Heidi Klum Takes This Shit Seriously
Every year Heidi Klum throws a huge Halloween party and this bitch usually gets dressed up in some extravagant shit that makes all of us look like we should just go home and let the professional do her job. Yes, Heidi is the grand dame of Halloween!
Heidi did not disappoint with her costume last night. She went as Hindu goddess Kali. You know she was in make-up for fucking days. As hot as she looks, this costume is not for everyone.
Imagine getting wasted in this mess? I would probably accidentally stab myself in the asshole with that sword or get really intimate with one of those severed heads thinking it's some hot dude. And those cut-off arms hanging down below could come in handy if your private area is feeling tingly and you need a little help. Okay...I'm starting to see the positives in wearing this craziness.
Heidi's dude, Seal, dressed as some warrior finger banger. I'm sure he dressed as someone specific, but I'm dumb in the brains and it's too early for me to spend my time going on a google search. Scream at me if you know the answer.
Other guests at Heidi's soiree included Christian Siriano as Cruelle de Ville, Pink as some curious lesbian clown doll and Marc Bower as a gay angel of death.
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Submitted by angel_i on November 1, 2008 - 12:41pm.
It's Davy and Goliath!!!
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LOL you get to pick something from the top shelf!
(aw come on DavvvvvviEEE)
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Cool costume, if anyone has ever read Lamb the devotees of Kali were pretty fucked up.
It's Davy and Goliath!!!
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Submitted by angel_i on November 1, 2008 - 12:18pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on November 1, 2008 - 12:17pm.
That explains the link with drinking.
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There's a link with drinking?
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I know! Who needs a stupid link to drink? (wink) - I take it as understood.
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Submitted by lizzieb on November 1, 2008 - 12:07pm.
And the other poster was right, Halloween is a Celtic tradition that was taken to the US by the Irish and Scots.
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Cool.
Now how does bobbing for apples come into it? (hw)
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OMG this is awesome. Next year she should be Durga and he should be Shiva. Or maybe Laxmi and Vishnu. LOVE it!
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I'm sure we'll be seing those skull shoes on Victoria Beckham next week.....
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What really frosted me about the whole Gene Simmons thing was his make-up looked more like Heath Ledger's in Dark Knight, instead of Simmons. Plus, he wore black slip on shoes. What kind of Gene Simmons costume has flat, loafer like shoes?
Devil Girl You should have won! Gene was probably wouldn't stop licking people unless he won.
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Uh did I miss something Devil Girl what was your second place costume? And Gene Simmons?? Why not Paul Stanley? So not original.Please don't say you came as him. Seal came dressed as a Smiling, good natured WTFer. He never smiles. Heidi way over the top as usual, I guess she can't dress glamorously because people will yawn and say well she's Heidi what do you expect, so she goes over board with make-up and props I still like her though, on PRW.
Submitted by LeanneMarie on November 1, 2008 - 12:09pm.
hahahaha. Jambi? He was a genie. Mekka-lekka hi mekka hiney ho!
To tell the truth,I found she posted a profile on a famous dating site called ^^^^^^F i t n e s s K i s s. C O M^^ ^^^^. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
Submitted by Sheeps on November 1, 2008 - 12:17pm.
That explains the link with drinking.
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There's a link with drinking?
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Submitted by lizzieb on November 1, 2008 - 12:07pm.
And the other poster was right, Halloween is a Celtic tradition that was taken to the US by the Irish and Scots.
That explains the link with drinking.
Whatta freak show. The country's going to the dogs (or soon will be) but the party must go on. I see Seal's making the same grimace as he displays when he sees fotogs:)
Ooooh, lizzieb - sounds fun:)
Like something that wouldn't offend TITS lol;p
OMG I'm totally thread hogging.
SoR-RaY, JiM-MaY!
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Can you do a side by side of Heidi's face in this picture and the dood's face that was on Pee-Wee's Playhouse?
And the other poster was right, Halloween oi a Celtic tradition that was taken to the US by the Irish and Scots. It's a bank (public) holiday in Ireland but not the UK which I think is a swizz.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on November 1, 2008 - 11:53am.
God, how I long for an American Halloween again.
These European bitches aare light years behind getting it right!
Excuse me? We had a party, decorations,I made a fantastic (though I say it myself) haunted house cake and we went trick or treating with a bunch of kids and it was v good fun.
I am annoyed personally by the US Halloween as they dress up as all sorts of fancy dress characters when in my view you should be a witch, ghost, vampire, killing goddess or similar. Fairies and cowboys on Halloween, no! It's like having a werewolf at Xmas- wrong.
Ms Klum looks great and I love Seal. Oh and BTW she's German and he's English so ya boo sucks to you!
Think happy thoughts!
@Tits- I went as Little Dead Riding Hood. A friend of mine does make up at a haunted house, so he made me up. I had milky white eyes (contacts) and half of my face was rotting with bits of flesh hanging off.
Submitted by ericapf on November 1, 2008 - 11:58am.
