What The Hell Kind Of GD Couple Is This?
The Mac Dude and fauxmosexual Tila Tequila were caught doing nasty things together at some club in Los Angeles. Some nosy person with a strong gag reflex told Page Six that the Mac Dude "asked her to straddle him while making out. Eww." I love that the nosy person said "Ewww." Only Blair Waldorf would say that shit.
The Mac Dude and Tila have also been seen together at LAX and a club in Las Vegas.
This dude is throwing me off. First, he was getting it on with Drew Barrymore, then he was slapping flour sacks with Kiki Dunst and now Tila?! The fuck? I would expect him to go from Kiki to Mischa Barton and then to the homeless hipster on the corner. But Tila?!
And what happened to Tila and Nay Nay?! Although, Nay Nay sort of looks like the Mac Dude.....if he got hit by a semi-truck, dragged four miles and then thrown into the sewer. Don't know who Nay Nay is? Google her, you dumb fuck!
My friend made out with him in New York last Tuesday! Dude is ubiquitous.
My friend made out with him in New York last Tuesday! Dude is ubiquitous.
Mac Dude is pretty rancid
I foresee a Mac/Yahoo catfight.
If this was the 90s I would joke that he was going to interface with her suzzy port, but it's not, so I won't.
I love the Justin Long Downgrade chart:
http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/11/04/justin-longs-hook-up-downward-spir...
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VROOM VROOM
I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
Chickenhead. Haha.
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HAPPYBMDAY!
My friends describe me a soft, kind and sincere girl with good looking. I would like to meet
a sportsboy who knows how to treat a woman on all sides. Feel free to contact me on the
famous online hub " ★★★★__ K is S M illion aireS. Co m__ ★★★★" Money is not very important
What? You mean to tell me she's *not* a lesbian and just a skank? Say it ain't so, Micheal K?
By the way, what are the odds of MTV showing a dating series, with normal, balanced gays and lesbians? I'd say the odds are better for them to start showing actual videos again.
No, no, no!! Jeepers Creepers! NOT "Mac Dude"
....He will ALWAYS be "Derry" to me!!
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Love,
Mabel
a.k.a. "Greta Grunts"
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
This is downgrade after downgrade if there ever was one:
from Drew Barrymore, who is loveliness
to Kiki Drunkst, who is a snaggle toothed skank biscuit
to Tila Tequila who is a scantily clad tranny train wreck...
I just don't know WHERE to begin with the high fuckery factor going on here!!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Hope Mac Dude can Google STD's. Cuz something tells me he's gonna have to research a few unpleasant symptoms in the privacy of his own home.
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Mac Dude... Thinkin' Different...
@miso-horny: well this last one sounds pretty close:)
She Nay Nay's Interests
General being a shit disturber or the ultimate chickenhead
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HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by Sandbitch on November 4, 2008 - 4:34pm.
Submitted by angel_i on November 4, 2008 - 4:31pm.
Hey Sandbitch! Can you send the masterpieces you've made with the Ice hands to my cum dumpster? No - not Paris...
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Hi Angel - I sent them on yesterday - dint you get them?
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Oopsie! I'm mad multi-tasking at the moment and I haven't checked yet but I din't know if you saw that post. YAY! Thanks!
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HAPPYBMDAY!
DUDE,
"It's sweet and sexay."
Yes it is! M.E. was right..you can rock the porn stache!
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Baby G., we bring you 20 cigarettes, a Diet Coke, and a sack of charcoal!
fauxmosexual. Priceless! Love the Dlisted guy.
=I think him and Mischa would look good together.
Submitted by angel_i on November 4, 2008 - 4:31pm.
Hey Sandbitch! Can you send the masterpieces you've made with the Ice hands to my cum dumpster? No - not Paris...
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Hi Angel - I sent them on yesterday - dint you get them? I have one to add to the list (CTH). Do you want me to send them again?
Submitted by Clarisse on November 4, 2008 - 4:16pm.
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;) It's sweet and sexay.
the DUDE! abides...
Hey Sandbitch! Can you send the masterpieces you've made with the Ice hands to my cum dumpster? No - not Paris...
thirteenangels@live.com
tanky:)
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Submitted by angel_i on November 4, 2008 - 4:08pm.
I'll second that emotion.
Plus, someone please show me a hawt pic of a sportsboy and a sex hooker. Are you listening MK??
A sportsboy/sex hooker would just blow all my circuits.
*zzzzzzz*
xo
Drunken typing is tolerated. Brainless is not. YOU HEAR ME CHICALOCA? ---Sandbitch
Submitted by Sandbitch on November 4, 2008 -
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I just posed the same ? in another thread. I think bitch is referring to her box.
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With my luck, bitch would turn out to be creepy Lee from the Tyra sell-your-virginity show.
Can you imagine his nasty whispering "I want to treat you on all sides..."?
*chokes on vom*
Sorry. I'll be back in a minute...Ugh.
Drunken typing is tolerated. Brainless is not. YOU HEAR ME CHICALOCA? ---Sandbitch
CARROTTOP!
My little love muffin!!! Work still beating the piss out of ya?
