Guy Ritchie Attacked By Crazy Vadgeaholic!
Guy Ritchie was out boozing, celebrating the fact that he's almost free from the clutches of Vadge's buff cooze, when one of his estranged wife's fans tried to ruin his buzz. Purposely fucking with someone's drinking time should really be illegal.
According to The Sun, a dude showed up to Guy's pub and started yelling at his ass in front of everyone. Some witness said, "Guy was in the pub in good spirits and was laughing and joking over a pint.This bloke seemed to be on the lookout for trouble. He got a drink and started shouting about being a Madonna fan and ranting about the divorce. It was like he just wanted to draw attention to himself."
The Vadgeholic also wasted precious nectar from the gods by pouring his drink all over some of the other boozers. The roided-up vagina lover also started screaming about how he had connections to the CIA. The cops finally arrived to end the madness and they took the maniac away. Hopefully, to the nearest crazy brains house.
Recently, I've also felt the wrath of the Vadgeholics. They really love to write in all CAPS, which is completely unacceptable. Only Kanye and Raven are allowed express their rage in CAPS-filled angry letters. And just like the Brangaloonies, the Vadgeholics think that using two Os in the word "loser" makes the insult more effective. Double the loser! LOOSER!
He is probably so happy to get away from those raw chicken arms...........................ewwwwwwwwwww
And jim. He's allowed to write in all caps too because if he didn't we wouldn't know it was him.
Oh and madonna isn't strong to me. I see her more as heartless.
His eyeballs say to me i'm not just happy, I'm insanely happy! he's happy believe me! No one looks like that after a divorce unless they have been kinda tortured (half kidding) for years and now they are free and they are gonna go wild now with happiness.
He was said to be found at the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^ not long before, and he was hot there. Quite a few girls and ladies ...
Submitted by Sibsi on November 2, 2008 - 8:55pm.
Submitted by . on November 2, 2008 - 8:13pm.
You choked me up. What a kind post! All the best to you and your too, Sibsi and excellent points of your own. *blows nose in hanky*
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Awww... I didn't mean to choke you up like that, but I really did mean what I said.
It's amazing how posting here for only a few weeks makes me feel close and able to relate to my fellow d-listers.
As for Madonna, I kinda pondered this a bit longer - yeah, I know... such a concerning issue! - and came to the conclusion that maybe the obsession with health has something to do with her mother passing away when she was so young.
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Sibsy, it was just nice to hear a kind, genuine thought and I appreciated. :)
Well, I think you'll get along fine here as long as you don't get caught in a fray. Then? You definitely want to pull up your hazmat/flame-proof knickers and tuck/duck/roll if need be.
I'm a health-nut of sorts and I try to keep up on all of the latest health news and whatnot but I don't go crazy over it. Madonna Dearest must make one hell of a mother. I cringe at the lists she must make for her children. Childhood imho should involve as much fun as you can possibly afford/provide your child. Growing up will happen and once you're grown you can't go back (even though some adults keep plying for that elusive twinkle in time that is forever gone).
he needs to post signage...No Vadge fans allowed
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The war isn't working.
Submitted by Aunt Bea on November 2, 2008 - 6:59pm.
With all Vadge's money, can't afford toof whitener?
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Yeah, Brits don't do teef...OH, I KID, I KID...H'Weird has become obsessed with unnaturally white teefs, though...Ask your dentist. If you live in the US, they have models of teef and their shades that exist in nature, then they have another set for bleached teef...(and a set they keep in the basement for their British patients...I KEED, I KEED...)
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Submitted by . on November 2, 2008 - 8:13pm.
You choked me up. What a kind post! All the best to you and your too, Sibsi and excellent points of your own. *blows nose in hanky*
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Awww... I didn't mean to choke you up like that, but I really did mean what I said.
It's amazing how posting here for only a few weeks makes me feel close and able to relate to my fellow d-listers.
As for Madonna, I kinda pondered this a bit longer - yeah, I know... such a concerning issue! - and came to the conclusion that maybe the obsession with health has something to do with her mother passing away when she was so young.
