Harvey Most Certainly Does Not Approve
Katie Price went back to London yesterday after flying to Los Angeles for an emergency photo-op with her big gay husband to prove that they are still playing clit hockey together. Katie denied away that her marriage is getting fucked in the butt without lube. She said that Peter's in California to work on his album and she's busy promoting her slut products. In fact, she said things are going so swell that they are planning to add 4 more BABIES to their family.
Katie told OK! Magazine (via The Sun), "Ideally I want to have another three kids biologically and then adopt. If something happened and there was a child who needed a home before that, then I’d do it. All I know is that I haven’t finished yet when it comes to having kids. Hopefully I will get pregnant next year as we are going to start trying. I want to focus on training for the marathon so I don’t want to get pregnant again just yet. But certainly not this year. No chance."
I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that after Katie and Peter named their daughter Princess Tiamii, a law was passed in Britain banning them from having kids based on that name choice. It is a form of child abuse. If that's not the case, then I think the decision on bringing more BABIES!!! into the Andre home should solely be up to Judge Harvey. And you know what he's going to say when Katie asks him if she can please bring more humans into their home....
Here's a few pictures of Katie doing the whore shuffle while wearing Walmart pajamas at Heathrow.
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Is that a wonk eye I see?
How nice to learn that there aren't any children who need homes, because Katie Price said so. Someone stop them please!
I don't know who Katie Perry is, but she's cracking me up with her attention whoring.
I hate to admit that I retain this sort of bullshit, but I seem to remember her talking about having vaginal rejuvenation surgery after having her last kid. Why the fuck would you do that if you're just gonna have more kids??? Dumb. Ass.
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MK thinks my baby is cute.
Submitted by funsten beewaxer on November 4, 2008 - 3:48pm.
the law concerning prohibited names in britain
Funsten, I think he means only that dumbasses who choose dumbass names shouldn't have kids.
MK the law concerning prohibited names in britain has been on the books for a lot longer than this silly woman has been around - it is to preserve the aristocracy that no-one can name their child princess or prince, or duke etc. heaven knows we can't have some cockney running around calling himself prince charles gobstopper
Silly Putty face.
Drunken typing is tolerated. Brainless is not. YOU HEAR ME CHICALOCA? ---Sandbitch
Submitted by snowpiece on November 4, 2008 - 1:33pm.
HARVEY is last years Hot Slut of the Damn Year!
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Found him! waaaahhhhhaaaaahaaaaahahahahahahahah!!!
♥ I'm taking requests...♥
HARVEY is last years Hot Slut of the Damn Year!
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catch me up, please? who is Harvey?????????
Thanks bunches!!
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i hate to seem so behind the times, but who the fuck is katie price?
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
My 83 year-old grandma had shoes like hers-we called them her "gold magic shoes" & they looked cool on her. On Katie? Not so much...
So they are going to have more kids, but not this year? And I care because....why?
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What in Sears Portrait Studio hell is this shit?! MK on Britney Spears' album "Circus"
I thought her sweater had a bunch of pom poms on it.. Like those ones made out of yarn that young cheerleaders would wear on their Keds.. Just a bunch of balls!! Now that would make sense..
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
"they are planning to add 4 more BABIES to their family"
ishk
ha ha Diddy was there when one of my friends went to vote. She's all excited, I was like mouf breeever was there?
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Submitted by dementa on November 4, 2008 - 10:46am.
Can you even run in a marathon when your tits are the size of Montana? Each?
Not to mention her running in heels.
Oh, and voting is highly overrated. Like everyone else in America, I'm only voting for purely selfish reasons (although unlike many of them, I don't believe either candidate's insanely ridiculous promises), because nobody ever votes except to look good or get something from the future administration.
Both candidates are extremist douchebags who wouldn't know an average American if he farted on their noses, and either one will be a disaster for this country.
So I'm voting for the candidate who has failed to utterly repulse me with ALL of his plans for the US. His opponent succeeded, so my purely selfish vote is going to the guy who serves my loved ones' needs better.
Sometimes I wonder if a monarchy might not be better. At least then we wouldn't have ourselves to blame for the stupidity running the place.
