The Little Merslut
Out of all the shameless skanks who would wholehard-on-ly embrace Whoreoween, I thought Aubrey O'Day would be the biggest one. I figured she would come out with her titties blazing, but instead she covered up! Seriously, this is conservative for her ass.
Last night at some Hallopeen party in Las Vegas, Aubrey dressed up as a broke down Ariel who has fallen on hard times and is now whoring it out for her pimp Ursula in order to pay for her sea sponge addiction. Aubrey's suicide watch pooch, Ginger, paid homage to the crustaceans that live in her owner's snatch by dressing up as one.
You know that towards the end of the night, Aubrey went into the men's bathroom and serenaded the dudes with her own thrilling rendition of "Part of Your World": "I wanna be where the penises are.... I wanna suck, wanna suck them off good... Eating a round of that.... what do you call it? Oh - jizz! Showin' your tits, really gets you far.... My legs are open for humping, slamming... Stroking you off on my - what's that word again? Faaaaace!"
Wenn
He looks handsome. I just saw his profile on SEXY*WEALTHY dating site --★★★★--K i s s M i l l i o n a i r e S. C o m --★★★★--. It is said he has a crush on wealthy young women on that site.
OMG MK, you're killing me with the lyrics. FUCK, I'm going to fucking use it instead of the original!
Isn't that jeremy from the last season of The Bachlorette? WTF??
"Some days are just wig days"
She looks like she has put on some weight and someone please help that poor dog!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by Vadge on November 2, 2008 - 2:49pm.
That's a dog? I thought it was her purse..
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Aubrey thinks so too. Give that puppy and xray, i wonder what they'd find.
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"My fellow prisoners...." - John McCain
"Luxurious lifestyles take a hit" - USAToday
She looks like her BFF Jenna Jameson(before pregnancy)
Fake ol'contact lenses and duck lips on a skinny, long face. Those lips look ridiculous!
wow. This is like the 'after' picture of a before and after shot.
the old aubrey, cute wholesome little blonde girl and the after, 'sea slut'.
I think she is a HOT fucking mess, kind of like amy whinehouse who was at least presentable when she became famous but is now a straight up crackhead.
i really dont like aubrey since that picture i saw of her sucking a cigar with suge knight. that shit wasn't cool considering, diddy made her then she goes and hangs with his fucking enemy and the murderer of his best friend.
she's a scandalous piece of shit for that.
Submitted by gyeah on November 2, 2008 - 2:46pm.
It hasn't been said enough: why does this fucking moron think it's ok to drag that poor little dog to these events?
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That's a dog? I thought it was her purse..
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It hasn't been said enough: why does this fucking moron think it's ok to drag that poor little dog to these events? Can't someone knock some sense into her wooden skull?
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"My fellow prisoners...." - John McCain
"Luxurious lifestyles take a hit" - USAToday
I smell fish..
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Do people think this skank is hot? She's not ugly or anything but methinks old Aubrey needs to set up a date with a personal trainer. She needs to deflate that spare tire taking up residence around her 'waist'.
OMG, she's with what's his face from uhm, what's that show? The Bachlorette...
WHY are people taking pics of this skank?
WHY?
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Sweet love's showin' us a heavenly light, never seen such a beautiful sight
See love glowin' on us every night, I know forever we'll be doin' it right
-Kenny Loggins "Whenever I Call You Friend"
Her dog is thinking,"sure keep choking me and see what little surprise I'm gonna leave on your bed later".
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
How is this a costume? Isn't this how she always looks?
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VROOM VROOM
I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
Hi, Socky. I like to leave my options open. HAHA. But really, this time it's for reals.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
HAHAHAHAHAHA. Alla yahs..... You know: "old school" 'Kane.
Hasn't Aubrey noticed that her clothes don't fit her anymore?
By the way, does anyone else remember when Xtina got all bloaty a while back?
She looks like a chubby ho in a bad wig and an ugly blue dress. With a sad dog.
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She looks more like Jem's slut-friend, Kimber, than Ariel.
Yeah, angel and Sheeps. Gotta love those classic tunes from Danity Kane before they sold out.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on November 2, 2008 - 11:19am.
It's over, Aubrey. You've jumped the shark. Too bad, you were great at one point. Of course, if you were to dress up as Wonder Woman or Rainbow Brite, I might change my mind.
