Guy Ritchie Attacked By Crazy Vadgeaholic!
Guy Ritchie was out boozing, celebrating the fact that he's almost free from the clutches of Vadge's buff cooze, when one of his estranged wife's fans tried to ruin his buzz. Purposely fucking with someone's drinking time should really be illegal.
According to The Sun, a dude showed up to Guy's pub and started yelling at his ass in front of everyone. Some witness said, "Guy was in the pub in good spirits and was laughing and joking over a pint.This bloke seemed to be on the lookout for trouble. He got a drink and started shouting about being a Madonna fan and ranting about the divorce. It was like he just wanted to draw attention to himself."
The Vadgeholic also wasted precious nectar from the gods by pouring his drink all over some of the other boozers. The roided-up vagina lover also started screaming about how he had connections to the CIA. The cops finally arrived to end the madness and they took the maniac away. Hopefully, to the nearest crazy brains house.
Recently, I've also felt the wrath of the Vadgeholics. They really love to write in all CAPS, which is completely unacceptable. Only Kanye and Raven are allowed express their rage in CAPS-filled angry letters. And just like the Brangaloonies, the Vadgeholics think that using two Os in the word "loser" makes the insult more effective. Double the loser! LOOSER!
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Is everybody listening??? Straight from MK's keyboard to my heart:
Recently, I've also felt the wrath of the Vadgeholics. They really love to write in all CAPS, which is completely unacceptable. Only Kanye and Raven are allowed express their rage in CAPS-filled angry letters. ---MK
*peeks out from behind Sock Monkey's hamper*
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"It's too much to process."--MK
Perez is disgusting. Megalomaniac old hagbag who thinks people give a crap about him, no matter how outrageous he gets.
Die gelangweilt..., quite a few, actually. People are still taking Jen Anisten's side, for example -- also Robin Penn, Debbie Reynolds, Mariah Carey, and more if I weren't too lazy to look 'em up. And until Sadie Frost revealed herself to be a drunken slut, everybody was on her side when Jude Law dumped her for Sluttyenna.
Not to mention Shitney. Everyone was rooting for her when she dumped Kevin, seeing him as the sole reason she suddenly became trashy and gross... until we found out that she was naturally trashy, gross AND crazy, and HE was the competent one.
The reason people don't like Mad Madge is not because she's a woman, but because she's an arrogant, hypocritical, delusional diva who thinks the world still cares about her. People don't side with Guy because he's a man, but because they can envision the nightmare living with a crazy macrobiotic egomaniac control freak must be!
I'd never call Mad Madge "strong." She's not vilified for being strong; she's vilified for being brittle, controlling and nasty.
She's not vilified for being old; she's vilified for having a disgusting ropy body brought on by steroids and enough exercise and dieting to give her five lifetimes' worth of osteoporosis.
She's not vilified for being confident, because confidence is something that someone with no inherent personality can have. Vadge just shifts from one "persona" to the next with each album -- there's no indication of anyone REAL in there.
And the plastic surgery is something that males and females alike get mocked for in Hwood. Madonna is not mocked for having had it -- she's mocked for getting blatantly obvious plastic surgery, flaunting it in public, and denying that she had it even when her cheekbones stuck out a mile.
She's shown time and again that she has zero class and even less of a human heart, so why should anyone be on her "side" just because she happens to possess a vagina? (even if she obviously wants a penis) Being part of the same gender shouldn't give her a free pass.
So I'll mock her mercilessly because she's nasty, callous, self-absorbed, greedy and a creepy control freak. Being a woman has nothing to do with it.
That said, I do agree that this election has been ridiculously rife with sexism. Obama gets treated like a minor deity merey because he's black, and the slightest hint of anything resembling racism is instantly denounced. Yet Palin (and I'm not a Palin fan) is mocked and blasted just for being more attractive than most female politicians, for having a party-sponsored wardrobe and having kids.
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LOL! good point -- it doesn't surprise me; I meant to say that it sure seemed/seems to surprise some on this thread that Vadge has loonies or even fans left, for that matter.
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I'm baffled that they have ANY fans. The music is 90% shit. The singing is over processed and fake. And the price of concerts!!! OY! $300 to see a concert? fuck me.
