Tuesday, November 4th 2008

Carrie Underwood Endorses Not Endorsing

Carrie Underwears thinks all celebwhores should keep their mouth holes closed when it comes to publicly endorsing a presidential candidate. I'm sure Oprah is going to lose a lot of sleep over this.

In the new issue of TV Guide, Carrie said, "There is someone I do support, but I don't support publicly. I lose all respect for celebrities when they back a candidate. It's saying that the American public isn't smart enough to make their own decisions. I would never want anybody to vote for anything or anybody just because I told them to. Music is where you go to get away from all the BS. Whether it's from politics or just the world around you, music should be an escape."

Celebwhores have the right to endorse whoever the fuck they want. Carrie also has the right to tell them to shut the fuck up. Just like I have the right to tell her to shut the fuck up. And you have the right to tell me shut me to shut the fuck up. See how that works?

That said, I'm about to go vote, so does anybody know who La Pequena and Rojo Caliente are publicly endorsing?

VIA Just Jared

Posted by: Michael K


Momus the Sarcastic's picture

What is that appendage in the back of her mouth/throat?

Did she sprain her uvula?

For someone who is a professed vegetarian, she's sure full of bullshit!

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LoLo's picture

Clarisse My motto is "Fuck it!"
so enjoy that felling of Fuck Itedness!
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NitWitty's picture

@Clarisse. He's sitting on that chair all excited like he just spotted you walking into the room!!
Glad you like the Avi ;)

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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."

Apparently Carrie does not feel her fans are capable of making their own decisions either. I would not be so sure that all celebs that endorse a candidate are doing it to sway their fans, nor do I beleive that fans of these celebs are without their own opinions.

Clarisse's picture

LoLo!!
I feel a wee bit childish, but i say fuck it! Been a fan for 10 years and i got to meet him. I'm giddy.

Plus i had THE GREATEST dream that night!!!

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Clarisseeeee,

Eddie is one sexy motherfucker.
signed, sealed and delivered
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I could tell you that I like your sensitivity, when you know it's the way that you walk.

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Clarisse!!!! Im lovong how giddy you are!

*swoon*
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Mrs K.,
Look at him sitting on his little chair!! I'm giddy...i'm 36...it'll wear off soon =)

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc276/futilemind2000/EIDK4.jpg

Nit!!
oh god!! THAT AVI IS FUNNIIIIIIIII!

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Submitted by Clarisse on November 4, 2008 - 5:50pm.

Mrs.Kravitz
I had the pleasure of meeting him Sunday...now I am like a 12 year old girl that got to meet a Jonas brother!!!!
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I know. I read about it earlier today.
I am STILL burning with jealousy.
But it must have been a thrill, huh?
I am very excited for you!!
Really, I mean that
*sotto voce--damn that Clarisse*
KIDDING!!!

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I could tell you that I like your sensitivity, when you know it's the way that you walk.

Submitted by Farrah on November 4, 2008 - 5:48pm.

Hey, I'm just summarizing the epi--I didn't create it.

I liked your kind goodbye to the Peruvian singer.

LoLo's picture

I happen to like Babbsszzzssss singing.

My grandmaw called me and asshole once because i wanted to listen to a song of hers in the car.
Then the old bitch put on the sound track from Mama Fucking Mia, the broadway shit.

She is hell to ride in a car with.
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Mrs.Kravitz
I had the pleasure of meeting him Sunday...now I am like a 12 year old girl that got to meet a Jonas brother!!!!

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Submitted by Sheeps on November 4, 2008 - 5:44pm.
They then show a segment from "Prince of Tides" where just Streisand's nose is pixelated.
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*speechless*
*pissed*
BLASPHEMY!!!

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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?

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Sheeps
that is one helluva nose, I will tell you that.

When she started out in the biz she was told to get it fixed and she refused...said she was afraid it would mess with her voice.

I know it sounds, like I am a Babsaloonie...actually I am not.

