Wednesday, November 5th 2008

Weed In The Air!


After Obama was declared the HBIC of the United States, bitches took to the streets in celebration! Everywhere from NYC to San Francisco to New Orleans to Sydney to Paris, people cheered, boozed, rejoiced and acted crazy in the streets. I even saw stranger's hug each other! Complete strangers! Seriously. I thought that kind of behavior was extinct!

The Huffington Post has a few pictures of hos celebrating around the country and the world.

Above is a clip from Los Angeles of a reporter smelling "weed in the air" at an Obama victory party. Hey, that's what my party smelled like. And that dude is a NARC! Keep that shit to yourself. Whenever you smell weed in public, you keep quiet, make your way to the source and politely say, "Pass the blunt or I'll sing like a fucking bird."

VIA L.A. Rag Mag

Posted by: Michael K


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http://www.theonion.com/content/news/nation_finally_shitty_enough_to?utm...

best article ever! LOL (it's the Onion y'all, so it ain't serious, but it does speak the "truf"

weed in da ayer!! like, omigod!
it was probably just Bill Clinton.....you know, for medicinal purposes....I'm sure he didn't rally inhale or nothing though.

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it's a celebration, bitches!

Recently , It is said that many celebrities appear at the millionaire & celebrity dating club^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^. Even they upload their private hot photos and videos on

the site. Are these famous guys fond of online dating?

Tee hee this is my local news and when I saw this last night I laughed out loud!

He's handsome. I just saw his profile with lots of sexy pics on the FREE and HOT WEALTHY&SEXY dating site called ★★★★__ D a t e R i c h S i n g l e S. C o m__ ★★★★where wealthy and beauty find each other

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CONGRADULATIONS MR. OBAMA GOOD LUCK TO YOU AND MAY GOD BE WITH YOU. BECAUSE OF YOU THE DOORS ARE NOW OPENED FOR SO MANY POSSIBILITIES AND WHEN YOU HAVE SERVED YOUR EIGHT YEARS IN THE WHITE HOUSE, I PREDICT THE NEXT PRESIDENT AFTER YOU WILL BE GAY! ANDERSON COOPER!

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I find the whole Beyonce thing really mystifying," Cowell says in Esquire magazine. "She's not sexy, she hasn't got a great body and she's not a great singer.

Simon Cowell on beyonce.

I talk to people around the world everyday because of my job. Today, almost every single person has told me how happy they are Obama got elected. The owner is uber pissed though. After he gets one of those phone calls he starts ranting & raving. It's gonna be a loooooong day.

Missy> Right on!!

Freak Speely> I love those photos, although I need to stop looking at them at work. People are probably wondering why my eyes are all red. Doh!

Trixietrixalot> I was crying when it was going on, too. Even better, when I left, I heard a ruckus down the street...people just standing all along the curb, cheering. Fabulous!

kdracofan> :) I'm just humbled to be part of something bigger than me, you know?

ricki lake> Bwahahahaaaa. And um um...ummm. I heard that he's gonna like, take all our money and give it to those lazy mentally ill homeless people. Like oh my god!

tits> Yep. I saw an article this morning where someone from the UK mentioned that they had considered having a branch of their business in the US previously, but now they are totally going to follow through w. that. Viola! New jobs!

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by Anonymouse73: I truly enjoyed reading your post. Thank you for sharing.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 5, 2008 - 1:09pm.

please, those two are just attention whores, they don't care either way about the issues, they just want to lift their dresses over their heads a shout:

LOOK AT MY PANTIES!!!!!!
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Sadly, their panties have the word 'Tuesday' embroidered on them, and today is Wednesday. EMBRACE CHANGE - IT'S GOOD FOR EVERYONE.
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Well done all you american whores 'n sluts!

The world just heaved a big sigh of relief.

You can expect tourism to go up too!

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Submitted by The C word on November 5, 2008 - 12:36pm.

Submitted by angel_i on November 5, 2008 - 12:31pm.
Submitted by No Words on November 5, 2008 - 12:29pm.

Why isn't weed legal? WHY?