18 years ago it cost 3$ to get into a club (spadina hotel) and beer was one dollar. Concerts were under $40.
Sure prices go up but has the value?
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 2, 2008 - 3:15pm.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on November 2, 2008 - 3:00pm.
SEE? I KNEW the Vadgaloons would go Brangeloonie-level psychoid.
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and this surprises you?
FFS, 914 of Jim Jone's followers drank the kool aid!
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LOL! good point -- it doesn't surprise me; I meant to say that it sure seemed/seems to surprise some on this thread that Vadge has loonies or even fans left, for that matter.
Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on November 2, 2008 - 12:04pm.
Is there actually a celeb break-up/divorce where they do not take the stuffing out of the ex-girlfriend/fiancée/wife all the time and see the guy as the saint who could do no wrong and should be happy to got rid of her?
Submitted by Deb on November 2, 2008 - 12:07pm.
Actually, when Shitney and Kevin broke up, the world lined up behind her, thinking he was a dirt-ball holding her back.
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AND let us not forget the Princess Bride and Sean Penn's break-up. Team Princess Bride all the way versus that wifebeater dickhead.
... hmmm, maybe Vadge should go back to Sean and give him the roided asswhooping he's had coming forever.
What' also disturbing is the use of gayelle and lesbo. When did it become okay to tease people about their sexual preferences? I okay now to use "gayelle" and not "f*g"?
It's a growing trend for gay men to use these word and it's slowly being adopted by the hetero mainstream...along with sexist remarks.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on November 2, 2008 - 3:00pm.
SEE? I KNEW the Vadgaloons would go Brangeloonie-level psychoid.
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and this surprises you?
FFS, 914 of Jim Jone's followers drank the kool aid!
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As they say in Hollywood "he has brought my vision to life"
That said -- GOD I loooooove batshit crazy fans. Their delusions of sharing their idols' world are the best show on earth!
And I'll give the Vadgaloons some credit: At least they usually aren't nasty ass misogynists like the average spelling impaired baaaaybeez-fo-yo-maaayun-on-demand Brangeloonie, ick.
SEE? I KNEW the Vadgaloons would go Brangeloonie-level psychoid.
Submitted by gyeah on November 2, 2008 - 2:26pm.
UGH i see Perez being mentioned. He has a hideous personality! and has to the most annoying, unfunny, uncreative fag ever. He's the kid in school who is always trying to get your attention and you have to constantly be hiding from.
His only semi-creative moments come when he's coked up, otherwise he's just plain unfunny
Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on November 2, 2008 - 12:51pm.
Women are so used to diss each other, we actually don't need men anymore to do this.
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If a gay man calls them a whore a slut and a skank they think it's funny if another woman does it they call their posse. Also it's ok to be sexist (and anti other women (can women be misogynists?)) but don't you dare be racist! I never understood this, i see it here a lot and I might have been guilty of some of this stuff myself.
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"Luxurious lifestyles take a hit" - USAToday
Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on November 2, 2008 - 12:11pm.
And yet you call her 'Shitney' and him after his real name Kevin.
Good point, but she IS a Shitney! I've had plenty of fun nicknames for K-SPED, but it turns out somehow, he is less of a shithead than she!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
UGH i see Perez being mentioned. He has a hideous personality! and has to the most annoying, unfunny, uncreative fag ever. He's the kid in school who is always trying to get your attention and you have to constantly be hiding from.
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"My fellow prisoners...." - John McCain
"Luxurious lifestyles take a hit" - USAToday
"The roided-up vagina lover also started screaming about how he had connections to the CIA."
oooooh i have an idea who this might have been.
bwahahah!
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"My fellow prisoners...." - John McCain
"Luxurious lifestyles take a hit" - USAToday
Submitted by Keane on November 2, 2008 - 1:56pm.
In short: he got with her for the fame and cash (he dumped the love of his life for her, please see Robbie William's song about it: "She's Madonna"). She got with him cos she was up the duff and she wanted to pretend to be Princess Di walking up a British aisle, having done every other icon worth mentioning: Marilyn Monroe, Cyndi Lauper (tenuous admittedly) et al. Shockingly enough to all concerned it all ended in tears within a matter of years. Quelle fucking surprise. And that really is all you need to know about the story of Guy and Madge, beginning and end. Let's hope her next affair is mildly more entertaining cos I for one am bored to tears with this story!
you're so dead-on about this! her lady di era is over...
