And They're At It Again...
Before all this election crap, what did the babbling hens on "The View" bitch about? And when it's all over, what the hell are they going to queef about next? Knowing Hasselcrack, she'll just giving bringing up the same shit as she always does. I must say that when she opens her pie hole, I start to smile, because I know the wolves will devour her.
The election is almost over, but it was fighting as usual on today's show. It started how it always starts. Hasselcrack goes caca from her mouth and then the other three tag team her until Whoop goes to commercial and the argument abruptly ends.
Today, they argued about Palin, Ayers, Wright, blah...blah.. blah... It erupted with all of them yelling at Hasselcrack, which sounds like a bunch of squealing pigs fighting over the last chunky butt pebble.
They really need a kindergarten teacher to come in and teach them how to let everyone have their turn when speaking. Fuck. They should pull the rod out of Hasselcrack's ass and use that as a talking stick!
Above is a shorter clip from today's crap and click here to see the longer part.
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Submitted by angel_i on November 4, 2008 - 2:40pm.
Is that passive-aggressive? To me, it's just what IG said: nails on a blackboard.
I liked your pillow-talk post. (I don't get it either, but I love to gape.)
Joy is the epitome of the "C" word!! I swear, that bitch will jump on a bandwagon without knowing the facts. She just doesn't want to look like odd man out like Elizabeth. How can she sit there and actually compare McCains infidelity to that of Rev. Wrights rant against the white people?! It's not even on the same level! I get that the man has anger issues (let's face it, many black people do and it's understandable), but I hear what Elizabeth is saying too. You worry that when someone looks up to a person like the Rev. then maybe his views will be distorted as well. I think that's what the republicans fear about Obama's association with that man. Whoopi and Sherri will obviously defend it and make excuses for it-but Joy is just showing how dumb she truly is. Those 3 knuckleheads stand their ground just as much as Elizabeth, so why is she always so hated? Because she's a republican? Because she addresses some of the issues that the liberals seem to want to sweep under the carpet? Yeah, Elizabeth can be annoying, but it's only because she's the ONLY one on that panel defending her views. She doesn't have 3 followers backing up her opinions like the others do.
I went to vote today. I live in boring old Henderson, NV so there were no long lines or rioting in the streets.
I will say this, if Obama goes up on Inauguration Day and whips out a turban and starts screaming, "Praise Allah", I will feel the absolute fool. I will send Elisabeth Hasselbeck a bouquet of flowers and a note that says simply, "My bad."
Until then, I wish she would just shut up already.
This is why I hate politics and religion, nobody seems to agree and most people always end up yelling at each other.
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Submitted by NitWitty on November 4, 2008 - 2:48pm.
Meh. It's like Jerry Springer without the cussing, slapping, hair pulling and cousin fuckin'. What's the point?
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Not so fast, Nitwitty--we don't really know what goes on backstage.
Maybe Cousins Daryl, Daryl, and Horace come to work with those old bags.
Drunken typing is tolerated. Brainless is not. YOU HEAR ME CHICALOCA? ---Sandbitch
Oh GWAD! don't get me started on prop 8.
I had a huge fight with my F.I.L and Mr. XX about it! My SIL too.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on November 4, 2008 - 2:51pm.
This has jack shit to do with the topic, but I just came across it and thought my fellow Dlisted hoarz and pimps would like it:
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2008/11/d-listers-are-worst.html
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How cool is that, IV?! Thanks for sharing. MK got a shout out and we all got called Great Readers!
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
They are all obnoxious. The premise of the show was SUPPOSED to be women from different walks of life coming together to yap every morning. Uh, yeah..3 comedians and one reality show star. Not really "different walks of life" there, Barbara. I swear they just fight for the sake of ratings. I really don't beleive any of it anymore. It's like a typical "reality" show..scripted from start to finish.
Submitted by islandgirl on November 4, 2008 - 2:16pm.