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Actually that's a weirdly long story that has everything to do with the petroleum industry.
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I think I know what you're referring to...is that the story that says that the petroleum companies don't want weed/hemp legalized 'cuz hemp is a renewable resource that can replace the need for gas?
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Sorry, I ran away. Hemp could replace a LOT of things that make a few people rich. It was eons ago when it became an issue...when the hemp industry was first trying to build itself - I don't have the facts available right now but if you look you will see that just as it was starting to gain momentum - that's the same time that "the DANGERS of Marijuana" became so serious they had to talk about it ALL the time.

Also, same as absynthe: Weed is not a cool aspect of a warrior society. Alcohol is helpful but weed is not. You can rally even the most level headed drunks into battle - stoners: not so much.

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I WAS THERE!!!!!!!

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Submitted by snowpiece on November 5, 2008 - 1:19pm.
Mrs K! ha ha you give me reasons to look forward to the mail rather than dread it!
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My work here is done

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I could tell you that I like your sensitivity, when you know it's the way that you walk.

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Mrs K! ha ha you give me reasons to look forward to the mail rather than dread it!

she wrote me a nice message also, you are the best! you make up for all the meanies, LOL
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Submitted by snowpiece on November 5, 2008 - 1:13pm.
LOL Mrs. K they need some Rugalah
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yup, cures all ills.

anyhoo, the person who sent you the rugalach is sending you something else from me. I sent it to her to send to you along with the rugalach and she LOST it, but then found it, so it is on its way to you.
smooches.
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LOL Mrs. K they need some Rugalah
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Submitted by snowpiece on November 5, 2008 - 1:07pm.
hahahaha I knoew indiansfred and Provelone etc. would have an enormous turd stuck up their asses today! BOOOYAH YOU GOT SERVED!!!!!!!!****************************
please, those two are just attention whores, they don't care either way about the issues, they just want to lift their dresses over their heads a shout:

LOOK AT MY PANTIES!!!!!!

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I could tell you that I like your sensitivity, when you know it's the way that you walk.

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hahahaha I knew indiansfred and Provelone etc. would have an enormous turd stuck up their asses today! BOOOYAH YOU GOT SERVED!!!!!!!!****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i

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Submitted by ricki lake on November 5, 2008 - 1:05pm.

word.
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I could tell you that I like your sensitivity, when you know it's the way that you walk.

Recently , It is said that many celebrities appear at the millionaire & celebrity dating club^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^. Even they upload their private hot photos and videos on

the site. Are these famous guys fond of online dating?

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ZOMGz!#@ I hurd Obama be turnin' the WHITE HOUSE into a masqUe!!@#@!# He Is an ISLAM!#@!#@# We will hgave no moneyz and IN God we TRUsst will be taken off our moneyz!@#!@#@#!@# mccain cures bout poor folks!!#!#

Barf.

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It's a great day to be American!

AND:

Submitted by missy on November 5, 2008 - 12:27pm.

no cynic, no tyrant, no fear monger, no racist, NO ONE can take away my hope and replace it with fear.

This is a great day in US History. Americans are awake and paying attention for the first time in decades.

AMEN! & THANK YOU, MRS. KRAVITZ for those lovely lyrics <3

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WTF no one's talking about political sign holding at the work place!! DUH
Whatever, I'm with Missy on this one!
Nothing's gonna bring me down today!
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Submitted by indiansfred on November 5, 2008 - 12:08pm.

You Obama supporters wanted CHANGE - so we're gonna give it to you! Change is all you all are going to have left in your bank accounts!
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Your desperate fantasies are truly sad. But hey -- loose change is a vast improvement over the IOU's the Republicans left my ass paying for to the tune of 300 billion plus all the money they borrowed from foreign countries.

Oh nevermind -- you'll never stop having paranoid delusions, bullies never change. I'll just keep on walking past you and working for progress. Fare thee well.

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We got to make this land a better land
than the world in which we live.
And we got to help each man be a better man
with the kindness that we give.
I know we can make it.
I know darn well we can work it out.
Oh yes we can, I know we can can
Yes we can can, why can't we?
If we wanna get together we can work it out.

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I could tell you that I like your sensitivity, when you know it's the way that you walk.

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Anonymouse73,
That story made me well up!...How fabulous!