Macrobiotic diet proponents claim it's very good at preventing cancer - nevermind the fact that one of its early advocates in America has had cancer twice - so maybe that's why she's into it. I could respect that, 'cause it'd make sense since she's a mother.
On the other hand, it's more likely that the fitness craze is totally just for the image ><
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There will be nothing left but the bones of Guy when Madonna gets through with him.
Submitted by Sibsi on November 2, 2008 - 7:55pm.
Truly wish you all the best and that your business manages when this is all over. If only more people were as responsible and dedicated in this country...
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You choked me up. What a kind post! All the best to you and your too, Sibsi and excellent points of your own. *blows nose in hanky*
Madonna seems to be in utter denial of not only her age but her femininity. Fem does not need to mean weak or flabby but it sure as hell doesn't need to mean turning your body into a lean, vieny freak. I fear the day women start getting drafted for 'equality'...ugh.
Submitted by . on November 2, 2008 - 7:10pm.
Submitted by Sibsi on November 2, 2008 - 7:03pm.
Sibsi, I won't deny I envy Madge's stubbornly selfish nature and ability to doggedly market her 'brand' but I think the average 'girls' are usually not so self-promoting, hard core "ME" types. I'd like to see a happy medium of equality for all sexes, sexualities, colors, creeds before I meet my shovel digger. Hey, a feminine but strong survivor woman can dream.
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Great point. The struggles of average women are never the focus of the media's attention anyway and even when famous - however, less self-promoting - women are involved in a separation or divorce, it goes unnoticed or is published with a negative bias towards the woman.
I think you're onto something here. We might need to see the dog fighter women - such as Madonna - and men, but at the same time, it's absolutely necessary to see the other examples of strength shown in different ways, with a more amenable side. Perhaps that's the way women will be able to finally be given a fair image/chance in the media and other areas of life.
As a side note, I would like to commend you and your husband for making the hard decision of trying to persevere against the current economic circumstances.
Truly wish you all the best and that your business manages when this is all over. If only more people were as responsible and dedicated in this country...
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Submitted by Sibsi on November 2, 2008 - 7:03pm.
Sibsi, I won't deny I envy Madge's stubbornly selfish nature and ability to doggedly market her 'brand' but I think the average 'girls' are usually not so self-promoting, hard core "ME" types. I'd like to see a happy medium of equality for all sexes, sexualities, colors, creeds before I meet my shovel digger. Hey, a feminine but strong survivor woman can dream.
Submitted by . on November 2, 2008 - 6:59pm.
HAHAHA! Ummm...going by the pic above I think he's VERY happy about reentering sane society. That, or he kept the electric purple Vadge peen and ate it.
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Politics aside, I think it's interesting to discuss the way the media portraits women, but I am not sure if the Guy Ritchie-Madonna divorce is the correct story to evoke the discussion.
For numerous reasons - better put by several posters before me - Madonna isn't exactly a representation of an average woman, who just happens to be going through a difficult divorce and getting trashed by the media, so I'm not sure I'd use her situation to illustrate blatant sexism in our society.
I think I'd care more for someone close to me, who's having a hard time even managing to get some bastard to pay for child support, than for a woman who's perfectly capable of landing back on her feet once this mess is over.
Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on November 2, 2008 - 12:04pm.
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Is there actually a celeb break-up/divorce where they do not take the stuffing out of the ex-girlfriend/fiancée/wife all the time and see the guy as the saint who could do no wrong and should be happy to got rid of her?
Vadge, who probably doesn't even know about her nickname here, unless she happens to google herself.
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With all Vadge's money, can't afford toof whitener?
Submitted by MyTwoCents on November 2, 2008 - 6:50pm.
It's really difficult to read some people's emotions. I don't know...do you think he's happy about the split?
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If he's drinking booze it's a 50/50 split. He's either drinking to celebrate his freedom from psycho controlling cunt from hell, list making, rule making, kaballah pool water skunting, ball shrinking, electric purple peen penetrating, boiled chicken looking, saggy tuna twatting, male ego annihilating material skunt OR he's crying in his cups because he misses all of the above in which case he needs a quick ride to the rubber room.
