Sienna Miller Needs To Move On To New Peen
Shameless slut Sienna Miller has given Balthazar Getty way too many hours with her vagina. It's time to fucking move on. What's the point of being a big whore if you're just going to do the same dude over and over again? Sienna might have finally woken up and smelled the jizz, because the Daily Mail reports that she's taken her slut act back to London. However, she didn't leave Balthazar because her cooze was craving new peen, she left after he refused to divorce his wife.
According to friends, these two hos have been fighting constantly in Los Angeles and she's scared that he's going to go back to his wife. " There have been some pretty unpleasant rows, largely over Balthazar’s reluctance to commit. She has really wanted to be able to step out as a couple but Balthazar is very torn over his children and it looks like he might be wanting to go back to his family. Sienna is devastated."
Sienna is devastated, but her vagina is probably jumping for joy and humming "It's Raining Men."
Balthazar still being married isn't the only problem. Sienna wants to booze and party all night, while he would rather stay home and be boring. Balthazar is a recovering drunk, so he's having a hard time dealing with Sienna's ways.
Sienna is surprised that her married boyfriend still wants to be married and he's surprised that his party whore girlfriend still wants to be a party whore? Ugh. Slap them both with a flaccid peen.
Sienna needs to stay in London and re-read the slut's handbook. Specificially, chapter 7: "Married Men are Only Good for Fucking."
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I finally noticed his scarf (dunno how I missed that) Looks like some sort of colorful oxen yoke.
Perhaps it's an anti-slut talisman?
I find it kind of pathetic that she thinks all women have low self esteem like herself. To assume that his wife would even take back that loser is a slap in the face to his wife. If she wanted him back, she probably would have already taken him back when he came crawling back on his hands and knees (with his dick and balls tucked away) He's probably using the marriage not to have to commit to the cow (since that milk is coming for free)
$5 hookers have more intelligence than the festering cold sore known as Slutty Miller.
Submitted by cuntygolightly on November 3, 2008 - 12:56pm.
remind me, why is this cunt famous?
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Actually, it's her cunt the famous one. Talk about irony.
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Submitted by Stoney on November 3, 2008 - 12:53pm.
So not only did he publicly humiliate his wife and children with this whore, he also fell off the wagon? Nice.
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Quite a catch, huh?... *barfs*
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remind me, why is this cunt famous?
WTHell is that thing around his neck?? It needs to go, along with that thing around his arm.
So not only did he publicly humiliate his wife and children with this whore, he also fell off the wagon? Nice.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Actually I was hoping SHE dumped his sorry ass so he would go back to his wife with his saggy balls between his legs just so his wife would dump him for a hot pool boy who his children like to call "daddy". Oh yeah... that would be sweet.
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oh gag. he looks EXACTLY like one of my ex-bf's in this picture. where was sienna to take that douche off my hands when i was stuck with him??
this chick really really bugs the shit outta me. she can't act, she can't dress, and she makes a career out of sexing with other women's dudes. gross.
poor Sienna! I feel so bad for her! She is sleeping with a married man, and it may not work out? Awwww, come here Sienna, let me give you a punch in the face......
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This woman seriously makes me sick he makes me sicker though ugh cant stand cheating dicks
This freckled whore deserves everything that she has coming to her. A more vile piece of shit I can not think of. I hope her dumps her dried-up ass in the most publicly humiliating way possible. And then I hope she dies. Seriously. I hate that fucking cunt.
Sienna is surprised that her married boyfriend still wants to be married and he's surprised that his party whore girlfriend still wants to be a party whore?
I believe angel_i said it best. See below.
Bye! Good
Crazies are crazies. They're just looking for a target for their projections.--angel_i
Meh, who cares really....
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Pretentious scarf wearer! *Shrieked while pointing* If a man wears a scarf, I insist it is wrapped tightly around his neck, the better to strangle the cheating bastage!
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
This whore has knowingly maintained a relationship with a married man. Where before I saw nothing wrong with her playing the field (always a double standard when women do it), I now view her with disgust. She needs to take her diseased cunt out of our sight.
Sorry... it's Monday and the bitter juices flow free.
Sienna who?
Bitch needs to go back home.
Just leave the fucker Sienna. He's not sponge worthy!
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