Vadgeholics Are Out For Blood
Maniacal Vadgeholics will stop at nothing to defend their gristle goddess. The other day, Guy Ritchie was getting drunk at his pub when some insane Vadge fan cursed at him and spilled his booze on the innocent. Well, that dude is completely sane in the brains compared to this 16-year-old crazed Vadgeholic who broke onto the "Sherlock Holmes" set and threatened to cut up Guy!
The Mirror reports that a teenager dressed in all black got onto the set and ran towards Guy with a knife while shouting, “I’m Madonna’s biggest fan! I’m gonna kill Guy!"
A source said, “The bloke was screaming about Guy and shouting, ‘I love Madonna’. It was terrifying. At first it seemed like a sick joke but it was soon obvious the knifeman was not messing around. Luckily there were four security guards and two policemen who were able to overpower him.”
I'll bet it was scary. Hearing anybody proclaim that they "love Madonna" is pretty fucking terrifying.
And you thought video games were making our kids violent today. Vadge is the problem and I completely understand why. Spending hours upon hours staring at her hulk crotch can't be good for your mental health.
In some ways, though, Guy brought this upon himself. I mean, he did put her in "Swept Away." This is his punishment.
Thanks Miso! Really interesting link.
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I'm very surprised at all the negative comments on this website about Madonna. I LOVE LOVE LOVE Dlisted. I think its hilarious and really well written. But yes, according to Dlisted, I'm a loser and I love Madonna. To me her real genius is her creativity. Not in her music or her shows (which are great) but what she has created with herself. This 16 year old was obviously nuts. But liking Madonna has become so unpopular because she has reached ridiculous heights of fame. But what people forget is that she is largely responsible for what we define as "fame" in the post modern world. She has mastered it and is probably the largest living icon ever. That's a pretty big feat. I'm surprised that the obviously gay man, (I am one myself, surprise, surpise!), who writes this website would be such a Madonna hater. She's like God to gays because her person absorbs everything. She's a man,she's a woman, she's a whore, she's a Catholic, she's an angel, she's a virgin, she's a dominatrix, she's an English school marm. She is able to be all these things and loved for it. To me, that's talented, innovative and the exact definition of a post modern celebrity.
Thanks Dementa ^_^
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miso-horny, you should check out the movie Stratosphere Girl. It's all about the latter kind of bars (although there's a little of the fetish stuff).
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on November 3, 2008 - 8:59pm.
Those kinds of places are fetish bars. They are all over Tokyo. I found this article a while back and bookmarked for ummm research reasons. Here is the link.
http://www.radaronline.com/features/misc_content/060908_japan/index.php
Hope this answers your question.
BTW the other type of bar is a hostess bar where Japanese businessmen pay to talk to women and buy drinks. An average hostess can earn up to 300,000 yen a month or 3g's especially if you are the blond and blue eyed variety.
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Submitted by Gonnaburn... on November 3, 2008 - 9:04pm.
Submitted by Vadge on November 3, 2008 - 9:00pm.
LOL! Yeah, those collared polo shirts scream, "I own your ass!"
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Submitted by Vadge on November 3, 2008 - 9:00pm.
LOL! Yeah, those collared polo shirts scream, "I own your ass!"
Wow.. vadgematized by her crotch.. *shudders*
These people need hobbies, or something..
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on November 3, 2008 - 8:59pm.
Do you have any idea what type of place she was talking about?
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I think she worked at Red Lobster
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Miso- I know you live in Japan, so I have a completely unrelated-to-this-thread question for you. I met a girl in college who was born outside of Tokyo. Before she came to the US to study art, she worked in a bar and her job to the best of my understanding was like a waitress dominatrix. She said many Japanese businessmen liked to come into this bar where she worked and get a drink and get slapped around by a woman. She said it was their way to give up control since they work ridiculous hours and have very little free time. It was a way to buck the cultural "man always in charge" stereotype. She said these bars were really common and it was not an equivalent to an American strip club. Do you have any idea what type of place she was talking about?
