Hot Slut Of The Day!
Otto - The rock star octopus at the Sea Star Aquarium in Coburg, Germany.
The staff at the aquarium couldn't figure out why the joint's entire electrical system kept going out. So they took turns sleeping on the floor to get to the bottom of that shit. Well, on the third night, they find out that Otto liked to party in the dark, so he would turn off the bright light in his tank by squirting a jet of water on it.
A spokesbitch for the aquarium said, "It was a serious matter because it shorted the electricity supply to the whole aquarium that threatened the lives of the other animals when water pumps ceased to work."
They put the light higher so Otto can't get to it, but that hasn't stopped him from causing more trouble. Staff members have caught him juggling hermit crabs (Paris can do that with her snatch!) and throwing stones against the glass. Otto also has a little Martha Stewart in him and has redecorated the aquarium a few times.
Something tells me Otto has been snorting some of the bad shit.
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Cute story
Maybe Otto got hold of whatever Joaquin's on, or vice versa.
LMAO at Hans and Fritz the zookeepers sleeping on the floor to spy on the critters !
Don't they have cameras they could use?
Poor Otto - underwater's pretty dark - he should be pissed.
Turn the damn light off! No one's there at night and it's unnatural to have the light on all day (the sun doesn't shine all day, unless his ass lives in Alaska). What mean bastards.
This Otto has made my day! God I love animals so much. Why can't they turn the motherfuckin' light off for him at night, though? Goddamn Germans. But Otto is wonderful! These animals, the octopussies, are so damn smart. I want one! They taste good, too.
Oh! I saw a baby Pacific octopus in the wild up real, real close last spring, at the King's Harbor Marina here in Hermosa/Redondo Beach. It was mesmerisingly beautiful to watch - he was bright orange, perfect-looking, creeping along the rocks in the shallows inside the boat marina.
I'm pretty sure I've read the name of that city for the first and last time on an international website. :p
Btw, good luck with that election stuff. GO AND VOTE FOR THE BIG O! (Not Oprah, silly.) I and every other European count on you all, don't make us sad.
Submitted by ricki lake on November 3, 2008 - 12:58pm.
I hate octopi but this fucker is badass. I hope he torches that motherfucking zoo to the ground! (As long as all the animals survive.)
Rock and roll, Otto.
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LOL Oh, this made my day!!! Thanks, ricki.
On a side note, octopi are waaay smarter than a lot of people give them credit for. I've heard stories....
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Amazing, I love you Otto.
Otto is one hot bitch! They should turn off his light though.
LMAO!! MK, you're going to get me fired damn you!! I'm sitting here laughing so hard three people showed up in my office to ask why. Paris's snatch juggling hermit crabs!! BWAAAAA ha ha hahaaaaaa
Or they could just turn off the light like the animal obviously wants? Putting a light on a timer is about as hard as buying a five dollar timer switch. Dumbasses.
I got a craving for Calamari.
I hate octopi but this fucker is badass. I hope he torches that motherfucking zoo to the ground! (As long as all the animals survive.)
Rock and roll, Otto.
Isn't Knut the polar bear also in a German zoo? What is up with diva German zoo animals? Is this some experiment gone wrong? Do we need to get the U.N. involved? Is an army of angry animals being prepped to take over the world??
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
Awww, I feel sorry for Otto. Turn off the fucking light, people...how hard would that be?
This post is cracking me up, just the mental image of an angry octopus wrecking shit... you know when the zookeepers came in to move the light he was like, "Fuck! They're onto me!"
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on November 3, 2008 - 9:49am.
The sight of these creatures send my chakras hurtling from their axes.
As with most of the ocean's creatures, they are hideous.
The agression recorded here is alarming. Soon the octopusses will unite with the rest of God's abortions and come onto land - hungry for human flesh and blood.
I wonder if these acts might not be some kind of signalling to the Kraken that it's time has come?
The economic crisis is surely a smokescreen devised by these devils. Just as they squirt their foul inks, they have blinded us by half-truths and diversions. The free market has not set us free. Instead, all of our posturing and feeble paranoia has caused us to strike down our only hope: the Communists.
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Maybe he was snorting the bad shit with Paris and ended up with her scabs. That would make me angry enough to squirt water everywhere and mess with people.
Submitted by Mickey Anonymouse on November 3, 2008 - 10:03am.
I'm pretty sure I saw a Japanese porno starring Otto.
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hahahaha...I'm not falling for that one so early in the morning, and a monday at that. Now post it again after cocktail hour and I'd be helpless.
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I studied those in college. Acceptable plurals are: octopus, octopuses, octopi and octopods.(Yeah, I'm a nerd.)
lmao..that's so cool.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Let's all party at Otto's tank! I've been waiting all my life for tentacles like these.
Bye! Good
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Well, then what the heck did you post it for? God!
I'm pretty sure I saw a Japanese porno starring Otto.
Whatever you do, don't follow this link: http://populationpaste.com/blog/2006/03/29/live-nude-octopus-better-livi...
Octupus' (Octupi? lol) are pretty smart. I read somewhere that they are as intelligent as a house cat, so its no wonder that they tricked their "masters"!
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on November 3, 2008 - 9:53am.
Do German aquarium officials read comics? (Some trivia for hubby: In France, they say "speeder-man deux." It sounds so funny...)
Submitted by Sheeps on November 3, 2008 - 9:46am.
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Maybe after Otto Octavius from the Spider-Man comics?
What, my husband's a geek!
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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
The sight of these creatures send my chakras hurtling from their axes.
As with most of the ocean's creatures, they are hideous.
The agression recorded here is alarming. Soon the octopusses will unite with the rest of God's abortions and come onto land - hungry for human flesh and blood.
I wonder if these acts might not be some kind of signalling to the Kraken that it's time has come?
The economic crisis is surely a smokescreen devised by these devils. Just as they squirt their foul inks, they have blinded us by half-truths and diversions. The free market has not set us free. Instead, all of our posturing and feeble paranoia has caused us to strike down our only hope: the Communists.
Poseidon's sons are mobilising.
Will you be ready?
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
So, uh, if it makes him happy, why don't they just put a TIMER on the light, so it goes off for a few hours? I have a saltwater aquarium and they told me to do that because, you know, in real life the sun isn't out all day. Not in the tropics, anyway.
Why'd they name him Otto?
I would be pissed too if someone kept the lights on while I was trying to sleep.
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Octopi are very intelligent and loving but their life spans are so short, they don't get to show their full potential.
Otto should be Hot Slut of the Year. I wish I had the balls to throw rocks at my pen enclosure!
Did I say that out loud?
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Poor Otto.
I would do the same things.
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Submitted by yun jiao on November 3, 2008 - 8:38am.
wow!!they are so cute ! i have seen more on --S i n g l e P a r e n t m a t e.C o m
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O come now. We don't get THAT desperate!
Seriously tho - does that one in the pic have an ipod or what?
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Hmm...octopussays in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. But I'm totally with him on the lights out at sleepy-time stance.
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STFU,idiot.
Octopus is tasty!
Here's a thought, turn his feckin' light out when they close at night? First Knut now Otto. Don't make me come over there!!
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Octopussies....er...octopi?....um....I've heard the average octopus is veeeeeeeeerrrrry intelligent. I'm not surprised by this.
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Awwww, cute octopus!