Don't Do It, Charlize!
Yes, that picture is fucking old. It's when Tommy Girl wasn't a creepy butt plug and Charlize Theron was poor. Well, poorer than she is now.
Charlize Theron is about to break my no-heart by agreeing to star opposite John Travolta's scissor sister in a movie called "The Tourist." It's a remake of the 2005 French film. Coming Soon reports that Charlize is in talks to play an "Interpol agent who uses an American tourist in an attempt to flush out an elusive criminal with whom she once had an affair."
I don't know why, but I've always had a strange love for Charlize. Dumb whores always call me on it. Some think she's like a dry potato pancake, but I can't help it. Ever since she slow-danced with Alien Head Ricci to Journey's "Don't Stop Believing" in "Monster," I've been hooked. I've seen all her shit shows in the theaters including "Hancock" and "Aeon Flux."
This is why I'm starting to weep on the inside at the thought of Charlize kissing Tommy's pasty pony elf mouth. He's going to need a booster seat to film the sex scenes.
Dominique Devereaux on November 5, 2008 - 2:54pm.
You f@ck you b!tch,she hasn't tied with anyone wtf,she is just an actress who is doing her job and working so stup you full of hate b,she had nothing to do with his personal spritual beliefs,so go throw your desperated ugly hate on a therapy to help your self, and we don't even now if it's a rumour or not, nothing had been confirmed.
He's handsome. I just saw his profile with lots of sexy pics on the FREE and HOT WEALTHY&SEXY dating site called ★★★★__ D a t e R i c h S i n g l e S. C o m__ ★★★★where wealthy and beauty find each other
Wasn't this done in the 80's and didn't Geena Davis win best supporting actress for it in the movie "Accidental Tourist"
Yeah, Hollywood, it's going full (retard) maverick
Submitted by Green Is Good on November 5, 2008 - 11:53am.
You are not crazy I too really want to see Valkyrie. I love reading/studying/watching anything realted to the Nazi's. I LOVE the History channel, my favorite is when they give those Nazi programm marathons.
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I should like her. I used to like her. But now she just doesn't register on my radar at all anymore. Whatevs. If she wants to satr with Tommy Girl it's probably because she's close with Tommy Girl's girlfriend Will Smith. In fact scratch that. She has tie with those creepy Scieno fools so fuck her. Indifference has turned to dislike and Do Not Want.
I think she is fine, but I have never really cared for her.
She is beautiful, yes, but aside from the apple bong hits, that is about all I get from her.
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Sigh. Like the world needs another Tom "it's just me playing me" whackjob cruise flick.
Although I do enjoy watching them fail. That's always good for a few laughs.
Hey didn't he just finish a movie about a gay nazi or something? What happened to that piece of celluloid trash? It hasn't even gone to video.
What does that say when a jessica BARK! simpson movie makes it to the light of day but a tom tgm movie doesn't? LOL!!
Well thanks to whomever is keeping that shit under wraps. You're doing the world a favor.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on November 5, 2008 - 10:46am
Whew...I thought I was the only one who was irrated by the F'd up time!!! I sent MK and email about it last night!!
He has always been creepy.
Boycott the homophobe! I'm so sick of this gloating bigot! Why don't other actors speak out against him and refuse to work with him? Would an actor be caught dead working with a known racist? Not many because they would be ostracized. Well prejudice against gays is the same damn thing. It's just as wrong and we have to send out a message that bigotry in the 21st century will not be tolerated.
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It's when Tommy Girl wasn't a creepy butt plug
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Call me crazy, but I'm actually interested in seeing "Valkyrie". The true story is quite riveting.
And I like Bryan Singer's movies. This might actually be pretty cool.
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Submitted by paradoxical bunny on November 5, 2008 - 11:41am.
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Before I saw Monster I thought all the praise Charlize was getting was of the: "Pretty girl turns ugly/fat for a movie role, lets give her an oscar" kind. But she really was fucking awesome in that movie!!!
Charlize.....One of the Best Actress of All Time (all it takes is that one role to gain the title).... a bong smoking-Cotoure wearing Tomboy beauty. What's not to like!
is that Zac Efron with her?..............oh no Zac Efron in 15 years, lol
"He's going to need a booster seat to film the sex scenes."
You kill me with sentences like this! It's so true. He's a complete shrimp.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on November 5, 2008 - 10:41am.
Toothclops!!! Brilliant! I always hated his one front tooth.
Charlize looks so high there. I guess you'd have to be to be that close to Tom.
