Being Around Chestica Is Bad For Your Head
The big-tittied frog and her lezzie lover and my girl crush, Ken Paves, left Madeo last night when chaos ensued!! It must have been a slow night on the celebwhore stroll, because the paps went crazy trying to get a picture of that dumb bitch. Ken Paves, being the princess in shiny hair that he is, tried to protect Chestica's weave and kept pushing back the paps. One of the cameras didn't appreciate Ken pushing at its owner, so it slapped that bitch in the head. I'm sure Ken is used to being slapped in the face with hard objects, but he probably wasn't ready for this shit.
Ken's pristine female-to-male tranny face started bleeding! Yes, he actually bleeds real blood. Shocking, right? Ken and Chestica immediately went to the hospital to fix up his owie.
Ken is a big girl and I'm sure he'll be fine after a couple of switches and a taint slap. Besides, Ken is used to intense pain in his head. I mean, he's been forced to listen to Chestica's frog yodel live. And maybe now that he's been knocked in the head, he'll start doing good hair. I always try to look on the bright side!
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Submitted by M.E. on November 4, 2008 - 1:09pm.
You cannot possibly be serious in mistaking Paves for Johnny Depp.
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I never do (I've been seeing Paves for years here), but somehow that shot!! I just went through the comments & glad I'm not the only one
You cannot possibly be serious in mistaking Paves for Johnny Depp.
I was wondering why Depp would be anywhere near Chestica before seeing Paves name.
He looks handsome. I just saw his profile on SEXY*WEALTHY dating site --★★★★--K i s s M i l l i o n a i r e S. C o m --★★★★--. It is said he has a crush on wealthy young women on that site.
i didn't read this post and i don't know who that is, but looking at the comments...
i'm glad that people agree that this guy looks like the love child of johnny depp and ashton kutcher.
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What's that big bloated biatch doing making HIM protect HER? He should be riding on her shoulders where he's safe.
(quote from Joe Schmoe) " At first glance I thought that was Johnny Depp. Ugh. Blasphemy."
I know, me too! Hey, I didn't know Ken paves was so cute, he's kinda cute. If I were a gay man, I'd def. be attracted to him, he really is a cutie. Is he "ugh," really? I know next to nothing about Ken Paves except for what Michael K tells us, that he's Jessica Simpson's personal hairdresser and official gay-guy BFF.
What, however, is going the fuck ON with these goddamn papparazzi, jesus - can they not get all up so damn CLOSE in a bitch's face like that, thonking them on the head and shit? That's ridiculous. That pap deserves to have his foot run over by a Mack truck, or something, fucking assHOLE. ASShole. I wonder if pretty Ken Paves will sue the guy for this?
Paves so wants to play wide receiver for Romo.
Is it me or does Paves always have that same vest on?
Why would anyone want a picture of Queef Jerky?
Jessica looks good for once but that dude is trying to hard to look like Depp and its creepy.
.Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
That dude has a touch of the Johnny Depps. I'd like to have a little touch of the Johnny Depps myself. Hehe.
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Submitted by Sandbitch on November 2, 2008 - 5:13pm.
Oh yeah, 2 cents and I were duelling avatars yesterday. Y'all were asleep up in Canada.
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And TITS!! Yesterday was hot. Hot Vanilla Ice crotchfruit times.
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Submitted by angel_i on November 2, 2008 - 3:51pm.
ANYHWORE! I saw these avvies and they were SO funnay!!! I was all drunk and tippy and tryna see straight and there Bobby's ass! with (Vanilla Ice???)'s hands...??? over it's EYES?!? Is that MK...? and this one lol..they were just funny is all.
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Oh yeah, 2 cents and I were duelling avatars yesterday. Y'all were asleep up in Canada.
First glance: thought it was Ashton Kutcher.
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Girlie has some serious tittays.I;d hit it.
Submitted by WildBee on November 2, 2008 - 3:42pm.
LOL! I'll bet it was a present from Paves.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Sandbitch on November 2, 2008 - 3:37pm.
That boy over there, he ain't dancin' around today.
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Omg, now I really can't tell what time it is!
ANYHWORE! I saw these avvies and they were SO funnay!!! I was all drunk and tippy and tryna see straight and there Bobby's ass! with (Vanilla Ice???)'s hands...??? over it's EYES?!? Is that MK...? and this one lol..they were just funny is all.
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Submitted by Deb on November 2, 2008 - 12:08pm.