Oh, and Family Guy sucks.
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Farrah and Mrs. K: On "Family Guy" last night, Peter goes into the new Lackluster Video for some porno. The clerk tells him that the new management has tried to clean up the more "adult" DVDs. They then show a segment from "Prince of Tides" where just Streisand's nose is pixelated.

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Submitted by Clarisse on November 4, 2008 - 5:41pm.

Psssst Mrs.Kravitz...Eddie Izzard wants to have sex with me. It's true.
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doesn't everybody?

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Psssst Mrs.Kravitz...Eddie Izzard wants to have sex with me. It's true.

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Baby G., we bring you 20 cigarettes, a Diet Coke, and a sack of charcoal!

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shes a stupid fuck for saying that.
i love her songs but this just made me hate her.
people who vote for mccain say this type of "BS" as she would say...
well what can u expect? she's white trash so obviouslyy....

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Sandbitch OUCH! not that fanny! LOL
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KD's picture

Ziggy- based on the few Jordanloonies I've seen, I don't envy you. They are like a tool set short of ..a tool set.

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Submitted by Sandbitch on November 4, 2008 - 5:31pm.

bend over, baby, and get ready cause here I come.
(get ready cause here I come, get ready cause here I come)

I never met a girl who made me feel the way that you do
(You're alright)
Whenever I'm asked who makes my dreams real, I tell 'em you do
(You're outta sight)
Well, fee, fi, fo, fum,
Look out baby, 'cause here I come

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I could tell you that I like your sensitivity, when you know it's the way that you walk.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 4, 2008 -
Yes, I did.
*beaming*
I do not remember which election, however...maybe it was the '04 presidential...I, um, have memories problems...too much acid in college, habitual pot smoking...Prozac.

don't rain on my parade
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uh, i believe it wasn't '04, but '78 and she sang Hatikvah... Acid does a body good!

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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?

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i don't know her, by her pic i don't like her, but she does have a point.

votevotevotevotevotevotevotevote.......................

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Sandbitch's picture

Damn it MK, stop repeating yourself.

Kaylee's picture

Well said MK!

Kaylee's picture

Well said MK!

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 4, 2008 - 5:27pm.

SNOWY~~

Turn around so I can pinch your fanny!!!!!

===Did you know that in Australia, only the womenfolk have a fanny? And rarely do they like having them pinched.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 4, 2008 -
I'll never forget the night Babs Streisand called me...
Like a dream come true

PEOPLE WHO NEED PEOPLE ARE THE LUCKIEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*spit* how dare you! so "all the misty watercolor memories of the way we were" she whispered thru MY phone were all a bunch of crap?!?!
*runs away in tears*

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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?

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SNOWY~~

Turn around so I can pinch your fanny!!!!!
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I could tell you that I like your sensitivity, when you know it's the way that you walk.

Gabriela's picture

If I run over this windbag can I blame it on Jesus? "He took the wheel from me officer"

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It's ironic that in its quest for immortality, religion itself may lead to our extinction.

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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on November 4, 2008 - 5:21pm.

Did you really receive a phonecall from Babsy Streissand?
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Yes, I did.
*beaming*
I do not remember which election, however...maybe it was the '04 presidential...I, um, have memories problems...too much acid in college, habitual pot smoking...Prozac.

don't rain on my parade

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I could tell you that I like your sensitivity, when you know it's the way that you walk.

harvey manning the phones now that would be an honor!!

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 4, 2008 - 5:17pm.

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Are you kidding?

Did you really receive a phonecall from Babsy Streissand?

Is it common for American people to get phonecalls from people at election time?

In Britain, we'd probably have people like Jordan manning the phones.

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@ZiggyStardust:

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Submitted by Miss Priss on November 4, 2008 - 5:17pm.

Mrs. K

'ello! Hohan blogged yet? lol

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No, and frankly, my life will just be an empty shell if she doesn't do it soon!
God only knows how much I love a Hohan post.

*running away crying*

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I could tell you that I like your sensitivity, when you know it's the way that you walk.

don't even get me started on babs streisand--let's conserve land while i have several huge estates!! let the little people conserve--okay you twat-4-life!!

