Wednesday, November 5th 2008
Don't Cover The Magic
Robert Pattinson got his hands dirty yesterday at some handprint ceremony at Planet Hollywood in NYC. They better put at least four security guards around that shit at all times, because fangirls are going to crash the joint to steal that shit.
At yesterday's ceremony thing, Robert made a huge mistake. MEGA. He covered up the magical forest on his head. You know what happens when he does that? He starts sweating like a common peon! If his magical hair was on full display, he wouldn't have juicy pits. Instead, his pits would smell like spring raindrops on fresh pine needles.
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Okie, careful..You won't get anything else done! We had to go to the midnight book openings for the last two of hers!
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
Submitted by Clarisse on November 5, 2008 - 11:25am.
I read Twilight and enjoyed it.
I don't care what the subject, if a book can get a kid/teen to put down the X-box/Playstation controller then i support it.
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I'm right there with ya..my daughter turned me onto it..then I turned a couple friends onto it. I'm reading her book, "The Host" right now and it's just as good, if not BETTER than the others, IMO.
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
Two words, Robbie. Clinical. Strength.
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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
Clarisse.. My sister and her whole family read the Twilight and the next 2 books in the series, They are starting on th 4th one.. Oh and I'm getting them today..
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Submitted by loozer on November 5, 2008 - 11:24am.
Submitted by Sugaroo on November 5, 2008 - 11:22am.
Okay, I give up. Who is he?
I am in the dark too. Should I know?
Should we care? I've been seeing him on other blogs too.
Just some other shitty product of Hollywood. Yawn.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
I read Twilight and enjoyed it.
I don't care what the subject, if a book can get a kid/teen to put down the X-box/Playstation controller then i support it.
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Baby G., we bring you 20 cigarettes, a Diet Coke, and a sack of charcoal!
What the hell is wrong with this guy?? Everytime I see him he is greasier and greasier. He looks cracked out and crazy. If this is how he carries himself after his first movie I cannot imagine what he will look like if he makes anymore. He just might end up as crazy as Joaquin Pheonix.
Submitted by Sugaroo on November 5, 2008 - 11:22am.
Okay, I give up. Who is he?
I am in the dark too. Should I know?
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
Leonardo DiCaprio mania reloaded. I think he is cute.
@Sugaroo.. lol.. When you find out.. You can tell me,too!!
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Thats sad, and really embarassing.. Couldn't someone have ran out to get him a T-shirt or something to change in to?? OH the humanity of pit stains..
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Okay, I give up. Who is he?
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What's the difference between a rectum and an anus, anyway? All I know is, mine only opens one way: OUT!
Don't mess with the hair. Think Veronica Lake and Kerri Russell. And yeah, he reminds me of Brendan Fraser in that movie with Christina Ricci where the 4 girls played the younger versions of Demi Moore, et. al. Short scene but he stood out.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on November 5, 2008 - 11:16am.
Jeebus, what's the problem with my generation... Harry Potter, Twilight, the fuck?!
Ha ha, Ever read Dracula? That will put out like a light real fast. The only vampire book I ever like was Interview with the Vampire. So I can only imagine what a tween vampire book is like. And for a real awful read Lost Souls by Poppy Z. Brite, who is just as sick and twisted as the book.
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And you will believe in love
And all that it's supposed to be
Just until the fish start to smell
And you're struck down by a hammer
I think this is the first time I have had to ask on this blog...Who? Is this the Twilight dude?
Blah. NEXT.
I don't get this dude at all. He always looks super cracked out and I don't know if its his normal state or a "look" he's going for. His hairy arms are hot but nothing else.
Jeebus, what's the problem with my generation... Harry Potter, Twilight, the fuck?!
Are we too lazy to read proper books?
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
I have a "secret" ya nasaty!!!!
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
I would let him skull fuck me anytime!!!
I love twilight.... and the hotness of Robert P!!!
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San Diego, roughly translated means a Whales Vagina.
Submitted by The C word on November 5, 2008 - 11:11am.
I know I may get flamed for saying this, but he kind of reminds me of a young Brendan Fraser.
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FUCK YEAH, he does!!!
One with an unbelievably cocky attitude, at that.
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
Mmmm I love hairy men! lol
The pit sweat stains not so much
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Sassy!!
OMG! You are right!! That would be hot if it wasn't for the leaky pits.
Snowy!
Nigel Barker indeed!!!!!
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Baby G., we bring you 20 cigarettes, a Diet Coke, and a sack of charcoal!
I know I may get flamed for saying this, but he kind of reminds me of a young Brendan Fraser.
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Give away the green grass, give away the sky,
But don't give away my alligator pie.
Maybe he was having a bad hair day, along with his bad armpit day.
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R.I.P. Susan 2/14/63 - 10/5/08
Best Friends Forever & Beyond
if you wanna see HAWT look to your right and see the ad featuring "noted fashion photographer, Nigel Barker" mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
He is freaking hot and seriously can give a shit. I love his laid back personality. The beanie is hot, but he should not cover up his Russell Brand hair
What an unfortunate-looking dude. Girls are getting all hot for THIS?!
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
He'll be in Dallas doing a meet and greet next Tuesday and my daughter is under the illusion that I'll be driving her four hours away and letting her play hooky since one of her friends parents got passes. Bwhahahaa. Course, I may drive the four hours while she's in school and show him how to sweat properly.
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
He is very sexy hot and everyone can have a bad hair day.The gross wet pits are unforgivable though,way nasty!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Its called Arrid Extra Dry, use it.
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And you will believe in love
And all that it's supposed to be
Just until the fish start to smell
And you're struck down by a hammer
That face he is making while imprinting his hands is a face I have seen in the mirror when a dude has his hands on my hips pooshing it.
It's nice to see that people who think they are hot suffer from Hyperhidrosis. :)
A site for sore asses!
http://www.poopreport.com/index.html
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RIMADYL KILLS
hes hot except for the sweatting stains