What Else Is She Good For?
When the biggest skeezer in the entire universe, Wonky McValtrex, first meets a dude, instead of shaking his hand, she shakes his dick....with her pussy. This is why the skank shouldn't be surprised that humans with peens only see her as a jizz bank and an ATM.
Wonky cried fake tears out of her one good eye and told the News of the World: “Every other guy I’ve been out with has used me for money or sex - but in most cases they just want fame. It made it hard to trust people. After a while I had to start questioning exactly why somebody wanted to be with me."
The sad part is that she's barely even good for sex! I've seen her sex tape and the bitch lays there like a salamander on Ambien.
Wonky is barely figuring out what we've all known for years. When a dude has you listed as "cum bag" in his cell phone, maybe you should pry open your wonk eye with your skank hand and get a clue.
her new bff, can't she find some lady close to her age to put on her bff show,what is she 26? 27? all the contestants 18 to 23 yr.old,they get to meet her ,get laught at by paris so on and so forth,what price r they going to pay to be made fools of,just crazy,after the show is over so is their friendship i hope they get paid for their degrading part in this comedy show...
SHE IS JUST A 'RICH BITCH' OR A 'REALLY STUPID RICH BITCH WITHOUT TALENT AND SO-SO LOOKS'. SHE SHOULD GO AWAY, FOREVER.
she can bitch all she wants...she just needs to fix her fucking false eyelashes...
AWwwww shit.We get to talk about Benji Madden again!!hahhahahahahahhahaBenji Maddenhahahahahaahahahah
So Wonky thinks she was "used" for sex. Close your legs bitch.
M.K: "The sad part is that she's barely even good for sex! I've seen her sex tape and the bitch lays there like a salamander on Ambien"!
ME: *falls outta chair*!!!
"After a while I had to start questioning exactly why somebody wanted to be with me." Honey, we all wonder the same thing because I bet it isn't for the sparkling dinner conversation. Didn't her grandmother teach her whore mother to use sex to land rich men? Like Ricky from the Trailer Park Boys would say, "What comes around is all around."
Bitch lays there like a salamander on Ambien..
MK, that might be one of your greatest lines EVER!
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"Do you think that car wash vacuum hose is your own personal whore? No, it's not. At least take that bitch to a fancy dinner at Red Lobster."
MK, 10/19/08
I agree, what happened to that Madden she was dating?
suck it up wonky and except that your a whore with benefits.
So wait. Is she still with that Benji dude, or not?? Sorry, I haven't been keeping up with Paris news, nor do I care to.
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
i believe a lot of guys use her fame.
she talked to the news of the world, the trashiest paper ever..., she never learns...
I bet Paris got the Herp from Rick Salomon. He was hittin' that when she was like 17. And we all saw from the sex tape they didn't use rubbers.
Submitted by starsign on November 3, 2008 - 4:15pm.
"But, women have been treated poorly by man since the beginning of time. They (men) are scum, Straight, gay or bi - they are all pigs! Paris would be better off single and happy. Forget about men, they aren't worth the hassle."
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Before you go blaming others for your problems you might want to investigate whether it might actually be you, not all of the men that you meet, that is the scum and not worth the hassle?
the DUDE! abides...
I can't believe B' is poundin on that. He seems like a level headed dude...
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She's good fer a laff, it's been a staple here fer years, laffin at her capers.
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bitch lays there like a salamander on ambien..that is fucking classic!
Submitted by gucci on November 3, 2008 - 6:20pm.
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New York stays! I love that bitch.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
I love JRM!!!!
Just as Rick Solomon what else she is good for..
Submitted by miso-horny on November 3, 2008 - 1:54pm.
I've said it once, I will say it again: Can we crate Paris,Aubry, Sienna and put them in a warehouse like ''Raiders of the Lost Ark''?
Anyone else we should add to the ''crate list''? Male or female.
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how about New York and Lindsay Blowhan?
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Brenda: "he braught HER to my sons bar mitzvah"
Annie: "was she a gift?"
The first wives club
Submitted by angel_i on November 3, 2008 - 5:37pm.
Dang, I took four years of Latin and I still missed that shit. LOL, thanks!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
and... as my mama would say, "honey, you made that bed yourself. NOW LIE IN IT!"
Wow.. she's really pouring on the wonk in this picture, isn't she?
Submitted by angel_i on November 3, 2008 - 5:37pm.
Since we're at it - I really wanted to change it to nutsack
== but then you're ignoring the balls within!
Nutsack is a bit too cutesay for something so ugly anyways.
*SCROTE* kick
Wonky talks like a baby salamander on Ambien! Whenever I see pics of her, my insides twist with rage...stupid ho!
Your face!
Submitted by Sandbitch on November 3, 2008 - 5:08pm.
At the risk of a visit from chicaloca
Submitted by Stoney on November 3, 2008 - 4:49pm.
Paris is so full of cum she moonlights as a teste.
Paris is so full of cum she moonlights as a testis.
Testis/Testes. You can thank me laters.
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Since we're at it - I really wanted to change it to nutsack:)
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HAPPYBMDAY!