Knives, 'gina teeth...how much more does this man have to endure?
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Geez and I thought AngieJo's fans were nutters.
Guy must be thanking his lucky stars he's not with her anymore.
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guy's a lucky man not to have to deal with "mad" madonna or madge for the rest of his life.
He's not ugly! Just average in an above-average kind of way.
I bet if he came a-knockin', you'd come along...
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"I told my brother all about you, he's gonna love you, only he better
not love you too much or I'll kick his ass."
You mean 16-year-old males are aware of Mad Madge's existence? They're aware of a fiftysomething spandex-wearing woman who humps dancers half her age, except as something to point and laugh at?
Is the kid gay by any chance, or is he just hoping she'll adopt him as one of her heirs if he saves her a bunch of alimony?
Yeah, Guy's probably a huge douche. But ya know, he got punished more than enough just by having to live with the nasty old bag all the time and having his once-lauded career get downed by "Swept Away." And he doesn't deserve to get knifed by one of her loony fans.
The fact that she has a 16 year old male fan is the most surprising thing to me.
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Madonna is probably crying herself to sleep at night these days. She films herself at night, it's interesting to her to see the Madonna no one else sees. It's better than the news.
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He's rather ugly.
"Oh you know if some fucking asstards tried to attack that fucking obnoxious whore in the name of Guy Ritchie that stupid bitch would be calling up the fucking stupid ass president demanding the national guard protect her fucking annoying self."
Only thing is Guy Ritchie has no fans.
"More proof that Madonna fanatics are complete morons with no lives..as if we needed any more proof of that"
Yeah just like the morons who have nothing better to do then to post insults about someone they think doesn't matter anymore.
PS I pity the fool that spills Leona's drink. Gristleloonie or no gristleloonie.
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Submitted by Youri on November 3, 2008 - 5:34pm.
Guy is the male Heather Mills the only thing missing is a wooden leg.
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I heard Madonna married him BECAUSE of his wooden leg.
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Poor wittle Guy. Someone spilled his boozey woozey then someone tried to slice and dice him.
Too bad he doesn't have the power of Kabalah to save him now.
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Guy is the male Heather Mills the only thing missing is a wooden leg.
Methinks that these 'fans' are actually employees of her Vadgesty.
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FUCK MADONNA. she sucks and will continue to suck and be a terrible human.
who the hell would want to have sex with a muscular dried up piece of jerky? her music is awful!
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In some ways, though, Guy brought this upon himself
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He sure did - by being a pussy and letting his "wife" walk all over him for umpteen years. I've never seen/met/heard about a bigger wimp than this guy. At least Sean Penn had the balls to slap Vadge up from time to time. "Guy" was too afraid that: a) she'd beat him up instead and b) he'd run the risk of losing his meal ticket.
{snort} What. A. Loser.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
O come now. We all know Madonna paid those people. She can't leave shit like that to chance.
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Oh you know if some fucking asstards tried to attack that fucking obnoxious whore in the name of Guy Ritchie that stupid bitch would be calling up the fucking stupid ass president demanding the national guard protect her fucking annoying self.
BTW her vagina looks just like my granpaw with out his dentures in. Did i mention he died a long time ago. Yeah i said it. I cant stand stupid ass whores today man.
FREAKS!
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I'm thinking Madonna is putting secret messages in her music.
I find two crazy fans in a matter of days a little hard to believe.Me thinks at least one is fake and he did it for attention.After all he does have a movie that just opened.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Vadge fantards are even scarier than the Britards. And that takes some doing.
@ gyeah: HELL YEZZ! Ice T needs to pimp that bootay out to Guy & sharpie LEAVE GUY ALOOOOONE all over that jelly!
and one more thing, read this review over the weekend of Rockanrolla cause I still owe the bf a guy movie to watch together (bailed out on Pride and Glory, looked hella depressing):
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/10/30/DDB913PIR8.D...
