January, CFIA spokesman Garfield Balsom said yesterday.
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Submitted by TITS on October 31, 2008 - 11:30pm.
i was a witch. i have this huge witch hat that fits over my bike helmet. (with packing tape) it has black feathers around the brim.
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Fun! I often wear dresses (with tights!) when I ride...and I like to think of myself and a witch floating through the city on my broomstick lol.
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Submitted by speakit on November 1, 2008 - 12:06am.
You could redeem yourself if you gave me a little redemption.
Forget it. Goodnight everyone. Take care.
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I don't understand... goodnight speakit. It was fun seeing you here again. Kisses and smooches and please come back again soon. ♥♥♥
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
I've got three large bags of snickers and nestle cruches that I don't want sitting around here. I think I'll throw them out to the racoons and opposums. Will they eat them?
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
what's this pirate coin business?
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Submitted by Aunt Bea on November 1, 2008 - 12:08am.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on November 1, 2008 - 12:05am.
Happy Halloween ESE! Don't eat those Pirate coins!
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OMG - someone said that a couple days ago and I told my daughter and she said her friend had a whole bunch of them for lunch that day. Luckily, she's been bitchy lately and wouldn't share. Eep!
I told her mom.
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Yes TV - god speaks to us canucks through the coleman stove.
mmmmm bacon.... mmmm peameal bacon....mmmmm (wipes mouth with back of hand)
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I hated her instantly. With all my guts: George
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Submitted by angel_i on November 1, 2008 - 12:11am.
I tried to dress as someone who gave a damn, but I couldn't pull it off. Went back to my standard antichrist look.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
@TV:
No, I will not come live in America. But thanks for asking:)
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2cents - homemade fudge too! forgot about that.
i was in the home stretch and going up a hill. stopping on a hill is a big deal on a bike. i'm not proud, but that's the main reason i didn't rail at the loozer.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on November 1, 2008 - 12:09am.
Submitted by speakit on October 31, 2008 - 11:51pm.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 31, 2008 - 11:44pm.
Did you really dress up this year?
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No.. I always wear a Boba Fett helmet and french maid dress.
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