"Wonky is barely figuring out what we've all known for years. When a dude has you listed as "cum bag" in his cell phone, maybe you should pry open your wonk eye with your skank hand and get a clue."
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MK your a fuckin genius.
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Brenda: "he braught HER to my sons bar mitzvah"
Annie: "was she a gift?"
The first wives club
SandBitch i always imagine bad science experiments or the poor hos that get the placebo or the other ones who get the back hair when they is siging up to be "Testees" in the lab.
Nature is beautiful!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I dunno Leona!
I will need to hear from Farrah or Snow Piece to confirm.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by LoLo on November 3, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Sandbitch!
what happens when people say testees?
=> that is the pronunciation of testes.
e.g. Kick him in the testes. As opposed to "kick him in the left testis". It's actually quite difficult to kick a man in a testis. May as well just flatten both while you're there.
Oh LoLo, I wish I'd seen those squirrel testes hanging from your guttering. Isn't nature wonderful?
@ everybody here:
Is Wonky still with BM ??
This post spoiled my breakfast.--loric
Sandbitch!
what happens when people say testees?
Hey guess what?
I soent the weekend away in the hills and my dog woke me up going crazy and i looked out of the window where the dog was motioning to and i saw a Squirrel butt hole and his nuts, like his testicles hanging off the side of the roof.
That bastard squirrel was showing us his fucking fruit basket man!
I didnt even know they had BALLS lik you know, two little balls. Like Paris has in the back of her throat. PAris has squirrel balls instead of tonsils.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
At the risk of a visit from chicaloca
Submitted by Stoney on November 3, 2008 - 4:49pm.
Paris is so full of cum she moonlights as a teste.
Paris is so full of cum she moonlights as a testis.
Testis/Testes. You can thank me laters.
Sheeps i thought YOU wrote that at first and i was all Ohhhhhhhh haha ha ha.
THEN I actually read it.
THEN i told myself i should learn to read things and process it before i process them and THEN re-read them.
Men smell good and I love some of them.
That is all.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by starsign on November 3, 2008 - 4:15pm.
But, women have been treated poorly by man since the beginning of time. They (men) are scum, Straight, gay or bi - they are all pigs! Paris would be better off single and happy. Forget about men, they aren't worth the hassle.
Perhaps a tiny over-generalization.
Thanks, y'all. I try.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
babybunny: I'm right there with ya, girl! xoxo
stoney: That was fucking HILARIOUS.
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Submitted by Stoney on November 3, 2008 - 4:49pm.
Paris is so full of cum she moonlights as a teste.
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LMAO!
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"My fellow prisoners...." - John McCain
"Luxurious lifestyles take a hit" - USAToday
Yes, yes, yes...but how full of cum IS she?!?
Haha! Stoney - one second faster and we'd be in the right order LOL
♥ ThreadKilla!
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HAPPYBMDAY!
Paris is so full of cum she moonlights as a teste.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Who would actually date her for honorable reasons?I would clean that bitchs bank account out and do not blame anyone that uses her.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Paris is a modern day Barbara Woolworth played by Farrah Fawcett who is now played by Paris Hilton.
Paris has no one to blame but herself.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
When a dude has you listed as "cum bag" in his cell phone, maybe you should pry open your wonk eye with your skank hand and get a clue.
Well said M.K !!
Submitted by starsign on November 3, 2008 - 4:15pm.
They (men) are scum, Straight, gay or bi - they are all pigs!
that's not very nice, and completely untrue... unless you've met every man that ever existed
OT: Paris is a whore, she enjoys the lifestyle that being a whore has brought her
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Does Wonky actually think anyone will ever feel sorry for her? Hilarious.
I don't really like or dislike Paris. I do think she is shallow, vain and dumb as a post though. I've always thought she was very pretty but lately she looks different - and not in a good way! She looks older, much older than her 27 years. She looks like a 40 something with decent surgery. She looks scrawnier as well. She has always been thin but now she looks gaunt and sickly.
I kind of feel sorry for her being used by man. But, women have been treated poorly by man since the beginning of time. They (men) are scum, Straight, gay or bi - they are all pigs! Paris would be better off single and happy. Forget about men, they aren't worth the hassle.
What's wrong with her creepy, super-weird looking eyes in this picture? She seriously looks possessed. Jesus, Wonky, get some different lenses already! Those ones are seriously difficult to look at.
Has anyone seen Sickitten around here today? Can someone tell her I dropped by her site sickitten.com and submitted a few comments, and that I like her writing, her site's really cool? I do. But the comments have been awaiting mod for too long. I's impatient.
"After a while I had to start questioning exactly why somebody wanted to be with me."
That's the most intelligent statement to ever come out of this ho's mouth.
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on November 3, 2008 - 3:19pm.
I FUCKING HATE THIS STUPID BITCH SO MUCH.
PLEASE DIE NOW.
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Paris on Benji
www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,26278,24589287-5013560,00.html
"Ever since Harlow was born I was over playing with her and visiting Nicole and Joel - and we just fell in love right away"
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You don't "play" with a new born baby! Skank whore was hunting peen.