In short: he got with her for the fame and cash (he dumped the love of his life for her, please see Robbie William's song about it: "She's Madonna"). She got with him cos she was up the duff and she wanted to pretend to be Princess Di walking up a British aisle, having done every other icon worth mentioning: Marilyn Monroe, Cyndi Lauper (tenuous admittedly) et al. Shockingly enough to all concerned it all ended in tears within a matter of years. Quelle fucking surprise. And that really is all you need to know about the story of Guy and Madge, beginning and end. Let's hope her next affair is mildly more entertaining cos I for one am bored to tears with this story!
Yes, you're right NightWatch! It's simply because of the fact that discrimination against women is a peccadillo and nothing to be taken seriously. Here in Germany I often experience that fellow female students feel offended when somebody calls them 'Emanze'. I think you call it 'bra burner' although I'm not quite sure if it's the same thing. When I see them reacting like that I always have to think that if it wasn't for those 'bra burners' who fought for a woman's right to educate herself and to go to school and university they wouldn't be able to sit in class at uni. Idiots!
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Die gelangweilt you are right again. Even with this election, I have been so disgusted with the amount of obvious sexism that has been shown. Everyone goes up in arms (and rightly so of course) if something even remotely racist is being detected against Obama, but when there is obvious sexism views shown by other politician, the public or the media whether it is against Palin or Hillary, NO ONE could give two shit about it, and what is worst everyone, including women join in in the bashing and harsh criticisms against the female candidates.
Now, I am not particularly a fan of Madonna or Palin or whatever but I just have had enough of reading and watching these unfair treatments go on on on.
Madge is not worthy of being defended, since she usually goes out of her way to make fun of, and harass, others. She is a cold and unfeeling monster, and I am more than happy to rag on her endlessly.
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What's up with all the Perez posts? You know he steals from MK!
I would bet my life those e-mails are coming from Perez Hilton. He honestly thinks that you spell loser with two Os. He even wasted one of his posts a while back on making fun of some celebrity's blog when they spelled loser properly. He IS Vadge's biggest fan afterall.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on November 2, 2008 - 12:57pm.
Submitted by Lory on November 2, 2008 - 11:40am.
Vadge has no die-hard fans, let alone Vadgeloonies (I hope).
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you're wrong Lory, Madonna has plenty of loonies who worship her. They just don;t come to DL and yell at us about it.....hehee
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NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Please tell me you're fucking with my head. Who am I kidding, I totally believe it. If there are peeps who worship Angelina's coochie of doom, it's no surprise others prefer Vadge's muscle cave... I feel like I've been living a lie though.
Either way, Guy sucks ass! I have no long lost love for Madonna, but I gotta respect a bitch who owns a man's ass, heck! Vadge even made Guy put it in paper. Hey Guy, can you say OWNED! Hmmm, scratch that just say: MAYOR OWNAGE!
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Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on November 2, 2008 - 1:09pm.
You're... my everything.
I share your sentiments. :)
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I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
@NightWatch:
Yes, it really is!
Sometimes, when I go to Perez' site (am I even allowed to mention that?) I always have to wonder how he gets so upset when people discriminate against gays but doesn't seem to mind calling women 'pussy' 'twat' or referring to a vulva as beef curtains.
It's just unbelievable. How can a person who experiences discrimination himself discriminate against other human beings because of what/who they are and still demand respect and tolerance for himself and all the other gays?
Ridiculous!
It's just the same with black hip hop 'artists' and them representing women in their lyrics/videos. They want respect and tolerance themselves but when it comes to respecting other people, namely women... Bwahahahahahaha!
OH NO, The VADGELOONIES are on the defense.
I never thought I would ever be Team Guy but here I am.
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Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on November 2, 2008 - 12:11pm.
And yet you call her 'Shitney' and him after his real name Kevin.