They remind me of the sound of nails on a blackboard. Or the sensation you get from chewing on tinfoil.
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You said it, GF! Same old, same old.
Drunken typing is tolerated. Brainless is not. YOU HEAR ME CHICALOCA? ---Sandbitch
Sparky nemisis" I see your point, I also see the commenst turning into "uncelebrity" views.tsk,tks, Aside from the funny ass post, i come to this site because it's generally politically free.
HOWEVER, I think MK is just showcasing another "dumb blonde" the same way he does with paris, katherine, jessica, and that horsey-face taco eating girl with spencer.
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I don't like when you get political, Michael, because not all of your readers will be voting the same way as those yentas on The View. You may not like 'Lis but she has a right to her opinion. I find the show unwatchable because Joy, who once was my fave, is the biggest hardass/abrasive one of them all. And I blame Barbara for allowing it to continue...for the sake of the almighty ratings.
Palin/Hasselbitch 2012 y'all!!!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Elisabeth is as delusional as the people voting for Prop 8. She's dead wrong and I think it's hilarious that she's still on this program. I understand that you're passionate about your party, but the whole Republican party as a whole is fucked to the max and I'm wondering why she doesn't see that. We all pay taxes, it's what we as Americans have to do to make this country thrive... and that's fact. Delusional whore.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on November 4, 2008 - 2:45pm.
I find it alittle uncomfortable and extreamly UNFAIR that they have basically 4 democrats against 1 republican. I mean talk about ganging up on someone!
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yea especially when you have a not-so-intelligent republican who can't hold her own, nor is she eloquent.. she justs bursts our with irrationalities like a child on the brink of a tantrum. her come backs are so unconvincing and desperate, like she has a list of insults all panned out, and despite the criticism she'll just pick one and throw it out there even if it doesn't answer the question. as long as its a criticism of barrack obama that will do. and yea she went to college, but she wouldn't know education if it smacked her in the face.
joy and sherry are like housewives squabbling like almost headless chickens - so its hard to fight those voices as well. i imagine they would act just like hasslecrack if cornered 3 to 1 but just haven't been had the misfortunes of being in that situation.
Yeah, I hope they get another "republican" or "conservative" on the show. Poor Elisabeth, trying to win an argument over Whoopi and Joy. She almost always looks incompetent against Whoopi & Joy (never mind Sherri, but I still like her). I love The View!!!
I just think Elizabeth can't hold her arguments. Everytime she disagrees with them, she starts to cry and yell. They really need to get some other qualified rebuplican that won't cry and moan. Not an x-reality show contestant.
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This has jack shit to do with the topic, but I just came across it and thought my fellow Dlisted hoarz and pimps would like it:
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2008/11/d-listers-are-worst.html
why even have hasslecrack on? replace her with rosie and call it a day!
It's so nasty when they are all talking/screaming over each other. They should just make politics an off-topic! Although tomorrow's show should be interesting! LOL
Meh. It's like Jerry Springer without the cussing, slapping, hair pulling and cousin fuckin'. What's the point?
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Jeebus, Hasselcrack is out of this world. The shit some people believe in...
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bocca, that is very open minded of you however as a homo i think you would like those odds.
@Jimmy... Exactly...
I find it alittle uncomfortable and extreamly UNFAIR that they have basically 4 democrats against 1 republican. I mean talk about ganging up on someone!
Yo HoHo...dont really have time to look up words like your ass just prolly did. Yep..guess im a bad speller..you really got me on that one loser.
Life is all about ass. You're either kissing it, kicking it, making one out of yourself or trying to get a piece of it.
They should at least balance this shit and put another "conservative" on the table .. not that I care about the show but just by watching the clips I know what I am not missing..
Election 2008 - Either way we are fucked!
*rolls eyes
these bitches can't die soon enough for me. i think that's the only way they will STOP TALKING!
