Sunday, November 2nd 2008

Guy Ritchie Attacked By Crazy Vadgeaholic!

Guy Ritchie was out boozing, celebrating the fact that he's almost free from the clutches of Vadge's buff cooze, when one of his estranged wife's fans tried to ruin his buzz. Purposely fucking with someone's drinking time should really be illegal.

According to The Sun, a dude showed up to Guy's pub and started yelling at his ass in front of everyone. Some witness said, "Guy was in the pub in good spirits and was laughing and joking over a pint.This bloke seemed to be on the lookout for trouble. He got a drink and started shouting about being a Madonna fan and ranting about the divorce. It was like he just wanted to draw attention to himself."

The Vadgeholic also wasted precious nectar from the gods by pouring his drink all over some of the other boozers. The roided-up vagina lover also started screaming about how he had connections to the CIA. The cops finally arrived to end the madness and they took the maniac away. Hopefully, to the nearest crazy brains house.

Recently, I've also felt the wrath of the Vadgeholics. They really love to write in all CAPS, which is completely unacceptable. Only Kanye and Raven are allowed express their rage in CAPS-filled angry letters. And just like the Brangaloonies, the Vadgeholics think that using two Os in the word "loser" makes the insult more effective. Double the loser! LOOSER!

Posted by: Michael K


If someone came into my pub, spilling drinks and ranting about my divorce, I'd have the bouncer club him soundly about the head and shoulders with a chair leg.

I am so OVER both of them.. I think Guy has no balls, and well Madonna's are too big. I found this app on facebook where you can add them both to your effing hate list: http://tinyurl.com/6xgl2g

Sugaroo's picture

There's a third person who has the right to post in caps. That's Jim from here. He does it whether you agree with him or not and that's as it should be. *curtsy*

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Lory's picture

Vadge has no die-hard fans, let alone Vadgeloonies (I hope). Please, that fucker was probably on Guy's payroll! I can totally see Ritchie paying some nutter to make people feel (even more) sorry for his ass. He knows he's no victim here. He knew (and everyone for that matter) that marrying Vadge is tantamount to handing your dick in a silver platter to the devil. He should have known better. No pity for GR here...

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Granny Frump's picture

" And just like the Brangaloonies, the Vadgeholics think that using two Os in the word "loser" makes the insult more effective. Double the loser! LOOSER!"

Those hos just can't spell. I see that shit all over the internet.

Hysteria's picture

I want him to stop making that scary face. NOTE to self: send Guy my prenup requirement.

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TITS's picture

That man put his wee wee in madonna.

Probably more than once.

Let the man drink for dogs sakes!

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Snarkley's picture

I thought the loonies were referring to the fact that each day I become a little "looser". ;)

Green Is Good's picture

"Purposely fucking with someone's drinking time should really be illegal."
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If somebody does it, you should have carte blanche to get medieval on their annoying asses.

Fucking_Classy's picture

Oh and I have no pity for Guy. Dude knew damn well what he was getting into.

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Fucking_Classy's picture

Fucking hell! I had no idea Vadge had any fans left.

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cuntygolightly's picture

vadgeaholic? was this fucktard in her payroll or something? i hate madonna more by the hour...

angel_i's picture

"Purposely fucking with someone's drinking time should really be illegal."

Trudat.

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sexy's picture

Purposely fucking with someone's drinking time should really be illegal. AMEN!

For Christ's sake, leave Guy alone. Hasn't he suffered enough?!

Columbia's picture

They aren't as bad as Britards. Those are the worst kind of stans.

Green Is Good's picture

MK, the photo is priceless!