Sunday, November 2nd 2008
Tori, Halloween Is Over!
Okay, Tori. Halloween times is over now. It's time to take off your lovechild of Jabba the Hutt and Cojo face mask. The costume was a frightening success, but the children are starting to slap at their eyeballs and grown men are on their knees crying "mercy."
Here's Tori the Hutt still playing Halloween with her creepy husband, their son Liam and his son Jack at "Backyardigans Live!" in Los Angeles yesterday. Autism curer Jenny McCarthy also showed up with her son.
I have no idea who or what the "Backyardigans" are, but is this the kind of thing parents have to go see? And is it considered "bad parenting" if you drop acid before or during the performance, because I think that's the only way I could ever deal with this shit.
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Submitted by Sheeps on November 2, 2008 - 11:05am.
Sheeps, I shudder even more picturing Tori in the Mile High Club, or having any sort of sexy times! Back in the day, I'm sure her dad's Money made her doable.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by angel_i on November 2, 2008 - 11:39am.
I think Jenny McCarthy is crazy. Not like: haha she's crazy. I really do think she's a little nuts. Jim Carrey too.
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I feel the same way! Can you imagine the hyperactive monkey sex they probably have????
I also feel bad for Other Kid. There's no way a kid his age enjoyed Backyardigans unless they shot him with a tranquilizer gun.
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Ever since Jenny wrote that book about how to "cure" autism, I feel like she parades her kid around to sell more copies ("see folks, it works!")
I think Jenny McCarthy is crazy. Not like: haha she's crazy. I really do think she's a little nuts. Jim Carrey too.
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Jenny is blind and/or delusional. And unfortunately her kid is the one that's going to suffer because of her ignorance of the situation.
Personally, I think Dean looks more like a weasel than a rat.
Jenny McCarthy, I cannot stand this rode hard put away wet BITCH. I don't know what the hell she's spouting off about at the moment, i'm not a believer that vaccines cause autism. My kids have been fully vaccinated in fact i've not heard of any child in our area that got autism from a vaccine, I think she's too dammed extreme. But whatever, her son is cured, doesn't look like it, but I do hope that he's better able to live his life with the autism. Sorry you don't cure autism, you can control the affects and you change and adapt to live with it but it never goes away, why she thinks it does it beyond me. Maybe she got her doctorate through the MTV school of Neurology. Yes I do know about the disease, I work with a group of Neurologists. I think that the underlying cause of Autism is something these kids are born with and at some point something triggers the disorder to kick in I'm sure it's environmental, but I don't believe it's caused by vaccines. If that were true than why has Autism just exploded within the last ten years? Vaccines have been around for many years why aren't older generations plagued with it as well? She's terrifying people into buying that crap. Don't get your kid vaccinated and see what happens. Any Pediatrician whose worth anything breaks down the schedule of vaccines just so that kids aren't getting to much at once. That's not a secret, it's a fact. In fact vaccines are safer now than they were ten years ago, five years ago, she needs to shut the fuck up and concertrate on her own kid. More importantly what the hell happened to Jim Carry, since he's been with her I haven't seen him in any movies, did he fall off the planet or is she using him for weird experiments?
What are those glasses? Blue Blockers?
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I'm sorry but from the looks of thumbnail 7, Jenny didnt "cure" anything.
I love the Backyardigans. Tyrone the Moose is awesome.
~yeah. like that~
"I wonder if that husband would be any less icky if he didn't constantly wear pervert eye glasses."
No, the icky comes from the rat face. Unless his new glasses resembled a paper bag, he's still be "child toucher" special.
Submitted by Vendicare on November 2, 2008 - 10:25am.
Poor "Other Kid". Dean has his arms around his cash family, but the older son is just off to the side.
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Vendicare, that is exactly what I thought!!! Poor "other kid" is forced to stand there and smell his brothers dirty diaper while dad makes "cozy" with his new family.
I remember Tori Spelling recently claiming to be a gay icon. In your dreams, Tori! Sure, she looks like a man in drag... but a very UGLY man in drag.
And Sheeps (10:23 am), I'm with you: McCarthy's kid still looks like a 'tard to me. Yeah, I know folks will bitch me out for calling a kid a 'tard but whatever: I calls 'em like I sees 'em. Besides which, I've got nothing against 'tard-- sh*t, I used to volunteer at Special Olympics when I was in high school-- I love 'tards! I'm just sick of hearing McCarthy telling us all what a saint she is. I remember back in the day when she was a host on MTV-- implants and empty, bleached-blonde head pulling faces almost as stupid as her current beau's and blabbering on like a moron. (The whole Jenny Craig endorsement thing doesn't add to her credibility.) How can anyone take her seriously?
