Saturday, November 1st 2008

Suffer With Me

My head feels like one of Aretha Franklin's ginormous titty balls is sitting on top of it and this is the last thing it needs. I was going through pictures from last night and my stomach almost jumped out of my body when I came across these beauties. I'm all about sharing the pain, so this is why I'm posting them here for you.

Bobby Trendy dressed as some power bottom ladyboy cocktail server at the Abbey's Hallopeen party in West Hollywood last night. You might want to streer clear of thumbnail #2. I think I spot a swollen labia lip. And there's definitely a dingle berry hiding in the first thumbnail.

Brigitte Nielsen also showed up to the party and actually kept her shit together. It's a new day for her ass. I also threw in some pictures of Leathah-face Rourke at Heidi Klum's party in NYC, because he fits into the trainwreck theme of this post.

WENN/Fayes Vision, Splash

Posted by: Michael K


Manimal5's picture

Mickey Rourke looks kinda tough in that outfit, almost cool.
Tommygirl tried the same outfit, but ended up looking like a leather wallet.

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rook's picture

brigitte looks a lot better. mickey rourke is male equivalent of jocelyn wilderstein.

His photos were seen at the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^ last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young pretty ...

letinstar's picture

the second thumbnail just took 7 years off my life...
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jussayin's picture

when you have potty time issues and don't want to waste time pulling down your pants?!?

even gay men have to disown some of these wack bitches.

he looks like he would shart!
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Tigerlilly's picture

I don't know...I still say this Bobby Trendy character may be gay...However, I once felt this way about Richard Simmons, but my straight hairdresser told me I was way off base, so....

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MyTwoCents's picture

Submitted by Sandbitch on November 1, 2008 - 7:20pm.

I see you and you better not have a bare behind - don't you be sitting on anything in mah house!
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Who said I was wearing cut-outs. If you have any evidence of this I'd like to see it.

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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.

Sandbitch's picture

Submitted by MyTwoCents on November 1, 2008 - 7:13pm.

Submitted by Sandbitch on November 1, 2008 - 7:10pm.

I can see you...

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I see you and you better not have a bare behind - don't you be sitting on anything in mah house!

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Submitted by Sandbitch on November 1, 2008 - 7:10pm.

I can see you...

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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on November 1, 2008 - 7:03pm.

Ta-Da!

BM & Aretha's crotch fruit.

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Benji wanna hope his babies are half as attractive as your avie. I don't even wanna imagine what the Wonky/Madden love chile is gonna look like. I wish upon them a real ugly one when they do produce fruit. I hope Paris' first looks like Tori Spelling or Pink, regardless of gender.

Deviated scrotum.

My eyes ache.

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Submitted by Sandbitch on November 1, 2008 - 6:42pm.

LOL!!! HAHAHA. You is killin me here! Now I feel underdressed. Haha.

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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.

MyTwoCents's picture

Ta-Da!

BM & Aretha's crotch fruit.

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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.

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Submitted by Jake_K. on November 1, 2008 - 1:01pm.
omg his shoes.... hahahahahahaha i love it

if you just saw his shoes you'd think he was dressed up to go powerwalking in the mall at 6am with the rest of his bridge club

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haaaahahaaha!
I'm thinking he has a lttle richard simmons thing going on!

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Submitted by Sandbitch on November 1, 2008 - 6:42pm.

HAHAHA Sandbitch!!

Give me a second...can't stop laughing...

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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.

simoneenomis's picture

Bobby Trendy could at least have the decency to wear nice shoes with that God awful outfit. And stay off the club furniture.

Sandbitch's picture

Submitted by MyTwoCents on November 1, 2008 - 6:17pm.

Avi today is Vanilla Ice Ice Baby's and the Invisible Man's lurve chile. I call him Looky Ice.
But I do have a new Benji Madden one too...hehe.

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Chirio's picture

Eeeeeeek. is he serving chipped glass? wtf. I am NOT gonna see his pics. Dont wanna have nightmares of him. Nasty!!It's...just...arrrrgh.
Even My vocab went out the door!!!!

Coma Caca!!

t_stain's picture

Was he Tommy Girl for Halloween?

MyTwoCents's picture

Submitted by Sandbitch on November 1, 2008 - 6:03pm.

Or vice versa. Imagine how sweaty and skanky he'd be in that leather/plastic suit. FREAK.

I love the avie. Is it Benji Madden or his niece, Hollow Madden?
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Hehe. Lock up yer sofa, potplants, pets, vacuum cleaner, pumpkins, teddybears....I can just about smell him from here.

Avi today is Vanilla Ice Ice Baby's and the Invisible Man's lurve chile. I call him Looky Ice.
But I do have a new Benji Madden one too...hehe.

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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.

Leona's picture

I have it on good authority that Mickey is wearing pink panties under that leather.

