It's All Wonderful
There's a few rumors going around that Katie and Peter's marriage is quickly reaching its expiration date. So what's a famewhore to do? Katie got on a plane from London to Los Angeles to be with her big gay husband, so that they could make a show of things to prove that things are just peachy orangy. Although, Katie is probably just seizing the opportunity to get a little more publicity. These two never get sick of getting ass fucked with the big attention stick.
Last night, they held hands while leaving some restaurant in West Hollywood, which obviously means they are still licking the fake tan grease off of each other's dirt stars. Obviously. If they're going to fake this shit, they could have at least tried to act it up a bit for the cameras. This was a fuck effort.
Peter looks like he'd rather be holding on to a ten-inch dick and Katie is concentrating hard on keeping her tattered tarantula lashes from poking her in the eye. Bitch looks like a whory bunny with those lashes!
I think the most annoying thing about this shit, is that Katie didn't bring Harvey with her! She probably knew he wouldn't stand for this fakery. He keeps it real.
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I like these 2 but I really wish Katie would stop fuckin with her face. Looks like she got an eye lift or something, ugh. Everyone is starting to resemble Michael Jackson. Now I love Mike but that shit is not a good look. Enuf surgery and botox, its scary looking.
'Thats what you get for changing your mind.'- george michael.
They should've just taken a lesson from JLO and renewed their vows. Then we might be a little more convinced.
It really worries me to say this, as really they stand for everything I hate, and yet...I feel a strange fondness for them. I used think she had drank and drugged Harvey into his problems but now I am not so sure. What has happened to me? She looks much better here too. Sigh, I've clearly had too much chocolate.
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Think happy thoughts!
She's not as orange as normal, but she looks even more different. Something's been done to her face maybe?
Just like SJP and her Gay. "Look, I'm out on the town with my WIFE, she has a vagina!" Show me a pony on ferris bueller sex tape (okay don't) and I'll be convinced.
did no one else notice his underwear?? they seem to have a playboy bunny
Submitted by MzSassy on November 2, 2008 - 11:29pm.
Unfortunately, she will probably have at least one with every man she marries, and she's still got a few breeding years left, despite looking like an old hag already. :(
where in fuckery is our dude Harvey?
sheer fuckery.
unfair bullshit sheer fuckery.
I didn't recognize her; she doesn't look nearly as bad in these pics as she normally does. Did she have more work done while here?
These two never get sick of getting ass fucked with the big attention stick.
Maybe they would do better to borrow Vadge's sex stick.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that
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Submitted by kacky on November 2, 2008 - 10:05pm.
Submitted by MzSassy on November 2, 2008 - 8:00pm.
If I got his age wrong, it's irrelevant to the point. You don't abuse a child of any age. And she's said more than once that he has a form of autism.
With autism, some people might seem retarded when in fact they are hyper-aware. I know this from hard experience with my own child, who's now an adult.
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Ahh, I stand corrected then. I really think Katie needs to stop adding to the gene pool!
"You smell like a baby prostitute." ~ Mean Girls
Submitted by MzSassy on November 2, 2008 - 8:00pm.
If I got his age wrong, it's irrelevant to the point. You don't abuse a child of any age. And she's said more than once that he has a form of autism.
With autism, some people might seem retarded when in fact they are hyper-aware. I know this from hard experience with my own child, who's now an adult.
I swear, she reminds me of Tammy Faye Bakker with the eyelashes.......
Living well is the best revenge.......
I know people always question why Junior and Princess are always with Kate and Pete and Harvey isn't so she doesn't love him yada, yada, yada but if I remember correctly she said that he has to have a routine and they have to stick to it because if they don't he gets very upset. I'm guessing that's why she doesn't take him whenever she flys out of the country for a few days.
@ Tigerlily--
I wanted to give you a present, but didn't do a good job cutting and pasting.
*hangs head*
But you can Google Katie Price Disgusting Nipple Slip and pull up the Egotastic site. I wanted a boob job till I saw the scars.
Nast.
Bye! Good
Crazies are crazies. They're just looking for a target for their projections.--angel_i
and the countdown to the institutionalization of HARVEY begins.... once they split its curtains for that kid
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The war isn't working.