Having said that, b*tch ain't funny or entertaining either! What a dud...
She is busy with her online dating thing, Her profile was seen at the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^ yesterday.
How old is Dean's oldest son? My son is 12 and he would've died of embarrassment had I tried to take him to a Backyardigans show with his little brothers.
I wonder if that husband would be any less icky if he didn't constantly wear pervert eye glasses.
Anyone wearing tints like that seems like they're trying to hide something to me. Full on sunglasses would be better.
and those little librarian frames don't make anyone look smarter except librarians.
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on November 2, 2008 - 11:06am.
Now seriously, guys! Why should these tv shows teach stuff to the kids?
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Cuz kids are workaholics. They love to learn - more than we do as we grow older. It's part of the fun. (they only really hate school cuz it's kind of a mean and nasty place)
PS. Yeah - and a LOT of children's entertainment is crap. I think people think: aw, they're just kids - they don't care. but stories are either well-told or they're not, regardless of the age group they're aimed at.
PPS. Checking "theirs", "they're", "there": Check. I've been having trouble with that.
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Submitted by Sheeps on November 2, 2008 - 11:13am.
Agreed, La Monquita. (Though I'm not sure he can control himself; it seems like that's all he does, anywhere.)
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Too bad the little boy is on the receiving end of both Carrey's behavior and Mommy's need for the spotlight. Fuck.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
angel_i: I love the Teletubbies, too.
I don't know; I just hate the Backyardigans. I suppose they teach something. Teamwork or something. Admittedly, it's not violent or mean; it's pretty harmless. It just rubs me the wrong way.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on November 2, 2008 - 11:08am.
Agreed, La Monquita. (Though I'm not sure he can control himself; it seems like that's all he does, anywhere.)
Poor Tori. Her fug face didn't stand a chance in these photos, especially next to Jenny.
McCartney looks very pretty as always. She haa a sick body and went to an obviously good plastic surgeon. Her boobs look good. Tori's look like she got her's done via Tara Reid's doctor.
Submitted by Sheeps on November 2, 2008 - 10:50am.
I wonder if Jim Carrey is "on" the whole time he's around Jenny and her kid, making rubbery faces, doing voices and double-takes, taking pratfalls. That can't be a good role model.
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That kind of Jim Carrey behavior gets kind of old after a while...reason I don't enjoy his comedies. I get bored b/c it's the same thing over and over. I would think autistic children have problems making transitions and behavior such as his doesn't help that little boy. Or maybe he knows that and limits his behavior.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Now seriously, guys! Why should these tv shows teach stuff to the kids? Don't they go to school already?
As long as the show is not teaching anything WRONG to the kid, I say it's fine. These cartoons should be fun and entertaining, that's all. And besides, most of these shows who try to be all educational and shit are completely moronic, anyway.
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Submitted by Deb on November 2, 2008 - 10:58am.
Every time I look at a picture of Tori, I shudder to think of what she'd look like WITHOUT all the plastic surgery daddy got her.
hahahahaha. Yup. I always think of a story I heard her tell on the radio about joining the Mile High Club. I think she was quite the ho way back when.
Tn the grand scheme of weird-ass shit that kids watch, the "Backyardigans" is about a 6 on a scale of 10, with the Doodlebops & Yo Gabba Gabba at an 11 b/c wow, the writers were on some serious drugs
My daughter was strung out on "The Wiggles" for a while and while it was cute, after a while, if I heard "Fruit Salad" one more time, I was going to shoot Murray in the face with an elephant gun.
Tori looks rough & Dean looks as creepy as ever.
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What in Sears Portrait Studio hell is this shit?! MK on Britney Spears' album "Circus"
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on November 2, 2008 - 10:56am.
Tinky Winky hosts his own show on HBO After Dark explaining the evolution of Sex Toys. Yeah, that FUCKED UP, RIDICULOUS show has been replaced with Yo Gabba Gabba, where one of the character puppets looks like a bumpy dildo.
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LMAO!!!
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
Whoa nelly, Hekki, you're scaring me.
People (Kids) say they love that show.
I get what you're saying tho - it's like, why not pull from all the positive influences in the environment rather than just the ones that are "comfortable"? It does make sense to have elements that are familiar - like Sesame Street, you know it was poor and dirty and you had Oscar the Grouch, but then you also had Maria and Gordon and Bob.
They teach nothing?? No rhyming, dance steps....abcs...? Nothing?