Check it out on ASL.

That's really kinky.

Pfötchenstellung!

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on November 1, 2008 - 5:55pm.

HAHA. I'd let him in the house sooner than I'd open the door for Plastickey Rourke. He looks like he'd rape your sofa and then piss in yer potplants.

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Or vice versa. Imagine how sweaty and skanky he'd be in that leather/plastic suit. FREAK.

I love the avie. Is it Benji Madden or his niece, Hollow Madden?

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Submitted by Sandbitch on November 1, 2008 - 5:52pm.

Absolutely no sitting down. I don't want to get sued because a potato gets stuck up some twat's arse.
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HAHA. I'd let him in the house sooner than I'd open the door for Plastickey Rourke. He looks like he'd rape your sofa and then piss in yer potplants.

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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on November 1, 2008 - 5:39pm.

But you'd let them serve cocktails, right? Just no sitting.

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Absolutely no sitting down. I don't want to get sued because a potato gets stuck up some twat's arse.

tapgirl's picture

Aaaaagh. I just got up, I haven't even finished my coffee yet, and you bring me that. Nasty. (Although I have to confess I take secret delight in the name Bobby TRENDY)

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Submitted by Sandbitch on November 1, 2008 - 5:26pm.

He has a damn cheek wearing no pants.

No way would I let anyone with a bare sweaty bum sit down on any of my furniture. Halloween or not.
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But you'd let them serve cocktails, right? Just no sitting.

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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.

Sandbitch's picture

He has a damn cheek wearing no pants.

No way would I let anyone with a bare sweaty bum sit down on any of my furniture. Halloween or not.

Richiegay's picture

I get it! Mickey is going as Al Pacino in 'Cruising' But really brown boots with black leather? Isn't a rule being broken?

Relgion is the stick they beat people with...lesliesmith2007

blaaaake's picture

damn you, Michael K! my eyes!

TheBreakdown's picture

I just lost my breakfast, lunch, dinner AND snacks on that pic!

Damn you, MK!

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I can see his saggy mangina! *cry*

Toonkinstein's picture

Tom Cruise has an outfit JUST LIKE THAT....he wears in when pitching movie ideas with the studios.....

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xxyxz's picture

Oh my GWAD

Pearl_Necklace's picture

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!

My bf came up to take a close look cause he thought it was Tia Tequila with a new 'do froma afar AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!11!!

woodhorse's picture

Does Mickey Rourke's moustache have cancer? You should have said. Now I won't pick on him anymore.

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Tigerlilly on November 1, 2008 - 2:38pm.

You know, I have a sneaking suspicion that Bobby Trendy may be gay...

- Dang Tiger, you maybe onto something, hmmm...
Can't be sure though.
*plumps up Tiger's pillows, refills catnip scratcher*

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Chicaloca's picture

WTF? That is just wrong.

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Tigerlilly's picture

You know, I have a sneaking suspicion that Bobby Trendy may be gay...

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birdie's picture

I didn't even drink last night and I feel like MK when I looked at those pics. I think I'll go lie down for awhile.

Athina's picture

After this many years as an annoying little psuedo-celeb, this bitch can't save enough money to get some Fraxel lasering done on that busted-up acne-scarred face? Seriously, this must be one broke-ass bitch.

Bondagebarbie's picture

Bobby Trendy booty hole is probably so used up I am surprized he was not leaking poo out of his doody.
Mickey is hot but looks like a leather queen.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Hekki's picture

Bobby Trendy should not even get to be called "gay". He is just his own category of annoying asshole. I'm gritting my teeth because I hate him so much.

What kind of gay guy would even find this attractive? He has not ONE redeeming quality.

HaHa, Criss Angel. Cisco has got some great looking tube socks!

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Submitted by beandip on November 1, 2008 - 1:20pm.
Oh and why he he holding a tray of champagne glasses filled with crushed up tin foil?
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Submitted by devilgirl on November 1, 2008 - 1:18pm.
WTF? Jiggy, who is that?

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That's the stunning Cisco Adler, whom TITS mistook for Criss Angel.

Criss Angel only wishes he had a dong bigger than a baby carrot.

IMHO of course.

Now I'm off to the laundry room, where hopefully a certain little monkey will join me...

*shakes behind in the air*

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miso-horny's picture

Fuck ! Did every 80's mother fucker show up to this party?

Damn you Mickey, I loved you! 9 1/2 Weeks was the shit!

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I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!

Oh and why he he holding a tray of champagne glasses filled with crushed up tin foil?

OMG. I knew that I'd seen that face before...just not the ASS. I can't stand this fairy. No offense, MK, cause I do love you for reals.

This guy is an opportunist and that's exactly what I don't like about him.

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Submitted by jiggywiddit on November 1, 2008 - 1:17pm.
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uh...no.
lol

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