Wednesday, November 5th 2008
Don't Cover The Magic
Robert Pattinson got his hands dirty yesterday at some handprint ceremony at Planet Hollywood in NYC. They better put at least four security guards around that shit at all times, because fangirls are going to crash the joint to steal that shit.
At yesterday's ceremony thing, Robert made a huge mistake. MEGA. He covered up the magical forest on his head. You know what happens when he does that? He starts sweating like a common peon! If his magical hair was on full display, he wouldn't have juicy pits. Instead, his pits would smell like spring raindrops on fresh pine needles.
Sweaty pits. Heh.
You should blog about Rpattz more often ;P
To those of you wondering about arm pads.. I'd never even heard of those. But there's a medicine called Robinul that works WONDERS to people who perspire more than necessary.
ps-and for everyone bitching about the twilight series, they are locatedin the youth literature section for a reason. So of course they are written with that audience in mind. Don't expect the author to get all Alice Walker deep on our adult asses. It's just a pop cultural confection of vampires meets Jane Austen. The reason adults read them too is cause there's something hot about jailbaity vampires with great hair and perfect abs who still need to be schooled sexually. Cougars live for that shit!
Who is this and why so many posts?
I just saw his profile on HOT & SWEATY dating site ★★★★ where sweaty and beauty find each other.
He's handsome. I just saw his profile with lots of sexy pics on the FREE and HOT WEALTHY&SEXY dating site called ★★★★__ D a t e R i c h S i n g l e S. C o m__ ★★★★where wealthy and beauty find each other
I am tragically obsessed with his little face, keep posting MK, pls keep posting piccies of him and his sweaty little pits.
I would let him sweat on me.
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"Cheerleaders..are dancers.....who have gone retarded..."
Clarisse on November 5, 2008 - 12:17pm.
Attention Dlisted men.
What does "how to treat a woman on all sides" mean? Do i want all of my sides treated?
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I'm not seeing the answer
anyone
anyone
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
My head actually hurts if I go one day without washing my hair. I'm not kidding.
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Bye! Good
he said in an interview, that he hasn't washed his hair in SIX WEEKS.
My head starts to itch after three days! how the hell can someone go six weeks without washing their hair? GROSS!
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If you could read my mind love
What a tale my thoughts could tell
- Gordon Lightfoot
Submitted by TheBreakdown on November 5, 2008 - 1:43pm.
Time to botox the pits!!!
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OH yeah, Electrical shock therapy for the pits, too!!! But I did see them Botox a girls pits on Tyra once.. Good call!
I'm reading twilight right now, and knew nothing about this novel, i just ran acrossed it on Amazon.....reading thid books this is exactly how i imagine Edward would look.....the novel is Allright, not very well written, but once in a while a girl just needs to lay back and read a good cheesy romantic novel....
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
Thanks to all you lovely dlisters for pointing out who this was - looking at the post, I had NO CLUE. <3
Time to botox the pits!!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Submitted by DeeDee on November 5, 2008 - 12:24pm.
@ Nitty If by "turned on all my friends to these books" you mean "I got all my good friends hopelessly addicted to vampire novels and now all they do is read and ignore their chores, children, and spouses?" Then yes, you "turned us on" alright.
Mmmmmm, Robert is sexay! I wonder if he makes the same faces during the sexaytimes? I'm pretty sure he'll sweat all over you, however.
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DeeDee, you say addiction like it's a bad thing!
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
Submitted by The C word on November 5, 2008 - 12:14pm.
That's it, my mom called them dress shields. At the fabric store, huh? I want some because I hate the toxicity of anti-perspirants and you sweat with deodorants. I can't figure out why lingerie shops don't sell them. Thanks for the tip.
I started reading the twilight books and stopped about half way through the third. Not sure why but it sort of lost my interest. I could do without the whole werewolf aspect in the books. LAME. I will probably eventually finish the books, but they are kinda MEH. *shrugs*
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
I've seen his profile on the millionaire & celebrity dating club^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^ for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating.
You are not Joaquin Phoenix. You can't get away with being wasted in public.
@ Nitty If by "turned on all my friends to these books" you mean "I got all my good friends hopelessly addicted to vampire novels and now all they do is read and ignore their chores, children, and spouses?" Then yes, you "turned us on" alright.
Mmmmmm, Robert is sexay! I wonder if he makes the same faces during the sexaytimes? I'm pretty sure he'll sweat all over you, however.
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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. ~Roger Caras
RIP Pepper ♥
Clarisse! If you don't know, then it's not like you are missing much! It's probably more for their pleasure anyway. Pfff.
Attention Dlisted men.
What does "how to treat a woman on all sides" mean? Do i want all of my sides treated?
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Danger could be my middle name...but it's John
Submitted by Sassy on November 5, 2008 - 12:09pm.
My mom always talked about wearing pit guards back in the 50s. I haven't been able to find any. Maybe mini pads like someone suggested would work.
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I was in a wedding a few years ago and had to wear a silk dress....ended up being the hottest June on record so I found 'dress shields' at a local fabric store.
They were like a mini pad but ended up falling out during the course of the night so if you do use pads, you may want to adhere with a safety pin just to be on the safe side.
