Sunday, November 2nd 2008
Tori, Halloween Is Over!
Okay, Tori. Halloween times is over now. It's time to take off your lovechild of Jabba the Hutt and Cojo face mask. The costume was a frightening success, but the children are starting to slap at their eyeballs and grown men are on their knees crying "mercy."
Here's Tori the Hutt still playing Halloween with her creepy husband, their son Liam and his son Jack at "Backyardigans Live!" in Los Angeles yesterday. Autism curer Jenny McCarthy also showed up with her son.
I have no idea who or what the "Backyardigans" are, but is this the kind of thing parents have to go see? And is it considered "bad parenting" if you drop acid before or during the performance, because I think that's the only way I could ever deal with this shit.
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I must be the only one that likes Tori and Dean. WTF is a Backyardigans? Looks like someone on an acid trip. I'll pass.
Submitted by Lixa on November 2, 2008 - 10:10pm.
And Jenny McCarthy is so much more fucking irratating now that shes a serious "mom with a cause".
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OMG, so true. I just hate those people. I also feel really, really bad for them, since they apparently cannot have an identity besides being someone's "Mommy". If that's what being a mother turns you into, then I know I've made the right choice to never breed. It looks like hell on Earth. Man, is there ANYTHING about being a parent that doesn't suck? Because from where I'm sitting, it all looks like a bunch of crap.
I prefer the less saccharine, inner-city version: "Hoodratians."
Please dont hate me for this comment but Jenny's son doesnt look all that cured to me....
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Please dont hate me for this comment but Jenny's son doesnt look all that cured to me....
Submitted by parissucksliterally on November 2, 2008 - 3:42pm.
Submitted by lizzieb on November 2, 2008 - 3:23pm.
edited for spelling- literally- too much wine with Sunday roast.
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you ate Kidman's CHILD?
how COULD YOU?
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Oh lighten up- it was only a pillow :)
Think happy thoughts!
why don't you all lay off the hater*ade ;-) she is pretty....
Holy shit she IS Jabba the Hutt. This is one of those rare situations where I would actually ENCOURAGE plastic surgery! I know she has been there done that, and that didnt even help! Yikes. She is fuct.
Wow, she REALLY IS butt fugly. I mean wow...you gotta be kidding me. She would be absofucking-lutely nothing if it wasnt for her father's money. She has no talent, no looks....and after the number she did with running away and getting knocked up by someone who is married, she also apparently doesnt have character either.
I think of all the wasted carbon in this world, she is right there on top...
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I saw she has a personal blog on ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^, a private site for fitness & celebrity I heard of from a friend of mine. Does she want to hook up with strong guys?
Submitted by jussayin on November 2, 2008 - 9:55pm.
someone with photoshop skill put a blonde wig on an old Aaron pic...
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Done. But seriously - that guy's been old for EVAH!
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Maybe its just me, but I dont think Tori looks *that* bad here.
And Jenny McCarthy is so much more fucking irratating now that shes a serious "mom with a cause".
Are you serious she's had plastic surgery? I was so going to say 'Shit, plastic surgery wouldn't help that mess....'
GWAD Whori is scary.
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someone with photoshop skill put a blonde wig on an old Aaron pic...
Tori looks JUST like her daddy! poor thing...
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must devote time to sex sessions and not use sex as a stick to beat one another.
the dr lady on the today show called Jenny Mcdxcarrthy dangerous this week!!! bahahahah
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Submitted by Jan_In_The_Pan on November 2, 2008 - 9:30pm.
Tori and Dean got "Pay it Forward" karma--you're not that fug now unless you really screwed up bad in a past life.
Bye! Good
Crazies are crazies. They're just looking for a target for their projections.--angel_i
Submitted by Albatross on November 2, 2008 - 8:40pm.
Gaaaah! And I thought she was fugly with make-up ON!
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No, she's got plenty of make up on...The first coat didn't take...Yeah, when you are painting that much fug...well, you need a primer, a first coat, a top coat, and a gloss to seal it all in... Yeah, something went wrong in the painting process, but again, she tried to fix the fug...She failed, but she tried...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I'm predicting this he-skank is waiting for Candy Spelling to snuff it and then, when Tori's got an inheritance from Mommy, he'll take his fifty percent and dump her fugly ass. That'll be karma paying her back for being an adultress.
Then, when he's headed for his girlfriend's house, he can die some manner of violent death. That'll be karma paying him back.
Deep down (deep, deep down) I'm a romantic. *dabbing at my watery eyes*
Gaaaah! And I thought she was fugly with make-up ON!
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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
Submitted by Aunt Bea on November 2, 2008 - 7:49pm.
Dean and his older son are not smiling with their eyes.
Pfötchenstellung!
I'm happy to see Tori bought herself a family life. I can't wait until Dean gets caught with his finger up the Nanny's no no hole.
As for Jenny and her long chin, she's a publicity whore.
Submitted by Jan_In_The_Pan on November 2, 2008 - 6:04pm.
Nice in the "knowingly screwing around with a married man" way, right?
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Exactly.
Pfötchenstellung!
