What The Hell Kind Of GD Couple Is This?
The Mac Dude and fauxmosexual Tila Tequila were caught doing nasty things together at some club in Los Angeles. Some nosy person with a strong gag reflex told Page Six that the Mac Dude "asked her to straddle him while making out. Eww." I love that the nosy person said "Ewww." Only Blair Waldorf would say that shit.
The Mac Dude and Tila have also been seen together at LAX and a club in Las Vegas.
This dude is throwing me off. First, he was getting it on with Drew Barrymore, then he was slapping flour sacks with Kiki Dunst and now Tila?! The fuck? I would expect him to go from Kiki to Mischa Barton and then to the homeless hipster on the corner. But Tila?!
And what happened to Tila and Nay Nay?! Although, Nay Nay sort of looks like the Mac Dude.....if he got hit by a semi-truck, dragged four miles and then thrown into the sewer. Don't know who Nay Nay is? Google her, you dumb fuck!
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HOFF UP IN DA HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!
missed you too beeeeatch!
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She looks like a Steve Madden print ad (those giant headed doll nightmares) and he is fucking ugly. These bitches have money and supposedly can take their pick right? He's such a load. And I think I am the only one who never saw one of his fucking ads. I refuse to. Won't do it!
Well I fucking Googled Nay Nay and I got this:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendI...
and this:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&
friendID=66672976
Also this:
http://www.myspace.com/nastynasia
So which one is Nay Nay?
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VROOM VROOM
I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
So who's her next choice? the drive thru guy at mcdonalds?
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Surfing the apocalypse.
CTH!!!! missed u too!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
And OMFG I think I have that plaid shirt. It's from Zara. But mine fits better and I don't have cantaloupes for breasts.
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
I MISSEDS YOU FUCKERS!
FYI , if you don't pay the internets bills they shut you off
the nerve!!!!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
NASTY! The homeless junkie in the ally is probably cleaner.
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"GODDAMMIT, SIS, not again!!!" *runs out to the alley*
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"Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?"
Those beautiful implants are really becoming of her.
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
Fucking your way to the top...Macdude...y'r doin it WRONG.
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Baby G., we bring you 20 cigarettes, a Diet Coke, and a sack of charcoal!
Now I HAVE seen everything.
hahaha snow!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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Who in their right mind would touch TT?
NASTY! The homeless junkie in the ally is probably cleaner.
when I went to vote and they asked my name I wanted to say "GOOGLE ME YOU DUMB FUCK!"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Sad cuz he's was the only cutie in Herbie the Hohan Hag...
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
"Don't know who Nay Nay is? Google her, you dumb fuck!"
Jesus! I just about spat soda all over my keyboard!
Lolo, that was pretty fucking funny!
heehee
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what's happened has happened, what's coming is already on it's way, with a role for me to play
And I don't understand, I'll never understand, but I'll try to understand....there's nothing else I can do...
What The Hell Kind Of GD Couple Is This?
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MK, I shouldn't even type today (but I have issues) you really are saying it all for me.
Does Tila get that her tits are not "a happy surprise" anymore? That's what happens when you're a ho - your tits start to lose their "je ne sais quoi..." nawmsayin'?
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HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by LoLo on November 4, 2008 - 1:33pm.
Why doesnt this little dork ass bitch just stick his dick in a crusted up can of tuna that has been sitting out in the sun for a couple of days?
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LMFAO, LoLo
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"Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?"
Any dick cozy in a storm I guess. I think I'm gonna turn in my Mac for a PC.
Ick. Welcome to the STD Wall of Shame.
her music sounds like tommy pickles from rugrats on PCP.
WHY would anyone touch TT?
she is nastaaaaay.
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what's happened has happened, what's coming is already on it's way, with a role for me to play
And I don't understand, I'll never understand, but I'll try to understand....there's nothing else I can do...
Why doesnt this little dork ass bitch just stick his dick in a crusted up can of tuna that has been sitting out in the sun for a couple of days?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
LMAO at Google her. Classic. Her daddy must be so proud
LMAO @ slapping flour sacks!
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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. ~Roger Caras
RIP Pepper ♥
I'm sorry, I don't know WHAT would possess a semi normal guy to want to get with this smelly used up freak of nature. I guess some men really have no shame.
(oh and I was talking about Kiki, not Tila, LOL)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Don't know who Nay Nay is? Google her, you dumb fuck!"
Why do that when we have you, MK, and your endless witticisms? You're a ton better than Google! And funnier.
Thanks,
Dumb Fuck
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What's the difference between a rectum and an anus, anyway? All I know is, mine only opens one way: OUT!
EW (indeed)
JUSTIN LONG WAS IN CROSSROADS!!!!
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!
that movie was on tv last night and I had to check it out (couldnt watch it continuously but..)
britters spends the first part of th emovie (all I could stand) prancing around in her skivvies. Justin Long is her prom date and they go to a hotel to fuck. I couldnt watch any more, but shitters was VERY fuckable in those days thats for sure.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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That mac dude is so gross on his own, and then when he's involved with these gross chicks, it's a double whammy. eeewww
The fuck? I thought he was still with Drew "I've fucked everybody in hollywood" Barrymore.
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this guy always looks like he needs a shower. Then again, seeing the company he keeps, he probably does.
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"Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?"
She strikes me as more of a PC kind of person. (Pun ends here)
Seriously, is he trying to get as many STDs as possible until his penis falls off? How long till he starts banging Paris?!
Wow - so Justin Long wants to take over the Horndog Douchebag crown from John Mayer. What a guy.
Justin how could you???
Is this Nay Nay MK?
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The Mac Dude sees more Hollywood nookie than Dr. 90210.
He reminds me of David Schwimmer. And that's not a good thing.
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
--Bob Dylan