Submitted by dementa on November 4, 2008 - 10:46am.
Can you even run in a marathon when your tits are the size of Montana? Each?
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Hm, that is a very good question. Most Marathon runners barely have boobs. She'll probably have to wear 3 sports bras or something.
babies make me puke.
-jessiekitty.com - myspace.com/jessiekitty
I hate hearing celebrities talk about wanting to have babies. I don't care if you want to shoot something out of your worn down diseased cunts, keep it to yourselves. Yeessh.
Submitted by Salem13 on November 4, 2008 - 10:37am.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on November 4, 2008 - 10:30am.
Is that what she wears? No wonder I don't buy their stuff. I don't get the obsession with them, I get for big or special events they're great but for everyday? No. Atleast I couldn't find anything.
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Dunno what she wears, but whatever the fuck it is, she uses a LOT of it.
And ditto with the MAC, some items are pretty good, but most of them are either too tacky or too tranny-looking for my tastes.
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
Can you even run in a marathon when your tits are the size of Montana? Each?
As for the kids... luv you MK for the Princess Tiamii comment. How did they decide on that -- try to figure out what a Disney princess' name would be if someone made it up by forehead-whacking a keyboard? Ugh, I hate to think what her next kids will be called.
Is it wrong if I think her lips in the top pic look like a shiny pink dirtstar?
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What's the difference between a rectum and an anus, anyway? All I know is, mine only opens one way: OUT!
Babies and marathons....boring. I need more drug induced ragaholic meltdowns please.
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RIP Pepper ♥
So...did she say WHICH marathon, or does she think there is only one?
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on November 4, 2008 - 10:30am.
Is that what she wears? No wonder I don't buy their stuff. I don't get the obsession with them, I get for big or special events they're great but for everyday? No. Atleast I couldn't find anything.
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I Voted
*training for marathon, like everyone else*
Submitted by snowpiece on November 4, 2008 - 10:25am.
YAY US!!!
OT: This is why Katie and Peter will never break up. It's part of their business arrangement to be beards for each other. He doesn't seem so gay, and she doesn't seem so whorish with a husband and kids. It's all about marketing.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
4 more babies?Is she in some competition with Angie?Wierdo...
She does look cute and not so ho-like in her jammies though.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by Salem13 on November 4, 2008 - 10:28am.
Katie looks like shit, she really needs to lay off the plastic surgery.
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...aaaand the MAC counter.
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
Man I don't know anything anout "The Sun" but that is one HORRIBLE magazine, I'm not sure which one I hate more that or "The Daily Mail". Anyway Katie looks like shit, she really needs to lay off the plastic surgery.
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Harvey and Latarian need to get together and do some "hood rat stuff" to those elegant pyjamas.
Submitted by Deb on November 4, 2008 - 10:22am.
Can anyone imagine running 26.2 miles with those cajungas bouncing up and down?
Her left tit will knock her out in the first mile.
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Honey, have you SEEN her tits? Them bitches are ROCK SOLID, trust me, not even a hurricane would make 'em move.
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
And by saying that next year she'll start trying to get preggers she is really saying she's going to plaster her headboard with pictures of Tommy Girl and Gay Travolta and have Peter do her from behind.
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Oh yeah, she's Superwoman alright. What's next, Mt. Kilimanjaro? I'd be happy if she kept her drawers on in public.
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
--Bob Dylan
Another sorry excuse for a human being who has NO BUSINESS being a mother.
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
Deb: plus we voted! WHOOT WHOOT go you and me!
LOL
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snowy,
Now! Now!
I never did those things either. Also, I never jumped out of a plane.
I'm ok with all that!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I laugh! I laugh at you honey! Oh yeah! Yeah you, YOU Katie Price.
Ugggggg she is pointless.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Training for a marathon? Please, Jordan. The only "marathons" this chick participates in are Blow Job marathons.
Can anyone imagine running 26.2 miles with those cajungas bouncing up and down?
Her left tit will knock her out in the first mile.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
i am so lame, I never ran in a marathon or birthed out no babies. My life is a bowl of shit.....NAWWWWWWWWWWW!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i