If you are a Vadgeholic you are a looser.Guy should have punched the crazy.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
That's funny LOOSER. I really think they can't spell because I've seen it used in Loose weight instead of lose weight. Some people are so stupid.
It's really difficult to read some people's emotions. I don't know...do you think he's happy about the split?
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Submitted by TequilaTax on November 2, 2008 - 6:11pm.
That's just the margaritas talkin, bebe. We won't hold it against you.
I keep coming back to Guy's eyeballs in this pic. Looks like he's getting the sharp end of Jacki's fork.
Pfötchenstellung!
moonmaid,
There has been plenty of veiled racism - inciting fear with buzzwords like "Muslim" "Hussein" "terrorist" and the like, and Obama has deflected it all gracefully, refusing to say "poor me."
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The name "Hussein" *IS* Obama's middle name [not just a 'buzz-word'], like it or love it if he is sworn into office his First-MIDDLE-LAST names will be said OUT LOUD. Obama's associations are SCARY. Say what you will about his 'charisma' but he's a jive-talkin con artist car salesman if ever I saw one. Palin barely bleeps on my internal radar... I'm far more concerned about what Obama represents.
-As someone who has co-owned with my husband a small building/construction/carpentry business for almost 20 years and having employed a LOT of people with GOOD PAY, I can tell you that the tax/poor man's reparations Obama preaches would feel good for the first year but hurt in the end. We [small businesses] are struggling to make ends meet and hub and I have to pay some of our renter's monthly costs upwards of 500 dollars a month on homes we couldn't sell because of the housing crisis. That's our grocery money, our own mortgage, gas, bills shrinking severely to suck it up and absorb the real estate crisis going on. We could throw in the towel and go bankcrupt but we are both determined NOT to go there and nobody is going to bail our broke asses out. I'm not celebrating Christmas this year with presents. I'm going to make a nice meal as best I can and suck it up.
Socialism is not some phony, drummed up BS that the right wing is slinging at Obama. Barry scares the fuck out of me. His associations and ideals are frightening. I wish more people would open their eyes. I'm not afraid of some old coot who fought for his country, McCain doesn't impress me but I don't fear him. Maybe Obama needs to win and the USA will have to learn a harsh lesson. Bush might suck but we haven't been attacked since he's been president.
Submitted by . on November 2, 2008 - 5:43pm.
An Englishman with good teeth. >?<
*Amazed*
~SK~
Many English men and ladies have good teeth.
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
aeternitas in complexu tuo
Dear Guy,
I will be more then happy to help you get over your soon-to-be ex wife.
And you don't even have to put me in a movie.
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If you Dotty Hobags need a good BM, he just showed up on the Spaghetti Cat thread.
Scurry, BM lovers, scurry.
*swishes hands*
Where'd that German go???
Pfötchenstellung!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on November 2, 2008 - 5:52pm.
Dotty Hobag - I like it.
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lmao! That sounds/reads like "Dirty Hobag"
===> Ahh, it's becorze oy toyp and spoik with an aussie accent.
Submitted by moonmaid on November 2, 2008 - 5:47pm.
I agree. Very well put.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on November 2, 2008 - 5:52pm.
Dotty Hobag - I like it.
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lmao! That sounds/reads like "Dirty Hobag" only with a severe speech impediment. Dotty Hobag also sounds like a freckled scrotum or a line of purses for the homeless (hobo). Good grief. I need to stop thinking for a while.
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moonmaid, I am with you, which is why I haven't posted anything.
Palin is a dumbass, who makes women look bad.
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Sweet love's showin' us a heavenly light, never seen such a beautiful sight
See love glowin' on us every night, I know forever we'll be doin' it right
-Kenny Loggins "Whenever I Call You Friend"
Dotty Hobag - I like it.
Submitted by Die gelangweilt...
Please tell us what your username means.
I've developed quite the unhealthy fascination with you.
Pfötchenstellung!
Submitted by Sandbitch on November 2, 2008 - 5:45pm.
Ho. A dlisted term of endearment.
