Tuesday, November 4th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Who needs lunch? The Jackass dudes are naked. And Chris Pontius should really get that dead, limp worm he's holding checked out by a medical professional (NSFL) - OMG Blog
Whore, white and blue - Hollywood Tuna
Cristiano Ronaldo has juicy pits - Towleroad
Mischa Barton forgot that Halloween is over (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Bond in Berlin - Lainey Gossip
There's nothing natural about Pamela Anderson - Hollywood Rag
Heidi Klum strips down to her panties for Guitar Hero - Egotastic!
Vida Guerra's ass is eating her bikini - IDLYITW
Clooney and Ritchie on a sexy coffee date in Italy - Popsugar
Pope Diddy and Cassie might be doing it - Just Jared
Donuts! Donuts! Donuts! - Cityrag
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oh man I used to drool over Chris Pontius! and his luscious assssss yumm... Take a shower Chris!
Shit I keep forgetting Diddy and Cassie are engaged. Poor Kim. Kicked to the curb. Once again. LOL!
I used to think Chris was sexy. That thing looks like a dead snake :( you think he would a least liven' it up first. Meth is a helluva drug...
I may be a lezzie, but I have NEVER been so turned off by a peen as I have by Pontius. Holy cock! Get that thing checked out, man, it looks like it's about to fall off.
Submitted by NitWitty on November 4, 2008 - 4:22pm.
Pam, Pam, Pam. *sighs and shakes head* I've seen better lookin' fifty year old bar flies *coughs Slutty cough* puking in the lowest dives in the world. Girl's beat.
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A fifty year old bar fly?!?! You know I was gonna be nice, those penis shaped straws that I mailed to you, they are to be inserted into your mouth, not cram 5 or 6 into your vajayjay at once.
it's just so long, and skinny, and limp
ew
That guy's dick just turned me into a gayelle
Funny thing, I work with Chris Pontius's Dad, who is a cardiologist and very conservative.
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San Diego, roughly translated means a Whales Vagina.
Submitted by No Words on November 4, 2008 - 6:27pm.
Well, I did it...I looked at Jackass peen. I am disgusted (mostly at myself)...what a bunch of puke-inducing, infantile assholes. That limp, rubbery, snake-like penis will haunt me forever.
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It explains why these fools created the Jackass series. It's self mutilation to release the deep psychic pain of having the ugliest un-spongeworthy peens of the entire species.
Do us a favour boys, sever them.
Ahaahaha, Callan, did we date the same guy? And the only thing more horrifying would be if that peen had Cisco Adler's balls attached.
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
--Bob Dylan
It must suck to be hung like a wet breadstick.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Chris Pontius has the limpest, floppiest peen I've ever seen..... since my ex-boyfriend.
Submitted by NitWitty on November 4, 2008 - 5:10pm.
Nit, this is for your eyes only. I am ashamed to confess I watched the first jackass movie and ROTFL. Even worse, I forced my elderly mother to watch it with me. She is still not over the scene of the guys stun-gunning themselves in the gooch.
*hangs head in shame*
I loved it.
So I sit as daintily as possible (drinking my standard 4 mimosas) and do my silent scream routine. --Sock-Monkey
Well, I did it...I looked at Jackass peen. I am disgusted (mostly at myself)...what a bunch of puke-inducing, infantile assholes. That limp, rubbery, snake-like penis will haunt me forever.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on November 4, 2008 - 5:32pm.
Is the midget top or bottom? Dwarf tossing?
So I sit as daintily as possible (drinking my standard 4 mimosas) and do my silent scream routine. --Sock-Monkey
WhooHoo! Whippets and PBR! Par-TAY!
I used to love "Jackass". It was stupid-funny.
Now their schtick is tired.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
*Shudders*
Ugh, the Jackass fellows look more vomit inducing than usual. The condition of their bodies & skin makes me believe that their all infected with scabies & haven't showered in a couple of months. Gag.
I can't fault Mischa Barton for gaining a few pounds, as I've noticed I've put on a few too after snacking on Doritos at work for the last 3 months. So I know what it's like to try to squeeze into those old jeans. But damn girl, you gotta use some discretion! When you put on a pair of pants & can actually see the outlines of your skin & every single dimple of fat & celluite, you need to re-think your outfit choice.
And Pam Anderson looks like shit, as usual.
The jackass guys all fuck each other. It's obvious.
Mischa isn't fat, she's just not as bone skinny as she used to be.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
@Jiggy. LOL! I just asked my daughter if that wasn't the hideous MTV show she was watching about one of the jack asses getting married last year. She said it was Bam Margerra so I don't know if this limp dick has a wife.
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on November 4, 2008 - 4:19pm.
Louise, sleep and not constantly doing blow and champagne will keep you younger looking than sunblcok.
I have spent my whole life in the sun, and no one ever believes my age.
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I'm cool then. No one ever believes my age either. I have excellent genes. My mom just turned 60 and no one can believe it.