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And I think to myself...what a wonderful world!

Good morning DListers...I partied too hard last night like it was New Year's Eve. In a way, it was!

The pictures of people around the WORLD celebrating moved me to tears...especially the one in Afghanistan. This world came together last night; I felt it, and it wasn't just the booze and weed (speaking of which, dude probably smelled my place all the way over there). Good work my fellow Americans, we did it!

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Submitted by angel_i on November 5, 2008 - 12:31pm.
Submitted by No Words on November 5, 2008 - 12:29pm.

Why isn't weed legal? WHY?

************************************

Actually that's a weirdly long story that has everything to do with the petroleum industry.
-----------------------------------

I think I know what you're referring to...is that the story that says that the petroleum companies don't want weed/hemp legalized 'cuz hemp is a renewable resource that can replace the need for gas?

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Give away the green grass, give away the sky,
But don't give away my alligator pie.

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Submitted by No Words on November 5, 2008 - 12:29pm.

Why isn't weed legal? WHY?

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Actually that's a weirdly long story that has everything to do with the petroleum industry.

♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!

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Why isn't weed legal? WHY?

missy's picture

no cynic, no tyrant, no fear monger, no racist, NO ONE can take away my hope and replace it with fear.

This is a great day in US History. Americans are awake and paying attention for the first time in decades.

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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Miss Priss - typical overreacting liberal. Why don't you start your own firm and then you can hire whomever you want? If a company owner wants to hire only intelligent employees, then those having Obama signs at work obviously show that they are not intelligent. Most firms have a 'no political signs' policy. They could simply be fired for that breach alone. You want to campaign, do it on your own time and not someone else's time. And dime! Being paid to work and instead campaigning at work is really stealing.

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Here's the newest: Our CFO told me that it's the "elite media's" fault because they declared Obama the winner months ago, so the Republicans didn't go vote. When I asked if the Republicans don't believe anything else in the "elite media" why the fuck they chose to believe that, he sputtered & walked away.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

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Thanks for your advise, which didn't help at all, indiansfred. Watch out people! Don't say Obama at work...or anything at all. Freedom of speech has just been banned! Fuck!

AND CHANGE IS GOOD!

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Miss Priss - just be glad you didn't get fired for making such a comment at work. At one company I know, the dumb machinists brought their Obama signs to work. Guess who's gettin' the ax soon as economic conditions have 'slowed', no recovery is in sight with a Democratic Congress, and the firm has 'excess employee capacity'? Just in time for Kwanza!

You Obama supporters wanted CHANGE - so we're gonna give it to you! Change is all you all are going to have left in your bank accounts!

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Miss Priss: Tell them at least we didn't make the mistake of allowing Palin the opportunity to shoot wildlife from off the White House lawn.

Anonymouse 73: Right! I feel like they've transported back to the 1950s Red Scare...

dramaqueen: Oh dear, you have my sympathies. ;) I live in San Diego which is pretty conservative due to the extensive military presence.

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I think he should tax only Oprah Winfrey, and let her pay for all of our healthcare, mortgages, etc.

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Submitted by radio siren on November 5, 2008 - 11:42am.

It's funny to me. They would've been cramming it down my throat had McPalin won, & now all they can do, since I'm just sitting here being happy, it get all hostile & yell at me. (The funny thing is, I live in dumbass Kentucky, which was red.) I LOVE IT!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

radio siren> Oh yes. Let's not forget Socialism. lol
I think they will be singing a different tune when they finally get affordable healthcare!

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You guys, my boss just gave me total attitude.
I said yay Obama, and he was like "you made the same mistake most of the country did" and walked away. WTF!!!!

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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on November 5, 2008 - 11:36am.

^^^^^^^^
OMG! They've been coming into my office too! They're yelling at me that we are instantly going to become a socialist country, and they're shitting about citizen's security councils and things like that. Basically, they think we will be under Soviet, Iraqi, and Chinese rule before 2009 is out. *rolls eyes into back of head*

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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

Oh just legalize it already. And stfu snide Faux News man. Whatevs!

Sparks nemesis> haha Ok. So over half the country got it wrong, huh? I consider myself a pretty intuitive person and a good judge of character. Barack's the real deal. Trust.