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I like how you gave yourself an out with the words..."of course, if"....lol! Maybe next Halloween or at the next attention whore event, she'll be back in your dreams. *thumbs up* Good luck with that!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
I don't live in a heavily postered Aubrey suite. It's only moderately postered.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
The "OLD" Danity Kane! LOLOLOLOLOL!
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Submitted by angel_i on November 2, 2008 - 11:23am.
Personally, I admire that he's taken some time to think about what he'd like to see her in.
I agree, if by "some time" you mean skulking around the clock in his heavily postered "Aubrey Suite" while listing to the old Danity Kane.
HAHA, Sheeps. I super duper mean it this time.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
@Sheeps:
Personally, I admire that he's taken some time to think about what he'd like to see her in.
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Submitted by Mr. President on November 2, 2008 - 11:19am.
It's over, Aubrey. You've jumped the shark.
If I had $10 for every time you've said that, I could go in for that elective surgery I need. You're like an alkie who keeps toasting his last drink.
It's over, Aubrey. You've jumped the shark. Too bad, you were great at one point. Of course, if you were to dress up as Wonder Woman or Rainbow Brite, I might change my mind.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I'd go diving for a taste of the ocean... if you know what I mean.
WTF happened to the blond hair? Aubrey, you know I like my plastic tittied bimbettes blond. You may have just lost your last fan. And given your rep, shouldn't you steer clear of any fish and crab references? You should dress up as something you're not, like a banker at the IMF or something. Poor little Ginger looks so depressed in those pics, BTW.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Could we please take up a collection to get the Cult Rescue people to drive up in a van and snatch Ginger away?
Oh, and while they're at it, maybe they can liberate Daisy.
Pfötchenstellung!
The sweet little doggie needs to quit this bitch by biting her fug ass face off.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
Does this nitwit know that poor dog is a living, breathing creature?
Mickey Rourke should slap this bitch around and hold her by her neck with one hand and she if she likes it!
I hate to see her holding that dog like this all the time. My mom had two maltese and they get back problems. She needs to support the poor poochies bottom. It's a dog not a fucking raggedy ann doll you sorry bitch.
The fact that you took the time to make up those amazing lyrics makes me love you more...:)
ACK! I've seen enough.
Nite, hworz:)
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She is hot and sexy. She even uploaded her private sexy photos and videos at the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^. She has a personal account there. She drives lots of guys crazy.
Submitted by ClooneyisMahBoo on November 2, 2008 - 1:28am.
Yeah, where is PP? I bet you one brokedown Little Mermaid costume that she'd have gone for a sexy ......... costume.*fill in the blank with whatever: nurse, cat, witch, headband*
Pirate guy looks a bit like the guy from Lost.
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Speaking of hard times ginges, where is PP's costume?
And who's the broke down windbreaker pants pirate with her?
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"Do you think that car wash vacuum hose is your own personal whore? No, it's not. At least take that bitch to a fancy dinner at Red Lobster."
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Holy crap! You're right! Look what I found:
http://citym.org/ue/little_mermaid.jpg
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
you think that skank gave the dog crabs too??? just breaks my heart to see that dog around that bitch!!
You heard right! Penis from my mouth to your ears! um...you know what I mean
One of the towers of the underwater castles is a dick.
she's look skanky, but don't lie, you love her ;)
Submitted by speakit on November 2, 2008 - 12:14am.
Oh yeah, and when TLM came out I had really long hair (like now) but it was dyed auburn. I was on a date with this guy and he told me he liked me cuz he had a thing for Ariel and I was all freeeaaaaakkkkkk!!
But I know all of the songs and I have an original copy of the VHS with the penis on the cover.
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Rewind *zzzzvvviiiipppp sound*...Hang on a cotton pickin second! What did you just say? Did you say penis? I could have sworn I just heard you say penis on the cover!
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Bitch is beat. She's in her early 20s and looks about 40. Damn shame. Her parents are probably dying right now looking at the mess she's become.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
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Oh yeah, and when TLM came out I had really long hair (like now) but it was dyed auburn. I was on a date with this guy and he told me he liked me cuz he had a thing for Ariel and I was all freeeaaaaakkkkkk!!
But I know all of the songs and I have an original copy of the VHS with the penis on the cover.
LMFAO@MK's lyrics
I ♥ Disney songs.