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aka "My name is Carrie Underwood and I'm voting for McCain, along with the rest of my hillbilly Oklahoman brethren. I am ashamed and know I will catch hell, thus I think it's 'inappropriate' to talk about stuff other than ME ME ME ME ME and my new fucking album."

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Mrs K I'll never forget the night Benji Madden called me.....and told me Paris is so full of cum.....
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on November 4, 2008 - 5:14pm.

LOOOOL at the thought of having Scarlet HoHansen calling anybodies home on the campaign trail!.
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I'll never forget the night Babs Streisand called me...
Like a dream come true

PEOPLE WHO NEED PEOPLE ARE THE LUCKIEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I could tell you that I like your sensitivity, when you know it's the way that you walk.

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Mrs. K

'ello! Hohan blogged yet? lol

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Submitted by A Very Hot Pussy on November 4, 2008 - 5:13pm.

OK it's official.
You are soooooooooooo invited to the Latke Party.

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I could tell you that I like your sensitivity, when you know it's the way that you walk.

ZiggyStardust's picture

A Very Hot Pussy, why did you change your avatar?

I loved the smiley woman!

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@ZiggyStardust:

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LOOOOL at the thought of having Scarlet HoHansen calling anybodies home on the campaign trail!.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

I swear to God, only in America.

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@ZiggyStardust:

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This country whore needs to shut her blond extensions!!
Of course people don't vote based on who celebrities vote for, however, Celebs do bring certain issues to light.

I think Underwears voted for McCain but is embarassed by the nasty nature of his campaign and that uber-dufus Sarah Palin!

Listen Undergarments, you are free to vote for who you want as Celebs are free to endorse who they want.

As much as I can't stand Palin, people have the
right to vote for her special ass if they feel like it!

Hopefully, Palin and her short bus crew will go back to the basement in Alaska and let the smart people deal with the issues.

I don't think I can ever forgive McCain for bringing that woman into our lives.

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DROP HOT WATER ON DAT DICK BITCH!!

weenielover's picture

so SICK of seeing these celebuwhores with their mouths open... do they think its cute?? blechhh

snowpiece's picture

barelybeagle let fuckin ScarJo TRY and call my house! LOL
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Submitted by Im a Princess on November 4, 2008 - 5:05pm.

Princess- I think publicly endorsing someone and freedom of speech (just saying who you want as prez) are two different things. Endorsing is a little more "official", I guess. When a celeb does that, it's like they are saying they have some sort of authority over us, or their 'fans'.

Submitted by Im a Princess on November 4, 2008 - 5:05pm.
Well, I happen to think that anyone, including celebs, should be able to publicly endorse whoever they want.

Yes, they're allowed to, but they have a ready pulpit that the rest of us don't have. And they act like their opinions are worth 100 of ours.

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Submitted by Miss Priss on November 4, 2008 - 5:06pm.

as if people are sitting in front of their computers hitting the refresh button to see if Hohan blogged
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I, for one, live for Hohan's blog posts.
*sitting*
*waiting*
*hitting refresh button*
*sighing*

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I could tell you that I like your sensitivity, when you know it's the way that you walk.

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So, Carrie, you wont share your political views with the world, but you are more than happy to cram your religious views down everybody's throats?

How quaint!

Songs such as Jesus Take the Wheel are incredibly political.

Perhaps Carries main concern is that she doesn't know who she should back in terms of furthering her own career?

WOT DA FUCK EVA MISSY!!!!1!!!1111!

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@ZiggyStardust:

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Miss Priss's picture

I voted for who I voted because that's who I wanted to vote for not because these stupid celebrities are endorsing. I do agree that celebs are too full of themselves to believe that what they do or say the masses will follow. Like Hohan blogging about random shit and apologizing for "not being able to blog lately" as if people are sitting in front of their computers hitting the refresh button to see if Hohan blogged...shit I do that with Dlisted sometimes, but it's different...isn't it.
Anyway, I don't give a shit what stupid celeb is endorsing who. And C.Underwears should STFU!!!

MK!!! Happy voting!!

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