Who's Jenny's son's dad? I can't remember if she had him with Jim Carrey or if she got together with him after having given birth already.
Anyway, I really don't like her. Other famous people, who have autistic children, brought attention to the cause and much bigger contributions to a solution With her, I get the impression she's sadly using this as a pr stunt and thereby degrading others' efforts.
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Nice in the "knowingly screwing around with a married man" way, right? Hmm...
Meh I don't mind Tori, she seems nice.
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Is it just me or does Jenny's kid appear to have a severe case of Shannon Doherty face?
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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K
Why is MK posting a picture of the vicar's potato again today?
And why is it wearing pink plaid?
Crazies are crazies. They're just looking for a target for their projections.--angel_i
Nice how Jenny just happened to wear her false eyelashes to take her son out for the day...or was it really for a PHOTO OP?
Attention whore much?
Droppin Kids Off in the Pool
Submitted by lizzieb on November 2, 2008 - 3:23pm.
So, what first attracted you to the rich media heiress formerly known as Miss Spelling?
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Submitted by TITS on November 2, 2008 - 3:48pm.
I'm so proud to live in an advanced society that doesn't award value to people based upon external appearances.
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Amen, Tits. Now I have to barf up those 5 lifesavers I add for lunch so I fit into my size -2 pants.
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Submitted by Sheeps on November 2, 2008 - 3:46pm.
Submitted by angel_i on November 2, 2008 - 3:40pm.
You TOTALLY just reminded me of this!
I have danced many times to the "Too Fat for Me" polka in a German community back east. If memory serves, beer might have been involved.
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LOL! The gang (read: stoned and drunk study group ;p) I used to hang in HS - the male half of that gang LOVED to sing this when they got drunk. Like loud - and anywhere. I feel silly and giggly just thinking about it.
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Submitted by TITS on November 2, 2008 - 3:48pm.
Except in Hollywood, where nearly everyone is judged on appearance.
I'm so proud to live in an advanced society that doesn't award value to people based upon external appearances.
It's great to know that we've evolved isn't it? That people aren't judged to be lesser human beings or worthy of derision based upon the chance of birth.
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Submitted by angel_i on November 2, 2008 - 3:40pm.
You TOTALLY just reminded me of this!
I have danced many times to the "Too Fat for Me" polka in a German community back east. If memory serves, beer might have been involved.
Submitted by lizzieb on November 2, 2008 - 3:23pm.
So, what first attracted you to the rich media heiress formerly known as Miss Spelling?
edited for spelling- literally- too much wine with Sunday roast.
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you ate Kidman's CHILD?
how COULD YOU?
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Sweet love's showin' us a heavenly light, never seen such a beautiful sight
See love glowin' on us every night, I know forever we'll be doin' it right
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@Sheeps:
HAHA! You TOTALLY just reminded me of this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtmuXWCFQzE&feature=related
and I found it too, omg. lol
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Has that woman had cheek implants? They look like superballs.
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I'm sure it's been said before, but ... da-AAAMN, she's a monument to the limits of cosmetic surgery. Daddy's money fueled years of war against that ugly by the best cosmetic surgeons in the world, and all for naught. That is some hardcore, balls-to-the-wall Ugly. Respect!
F*** the Backyardigans! It's all about Yo Gabba Gabba!
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Submitted by angel_i on November 2, 2008 - 3:25pm.
O you and your thin, thin, thin!!!
hahahahaha. I'm REALLY shallow.
Submitted by lizzieb on November 2, 2008 - 3:23pm.
So, what first attracted you to the rich media heiress formerly known as Miss Spelling?
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UM! Hel-LO! Aaron Spelling's her Dad, duh!
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Submitted by Sheeps on November 2, 2008 - 11:52am.
Submitted by Deb on November 2, 2008 - 11:49am.
I'm not sure when she had surgery, but she was passable when she was thin and in 90210.
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O you and your thin, thin, thin!!!
She just had a baby! And she got her body back after the first, right?
She's just a butterface is all. There is no hope for that face - like Rumer. Women like her have to develop character. And if they don't - this is what happens;p
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So, what first attracted you to the rich media heiress formerly known as Miss Spelling?
edited for spelling- literally- too much wine with Sunday roast.
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Think happy thoughts!
Monkees! Spellimg. I was still hung up on Lancelot Link. Davy Jones, sigh.
Hey, I'm ripping at my petticoat here Deb - haven't been able to get any sound out of youtube since the Banana Splits theme! WTF
**WAILS**
Submitted by Sandbitch on November 2, 2008 - 2:47pm.
I loved the Monkees too! Davy was my first crush at age 5!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Deb on November 2, 2008 - 2:28pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on November 2, 2008 - 2:20pm.
Sandbitch, I love you for that link! That was one rockin' intro! I haven't seen that since the 70's.
==> It was my pleasure Deb - takes a bitch back! I loved the Monkeys too. Good times.
YIKES!! Tori's son is one lucky kid!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on November 2, 2008 - 2:20pm.
Sandbitch, I love you for that link! That was one rockin' intro! I haven't seen that since the 70's.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"