OUCH, scathing, but I got the feel from the trailer that it was exactly that -- more bloke-gangsta rehash with no coherent story. Good to see with Sherlock Holmes he's aiming for new material, new at least for him.
More proof that Madonna fanatics are complete morons with no lives..as if we needed any more proof of that.
Guy should get custody of Rocco. It's the only way he'll grow up normally.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on November 3, 2008 - 3:47pm.
CO-CO-SIGN! ... wish I had Coco's butt to sign that with for emphasis ;D
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That would be a dope ASS idea for a walking billboard!
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Submitted by RufusR on November 3, 2008 - 3:55pm.
You should write a book or at least publish an advice column for your readers and for celebrities, too.
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LEARNING ANNEX gotdammit. I'm already in line, fee in hand (cash). Dude is busy but before 2012 would be good, chopchop!
Lmao@ the prospect of his pic on the cover of Learning Annex magazine.
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"My fellow prisoners...." - John McCain
"Luxurious lifestyles take a hit" - USAToday
Gristle goddess of Goddess of Gristle? Either one works.
Michael K, your ability to put together a sentence is exemplary! You should write a book or at least publish an advice column for your readers and for celebrities, too. Your advice to Sienna Miller was right on point and she should listen.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 3, 2008 - 3:43pm.
Submitted by Lory on November 3, 2008 - 3:17pm.
Guy is a fucking tool. Why do you think he married her ass in the first place?
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Because she was pregnant and his daddy told him marrying her was the right thing to do.
Or so my sources tell me.
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Heard that too around here. Also that he enjoyed the publicity and figured he'd meet bigger movie players/producers from it, which he did, but apparently wasn't worth the price in subsequent lameness of his movies because his new wife was trying to insert herself in each one. Makes me wonder about the new one he has out right now, Rockanrolla, if Vadge was pissed because he didn't give her a part in it, whatever, but Guy put his foot down finally on her fuckery.
..MY how time flies when talking Vadge! So in other words (ahem):
LEAVE GUY ALOOOOOOONE!!!
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Submitted by gyeah on November 3, 2008 - 3:45pm.
Submitted by rotten_egg on November 3, 2008 - 3:05pm.
What these brainless gits should take into account is that their beloved singers, actors or bands don't give a rat's ass about their lame fans.
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CO-CO-SIGN! ... wish I had Coco's butt to sign that with for emphasis ;D
Submitted by NitWitty on November 3, 2008 - 3:27pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on November 3, 2008 - 3:26pm.
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Wood eye? Wood eye?
=> I promised myself (big deal) that I woodent ever make fun of Heather Sawmills leg, but what the ho, some things are just meant to be broken.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on November 3, 2008 - 3:41pm.
Wow. I'm amazed that 16-year-olds know who Madonna is. I mean, she's so passé...
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Wondered about that, too. Maybe she's hiring club crawlers to do this in exchange for their 80-pound weight in X. Kind of a twist on when Michael Jackson would hire "fans" to scream like loons when he touched down or arrived somewhere as his popularity sank during the child-toucher trials.
Submitted by rotten_egg on November 3, 2008 - 3:05pm.
What these brainless gits should take into account is that their beloved singers, actors or bands don't give a rat's ass about their lame fans.
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CO-SIIIIIIIGN!!!
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"Luxurious lifestyles take a hit" - USAToday
Submitted by Lory on November 3, 2008 - 3:17pm.
Guy is a fucking tool. Why do you think he married her ass in the first place?
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Because she was pregnant and his daddy told him marrying her was the right thing to do.
Or so my sources tell me.
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Wow. I'm amazed that 16-year-olds know who Madonna is. I mean, she's so passé...
But OH YES, the karma's about right on Guy for whoring out the hulk crotch on Swept Away.
@ Sandbitch:
I know I would! As a matter of fact, I'm sending a new batch of machetes to the MAOF (Madonna Ass Owning Fundation). I might get some $$$$ out of this show.
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