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MK made the term "hobag" a compliment to me. "Slut" too for that matter. Dlisted is the rabbit hole of the gossip blog universe and MK is the Mad Hatter. hehe
I don't get these comments:
>>>Even with this election, I have been so disgusted with the amount of obvious sexism that has been shown. Everyone goes up in arms (and rightly so of course) if something even remotely racist is being detected against Obama, but when there is obvious sexism views shown by other politician, the public or the media whether it is against Palin or Hillary, NO ONE could give two shit about it, and what is worst everyone, including women join in in the bashing and harsh criticisms against the female candidates.>>>
Funny, but I am female, hate sexism, and really don't see that here. Palin is an ignorant idiot, she showed her incompetency in an interview with a WOMAN, not with some condescending man.
Hillary Clinton lost because she didn't take Obama seriously as a threat. He simply out-organized her. She also underestimated how much some people did not want to have her past baggage come up in a campaign against McCain.
You can't cry sexism just because things don't go your way. Hillary Clinton actually improved her poll numbers once she started acting human and showed a little fire and emotion, instead of acting like she had the thing sewed up. Unfortunately for her, it was too late by then. Palin and her followers cry sexism when she is held to the same standards as a man. There has been plenty of criticism of Obama from the likes of Fox and other right wing media outlets (Rush Limbaugh anyone?). There has been plenty of veiled racism - inciting fear with buzzwords like "Muslim" "Hussein" "terrorist" and the like, and Obama has deflected it all gracefully, refusing to say "poor me." He just keeps getting his message out and changing people's minds with his policy proposals and his obvious intelligence and capability.
BTW, Madonna has always been a bitch, since before she became famous. She uses people for all they are worth, then trades up or moves on after she has got everything she can from them.
Guy was her last chance at a film career. He made a film for her, it stank and tanked, and she has realized she has no future in film. Therefore, she has no more use for him.
I predict that with her hookup with athlete Alex Rodriguez, she is going to start producing fitness books and videos, as her latest project.
Submitted by ShiningKnight on November 2, 2008 - 5:30pm.
Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on November 2, 2008 - 5:20pm.
Why does it have to be 'that ho makes shitty music' and not 'I just don't like that woman's shitty music'?
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Ho. A dlisted term of endearment.
An Englishman with good teeth. >?<
*Amazed*
"Recently, I've also felt the wrath of the Vadgeholics. They really love to write in all CAPS, which is completely unacceptable." -MK.
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YES! MK, you speak the YODA truth! ALL-CAPS ARE ANNOYING MUCH LIKE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE PEOPLE. IF YOU ARE A BITCH EMBRACE IT AND JUST BE ONE AND TAKE THE FUCKING CAPS LOCK OFF.
Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on November 2, 2008 - 5:20pm.
I think you are looking for this.
http://jezebel.com/
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Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on November 2, 2008 - 5:20pm.
Why does it have to be 'that ho makes shitty music' and not 'I just don't like that woman's shitty music'?
~SK~
My dear, that is just how Dlisted is. :)
ShiningKnight, saving damsels in distress since 1195
aeternitas in complexu tuo
I am a hot bitch, walking a hot bitch!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on November 2, 2008 - 5:17pm.
Hot bitch on FIRE! Whatever you have behind your ears PSL, I want some (as long as it ain't your ankles).
Post your updated *celebrities I have bumped into* list PSL. Go on, amaze the peeps.
@dementa:
Now I know why some of those people here are talking about 'Vadgeloonies' or 'Vadge fans' being on DListed. They're talking about me!
Well, the comment I made about older, strong, confident women who had or hadn't plastic surgery and get mocked all the time was only an enumeration and wasn't aimed at Madonna in particular but celeb women in general.
You and others can think of her what you want. If her music is shitty and if she's not a nice person etc. but why does your criticism always have to include degrading words referring to her sex?
Why does it have to be 'that ho makes shitty music' and not 'I just don't like that woman's shitty music'?
You're still stating your opinion only without any misogynous remarks.
And for the people here who are making fun of those so-called 'Vadgeloonies'; it's just as funny to read how you are defending your hatred for her as reading about them defending their admiration! They love with a passion. You hate with a passion. After all, you're not that different, huh!