I would find the View catfights more entertaining if they typically had substance, but they don't. They rarely do. Joy and Whoopi scream, Elisabeth screams, and Barbara Walters smiles politely while secretly wishing Elisabeth would die. LET'S ALL SCREAM ABOUT WILLIAM AYERS AND SARAH PALIN AND IGNORE THE TWO PEOPLE ACTUALLY RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT@!#@$!$%@#
I think to remain relevant, the View needs to probe Sherri Sheppard's brain for more of her infinite 'wisdom.' Nothing came before Jesus? Hilarious! The Earth might not be round? Enlightening!
Sherri > Whoopi > Barbara Walters > Joy > Elisabeth
That is the priority in which these hos should get to talk.
That Joy is a total pig and Sherri is too busy aborting future democrats to make any sense. Elizabeth is dumb but hot and Whoopi...well she did Sister Act 2. Yikes.
http://www.rollingstone.com/news/coverstory/make_believe_maverick_the_re...
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OH.MY.GOD on November 4, 2008 - 2:37pm.
This show is still on the air?
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I never see it so I thought the same thing.
Where is Amanda?
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Submitted by Sheeps on November 4, 2008 - 2:36pm.
I don't care what the topic is or how much I agree with the speaker: as soon as people start shouting at and stepping on each other, I stop listening.
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I know, right? My eyes involuntarily roll and my body just backs away until it's far enough to turn with little notice - I'm passive aggressive with an emphasis on aggressive;p
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i think we should play a drinking game. Every time Elizabeth says the complete name 'Barack Obama' do a shot!
This show is still on the air?
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I can't wait till it's over too!
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I don't care what the topic is or how much I agree with the speaker: as soon as people start shouting at and stepping on each other, I stop listening.
Lis Filarski was born in 77 and has been married since 02. Her jump to stardom was Survivor and then marrying a football player. I have no idea how that makes her a campaign spokesperson.
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I care about bias on this shit show just about as much as i cared for that puke from my vodka last night that i just flushed down the fucking toilet!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Where's Babs?
Fiz... get a dictionary...it's melee... not malay which is the ethnic group of Malaysia.
Mel Tang, I KNOW! It has been going on for over TWO YEARS.....
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And I don't understand, I'll never understand, but I'll try to understand....there's nothing else I can do...
It really is soo f*cken ridiculous that they have 4 like minded people and one of an opposing view. Anyone watching can see the obvious bias..its laughable. And cherry (whatever her name is)wants to talk about education??? She thought the earth was FLAT! dumbass. And is she honestly questiong McCains INTEGRITY? He sat in a POW camp for five years being tortured when he could've been released. That is the definition of Integrity. Try and keep her, joys and whoopi's fat ass from craft service for five minutes and see the malay that ensues.
Life is all about ass. You're either kissing it, kicking it, making one out of yourself or trying to get a piece of it.
I never bother with these clips--add water, stir nothing ever changes same old hens talking the same old garbage. "The View" sucks ass!!
Elizabeth has crossed that line from looking fit to looking steroidal. I like toned arms but her arms are looking muscularly big. It's unattractive.
I.Can't.Wait.For.This.Focking.Election.To.Be.Over.With.
A site for sore asses!
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Once when I was lying in bed with my bf having sweet pillow talk I asked him: Did you like girls when you were a boy? And he said:
HELL, no! Girls were always, like "concerned" about something. Anything! And when they'd get in groups and start talking and giggling and squealing and it would get louder and louder...and then he made this sound that sounds exactly them bitches up there. LOL
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I don't like when you get political, Michael, because not all of your readers will be voting the same way as those yentas on The View. You may not like 'Lis but she has a right to her opinion. I find the show unwatchable because Joy, who once was my fave, is the biggest hardass/abrasive one of them all. And I blame Barbara for allowing it to continue...for the sake of the almighty ratings.
I don't even watch this show and I'm tired of it/them.
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But don't give away my alligator pie.
Haaahaaahaaaa like your pal Palin could pass a secret service background check.
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