DUDE,
Nice 'stache!
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Baby G., we bring you 20 cigarettes, a Diet Coke, and a sack of charcoal!
@Leona
What does it mean to "treat a woman on all sides"?
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I just posed the same ? in another thread. I think bitch is referring to her box.
sexyr322d
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I think we should have Hot Spammer Slut awards. I think this bitch would win.
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Submitted by sexyr322d on November 4, 2008 - 3:17pm.
I would like to meet a sportsboy who knows how to treat a woman on all sides.
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Me, too, and so would LOVE CARROTTOP, but what does that mean???
A sportsboy who knows how to treat a woman on all sides?
Hmmmmmm.
Any ideas here sheeps? You're our resident repository of knowledge and wisdom.
What does it mean to "treat a woman on all sides"?
Drunken typing is tolerated. Brainless is not. YOU HEAR ME CHICALOCA? ---Sandbitch
Submitted by sexyr322d on November 4, 2008 - 3:17pm.
My friends describe me a soft, kind and sincere girl with good looking.
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Good looking what? Saddlebags? Lovehandles? 4-inch labia?
My friends describe me a soft, kind and sincere girl with good looking. I would like to meet
a sportsboy who knows how to treat a woman on all sides. Feel free to contact me on the
famous online hub " ★★★★__ K is S M illion aireS. Co m__ ★★★★" Money is not very
important
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on November 4, 2008 - 2:49pm.
Anybody who would make sexy times with Tila is crazy and gross.
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BB, meet Mac Dude. He is both crazy and gross.
Drunken typing is tolerated. Brainless is not. YOU HEAR ME CHICALOCA? ---Sandbitch
It's so wierd, but I find TT to be completely asexual and the antithesis of sexy.
That being said, did the block head accidentally glue her titties together?
the DUDE! abides...
Anybody who would make sexy times with Tila is crazy and gross.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by christine the hoff on November 4, 2008 - 1:44pm.
FYI , if you don't pay the internets bills they shut you off
the nerve!!!!
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They keep calling my house, should i answer?
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"My fellow prisoners...." - John McCain
"Brothers should pull up their pants"-Barack Obama
"I can see 2012 from Alaska" - Sarah Palin
"Luxurious lifestyles take a hit" - USAToday
O but the bird bird bird
The bird is the word
I said the bird bird bird
The bird is the word
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Miso / CTH,
Everybody's heard about the bird.
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Baby G., we bring you 20 cigarettes, a Diet Coke, and a sack of charcoal!
then Benji Madden shall get you a new and improved compoootah!
Benji Madden grants all wishes. He's the gift that keeps on giving (he got that from Paris)
i lost a toof last night, placed it under my pillow and prayed: "Benji Madden, please bring me some awesome GRILLZ". And he did! pure magic, i tell ya! me be blinging!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by Farrah on November 4, 2008 - 2:05pm.
naw, I be working nites, I can play here during the day
miso THE BIRD IS THE WORD!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by christine the hoff on November 4, 2008 - 2:02pm.
thanks guys
I start a new job next week so this shit is ovah!
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WHAT??? no more CTH??? oooohhh, no dahling!
BENJI MADDEN will pay them bills. And give you little friends. And no, they're not Sea Monkies, but they kinda itch...
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Tila is nothing more than a publicity whore! But what up with the mac dude? http://www.Scandaloushousewife.net
Submitted by christine the hoff on November 4, 2008 - 2:02pm.
So...do you know about the bird?
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I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
Farrah the power i mean the power here keeps having these surges i guess. LOL
And every time the lights blink my computer shits all the hell down man.
Then i have to turn that bitch back on.
gawd its getting on my nerves
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
thanks guys
I start a new job next week so this shit is ovah!
on topic, who the fuak are theese peeeples?
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by christine the hoff on November 4, 2008 - 1:44pm.
I MISSEDS YOU FUCKERS!
FYI , if you don't pay the internets bills they shut you off
the nerve!!!!
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CTH! I was wondering what happened to you!
Fuckers. And you can't even boycott! They totally got us by the balls.
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HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by jessiekitty on November 4, 2008 - 1:56pm.
have you seen it? shes a chick with a dick though, right?
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by LoLo on November 4, 2008 - 1:53pm.
ha ha ha
Hoff poor hoff!
You guys the pwer in the building keeps clicking on and off so i keep having to turn all my shit back on to talk to you guys! damn it!
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i have no idea what that rant was supposed to mean, but i cantsss livesss without mah LoLo!!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
she used to have some porn site, and in the bio she talked about how she was a wigger in highschool.
This guy's chicks get uglier and uglier. moving the wrong way on the ladder.
gross.
I know these broads he's dating aren't that impressive, but how is a little dingle berry like him scoring them?
was he rich before he became an actor or something?
ha ha ha
Hoff poor hoff!
You guys the pwer in the building keeps clicking on and off so i keep having to turn all my shit back on to talk to you guys! damn it!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by putas on November 4, 2008 - 1:47pm.
She looks like a Steve Madden print ad
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
perfect mix between a Bratz doll and a Steve Madden ad!!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?