And go ahead and kill me now because I love the Teletubbies. But then - I'm kind of a stoner;p
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Wow. To prove her point - the bitch takes her "cured" autistic child to an event with a large crowd and no doubt..loud music. Poor baby.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Every time I look at a picture of Tori, I shudder to think of what she'd look like WITHOUT all the plastic surgery daddy got her.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
i'm not familiar with this show, but if you wanna see a cracked out kids show i vote for yo gabba gabba, i have watched a few times with my god-daughter. CRAZY. plus, that adorable joel mchale shows clips from it alot on the soup. :)
Tinky Winky hosts his own show on HBO After Dark explaining the evolution of Sex Toys. Yeah, that FUCKED UP, RIDICULOUS show has been replaced with Yo Gabba Gabba, where one of the character puppets looks like a bumpy dildo.
http://www.yogabbagabba.com/?page=News
Submitted by Mr. President on November 2, 2008 - 10:51am.
So I guess the Teletubbies are yesterday's fad, then. They've fallen so far that Tinky Winky was on the Surreal Life. Oh wait, that was Jose Canseco. Never mind.
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LOL! I got all excited there for a second!
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EvilShoe: Thought I might get flamed for that, but I don't see why they have to talk that way. I think it's insulting. You can have a character who is supposed to black without it sounding ghetto.
And I hate the way they have Baby Bear from Sesame Street and one of the Wonder Pets speak with that speech impediment that turns "r"s and "l"s into "w"s. Like "Sowwy" and "Bawak Obama". My sister argues that it makes the kids who have that problem feel included so they have a character to identify with. Is that why we have Amy Winehouse, then? To make junkies feel better about themselves?
Grrrrr.
These two are like variations on the theme "fugly bleach blonde"... Ick.
And I dunno that I'd be dragging my kids, especially "special needs" kids out for photo ops. Especially when you consider that she's claiming to have cured him when he really looks anything but "normal" in this pic.
I think any of these Hollywood types who parade their kids out to these events should be ashamed. Ten or more years ago you couldn't have picked most celeb kids out of a lineup. Quit whoring out your kids for PR, dammit.
So I guess the Teletubbies are yesterday's fad, then. They've fallen so far that Tinky Winky was on the Surreal Life. Oh wait, that was Jose Canseco. Never mind.
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I think Jenny McCarthey is beautiful. I am not loving her "new" haircut, but she is definitely a pretty lady. Anc actually, when she had dark here, it looked so good on her, brought out her eyes. SHe has a killer bod too. Liking those boots.
I wonder if Jim Carrey is "on" the whole time he's around Jenny and her kid, making rubbery faces, doing voices and double-takes, taking pratfalls. That can't be a good role model.
Oh and that backyardigans shit is annoying as fuck, reminds me of the teletubbies, or whatever the fuck you spell that shit-show.
But there are worse things out there, especially for little girls to watch, that's for sure.
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
Jenny is Alien Princess RiRi's older white sister.
Submitted by Hekki on November 2, 2008 - 10:42am.
You are right, I have had to correct my son when he tried to talk just like them. Thank god he's into other things now besides these kinds of shows.
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That Jenny McCarthy chick is mind-boggingly ugly. She also has the crazy eyes.
Tori was unfortunately-looking to begin with, but now she should hunt down her plastic surgeon and torture him with a fucking blowtorch.
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
I think Tori looks better without the pounds of makeup. She should touch up those roots, though.
And I hate the Backyardigans with a grand passion. The graphics are too bright and jerky and cheesy. The story lines are pointless and don't teach kids anything. And the characters are obese and talk like they're from the ghetto. And I'm NOT being racist. I love "Little Bill" because the characters are black without being token or exaggerated, and it teaches kids stuff and it's cozy and normal.
In the scheme of God-awful shit your kids watch, Backyardigans isn't that bad. Seeing it live though, WTF?
OMG the Backyardians on Dlisted! LOL
MK, you need to check into these kids shows, some are just fucked up. The Wiggles has Captain Feathersword. I immediately think of you when I see that name, not sure why! ha ha ha
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Oh Michael, Backyardigans is a kids cartoon show; I've watched it with my granddaughter. I don't quite agree with you on Tori. She's not that bad. And Jenny McC? Trying to enlighten us about autism and so pretty, too? Maybe you should lay off these 2??
BTW is that a camel toe on the pink Backyardigan?
Oh snap!
Her face was Daisy de la Hoya's face for Halloween.
Why do you think Tori's husband is creepy?
An asshole, yes. I would agree with that. I have seen a few episode of their show and he does not mention his daughter with his ex-wife ONCE. He also left his family three weeks after the adoption was finalized, I believe.
I like Tori. I read her book and she seems like a very nice person. I hope someone richer doesn't come along, because he will be GONE
Poor "Other Kid". Dean has his arms around his cash family, but the older son is just off to the side.
Plus, you know Tori thinks she is a MILF, and her step-son's friends will be all over her. ICK.