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I call them both Shitney. Shitney 1 and Shitney 2:)
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that was perez ....he loves the 'roided up vadge-a-matic...but at least the arse was entertaining...always good for a few shits and giggles.
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Vadgeina is a douche! Guy is hot!
Submitted by Lory on November 2, 2008 - 11:40am.
Vadge has no die-hard fans, let alone Vadgeloonies (I hope).
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you're wrong Lory, Madonna has plenty of loonies who worship her. They just don;t come to DL and yell at us about it.....hehee
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Sweet love's showin' us a heavenly light, never seen such a beautiful sight
See love glowin' on us every night, I know forever we'll be doin' it right
-Kenny Loggins "Whenever I Call You Friend"
My God, what a creepy ass man Guy Ritchie is, Madonna did good by divorcing his whinny ass. Hopefully soon he and his shitty movies will be forgotten. I hate how men bitch and moan and put all the blame to the woman and I hate in this case with celebrities, the media always backs them up.
PS. Die gelangweilt, I totally agree with you. Men just sit back and just watch women humiliate and degrade each other all by themselves. That is the truth and that is why is so depressing.
Don't worry Ziggy, I will always rise to the defense of hot, violent chicks.
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It's just so annoying and scary to see how seemingly smart and educated women are so eager to take a rise out of celeb women just because they're old(er), strong, more confident, without plastic surgery or with plastic surgery (they can never win) etc.
Call me an idiot, but I sometimes think that's why men (still) rule the world.
Women are so used to diss each other, we actually don't need men anymore to do this.
Are there any nude photos of Guy?
I elect to also allow all caps rants from ALL CAPS JIM
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Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on November 2, 2008 - 12:04pm.
Women are always subjected to harsher barbs in the media.
It probably has a lot to do with who writes and reads this stuff.
I always remember when the Christian Bale assault story hit a few months back. Very few here would entertain the notion that the man is less than saintly for second. Instead we had seemingly endless streams of personal pledges to fellate him.
If it had been a young, attractive and successful female who had been charged with assault, she would have been crucified - regardless of outcomes.
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Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on November 2, 2008 - 12:11pm.
And yet you call her 'Shitney' and him after his real name Kevin.
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I call him "K-Fedex", and her "Twatney". But that's because she's flashed us her Brazilian-waxed beef curtains on too many occasions. And the horror of her blood-stained panties.
Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on November 2, 2008 - 12:04pm.
Is there actually a celeb break-up/divorce where they do not take the stuffing out of the ex-girlfriend/fiancée/wife all the time and see the guy as the saint who could do no wrong and should be happy to got rid of her?
Corbin Bernsen: he cheated during his honeymoon.
A panel of literate censors should screen all writings before they are allowed to enter the public domain.
This process must begin here on the comments section of Dlisted.
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Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on November 2, 2008 - 12:11pm.
And yet you call her 'Shitney' and him after his real name Kevin.
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There isn't too much you can do with Kevin.
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And yet you call her 'Shitney' and him after his real name Kevin.
Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on November 2, 2008 - 12:04pm.
Actually, when Shitney and Kevin broke up, the world lined up behind her, thinking he was a dirt-ball holding her back.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Sugaroo on November 2, 2008 - 11:43am.
There's a third person who has the right to post in caps. That's Jim from here. He does it whether you agree with him or not and that's as it should be. *curtsy*
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True, true. Jim is indeed a poet. Reminds me a little of "Comingback". Except Jim spells better.
Is there actually a celeb break-up/divorce where they do not take the stuffing out of the ex-girlfriend/fiancée/wife all the time and see the guy as the saint who could do no wrong and should be happy to got rid of her?
Please. I'm sure Guy would prefer this kind of treatment any day, to living with Vadge. I'm sure Vadge went into similar rages whenever she smelled beef and kidney pie on his breath!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Surprised the Vadgeloonie has any money left for drinks after spending all that money on her insanely overpriced concert tickets.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Guy's expression right when Madonna used the Purple Penetrator. Too bad someone interrupted his drink & conversation concerning his favorite topic.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
And middle-aged housewives and gay guys all across the US, who still think of themselves as young and edgy, sharpen their blades as they prepare to cut down the blasphemer...