Joaquin Phoenix Says "Bye! Good" To Hollywood
Joaquin, Joaquin, Joaquin... Have you been smoking out with Ashley Todd?
So... As some of you may know, Joaquin Phoenix is saying "BYE! GOOD" to his thespian days and focusing all his precious time on music (aka toking, boozing and strumming a guitar every now and again).
Last night, Joaquin rolled out of his refrigerator box house, picked a couple of rogue scabies off of his one good jacket, fished a half-smoked ciggie from the gutter and showed up to the premiere of his final movie "Two Lovers" with a "BYE! GOOD" message to Hollywood.
It's going to be interesting to see how this dyslexic little drunkard (like I should talk) will be writing songs for his new music career! The thing is, in two or three years when he's blown all of his cash on hookers and hooch, he'll probably come crawling back to Hollywood on his knees like a crackie sucking dick in a truck stop bathroom stall hoping bitches don't notice. He'll go around begging for the leading role in the direct to DVD feature, Walk The Line 2: The Passion Of The Cash.
That being said, I'd hit it, hairlip and all! Or should I say, "It! Hit I'd".
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That dumb fuck will be back.
is it just me or is joaquin the reincarnation of heath ledger??
hahaha. whatever.... hate it when they try to be rock stars
i remeber him as "leaf phoenix" in parent hood.
Like any respectable actor, he's spending his well-earned money on the best booze and drugs he can find! Amen, brother!
Your face!
How long before Tom Cruise and John Travolta are knocking at his door?
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Oooouucchh....my heart hurts looking at these pics.
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r5bales, River would have just turned 38. He was born in 1970....same as me....
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See you in the gutter in front of the Viper Room in about months, Joaquin.
the DUDE! abides...
His brother, River is dead. He was the more talented (and hotter) of the two IMHO...
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Would River be about the same age as Leo DiC. I sort of remember them being around about the same time. J. does a good job acting. He should have gone to another country to keep the crazy in check.
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lol class act. BYE GOOD TO YOU TOO!
Sucks that one of the only talented people in the shit hole that has become Hollyweird has to quit. I don't blame him, maybe he has had enough. He has played a variety of roles and maybe he feels its time to move on. Hollyweird sucks its no surprise that someone who doest suck doesn't want to be around it. Best of luck to him.
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Submitted by Sensimina on November 3, 2008 - 10:01am.
Why all the hate for Joaquin?
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Love Joaquin. Hate what he has done to himself.
This post spoiled my breakfast.--loric
He looks like he smells.he was good in Gladiator then lost interest.
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Submitted by KD on November 3, 2008 - 9:42am.
Because he ATE Roseanne's son. Remember Little Shop of Horrors?
Bye! Good
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Why all the hate for Joaquin? He has actual talent, unlike 99% of the tards in Hollywood now. After what Hollywood did to his brother, and with what it's obviously doing to him now, I think it's a good idea to quit it. Although River was supposedly going to drop movies and focus on his band right before he died..
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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again
Fuck a gives who?
Anyway ,he looks like he has the alcoholic bloat, like Jim Morrison did in his final days.
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Seriously, WHY does he looks like Rosanne's son??
So gangsta. Dyslexic much?
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Maybe the public humiliation is what he needs to hit the bottom so he can clean his ass up. Drugs are a bitch, man.
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This guy is making me uncomfortably sad for him. :\
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Bye! Goods? Is that like the male Britney-esque meltdown version of pie goods?
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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
serouisly who gives a FUK?
He's the kind of person who wont just remove a website from their bookmarks.
He has to make a million posts about his leaving, and how he will never be back, etc etc.
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Submitted by xultar on November 3, 2008 - 4:38am.
Go the fuck away already. I've seen more of his ass since he's retired than all the day's prior.
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Amen.
Off topic:
Does anyone on this board live in Dubai? I wanna know if I will still be able to get it over there.
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I would put on my coochie-eatin' flannel, dab a little tuna juice on my no-no hole and scream, "Home Depot! Here we come!"
It's not like you've had this tremendous career, dumbass. Way to make a complete jackass of yourself!
Go the fuck away already. I've seen more of his ass since he's retired than all the day's prior.
He looks handsome. I just saw his profile on SEXY*WEALTHY dating site --★★★★R i c h M a t c h M a k i n g. c o m ★★★★--. It is said he has a crush on wealthy young women on that site.
I don't think he is a mess or on drugs. just egotistical. yes, he came from a pretty strange brood, but I think that just makes him more prone to ridiculous proclamations such as this and not necessarily drug addiction.
that video of him "officially announcing his retirement" is hysterical though.
haha.
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Doesn't anyone else see Heath Ledger right before his death here? I'm sorry but the milk ain't clean with Joaquin right now.
No not a mess,a HOT FUCKING mess
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What a mess!
Where did his hotness go ??!!! I can't believe Joaquin now looks just like the homeless guy from down the road. I need a bottle of vodka now.
hey sheeps
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It's a good thing, Joaquin said his last Bye! Goods.
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Submitted by TT99 on November 3, 2008 - 1:45am.
I can see him leaving Hollywood. He needs Out of the Limelight. In fact, I've written him 113 letters to this effect. I'm no stalker. Anyway, I already made a spot for us in Zanzibar on the beach.
Funny too damn.
His brother, River is dead. He was the more talented (and hotter) of the two IMHO.
Joaquin is walking, well stumbling, away from his spot as an A/B list actor.
Ungrateful much?!
Riddance good.
OH WAIT, THIS IS A SUICIDE NOTE HELP!!!!!!!!!
he must be doing prep for a movie.
oh and "LUCK"...."GOOD"..Joaquin ;)
I can see him leaving Hollywood. He needs Out of the Limelight. In fact, I've written him 113 letters to this effect. I'm no stalker. Anyway, I already made a spot for us in Zanzibar on the beach. It's for all of us and his band to crash at this awesome spot. It'll be so cool. Soon as as writes me back, were set!
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At least writing "O-V-E-R" and "D-O-S-E" would give his eventual crash and burn a Jeanne Dixon kind of prescience. He's a good actor. I hope he sorts out his shit and mine.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha...thats funny :)
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
lol @ Angel_i
Yet I still am wildly attracted to his chubby ass, mmmm,
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Luv you guys. Goodnight.
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Submitted by Mr. President on November 3, 2008 - 12:14am.
Submitted by molly2008 on November 3, 2008 - 12:11am.
I've seen his profile on the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^ for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating.
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FitnessKiss.com? From the looks of him, I'd say he's more likely to have a profile on Hershey's Kiss.com.
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LOL! Or FitnessKissMyAss.com at the very least.
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God I am in love with this freak. I don't know why, but he is awesome. <3
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Wow, this is worse than I thought.