Suffer With Me
My head feels like one of Aretha Franklin's ginormous titty balls is sitting on top of it and this is the last thing it needs. I was going through pictures from last night and my stomach almost jumped out of my body when I came across these beauties. I'm all about sharing the pain, so this is why I'm posting them here for you.
Bobby Trendy dressed as some power bottom ladyboy cocktail server at the Abbey's Hallopeen party in West Hollywood last night. You might want to streer clear of thumbnail #2. I think I spot a swollen labia lip. And there's definitely a dingle berry hiding in the first thumbnail.
Brigitte Nielsen also showed up to the party and actually kept her shit together. It's a new day for her ass. I also threw in some pictures of Leathah-face Rourke at Heidi Klum's party in NYC, because he fits into the trainwreck theme of this post.
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WTF? Jiggy, who is that?
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on November 1, 2008 - 12:56pm.
Submitted by TITS on November 1, 2008 - 12:47pm.
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Snort up a big line of Borax, have a swig of Downy, then run through your spin cycle with this sock monkey right here:
http://perezhilton.com/?p=9295#more-9295
"It's too much to process."--MK
I think the party I was at had better guests than this one. I don't think Bobby would have been allowed in, Mickey, maybe.
Hmmm...I see people waiting behind the iconic "velvet rope" to get in...
If Bobby Trendy, Gitte and Mickey Rourke are the ones "good" enough to get in...imagine the Upper-crust Mensa members that ARE NOT good enough to get in!!!!
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Give me silver, blue and gold
The color of the sky I'm told
My rainbow is overdue
OMG - That's the weird ass costume I kept seeing last night
are you a fan of ab fab? remember the 'it's a REVIVAL' bit? too bloody true - everything is a revival. Shit they're even remaking movies that aren't old; then there's 90210.
Sad to think that hip hop is the only remotely original thing that's come out in decades...
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omg his shoes.... hahahahahahaha i love it
if you just saw his shoes you'd think he was dressed up to go powerwalking in the mall at 6am with the rest of his bridge club. he's bobby trendy... why is he not wearing some posh spice stiletto shit? does he look at those drag queen heels and say to himself, no... i'm not THAT gay... ?
Submitted by TITS on November 1, 2008 - 12:39pm.
What is that girl in the bright green top dressed up as?
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OMG - That's the weird ass costume I kept seeing last night - I even posted it! It's like the Heidi Montague video! Is it supposed to be the eighties? becuz, quite frankly, bitches are doing the eighties better on the daily - my life is turning into one huge flashback.
On second look - it's not that bad, actually.
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If Bobby is the power bottom, Mickey Rourke is doing a pretty good job of looking like his domineering top.
Submitted by TITS on November 1, 2008 - 12:47pm.
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*hiding TigerLilly's bag of Borax behind back* *wiping little sock monkey nose* Huh? Uh...doing great! Just went through the dryer! *fluffing chesticles* I played on the chandeliers while in rehab! Uh..doing great..yeah, uh...doing great! lol
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Hey Socky!!!
Just say NO to dryer sheets - we don't need to see any more pictures of you lying in a ball of yuck behind a washing machine whacked out your mind on chemicals.
How was rehab my little argyle friend? Did they wring you out and hang you up to dry? You smell like line dried sheets! mmmMMMMMmm nice!
Did they re-stuff with some nice eider down feathers, or more of that polyester shit.
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He'd probably beg for more and my fun would be ruined! I can't look at his ass any longer!
Good Lord.Where is Benji Madden?
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Benji Madden effed my cat,Miss Kitty.
Submitted by devilgirl on November 1, 2008 - 12:42pm.
I want to beat him to death with a potato or ax whichever is handy!
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No doubt he would enjoy either one.
"It's too much to process."--MK
Question:
Submitted by TITS on November 1, 2008 - 12:39pm.
What is that girl in the bright green top dressed up as?
Answer:
Mickey Roarke's pajamas
"It's too much to process."--MK
I want to beat him to death with a potato or ax whichever is handy!
Submitted by TITS on November 1, 2008 - 12:39pm.
What is that girl in the bright green top dressed up as?
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TITS, you got me! I still can't figure out what the HELL Micky is supposed to be?! You know that dude had some seriously bad juju on his head to go from absolute hwatness of a man, to complete Freak show!
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on November 1, 2008 - 12:00pm.
eeeuuuwww euuwww euuuuw!
who IS this moron anyway?
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which one? there are lots of pics of morons. :D
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Submitted by devilgirl on November 1, 2008 - 11:59am.
Those thumbnails of Not so Trendy literally made me gag! He has his legs spread more than a whore on quarter day!
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I'm waiting for my ship to come in...Bobby's just waiting for his potato.