Sorry, had to edit. Don't want to out mah boo.
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Submitted by NitWitty on November 4, 2008 - 4:52pm.
So is this heinousness married? If so, then some gals have NO self-esteem. Call Intervention!!
So I sit as daintily as possible (drinking my standard 4 mimosas) and do my silent scream routine. --Sock-Monkey
Submitted by Vadge on November 4, 2008 - 4:27pm.
For fuk sakes, go away Pam and take your drug induced, disease ridden, lip-lining, 10 pounds of mascara wearing, scaley skinned, fugly mug with you!
That felt good..
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I love you, Vadge. You do have a way with words.
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Bye! Good
Submitted by Leona on November 4, 2008 - 4:36pm.
I think he got the Bobbit treatment and is just holding up a facsimile.
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Well, in that case lets hope that his wife has a facsimile of a vag. EYARK!
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Submitted by NitWitty on November 4, 2008 - 4:51pm.
*dialing Sluttsville at corporate*
Submitted by NitWitty on November 4, 2008 - 4:51pm.
Yes, but we tattle.
Drunken typing is tolerated. Brainless is not. YOU HEAR ME CHICALOCA? ---Sandbitch
Submitted by Sheeps on November 4, 2008 - 4:26pm.
You're in biggg trouble, mister.
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I happen to know she's workin' late. Shhhh.
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Submitted by NitWitty on November 4, 2008 - 4:20pm.
Did Chris Pontius use that thing to bungee jump with?! HOLY Mother of Mary!!! Thing doesn't even look like it'd work right.
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I think he got the Bobbit treatment and is just holding up a facsimile.
Drunken typing is tolerated. Brainless is not. YOU HEAR ME CHICALOCA? ---Sandbitch
What
The
Fuck
Happened
To
Pam
Anderson?
*running with scissors*
AAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH!
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What's the difference between a rectum and an anus, anyway? All I know is, mine only opens one way: OUT!
For fuk sakes, go away Pam and take your drug induced, disease ridden, lip-lining, 10 pounds of mascara wearing, scaley skinned, fugly mug with you!
That felt good..
♥ I'm taking requests...♥
Submitted by NitWitty on November 4, 2008 - 4:22pm.
I've seen better lookin' fifty year old bar flies *coughs Slutty cough*
You're in biggg trouble, mister.
I never thought I'd ever see a dwarfs penis, I can die happy now. :P
Submitted by Sheeps on November 4, 2008 - 4:20pm.
well Sheeps you are pretty smart IMO so i gather you could make a pretty good guess at the level of humor I'd laugh at....that show did make me giggle quite a bit.
quite a bit!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I never thought I'd say this, but that is one ugly penis.
Pam, Pam, Pam. *sighs and shakes head* I've seen better lookin' fifty year old bar flies *coughs Slutty cough* puking in the lowest dives in the world. Girl's beat.
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Submitted by LoLo on November 4, 2008 - 4:12pm.
All those years of having pelicans eat sardines out of his thong caught up with him. It sounds like I'm in the minority, but I thought that show was stupidly funny. I recall them dressing as zebras and a baby lion just ripping the headpiece off one of them.
Did Chris Pontius use that thing to bungee jump with?! HOLY Mother of Mary!!! Thing doesn't even look like it'd work right.
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Louise, sleep and not constantly doing blow and champagne will keep you younger looking than sunblcok.
I have spent my whole life in the sun, and no one ever believes my age.
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what's happened has happened, what's coming is already on it's way, with a role for me to play
And I don't understand, I'll never understand, but I'll try to understand....there's nothing else I can do...
Sexy? the jackass dumbasses? says who? the hillbillies?. They are nasty, period. I wonder why are they even still alive!. Oh! and I haven't seen more sad looking penises, than those of these douchebags. I have a debate over who has the nastiest penis, if the midget or the one with the long limp weiner.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
What is that? Silly Putty dick?
Yep, July 1, 1967. I looked it up to be sure.
I'm going to go buy a bucket of sun block now.
Well Jeffro11, looks like i was wrong. There are peni out there i do not want to wake up too. Huh.
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Baby G., we bring you 20 cigarettes, a Diet Coke, and a sack of charcoal!
Sheeps, maybe even an Acme anvil was dropped on it by that pesky Road Runner?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
OMG - Pammy's only 41?...41? 1967 right?
That's insane - I thought she was 50 lol.
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HAPPYBMDAY!
Oh Dear God.....WeeMan peen. NSFL like everevereverever.
Submitted by LoLo on November 4, 2008 - 4:08pm.
That penis has been slammed in a dryer door no?
A bank vault?
Obviously, Pam has used coco oil for tanning much too long. Children, behold the ravages of sun damage! Hopefully her line of sun lotions will include more than recycled grease and tinting agents.
That penis has been slammed in a dryer door no?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
was his dick crooked or just depressed? Its so strange its confusing.