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Give away the green grass, give away the sky,
But don't give away my alligator pie.
i adore him....sweaty pits?...that's nothing, i am unphased...i would eagerly lick the sweaty sweet sweat from any part of his body. he is incredibly sexy.
Sassy on November 5, 2008 - 12:09pm
Panty liners, I saw that somewhere.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
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I don't like him--already. Since a lot of heat loss is through the head, he'd cool off right away if he took off his cap.
My mom always talked about wearing pit guards back in the 50s. I haven't been able to find any. Maybe mini pads like someone suggested would work.
okay, and the second one, with the bulging veins in his forehead. is this a strenuous thing he is doing here? the veins, the perspiration. yum.
yeah, that third thumbnail is a real pooper.
I think this guy is a great choice for Edward....I don;t know if I will see the movie, because I read the books....
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what's happened has happened, what's coming is already on it's way, with a role for me to play
And I don't understand, I'll never understand, but I'll try to understand....there's nothing else I can do...
those facial expressions are... special. i guess at least there's one actor out there with more than one look: surprised.
but i still would. especially if he does the face in the third picture.
the twilight series is abysmal. unforgivably bad writing. almost unbearably painful to read. the characters, the, uh, "plot", everything, everything just so so so truly terrible. bella= moron. edward the vampire...ugh.
that said, i'd hit it.
Submitted by Sugaroo on November 5, 2008 - 11:53am.
Submitted by oklahoma on November 5, 2008 - 11:51am.
Taranpeeno? Is he related to the Taspeenian Devil?
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hmm,, I'll have to ask Taspeenian when he gets out of the shower..(sleep-over times) They may very well be related! Good call.
Who is his guy? Nice sweaty pits. Blech.
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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
He needs to tape some maxi pads under there... I heard that stars put some paddings on their pits, they need to come up with some sleek under arm pads for the sweaters out there.
Submitted by oklahoma on November 5, 2008 - 11:51am.
Taranpeeno? Is he related to the Taspeenian Devil?
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What's the difference between a rectum and an anus, anyway? All I know is, mine only opens one way: OUT!
Ooh and for any avid readers out there like myself, I highly recommend paperbackswap.com. I've saved SO much money by swapping books through that site.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Submitted by oklahoma on November 5, 2008 - 11:23am.
@Sugaroo.. lol.. When you find out.. You can tell me,too!!
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Okie, I think the bigger question is, when we find out, will we care? :-0
@Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on November 5, 2008 - 11:26am
Too tired to care much now.
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What's the difference between a rectum and an anus, anyway? All I know is, mine only opens one way: OUT!
Sugaroo. I think not.. B/c I think he looks like Quentin Tarantino.. Tananpeeno.. Espec in that second thumbnail..
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
I love this man and I'm not ashamed to admit it! He always looks like he just got done having hot drunken sex, which of course makes me want to have hot drunken sex with him.
And yeah, I love Twilight too. Read all 4 in less than 2 weeks. They're horribly, horribly written, but still very addicting.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
putsomestankonit,
Thanks for the link!
Nova,
Mornin!
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Baby G., we bring you 20 cigarettes, a Diet Coke, and a sack of charcoal!
Good morning my sexy bitches!!
....and a good morning to you too Robert! *purrs* I like that you're covering your mop, but get some better antiperspirant. kiss kiss!
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Great tip for lovers of books go to www.alibris.com they always have the cheapest in new and used books. And you can always find a first edition book in realtively good condition at a reasonable price. Do practicaly all of my book shopping from there.
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And you will believe in love
And all that it's supposed to be
Just until the fish start to smell
And you're struck down by a hammer
Nitwitty.. OMG I know. My sister read some of Twilight to me on the way back from Oklahoma a few weeks ago. Then when she got carsick she just had to tell me the rest of the story.. I was hooked.!!! Then I seen the movie come out.. So imma go to the local library and try to get a brary card, in hopes they have it there..
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
NitWitty / Okie,
I only read the first one so far. I may borrow the next one after I finish "House to House: A Real Soldier's Iraq Story".
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Baby G., we bring you 20 cigarettes, a Diet Coke, and a sack of charcoal!
I cant type let alone read! I just have a damn monkey sitting on my desk who read to me whatever it is you bitches are saying then it types what i tell it to!
Yall be trippin with this "reading" shit!
HA HA HA HA!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Sorry guys as a lover of vampires it seems every vampire book I have ever read has been a big let down in some way. Even Rice's started to get over the top. Though I do support teens reading over tv and video games.
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And you will believe in love
And all that it's supposed to be
Just until the fish start to smell
And you're struck down by a hammer
Submitted by putsomestankonit on November 5, 2008 - 11:20am.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on November 5, 2008 - 11:16am.
Jeebus, what's the problem with my generation... Harry Potter, Twilight, the fuck?!
Ha ha, Ever read Dracula? That will put out like a light real fast. The only vampire book I ever like was Interview with the Vampire. So I can only imagine what a tween vampire book is like. And for a real awful read Lost Souls by Poppy Z. Brite, who is just as sick and twisted as the book.
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You mean the one by Bram Stoker? Yeah, when I was like 12, I worshipped that shit! But I hate Anne Rice, although she's fucking shakespeare compared to this twilight crap. The vampire dude is basically a stalker and tween girls think this shit's "romantic". Pffft.
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" If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."