Did Jessica come directly from the airport to dinner? She looks like she's carrying her luggage.
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That's not luggage, it's a Bag Full-O-Weave. You never know when you might get caught with the wrong weave on. You have to not only be careful, but prepared.
That boy over there, he ain't dancin' around today.
For a split second I also thought it was Johnny Depp... disturbing.
Submitted by joe shmoe on November 2, 2008 - 9:55am.
At first glance I thought that was Johnny Depp. Ugh. Blasphemy.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on November 2, 2008 - 11:27am.
I'm kind of digging that Johnny Depp beard/moustache combination he's got going on.
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I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought that! For a moment there, I thought I was going insane or something.
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Did Jessica come directly from the airport to dinner? She looks like she's carrying her luggage.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
They are nothing short of a freak show. If I saw them walking down the street I'd probably laugh really loud at them by accident.
well atleast he's real and not made out of wax.....
though i have to say that the blood seem pretty red
Frogs can yodel? Fancy that!
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I'm kind of digging that Johnny Depp beard/moustache combination he's got going on.
There are lots of his fans on ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^ club for professional athletes, moive stars and millionaires talking about him recently.
Usually we don't see the paps from the "stars" perspective but, that's about what it looks like all the time. They have to take tiny steps and hope the paps will back up or get out of the way.
On the other side of that coin, there are plenty of places to eat that don't have hoards of paps blocking the door. You'll note its just a few stars getting all the attention. The others choose to live and eat elsewhere. Some of them, even with the best intentions of avoiding the paps, just cant leave their homes much at all.
A real wound?! Ha! I thought, What a GREAT halloween costume idea: just one simple drop of blood running down the face. How cynical of muah.
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If the camera hit Jessica in the head you know it wouldn't hurt anything. It would probably sound like a gong.
Submitted by Sheeps on November 2, 2008 - 11:08am.
Submitted by angel_i on November 2, 2008 - 11:03am.
You? Angry? Has someone secretly replaced the real Angel? Would you like some soothing herbal tea
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*sigh* Alas, not unless you can make Britney drive Jessucka and Justin to India to go get it. (they can fly a little, too - that would be ok: but Britney's gotta do ALL the driving. especially when they get there:)
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Submitted by angel_i on November 2, 2008 - 11:03am.
You? Angry? Has someone secretly replaced the real Angel? Would you like some soothing herbal tea?
I hope Ken Paves sue the paps if it is their fault. Stars put themselves out there to be photographed but they don't deserve a head butt. Well unless, we are talking about Paris Hilton, Speidi, or Aubrey O'Whatshername.
On another note, not to be mean, but I too think Jessica is looking a bit chunk-a-fied.
@Sheeps:
Grrrrrr. See? Anger. Usually I'd be like: That's hot. (STOLEN! From Paris Hilton!;p)
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Submitted by angel_i on November 2, 2008 - 10:53am.
I'd let her get away with it if she'd let me play quarterback.
Submitted by Sheeps on November 2, 2008 - 10:52am.
Submitted by angel_i on November 2, 2008 - 10:50am.
I demand perfection from my stars. If I wanted to look at ordinary and overweight, I'd take the bus.
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Ok, but you'd let her get away with it if she could sing, right?
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Submitted by angel_i on November 2, 2008 - 10:50am.
I demand perfection from my stars. If I wanted to look at ordinary and overweight, I'd take the bus.
Women like Jessucka make me like boyish women more and more...ok, not really...I like boyish women but I like bodacious curves too. But on her they kinda make me angry.
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Submitted by Sheeps on November 2, 2008 - 10:16am.
Jessica looks chunky.
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What is UP with you, Sheeps? Are you dating a fat girl? You are, aren't you? ;p
(no offense, fat girls - it's ALL on him!)
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I like that the photo looks like he has two different types of hair on his head. heehee
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2008 is really just not Ken Paves' year.
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It was actually a setup that went wrong. Chestica asked her pap friends to hit her so she could generate sympathy and get yet another nose reduction, but they missed.
This is front page news in Russia. She has the number one movie over there. I shudder to think how bad movie number two must have been to make that happen.
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I'm sure it's just Jessica's tampon blood.
Jessica looks chunky.
Chestica has two faces.
One, the gap-mouthed twit, the other the glowering fish pout.
I wonder which one she made after Ken got his boo-boo?
At first glance I thought that was Johnny Depp. Ugh. Blasphemy.
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