To each his own.
"It's too much to process."--MK
What is that girl in the bright green top dressed up as?
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What a bunch of cheap costumes. Cheap bastards.
Those french fries look mighty tasty in thumb 6!!!
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gee, that guy's hair is gettng really thin on top.
It must be ten times worse for fem gays to lose their hair than straight men.
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Look at him and tell me people are not born gay. He is so fem, it makes me feel like a huge gangbangin butch dyke.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on November 1, 2008 - 12:09pm.
Word to Bobby: A lady doesn't sit with her legs apart.
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LOL!
Word to Bobby: Keep your heels on the floor unless you're pointing them to heaven and praying you'll get paid enough money to purchase those gorgeous new pair of shoes. Okay, that's not me..but I think Bobby does that A lOT!!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
This must have been the "Cheap Whores" theme party.
Submitted by joe shmoe on November 1, 2008 - 12:09pm.
Word to Bobby: A lady doesn't sit with her legs apart.
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hahahahahhaha- well, he is more of a lady than Britney or Lohan.....
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Fools in love, they think they're heroes, cause they get to feel more pain
I say fools in love are zeroes, I should know because this fool's in love again
-Joe Jackson "Fools In Love"
Submitted by angel_i on November 1, 2008 - 12:12pm.
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Angel!!! *sock monkey hugs & smooches* PP was probably at The Ivy or in front of Chanel's trying to get her pic taken. She dressed as the Headband Whore...oh, that's her normal attire. Shauna was still at the Pumpkin Patch trying to dig out her wax lips from one of the hay stacks.
*grabbing dryer sheet* Thanks! *jumping back into hamper*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
I've seen his profile on the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^ for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating.
Arggh! This reminds me of that blog that has an ass - a server at a club I think and he has his bare ass pose in pictures with people..sometimes famous. Except it's a smooth, un-dented ass. Toned at least.
This is not.
Trendy still has bad skin but his butt cheeks are smooth as a baby's.
Submitted by islandgirl on November 1, 2008 - 12:10pm.
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Hahahahahaha maybe not but I spy a sus looking bulge in his drawers. Maybe he likes his liver aged & fermented.
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Love's mysteries in souls do grow, But yet the body is his book.
~John Donne
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on November 1, 2008 - 12:06pm.
Holy Fuck. The perfect trifecta of attention whores.
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But it's NOOOOOOOOT! (i am SO whiny today)
There's no Phoebe! No Shauna! Where are Hef's new girlfriends?!?!
PS. Hi, Socky:) Dryer sheet?
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I almost feel dirty for saying this, but Gitte actually looks kinda hot.
Hahaha, Hannibal Lector is standing behind Brigitte Neilsen in thumb #7, and even HE wouldn't eat her.
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
--Bob Dylan
On another note, what a boring looking Halloween party.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Word to Bobby: A lady doesn't sit with her legs apart.
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Love's mysteries in souls do grow, But yet the body is his book.
~John Donne
Crafty little bugger that Bobby Trendy is; he's just a walking advertisement is all. Killing two birds with one stone, you know? He might've gotten lucky before the night was over and wouldn't have to remove a stich of clothing. :)
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Holy Fuck. The perfect trifecta of attention whores.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Mickey Rourke just does not give a fuck.
I kinda love him for that.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Bobby Trendy is a disgrace to fame whores everywhere.
Honestly, if I was packing an acorn, I would not be wearing a costume like that.
I was willing to cut him him a break until I clicked on thumbnail 2; Put that labia away right now young man!
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Love's mysteries in souls do grow, But yet the body is his book.
~John Donne
The only picture I like is with those two medieval ladies. Its funny:)
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Gross.
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eeeuuuwww euuwww euuuuw!
who IS this moron anyway?
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Fools in love, they think they're heroes, cause they get to feel more pain
I say fools in love are zeroes, I should know because this fool's in love again
-Joe Jackson "Fools In Love"
GROSS. *washes eyes with poop stained undies*
GROSS.
I have to go grocery shopping now. MK, you probably saved me buko bux because I have absolutely NO appetite. *gag*
Onch needs to catch a break and get out to teach Bobby Trendy a thing or two about being an inoffensive twink. Ugh.
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Fucking scary stuff. Bobby Trendy inspires hate crime. Not because he's gay, because he's Bobby Trendy.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Those thumbnails of Not so Trendy literally made me gag! He has his legs spread more than a whore on quarter day!
Hmmm...no thank you. I had too much to drink last night to click a Trendy crotch/ass thumbnail.
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Give me silver, blue and gold
The color of the sky I'm told
My rainbow is overdue
Where the fuck is Phoebe?
This is her party right?
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