The Little Merslut
Out of all the shameless skanks who would wholehard-on-ly embrace Whoreoween, I thought Aubrey O'Day would be the biggest one. I figured she would come out with her titties blazing, but instead she covered up! Seriously, this is conservative for her ass.
Last night at some Hallopeen party in Las Vegas, Aubrey dressed up as a broke down Ariel who has fallen on hard times and is now whoring it out for her pimp Ursula in order to pay for her sea sponge addiction. Aubrey's suicide watch pooch, Ginger, paid homage to the crustaceans that live in her owner's snatch by dressing up as one.
You know that towards the end of the night, Aubrey went into the men's bathroom and serenaded the dudes with her own thrilling rendition of "Part of Your World": "I wanna be where the penises are.... I wanna suck, wanna suck them off good... Eating a round of that.... what do you call it? Oh - jizz! Showin' your tits, really gets you far.... My legs are open for humping, slamming... Stroking you off on my - what's that word again? Faaaaace!"
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What an ugly bitch, that tranny is pretty bad too.
that dog looks so miserable. stupid skank.
Submitted by letinstar on November 1, 2008 - 11:42pm.
@ . *smooches* to you too...
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*Feels all warm and squidgy inside*
People will talk, Letty. People will talk. Honestly? I love seeing you and your adorable, strong black woman avatars...kick@ss!
I'm trying to fight poverty coupled with depression right now. Naw. I grew up as a welfare chile and I ain't there yet thank cheezus.
I sing all kinds of Disney shit...seriously. My neighbors must feel skeeved when I belt out numbers from "Little Mermaid", "Sleeping Beauty", "Cinderella" et al... Holy crap! I'm a walking, talking, singing, real-life Disney Automaton.
I want to curl up in a fetal position and cry.
Submitted by xxyxz on November 1, 2008 - 11:32pm.
*group hug*
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watch those hands buddy.
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Alphabet girl!! Smooch times!
Submitted by soraya on November 1, 2008 - 11:37pm.
Yeah, like they even let Aubrey into the club / party.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
@ . *smooches* to you too...
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your hatred energizes me. bring it on and watch me radiate!...(nicole julian)
lol
Submitted by letinstar on November 1, 2008 - 11:30pm.
poor sad little dog...i'm refering to the white furry one on the left...
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LETTY! *saunters up to you and sneaks a kiss on your cheek*
I agree. That little doggie looks like he could paw/pen a 'tell-all' himself.
That poor abused dog. What do these bitches do with their pet accessories when they get into the party/club is what I want to know; I can't imagine they can put them down, some other poor fuck probably has to clean up any messes, the noise must fucking terrify them and a million other fucked up things things. CUNTS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4b7o4CJDdw is another great example of a Little Mermaid Gone Wild parody.
Sample lyrics:
Look at my face.. check out my chest
wouldn't you say clam shell bras are the best?
Looking around, wouldn't you say.. hey..I could tap that.
I want to be like the people are
Not with fins but with real genitaliaaaa
rolling around in the--what do you call them? -- sheets.
I wish too :(
I need a diet coke and half a Vicodin E.S
Submitted by xxyxz on November 1, 2008 - 11:19pm.
Hi My2Cents
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Heya xxyxz (can't pronounce, so I read it as zexy)!
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Submitted by Sheeps on November 1, 2008 - 11:26pm.
Dot and XX: As they say, you won't feel a thing, just a little prick.
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There'll be no more AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH but you may feel a little sick...
*feels dizzy*
Sheeps, I'm feeling sheepish...I'm...I'm...wow...the colors...my hands are making trails...
I keed. I wish.
*pout*
*group hug*
Actually .. she's a spokeswomen for PETA they <3 her! SO I hardly think they'll go after her.
poor sad little dog...i'm refering to the white furry one on the left...
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your hatred energizes me. bring it on and watch me radiate!...(nicole julian)
Submitted by xxyxz on November 1, 2008 - 11:28pm.
It's okay... I'm used to it
hahahahaha. (I got the dumb giggles.)
Submitted by Team Valtrex on November 1, 2008 - 11:17pm.
Had I known you needed drillin........
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Your proffer coupled with your avatar from a movie I hold close to my beatin' heart prompts me to say without rancor or mean-spiritedness...
"DRILL, BABY, DRILL!"
Five, Five...Five dolla foot long.
You're welcome. I fucking HATE brain draining jingles that get stuck in your cranium.
Can I just (((HUG))) all of you whores? I'm having lonely times in the heart dept. Man-pig is falling asleep in front of foozball tv.
Sheepz
It's okay... I'm used to it
Dot and XX: As they say, you won't feel a thing, just a little prick.
(hahahahaha. I messed up.)
I smell an idiom
Uhhh. I hope it takes longer then that!!