Just two different kinds of 'loonies' in different padded cells!
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Sandbitch, what can I say? I am a hot bitch, walking a hot bitch!
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Sweet love's showin' us a heavenly light, never seen such a beautiful sight
See love glowin' on us every night, I know forever we'll be doin' it right
-Kenny Loggins "Whenever I Call You Friend"
Submitted by Sheeps on November 2, 2008 - 5:06pm.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on November 2, 2008 - 5:00pm.
Depends if Palin is armed or not. Madonna frowns on guns, though she sports a pair.
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Ah, good point. Then we need to make sure she's dumped on said island sans fire arms and that the Coast Guard is posted on the beach to make sure none of her helicopter-wolf-shooter corpo-buds come to her rescue.
Then we can satellite that shit on Pay Per View. Should make great happy hour fodder at Guy's pub, and at Democratic Election Day countdown parties across America.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on November 2, 2008 - 5:00pm.
Depends if Palin is armed or not. Madonna frowns on guns, though she sports a pair.
Submitted by dee-lite on November 2, 2008 - 4:37pm.
I add the same reasons you gave for your disdain for Madge, could apply to Palin; small minded self righteous control freak. At any rate, I'd love to put both these bitches on a remote island and see which one is left standing after about 2 weeks.
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My money's on Mad Vadge. She'd tear Palin to shreds and feed her to the barrcudas with one roidy albino arm, 'cause Vadge ain't having none of that non-kosher pharma-fundiefried meat.
@dementa,
obviously you haven't been keeping abreast of current events when it comes to the election or maybe you don't live in a swing state but trust, racism permeates just about every robocall or circular that comes sponsored by the GOP. Its not liberal fiction, its fact. I have relatives and friends in PA & IN who can attest to it. And regarding references to maddge, bravo, totally agree; and might I add the same reasons you gave for your disdain for Madge, could apply to Palin; small minded self righteous control freak. At any rate, I'd love to put both these bitches on a remote island and see which one is left standing after about 2 weeks.
MK FORGOT TO ADD jim AS ACCEPTABLE!
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@ Hysteria:
It took my brain AND my baroque tittay's brains all working together to string that post together, but well worth it :D
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on November 2, 2008 - 4:23pm.
Palin was the Peter Principle woman who floats to the top on winks and shaking her thang at the male bosses. And now her headful o' dumb and fundie witchhuntin' cornflakes make all those timed winks and fake folkisms more offensive. BOTH these women might as well be chauvinist men.
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Well said, Pearl. That's what I've been tryin' to explain!
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@ dementa:
Seriously great points, just one 'but' though: When you were describing why Vadge is mocked, I was thinking that those reasons are exactly why I mock Palin and find her disgusting. Every point fits. Only difference is -- and giving credit where it's due -- is that Madonna made her own way. And at least Madonna's carreer is ENTERTAIMENT, not government. OK, maybe in Malawi she has some pull, but that's a whole 'nother tangent.
Palin was the Peter Principle woman who floats to the top on winks and shaking her thang at the male bosses. And now her headful o' dumb and fundie witchhuntin' cornflakes make all those timed winks and fake folkisms more offensive. BOTH these women might as well be chauvinist men. They espouse opposite politics but both see other women as merely competition. Clinically put, they are narcissists who've had their way so long that they can't cope rationally when the media world is sick of them.
ETA: OK, so Madonna also had to suck a few peens to get where she's at. But like I said -- ho's an ENTERTAINER, regardless of her batshit delusions of spiritual leadership and such. Peen-suckin' is a time-honored entertainment industry talent ;D
PSL HooT Brian Wilson! Dang girl you did it again - you must have the hottest poodle on the block. Ludacris, now a Beach Boy. I bet you still haven't hooked up that doggie cam have you.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on November 2, 2008 - 12:30pm.
A panel of literate censors should screen all writings before they are allowed to enter the public domain.
This process must begin here on the comments section of Dlisted.
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May I please be HBIC of your fan club?
"It's too much to process."--MK