Here's a link to show you Jordan/katie's sewn-on nipple. You can actually see the scars from the stitches.
If you are easily sickened, don't go there. Ugh.
http://www.egotastic.com / entertainment / celebrities / katie-price-jordan / jordans-nipple-slip-most...
Bye! Good
Crazies are crazies. They're just looking for a target for their projections.--angel_i
Kay, I don't know why I care, but I do (sorta) did this whore get some fun deflated out of the fun bags or not????? Her chi-chi's were sposta be less "fun"...And they look like a whole lotta fake fun to me? I mean I can see she got her jacked up honker schnoz shaved down (and that looks good), and I can see some SURPRISINGLY subtle lip action, but the chi-chi's DO NOT look smaller....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
i don't understand why this is news. and yeah, they are having issues.
http://www.howlegit.com/link/link_details/katie-price-and-peter-andre--8...
but who cares?
MSNBC's Chris Matthes only wishes there had been a him and BO just like this pic of Peter and Katie. You see the blond hair receding jairline freak from MSNBC says that whenever he thinks of BO a tingle races up his leg, and who kows where that tinggggly stops? Up and up it goes, where it sperms out no one knowz.
Chris Matthews: a fool, a jerk, a pig.
Nice avatar, Mr. President. and /mourn Firefly. That was a good show!
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Who are these two people? What did she do to make herself famous?
Submitted by Triscuit on November 2, 2008 - 8:26pm.
Submitted by Vadge on November 2, 2008 - 7:47pm.
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I wrote that not dot,but that is Okay!
Philadelphia teams DEFINATELY paid their fucking dues!
Eagles just won,too!!!
Yay!!!
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Sorry bout that Triscuit! I'ma still learnin'...
I guess it's good to be near Philly today! Green Bay? not so much...
♥ I'm taking requests...♥
Submitted by Mr. President on November 2, 2008 - 8:26pm.
HAHAHA... Guuurrrll, you is right on the money :)
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Triscuit: I was pulling for Philly, too. The Devil Rays suck ass.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Guess I didn't miss anything in the six hours I was out. Slow news day, obviously.
*passing bottle of tequila to Miley Cyrus*
Drink up girl, we need you to do something fucked up. Please, America needs you.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Vadge on November 2, 2008 - 7:47pm.
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World Series Champs,BayBay!
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I wrote that not dot,but that is Okay!
Philadelphia teams DEFINATELY paid their fucking dues!
Eagles just won,too!!!
Yay!!!
Fucking hate this cunt and that guido husband of hers.
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
Submitted by Aunt Bea on November 2, 2008 - 7:05pm.
She looks just like the mask "Dollface" in "The Strangers". Scary.
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She does look like "Doll Face" that movie was sick!
Does Ms Andre have a wonky left eye?
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
Submitted by kacky on November 2, 2008 - 4:57pm.
MK honey, Harvey did not ask to be a part of this train wreck. Even without eyesight, people with autism are incredibly alert and able to know when something is said about them. Let's not contribute to the torture of this disabled teenager.
Katie and Peter however, are fair game!
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Harvey isn't autistic, for one thing. Harvey has septo-optic dysplasia, which results in (among other variables) underdevelopment of the optic nerve and pituitary deficiencies. I believe Harvey is blind, and I think he has developmental delays as well. Secondly, I think Harvey is all of 6 or 7 years old, hardly old enough to be considered a teenager.
"You smell like a baby prostitute." ~ Mean Girls
Submitted by . on November 2, 2008 - 7:04pm.
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World Series Champs,BayBay!
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I'm a former Bostonite who moved to Green Bay, WI and I am so happy the Phillys won cus they paid their dues!
Yay for sports!
♥ I'm taking requests...♥
Submitted by Triscuit on November 2, 2008 - 7:31pm.
Submitted by . on November 2, 2008 - 7:27pm.
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I was a cheerleader forever.Football and Basketball.