Submitted by xxyxz on November 1, 2008 - 11:19pm.
ok, just give me a minute
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
P.S Love the classic Oklahoma Siggy!
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LMAO..... I do too!
Hi My2Cents
awww thanks :)i only have a minute but ill try to check back later :)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
No, I have no idea what I'm saying, or spelling.. I think I totally just ordered Oatmeal w/ a picture of Fran Drescher on the side.. -Oklahoma
Submitted by . on November 1, 2008 - 11:11pm.
Had I known you needed drillin........
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
i don't think there's a gay dude on this planet that doesn't have that song memorized front to back.
Submitted by . on November 1, 2008 - 10:55pm.
*ahem*
[wiggles butt and clears voice]
I've got gadgets and gizmos a plenty
I've got whozits and whatzits galoreeeeeeee
[batteries and lube required]
You want thingamabobs? I've got twenty!
[my therapist said I should only need one or two but it's a long, convoluted, x-rated Disney story, don't judge]
But who cares? [you don't right]
No big deal [roll da dice]
I want moreeeeeeeeeeeee [fuck it all]
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LOL. HAhaha! You funnay lady :)
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
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Same here... I HATE going to the dentist... I had an appointment on Thursday and didn't go..
I need to go this year though
*mumbles about Metlife*
I'd like to carry her around by her neck for awhile, see how she feels about it.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by xxyxz on November 1, 2008 - 11:07pm.
The fact that I have a toothache doesn't help
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I've had a toothache since 1990. I'm almost afraid to fix my tooth...not because of the dentist bill, not because of the dentist pain...but, because it may take away my 'angry bitch' and I've been embracing my 'angry bitch' for so long now...I dunno how I could deal without her.
This cunt uses her 'pet' as if it were an 'accessory'... I hope Patty Cakes bites her fucking face off.
Modianos in tha motherfuckin house!!!
<3 a ghetto heart for you my "fake "friend
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No, I have no idea what I'm saying, or spelling.. I think I totally just ordered Oatmeal w/ a picture of Fran Drescher on the side.. -Oklahoma
how do yall know my thoughts BEFORE I HAVE THEM? i may need to switch to heavy duty aluminum foil from now on.
Submitted by Madam Pince on November 1, 2008 - 9:39pm.
Ginger is not happy. If Ginger ain't happy, Madam Pince ain't happy. Let a decent person adopt your dog, whore, and go back to your corner.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on November 1, 2008 - 9:38pm.
That dog cannot be comfortable hanging like that.
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No, I have no idea what I'm saying, or spelling.. I think I totally just ordered Oatmeal w/ a picture of Fran Drescher on the side.. -Oklahoma
She just needs to quit! The make-up and give the dog away to somebody with a fucking brain!
Bitches like her really piss me off...
The fact that I have a toothache doesn't help
I can honestly say I have read this blog for 3 years.. and never commented. This post was the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. I love you Micheal K. Keep doing what you are doing.
Submitted by xxyxz on November 1, 2008 - 10:59pm.
Has she always had the wonk? Or is it just a bad picture?
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xxyxz, she may be a victim of the HEMC (heavy eye make-up crew). It's the canine that concerns me though...fucking bitch treats that pooch worse than an evening bag. RUFF!
Has she always had the wonk? Or is it just a bad picture?
Why do these stupid women drag poor dogs around with them for photo ops? Where's PETA when you need them?!!!???
*ahem*
[wiggles butt and clears voice]
I've got gadgets and gizmos a plenty
I've got whozits and whatzits galoreeeeeeee
[batteries and lube required]
You want thingamabobs? I've got twenty!
[my therapist said I should only need one or two but it's a long, convoluted, x-rated Disney story, don't judge]
But who cares? [you don't right]
No big deal [roll da dice]
I want moreeeeeeeeeeeee [fuck it all]
We need to wake up or bail out Mr. President.
LMAO! love the new lyrics. I used to be so good at lyric changing myself....
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must devote time to sex sessions and not use sex as a stick to beat one another.
I bet her trick or treat bag was filled with Valtrex, amoxicillan and latex gloves.
The 4th pic is the 1st time I've seen the herpes virus jump to a new species.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on November 1, 2008 - 10:16pm.
I can't believe one of her crabs has set up shop on that poor pup and she does nothing about it.
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HAHAHAHA.
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
That is one broke ass wig.
Can we crate this bitch like in ''Raiders of the Lost Ark''?
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I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
Submitted by TITS on November 1, 2008 - 10:13pm.
Such an aggressive little ball of wool you are.
Did you dress up for halloween? I'm guessing you went as a mitten.
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I went as a ballerina wearing stiletto heels. Yeah, I pulled it off just fine! My BF went as Jack Sparrow and he looked HWAT!!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
her lips look like hemorhoids !!!! poor ginger !! poor thing i'd like to adopt him
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