Sunday, November 2nd 2008
Tori, Halloween Is Over!
Okay, Tori. Halloween times is over now. It's time to take off your lovechild of Jabba the Hutt and Cojo face mask. The costume was a frightening success, but the children are starting to slap at their eyeballs and grown men are on their knees crying "mercy."
Here's Tori the Hutt still playing Halloween with her creepy husband, their son Liam and his son Jack at "Backyardigans Live!" in Los Angeles yesterday. Autism curer Jenny McCarthy also showed up with her son.
I have no idea who or what the "Backyardigans" are, but is this the kind of thing parents have to go see? And is it considered "bad parenting" if you drop acid before or during the performance, because I think that's the only way I could ever deal with this shit.
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Do you remember Lancelot Link? There are a few episodes on youtube if'n you ever get bored...
Four banana, three banana, two banana, one
All bananas playin' in the bright warm sun.
Flippin' like a pancake, popping like a cork
Fleegle, Bingo, Drooper an' Snork
Tra la la la la la
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2se2I70CJ0&feature=related
heheh
Submitted by starsign on November 2, 2008 - 1:02pm.
OMG, The Banana Splits! I used to love them! I have no idea who they were supposed to be, but after all the weed I've smoked since they were on, I still remember their names: Fleegle, Bingo, Drooper, and Snorky!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
The Banana Splits were great, what about Captain Kool and the Kongs??? Michael Lembecks main claim to fame, HR Puffinstuff, oh yeah, Sigmund and the SeaMonsters, I'm taking that trip down memory lane, laugh laugh laugh
The backyardagains are fantastic, I watch it with my little girl, I know the theme song by heart and she has the little stuffed animals, it's a cute show with a nice message. Thank God it's not fucking Barney or the Teletubbies, that shit I wouldn't allow in the house.
Submitted by GARNETGIRL13 on November 2, 2008 - 1:45pm.
I would have pretended to be unable to speak too, if I was McCarthy's kid.
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Submitted by starsign on November 2, 2008 - 1:02pm.
MAKEUP!
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I would have pretended to be unable to speak too, if I was McCarthy's kid.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on November 2, 2008 - 12:11pm.
Submitted by Mr. President on November 2, 2008 - 12:05pm.
And that is FORMER O'Day fan club member, Sheeps. It's all about Summer Glau, now.
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Former? Lie-Teller! lol
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Nevermind that. He's not called "Mr. President" for nothing you know.
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I can;t stand McCarthy either. She was never funny, and now she is even more annoying.
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See love glowin' on us every night, I know forever we'll be doin' it right
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The Backyardigans rule! Theyre one of the only tolerable kid shows around. Pablo, Uniqua, Oscar, Tyrone, and Tasha!
Talking of weird kids shows...can anyone here remember the Banana Splits? That was one crazy, weird and wonderful show. I still can't quite understand what the Banana Splits were meant to be lol? Where they dogs, elephants, cats, hybrids? I remember they were pretty zany. I loved those little cars they drove around in. And don't even get me started on H'R Puff'n'stuff. They was one whacky, groovy show. I absolutely loved it, Whitchy Poo ruled!
That husband is a creepy sort and can't seem to appear any less creepy no matter what.
I can't believe I'm saying this but Spelling actually looks much better without all that goop that she generally prances in front of the camera with.
It looks like Tori's multiple nose jobs are failing. She better stop now, while she actually has a nose left.
Sheeps, I already have a 'Serenity' poster featuring Summer. Don't laugh too hard.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on November 2, 2008 - 12:29pm.
This is Summer. Cute.
Que linda! (She's over 18, right?) Next step: maybe replace *one or two* of the Aubrey posters with Summer's?
Sheeps: This is Summer. Cute.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on November 2, 2008 - 12:05pm.
It's all about Summer Glau, now.
Can we expect an avie change, too?
Thanks EvilShoe ahh the memories!
I think at some point Tori needs to embrace the darker blonde--the severe bleach thing doesn't compliment--but she does have an obvious handicap.
Submitted by EvilShoe on November 2, 2008 - 12:07pm.
Schoolhouse Rock- How a Bill Becomes a Law
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Oh, my favorite is the funky toon "Verb: That's what's happening!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTgCy0slwdg
i love the backyardigans...and more importantly, my nephew loves them...it keeps him quiet for almost 10 minutes...and gives me peace for 10 minutes...
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your hatred energizes me. bring it on and watch me radiate!...(nicole julian)
I gotta give Tori some credit. She tried to fix the fug. She failed miserably, yes, but she tried...One should always try to fix the fug, and if you fail, then paint the fug with lotsa make up like Tori usually does. Nobody need to see your nekkid fug!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Sheeps on November 2, 2008 - 12:06pm.
Thanks Sheeps!
♥ I'm taking requests...♥
Why would they bring the older kid to this? That must totally suck for the kid.
PS: I always type with my fingers crossed, Socky. HAHA.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by gigi jenkins on November 2, 2008 - 12:10pm.
Go to youtube.com and search for it, I just saw it on there.
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by Mr. President on November 2, 2008 - 12:05pm.
It's all about Summer Glau, now.
Someone named Summer Glau tried to sell me Girl Scout cookies outside Pavilions yesterday. As you know, watch out for those rebound relationships: they make the Hindenburg look like a toaster fire.