Submitted by angel_i on November 1, 2008 - 11:52am.
They are both represented figures who were calmed in the midst of their rage...
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those are some pretty beautiful stories, huh??? and I just figures Angulimala out because of the garland of fingers.
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Very. I'm just learning about Angulimala today! I didn't know anyone with a garland of fingers - it was really frustrating me!lol
And on Hallowe'en - I really, really don't know, I was just guessing - I think I'm about to look that up too:)
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DevilG what did you go as?
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Submitted by angel_i on November 1, 2008 - 11:55am.
Well, it's an American holiday, right? Aren't they supposed to be all about conversing with the dead and warding off the demons over there...the veil be thin, you know...
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isn´t it actually a Celtic tradition? I think the Scottish and the Irish were the ones who brought it to the US.
Submitted by TITS on November 1, 2008 - 11:58am.
"That pumpkin patch is NOT sincere."
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Ha ha ha! Too right!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on November 1, 2008 - 11:53am.
God, how I long for an American Halloween again.
These European bitches aare light years behind getting it right!
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They don't get down with Halloween in Europe? Bummer.
We almost ran out of candy last night. Mr. Green Is Good had to run out and get more.
That's not halloween. That's a stuck-up costume party.
It's also not f.u.n.
That pumpkin patch is NOT sincere.
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Submitted by angel_i on November 1, 2008 - 11:52am.
They are both represented figures who were calmed in the midst of their rage...
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those are some pretty beautiful stories, huh??? and I just figures Angulimala out because of the garland of fingers.
Finally! P!nk proves that there ARE people out there that wears more make up than Christina could ever dream of!
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Submitted by ericapf on November 1, 2008 - 11:50am.
I think Seal is dressed as Angulimala.
You might be right. Good one!
Submitted by joe shmoe on November 1, 2008 - 11:54am.
Submitted by angel_i on November 1, 2008 - 11:49am.
You know - if that ends up being what the angel of death looks like I might just go willingly.
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I was kinda thinking the same thing until I looked up this:
http://entertainment.webshots.com/photo/2936782600083054072GiAPIo
*shiver*
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Um...yeah. No thanks. I'd have to give that guy a pass.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on November 1, 2008 - 11:53am.
God, how I long for an American Halloween again.
These European bitches aare light years behind getting it right!
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Well, it's an American holiday, right? Aren't they supposed to be all about conversing with the dead and warding off the demons over there...the veil be thin, you know...
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Holy Jack Skellington. Upon intense scrutiny of these photos, Heidi is beyond fierce.
Submitted by angel_i on November 1, 2008 - 11:49am.
You know - if that ends up being what the angel of death looks like I might just go willingly.
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I was kinda thinking the same thing until I looked up this:
http://entertainment.webshots.com/photo/2936782600083054072GiAPIo
*shiver*
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Luv it. Now that's a costume
Finally a woman not dressed like a typical whore for Halloween.
God, how I long for an American Halloween again.
These European bitches aare light years behind getting it right!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Heidi has issues. BIG, BIG issues.
Not that I'm one to tawk but sheeeeeet, girl.
Seal is getting more fug by the nano but the man can croon my heart to sleep.
They are both represented figures who were calmed in the midst of their rage...
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Submitted by ericapf on November 1, 2008 - 11:50am.
I think seal is dressed as Angulimala
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Coolio! NOW we're going places;)
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I gotta admit Heidi's costume is pretty kick ass!
My admiration and envy are absolute.
I think seal is dressed as Angulimala
Wow. That costume is amazing. Kudos.
Sehr toll.
You know - if that ends up being what the angel of death looks like I might just go willingly.
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Submitted by boomsy on November 1, 2008 - 11:40am.
I wonder if this is the pic she used for inspiration...
Very cool... I always think DL is a gossip site, but it frequently takes one to strange, new places. (And not just the vicar thread.)
Heidi is the scaring goddess Mahakali (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahakali)
HEY! She wouldn't go as JESUS would she?!?!?
Wait. Do people do that? They must. Nevermind.
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Submitted by boomsy on November 1, 2008 - 11:36am.
I just want to know how she fit in a car with all that mess on.
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They probably laid her out on the back of trailer and drove her to the event. Naw! She took her entourage of makeup artists, costume designers, etc. and they put her together somewhere and they did an amazing job! I love it!! And they were serving the best vodka...even better.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
I think she might have too many arms, however...
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I wonder if this is the pic she used for inspiration...
http://westernqueensland.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/hindu-gods-kali.jpg
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And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
I'm not fully awake, so looking at her costume was like WTF?! LOL
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Thanks Putas. I was totally robbed and a majority of the party goers knew it. Yeah, winning cash was pretty great, since the last thing I won was a goldfish in Kindergarten. The Gene Simmons guy was a real tool too, all night long he kept going up to women and sticking out his tongue or trying to lick. He tried that shit with me and I told him to put that disgusting thing away or I would be holding the thing in my basket! He said I was just mad over 2nd place. Damn right I was!