Can't stomach the crazygrinned one, but Charlize... is my hero. LOVE her. Don't think I will see that movie, as the mere sight and sound of him elicits the gag reflex in me.. but in my book - other than this bizarre acting choice - she can do no wrong. With no close seconds in the running, she is absolutely my favorite actress. She worked hard to get where she is, and deserves the success she has had. And anyone who could do Monster like she did deserves accolades for all time. That was a masterpiece in acting in my opinion - and no, it was not just weight gain and makeup. That is what "acting" is all about - she became that deranged Wuornos woman, while unearthing the "human" side of a killer. (oxymoron, I know)... Anyway, love her.
Charlize was GORGEOUS in The Astronaut's Wife, but not so much in... well, just about anything else.
But is she really that big? She looks normal next to most guys, but Tommy just makes her look like a giantess.
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CHARLIZE HAS GOT ONE OF THOSE FUCKED UP TWAT MOUTHS THAT LOOKS LIKE IT WILL DISAPPEAR INTO HER FUCKING CHEEKS WHEN SHE GETS OLD. NASTY LOOKING.
Submitted by Bella on November 5, 2008 - 11:08am.
Submitted by Miss Priss on November 5, 2008 - 10:43am.
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When I think of it.. it really is even more ridiculous for an American playing a German IN Germany to be speaking English with a German accent... If you don´t go all the way you might as well skip it. But then again, maybe it sets the mood better.
Yeah, I remember people speaking English with a German accent in Schindler's List. It was so freakin' ridiculous I cackled the whole time! This movie will be much better. Oh, and thankfully, no Germans speak English, and the few that do, they don't speak it with a German accent.
Submitted by Miss Priss on November 5, 2008 - 10:43am.
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When I think of it.. it really is even more ridiculous for an American playing a German IN Germany to be speaking English with a German accent... If you don´t go all the way you might as well skip it. But then again, maybe it sets the mood better.
But I agree with you about that movie, it will most definitely tank!!! Not because it´s neccessarily a bad movie but because Tom has managed to alienate most of the audience with his antics. And he did it in a record time, it´s really quite an achievement after having been on the top in what, 20 years or so? I was never a fan of his but now I can´t help but to cringe if I see him in a movie because he´s made it so that you can´t seperate his real life persona from the one he´s portraying on the screen. And that´s why actors should keep their personal life (or in this case, faux personal life) for themselves as much as they possibly can.
Theron's star has somewhat faded.I think she is pretty and talented but has little charisma.Her career is in the shitter as is Cruise's.Another movie not to watch.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
she's big and freaky, which is kind of a cool combination in a girl. he's tiny and freaky, which is NOT a good combination in a...wait...boy?
also i hate that brown shirt/tie with the shiny suit. who dressed him? hideous. and since i'm feeling kinda hateful, i'll add that his red spitty gums make me queasy.
I wonder if Katie will be at the set all day long, everyday like Tom is when she films.. All creeping out in his trailer, and bringing candy to all the lil kiddies on set.. Saying "oh lets change this scene where I dress up as Charlize to do the kissie scene" haha like Kirk Cameron..
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She is so gorgeous right now..not so much in that pic...goes to show how having the money for beauty treatments, stylists etc..realy goes a loong way..If only I had money
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Didn't Tommy learn after making "Vanilla Sky" not remake European films?
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I too like Charlize. I'm not sure why, there's just something genuine and likable about her. Apple-bong photos go a long way as well.
My roommate (she posts as Kitty Langdon) and I cackled over the Valkyrie trailers last night. So ridiculously awful. I didn't expect him to speak German or anything, but Tom Cruise using his normal voice for the role was just absolutely ridiculous and stupid.
Charlize is my girl crush. She is gorgeous and completely cool. Step away from the Crazy Sciento, Charlize.
Submitted by snowpiece on November 5, 2008 - 10:44am.
OMG Nitty your avie, LMAO!
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And speaking of TommyGurl, I saw the Vakerye or whatever trailer last night. Can I say TANK! OMG, he's all "Hitler must die", and he plays a german revolutionary...dude talks with an american accent! I thought he was supposed to be german! LMAO
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it's a horrible match... tommy makes charlize look like a giant tranny godzilla... when she in fact has one of the best figures ever.
Hmmmmm...latkes....all hot and buttery with some salt and some applesauce on the side.... love me a good latke. What is this story about again?
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Meh. Charlize is about as interesting as dry oatmeal. And she's just in a movie with him. It's not like he is casting her to be his next wife. Or maybe he is. BWAHAHAHAHAHA Oh, and she's not joining the cult, either, as far as we know. yet.
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That doesn't even look like her. It's like Anna Nicole Smith and Katherine Heigl had a love child.
Someone just give Toothclops a bag to put over his head. I've never seen the appeal.
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Charlize looks like she did a little more than just "smell weed in the air" in this pic. She's def one of the hwatest bitches in movies today. I haven't seen Travolta look anything but pasty and overly made up in well...forever. Blech.
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Straight to video!