Heidi Klum Takes This Shit Seriously
Every year Heidi Klum throws a huge Halloween party and this bitch usually gets dressed up in some extravagant shit that makes all of us look like we should just go home and let the professional do her job. Yes, Heidi is the grand dame of Halloween!
Heidi did not disappoint with her costume last night. She went as Hindu goddess Kali. You know she was in make-up for fucking days. As hot as she looks, this costume is not for everyone.
Imagine getting wasted in this mess? I would probably accidentally stab myself in the asshole with that sword or get really intimate with one of those severed heads thinking it's some hot dude. And those cut-off arms hanging down below could come in handy if your private area is feeling tingly and you need a little help. Okay...I'm starting to see the positives in wearing this craziness.
Heidi's dude, Seal, dressed as some warrior finger banger. I'm sure he dressed as someone specific, but I'm dumb in the brains and it's too early for me to spend my time going on a google search. Scream at me if you know the answer.
Other guests at Heidi's soiree included Christian Siriano as Cruelle de Ville, Pink as some curious lesbian clown doll and Marc Bower as a gay angel of death.
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Submitted by boomsy on November 1, 2008 - 11:36am.
Pedicab? Or no, wait: She was carried there in a litter. Balls out.
I just want to know how she fit in a car with all that mess on.
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This costume is awesome!!! I like how she isn´t afraid of choosing costumes that diminish her beauty.
Heidi and Seal always have fantastic costumes! Me, I can't be bothered....
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Gene SImmons? Fuck that. Devilgirl- you're idea was way more creative. Who the hell was judging? 'Gene' probably sucked or fucked one of the judges, trust. You won CASH! That's exciting. Very cool. Congrats!
Seal is Genghis Khan. BRILLIANT. I love Genghis. I jsut watched the movie 'Mongol' . Whee. Very bad ass.
Anyway I like how at least how Heidi will go to extremes and not just wear a slutty costume and leave her face how it looks everyday. 'Oh I can't look ugly/weird for Halloween! How will I make a drunken hook up? " Yeah the dumb slut patrol was out in full force last night.
They both (Heidi & Seal) should have been extras in 'Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom'.
Hau auf die Kacke, Heidi!
I am thinking that Seal is Fu Man Chu, but that is strictly a guess. Christian looks like Judy Davis in the one thumbnail. My costume kicked ass last night, I actually won $100, some fool dressed as Gene Simmons beat me out for the $500 top prize. Gene Simmons, how tired of an idea is that? At least mine had some originality to it.
Seal is probably dressed as Shiva.
Regarding Marc Bouwer...rawrrrr!
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They're all brilliant costumes but just the result of having the money, time, and help to do it up right.
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Shit on a cracker! I showed up too!!!!
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Love the way they take Halloween to the max; otherwise, she has come to bore me.
He's either a black Fu Manchu or Ghengis Khan,her costume is reallyn off the hook freaky tho. After a few drinks and a couple of joints, she'd scare the hell out of me. I'm sure Hindus are not happy over that costume.
1. I've heard of BlueTooth, but this is ridiculous.
2. Heidi Klum dressed as madonna for Halloween.
(Cutting off balls at the party would have been tasteless, so she settled for Guy's head.)
"It's too much to process."--MK
Heads up!
Pfötchenstellung!