MK. That joke is as old as my ass, like fine tanned pleather.
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Submitted by Mr. President on November 2, 2008 - 12:05pm.
And that is FORMER O'Day fan club member, Sheeps. It's all about Summer Glau, now.
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Former? Lie-Teller! lol
Falwell? I hope the mortician put purple big girl panties on him before dressing him in his dead suit. I hated that sanctimonious little prick.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
I would LOVE to get my hands on some Electric Company--looooved that show!! How about the 3-2-1 Contact--hated that show but it was always on--I sucked at science and math maybe that's why!! Oh the good old days--and yes I did eat pop tarts!
Haha! Parents and cartoon-watchers much around here? Everyone loves the kid threads.
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Schoolhouse Rock- How a Bill Becomes a Law
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEJL2Uuv-oQ
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by gigi jenkins on November 2, 2008 - 11:55am.
Hell yes for the old school shows!
I got my son Voltron, that show was the shit before Transformers.
Conjunction Junction, what's your function!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkO87mkgcNo
I loved the character that did "I'm just a bill on capital hill"
OMG and Fat Albert! Loved that show.
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by Vadge on November 2, 2008 - 12:00pm.
Thanks for remembering! Nope, no responses (I think I shall be forever "iconless")...
Go to "my profile" above, then "edit," then "upload picture." I think the software will automatically resize any .jpg or .gif. Be sure to refresh the frame after you upload the pic, or the new avatar won't appear. A lot of the posters here are pretty techy, so they can help you if it doesn't work right away.
Too bad Falwell isn't around anymore, because the Backyardigan in the pink looks sorta gay.
And that is FORMER O'Day fan club member, Sheeps. It's all about Summer Glau, now.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by EvilShoe on November 2, 2008 - 12:02pm.
How about it? I'm sure being super-skinny cuts down on the face-fat, but come on!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Who decided to put Tori in front of a camera? Cause she's painful to look at. Fucking painful.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Deb on November 2, 2008 - 12:01pm.
LMAO at the photo. No way this bitch has EVER looked like that on her own!!
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Dick happens! - MK
This is the least ugly pic of Tori I have ever seen. Behold the wonder of Photoshop!
http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/torispelling/tori_spellin...
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
The Backyardigans are hot shit! Those bitches have a dance number in every show, and how can you not love an animated show with a character named Uniqua? I'm not sure about the live version, however. I think you may have to share some pharm with me on that one, MK.
I don't even have kids and I watch this shit. The simple, repetitious theme song is so soothing, especially when you're coming down from a night of play.
Hi Sheeps,
Thanks for remembering! Nope, no responses (I think I shall be forever "iconless")...
Backyardigans. Is that some kinda beer garden for kids?
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Submitted by Sheeps on November 2, 2008 - 11:52am.
Submitted by Deb on November 2, 2008 - 11:49am.
I'm not sure when she had surgery
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SURGERY????? but why would you say such a horrible thing? remember one of her dad's 10,000 exotci birds bit her on the nose (beak) and she NEEEDED IT. I wonder how many other anumal bites she has excuse for the other surgeries. Cheeks, eyes, on and on.. ugh
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by Mr. President on November 2, 2008 - 11:53am.
I'd have to be a mile high on something to bang Tori Spelling. FUG.
1. This from the O'Day Fan Club? 2. I don't know: six hours and four brandies into an international flight? Come on....
I use to worry about my kids watching these crazy shows but they usually are just phases. My son loves everything for about a week and then is all set. I bought him a dvd set of Super Friends from back in the day--the Hall of Justice and Legion of Doom is the shizzit!!
These celebs all sound the same Gweny Paltrow and Jenny preach the same milk and white sugar are devil--yeah that diet has worked wonders for scary Vadge--her poor kids probably drool when out in the real world! Plus everything they preach is prepared by personal chefs and personal trainers!! Thats great you cured your son jenny but when that is your main job in life cause you have no career and don't have to have one then maybe every kid would be better!!
rant over!!
OMG I love the Backyardigan's!
Submitted by Vadge on November 2, 2008 - 11:44am.
Did someone answer your Q about getting an avatar (icon) yesterday?
Submitted by Sheeps on November 2, 2008 - 11:05am.
I'd have to be a mile high on something to bang Tori Spelling. FUG.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Deb on November 2, 2008 - 11:49am.
I'm not sure when she had surgery, but she was passable when she was thin and in 90210. Maybe she was happier then, living in a house that rivaled Versailles and in line to inherit.
Why do you think Tori's husband is creepy?
An asshole, yes. I would agree with that. I have seen a few episode of their show and he does not mention his daughter with his ex-wife ONCE. He also left his family three weeks after the adoption was finalized, I believe.
I like Tori. I read her book and she seems like a very nice person. I hope someone richer doesn't come along, because he will be GONE
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The daughter his ex wife adopted is NOT his kid legally or otherwise. He left his ex wife before the adoption was final, and chose not to be an adoptive parent.
Why would he mention an adopted child of his ex wife that he has no role in its life, or legal or emotional ties?
I am not saying what he did in his relationship with his wife was right, but he certainly has not responsibility to a kid he didn't adopt, and has no relationship with.