As for the "cult" thing, yeah, we really shouldn't put him on a pedestal...he's just a human. I think he is going to try his damndest to fulfill his promises, but come on. He's not Superman. But it IS all about intention, and I believe his heart is in the right place. I think many people are just excited in the same way they were excited about MLK Jr. It's NICE to finally have someone to look up to. I mean, just 50/60 years ago, Black people couldn't even sit at the front of the bus, couldn't sit at a "white" lunch counter or use a "white" bathroom or water fountain! So, in that respect this is AMAZING. I think this will do wonders for race relations in the US. Last night I was at the Democratic Election Night party here in Raleigh and it was a sea of different ages and colors. Some 70-something year old lady grabbed me and hugged me when they called it for Obama. She is old enough to remember the Civil Rights Movement and she's grabbing ME, a 35 year old White girl, to celebrate a Black man being president! I love it!

I don't think it's "Obama" per se, but what his campaign has represented, that people are so excited about. So I don't really see him as a cult figure at ALL. People want to connect w. other people, they're SICK of divisiveness, sick of the hate...I truly believe that most people (no matter who they voted for) want to work together to fix this broken country. THAT is what people are excited about, not necessarily Barack Obama (although, let's be honest, how exciting is it to have a president who is a nice person AND INTELLIGENT)...it's that FINALLY the President of the United States is on the same page as the country he leads!
And I think it is VERY important that other countries agree w. our choice of president. We are not living in a bubble. We've already negatively affected the world market, for example. I, for one, appreciate imput from elsewhere!

Ok, I'm done. :)

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Submitted by Anonymouse73 on November 5, 2008 - 11:31am.

Some 70-something year old lady grabbed me and hugged me when they called it for Obama. She is old enough to remember the Civil Rights Movement and she's grabbing ME, a 35 year old White girl, to celebrate a Black man being president! I love it!

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Wow, it gave me cold chills to read that. That's something to remember for the rest of your life. What an amazing day!!

It's so good to read things like this, especially since I'm here at work with people already bitching about - GASP! - socialism. *rolls eyes*

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Dlisted's a hellava drug.

"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

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Submitted by radio siren on November 5, 2008 - 11:32am.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on November 5, 2008 - 10:48am.
Submitted by radio siren on November 5, 2008 - 10:45am.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on November 5, 2008 - 10:37am.

Yep. I work in the banking industry, & it's uber conservative.

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Haha, I work in law enforcement with tons of conservative cops, so I guess I shouldn't be too surprised that they aren't jumping for joy with me. ;)

& isn't it fun? I've not said one word to the McPalin idiots, but several have already come to my office to yell at me about a year from now when "all your freedom is taken away." I just smiled & nodded. I think that pissed them off even more. BWAHAHAHA!
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Submitted by Clarisse on November 5, 2008 - 11:00am.
Bradi,
"We have a rotation schedule worked out.
Along with Tigerlily and a few others.
Our Boo is a busy man.....VEEERRRRRY BUSY."

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Hey now, I get first dibs...I'm a Boo Coopie mad slut from waaaayyy back!

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Dlisted's a hellava drug.

"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

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Missy

I know! They kept focusing on Oprah, she's all crying and shit...I bet she pictured herself up on the stage.

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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on November 5, 2008 - 10:48am.
Submitted by radio siren on November 5, 2008 - 10:45am.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on November 5, 2008 - 10:37am.

Yep. I work in the banking industry, & it's uber conservative.

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Haha, I work in law enforcement with tons of conservative cops, so I guess I shouldn't be too surprised that they aren't jumping for joy with me. ;)

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Dlisted's a hellava drug.

"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

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Charles Manson you know i mean YOU KNOW your ass dont make over 250,000 a year!

Pfffffffffffffft!

LMFAO!
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YA, I'LL BE CHEERING AND REJOICING WHEN I AM PAYING OUT THE BUTT IN INCOME TAXES FOR THESE FAT ASS WELFARE FUCKS TO SIT HOME AND EAT TWINKIES AND POP OUT SOME KIDS AND COLLECT MY MONEY. GET TO DAMN WORK LIKE THE REST OF US.