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HA! The closest I ever got to cheerleaders was when I dated the football/basketball guy in HS and the snooty cheerleader chicks let me warm up in their car when I was waiting for him shivering in the cold after the game. Good times. I was actually surprised at how nice they were...to my face anyway. lol
You must be fit, girl! Cheerleaders work it!
Katie looks so much better brunette...like night and day (no pun intended).
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I was a cheerleader forever.Football and Basketball.
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Submitted by Triscuit on November 2, 2008 - 7:23pm.
Submitted by . on November 2, 2008 - 7:18pm.
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The Phillies are baseball.They just won the World Series.YaY!
Philadelphia's football team is the Eagles.
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My bad. I'm not from Phil so I ain't in the know plus I'm no sports buff by any stretch. Obvious am I? lol
Submitted by . on November 2, 2008 - 7:18pm.
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The Phillies are baseball.They just won the World Series.YaY!
Philadelphia's football team is the Eagles.
Just to let ya know.I love our hometown teams(all of 'em)
Submitted by Triscuit on November 2, 2008 - 7:10pm.
Submitted by . on November 2, 2008 - 7:04pm.
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World Series Champs,BayBay!
Philly was IN~FUCKING~SANE on Friday!
2 million plus bitches ot there.I live in South Jersey about 20 mins from there.I saw the speedline it was sick.They actually closed the transportation systems down for a minute!
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I hope they [Phillies] kick ass. Seahawks have been sucking hard. First touchdown was awesome and then bang zoom...downhill from there, the tardos. Watching the Hawks feels like hitting a bruise over and over again. Pity me. *sigh*
Submitted by . on November 2, 2008 - 7:04pm.
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World Series Champs,BayBay!
Philly was IN~FUCKING~SANE on Friday!
2 million plus bitches ot there.I live in South Jersey about 20 mins from there.I saw the speedline it was sick.They actually closed the transportation systems down for a minute!
thumbnail #4...jordan appears to be rocking a mustasche almost as thick as her gay husband's...
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your hatred energizes me. bring it on and watch me radiate!...(nicole julian)
Submitted by Triscuit on November 2, 2008 - 7:07pm.
**shudddder**
Just watched that shit last night!
fuckin' creeeepy as shit!
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OMG! so did I - then I had to pick my daughter up from a party around midnight. My knees buckled as I opened my front door to leave.
Submitted by Aunt Bea on November 2, 2008 - 7:05pm.
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**shudddder**
Just watched that shit last night!
fuckin' creeeepy as shit!
She looks just like the mask "Dollface" in "The Strangers". Scary.
Submitted by Triscuit on November 2, 2008 - 6:53pm.
Submitted by . on November 2, 2008 - 6:45pm.
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Yeah well we took the first half,and HOW 'BOUT THOSE PHILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
much love,Dot!♥
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Thank goodness Football is a long game. Wait. Did I just say that?
Phillies are smokin' us. Can't deny. Can't even try. *trounced pouty face*
Much love back, Tris! ♥ *smooches & Snoogles*
Submitted by . on November 2, 2008 - 6:45pm.
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Yeah well we took the first half,and HOW 'BOUT THOSE PHILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
much love,Dot!♥
Their outfits are so shiny and his look is so International Male gay, and she looks like she has a moustache shadow in the close up of her face.I do like them though!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by Triscuit on November 2, 2008 - 6:43pm.
off topic- Fucking McNabb!
C'mon EAGLES!!!!!!!!
Edited to say-great redemption McNabb!!!!!!!!!!!!!
touchdown!
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HA! SEAHAWKS!
Hubby made me say that *innocent look*
off topic- Fucking McNabb!
C'mon EAGLES!!!!!!!!
Edited to say-great redemption McNabb!!!!!!!!!!!!!
touchdown!
Submitted by ShiningKnight on November 2, 2008 - 5:16pm.
Hello sweet ladies of Dlisted! I hope this eve finds you well!
Peter and Katie need a good bath.
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Good day to you Sir Knight,
Class and elegance has been known to wash off. I'd suggest a light rub down with baby wipes.
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Katie is looking a mite bow-legged in the main pic.
Or maybe they just froze in the "open" position?