The Little Merslut
Out of all the shameless skanks who would wholehard-on-ly embrace Whoreoween, I thought Aubrey O'Day would be the biggest one. I figured she would come out with her titties blazing, but instead she covered up! Seriously, this is conservative for her ass.
Last night at some Hallopeen party in Las Vegas, Aubrey dressed up as a broke down Ariel who has fallen on hard times and is now whoring it out for her pimp Ursula in order to pay for her sea sponge addiction. Aubrey's suicide watch pooch, Ginger, paid homage to the crustaceans that live in her owner's snatch by dressing up as one.
You know that towards the end of the night, Aubrey went into the men's bathroom and serenaded the dudes with her own thrilling rendition of "Part of Your World": "I wanna be where the penises are.... I wanna suck, wanna suck them off good... Eating a round of that.... what do you call it? Oh - jizz! Showin' your tits, really gets you far.... My legs are open for humping, slamming... Stroking you off on my - what's that word again? Faaaaace!"
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I can't believe one of her crabs has set up shop on that poor pup and she does nothing about it.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Everyone knows that PP is the TRUE Ariel. The hair is the tell.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on November 1, 2008 - 10:09pm.
Socky!!! I swear, I did not touch your hair stash. OH...you hadn't mentioned that yet. Umm...nevermind.
Sorry about the fall...no really. *kisses* I only laughed 'cos I was readin sumfin funny. Yeah...readin...
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on November 1, 2008 - 10:09pm.
LMAO at the avie! *serious face & pouting* Just recovered from a fucking concussion when I landed on the ground cause someone sidestepped when I was taking a dive off the hamper. Other than that...I'm cool!
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Such an aggressive little ball of wool you are.
Did you dress up for halloween? I'm guessing you went as a mitten.
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Didn't Aubrey used to weigh like 20 pounds less???? She has no figure at all, though...:/ Plus I thought Ariela wore a BIKINI top that showed off her tiny waist and had beautiful, foamy RED hair?!?
"You smell like a baby prostitute." ~ Mean Girls
Submitted by TITS on November 1, 2008 - 10:02pm.
Hi Socky!
How's tricks?
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LMAO at the avie! *serious face & pouting* Just recovered from a fucking concussion when I landed on the ground cause someone sidestepped when I was taking a dive off the hamper. Other than that...I'm cool!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
she needs to support that dog from its bottom. she's holding it around the waist and letting the poor things legs dangle. that not confortable for a dog. poor thing.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on November 1, 2008 - 9:58pm.
Costume getup or not, I saw trannies at the market getting ready to work the corner that looked classier than this bitch on Whoreloween!! And by the way, bitch...put down the puppy.
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Listen to the monkey...put down the puppy...I don't want to have to hurt your skank ass...Ok, yes, I do, but please put down the puppy....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Hi Socky!
How's tricks?
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Costume getup or not, I saw trannies at the market getting ready to work the corner that looked classier than this bitch on Whoreloween!! And by the way, bitch...put down the puppy.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Eww, she has no waistline.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Brutal MK!;->
Who's in for staging an intervention and snatching that poor doggie?
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HAHAHAHAH u are so poetic i love it
OMG, I cringe everytime I see this WHOREANUS person draping her poor dog over her arm like a Birkin bag. His poor hindquarters and his spine must be killing him. It's a wonder PETA or the SPCA is not all over her stupid ass. Pray she never has a baby, as I'm sure it's head would constantly be lolling all about as she'd drop him in the chest pouch and forget he was there. UGH!
Ginger is not happy. If Ginger ain't happy, Madam Pince ain't happy. Let a decent person adopt your dog, whore, and go back to your corner.
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“Tomorrow's just a future yesterday."
I just sang those lyrics to my boyfriend. Hilarious! Now everytime I watch The Little Mermaid, I'm gonna think of these lyrics. Too funny!
That dog cannot be comfortable hanging like that.
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Seriously - the guy from the Bachelorette is there WITH her? Or he's just there NEAR her? Unlikely couple alert.
god, she is so awkwardly shaped and likes to show it off.
The saddest part is that Aubrey used to be a very attractive girl
Looks like she's saying "Prunes."
"I used to be Snow White... but I drifted."
-Mae West
where in the fuck have you been MK?
Submitted by dead-actress on November 1, 2008 - 9:01pm.
Is that Lana? She sure is puuurrdy.
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
The Part of Your World remix is my new jam!
when is she going to wake up and go back to the way she used to be?
um, isn't that the dude from the bachelorette?? wth is he doing with her?
Is that Sebastian? Wait, many little Sebastians?
Who dat 40 y/o ho tryna look 25?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
LOVE the new lyrics. Laughed my ass off.
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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K
That's not tacky at all!
I feel sorry for the dog.
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People are crazy and times are strange.
That poor puppy. As for the attention whore, she needs to feel my stilleto heel in her eye.
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