Blind Items: I Guess....You Guess....
Which singer is secretly cheating on his girlfriend with a curvy blonde? The Brit in question can't help himself and strays away most weekends... (3am Girls)
Robbie Williams? If it's about a slutty British singer, I always think Robbie!
Which aggressive TV, stage and movie actor has a shady past? Rumor is he sexually assaulted a girl while in high school and his family had the situation "swept under the rug" (Page Six)
The Piv?
Which screen god isn't as happy as he and his paramour would like the world to think? Whenever the couple and their children are in LA, he "goes to a bar in a Beverly Hills hotel and drinks for hours before going home" (Page Six)
Paramour = not married. My guess Johnny Depp or Brad Pitt?
Which oft-photographed socialite/designer is losing her grip on the fashion world? Luxury brands no longer send her clothing and accessories and don't want her in their ad campaigns. (Page Six)
Kim KardASSIAN or LC from "The Hills"?
Which celebrity showed up at a polling place on Election Day, saw the long line, and demanded that she be allowed to skip to the front? When special accommodations were not made for her, she stormed off in a huff, presumably to another polling place where people would acknowledge her superiority and personally escort her past the unwashed masses into a voting booth big enough to accommodate her inflated ego. (Blind Gossip)
Yo mama. Or Parasite?
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#2 Burt Reynolds
#4&5 Paris Hilton
There was some question as to whether Nicole Richie was a designer and yes, she is. She's attempted to design jewelry.
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He's handsome. I just saw his profile with lots of sexy pics on the FREE and HOT WEALTHY&SEXY dating site called ★★★★__ D a t e R i c h S i n g l e S. C o m__ ★★★★where wealthy and beauty find each other
#4 has to be Paris. No one gives a f-ck about her and I'm sure she doesn't get free sh-t anymore.
Submitted by madam ex on November 5, 2008 - 4:43pm.
Item No.2....I believe Johnny Depp only has one daughter.
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Nope. A son Jack and a daughter Lily Rose.
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"When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit." - Johnny Depp
Submitted by M.E. on November 5, 2008 - 1:12pm.
Johnny Depp doesn't parade around the media with his girlfriend acting like they are "super in love". Plus there has been no speculation whatsoever in the media that his relationship is in trouble.
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I remember reading a blind item a few months ago about a foreign female musician whose partner is a famous actor. The musician was supposed to be having a fling while on tour with another musician who has a famous actor girlfriend.
(Jesus, that's a mouthful) Vanessa Paradis was one of the popular guesses for the female musician, but that's the only gossip I can remember reading about their relationship, and I doubt it was even about her. (Mostly cos I couldn't fathom cheating on Johnny Depp...)
I'd go with Brad for #3. If I had that many small children at home, I'd probably drink like mad too.
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
depp has a little girl and a little boy
Cannonball Jenkins - thats interesting about Brad. He always seems to be totally well-meaning if not the sharpest tool in the tool-belt. Any thoughts on the much discussed Brad/Ange relationship? He just seems like one of those easy-going guys who get walked all over by their female partner to me (so many couples in my family are like this!). I think he didn't quite realise what he was letting himself in for by getting with Ange but is too nice and laidback to stand up to her and just does what he has to do to have an easy life and make the best of a not perfect situation. But as for their future prospects I have no idea but I would say when you have someone from a nice, normal, stable background like Brad, and they get together with someone from a broken, fucked up family background, it generally always ends in tears!
It gotta be Stu-Pitt, poor guy looks misrable. Whoregelina has tried her very best to alienate him from his family and friends.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,445685,00.html
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Ooopsss Item No. 3.
Item No.2....I believe Johnny Depp only has one daughter.
Submitted by yiooooooo on November 5, 2008 - 12:30pm.
"Which aggressive TV, stage and movie actor has a shady past? Rumor is he sexually assaulted a girl while in high school and his family had the situation "swept under the rug"
Alec Baldwin?? does he do tv??
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Um, sweetie girl, can I see you in my office for a few minutes?
Please, come in and close the door.
OK, not only does Alec "do" TV he is an Emmy- winner actor. Perhaps you've heard of 30 Rock?
And he is not aggressive...he is emotional and passionate. Big difference.
Do you get what I am trying to say?
Don't *ever* take sides against Alec Baldwin.
Thank you very much.
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I could tell you that I like your sensitivity, when you know it's the way that you walk.
Well Keane, I am actually not completely sure about number 2 being Misha B, but it sure sounds like her: she is constantly working on creating her own distinguished boho-hobo-chick style (and failing miserably) AND has a micro-nano-career in fashion design.
And Brad doesn't drink alone, he's a friendly guy who surrounds himself with architects and politicians, rarely fellow actors. Breaking the one dimensional 'golden boy' status is hard (intellectual) work.
As for Scarlett, I don't think they're fake, just ridiculously inflated and tortured by their owner.
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Keep god out of California
Well, for #5, whoever it was wouldn't get to go somewhere else to vote. You don't get a choice, you have to vote on the machine for your district, period. Just like there is no VIP line at the DMV, ha ha ha.
Cannonball Jenkins - sounds like you're an LA resident and have the lowdown on a lot of the celebs am I right? If so then more details please - everyone loves a bit of inside gossip! So Brad is known in LA to go drinking alone and Scarlett Johannsen has fake breasts huh? But number 2 I'm gonna go for someone like Nicole Richie, if it was an actress it would say so not socialite - it has to be someone famous for nothing other than partying and wearing nice outfits. But as for the other stuff, more details please!
Submitted by KidL on November 5, 2008 - 3:08pm.
tip for you... NEVER tell a french canadian that they aren't really french.
yowsa
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Submitted by LoLo on November 5, 2008 - 2:55pm.
Angies mom and dad were total liar faces.
They taint francey nor was she Native American.
John Creepy Face Voight helped her mommy make that shit up to sell an image to hollywood.
Fakery runs deep in her emo veins.
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No shit. Her mother's name was Marica Lynne and she was from the oh-so-French town of Chicago. Oh, and her parents weren't even from France either. There were French-Canadian. Sorry Angie, your parents were BOTH American. Live with it.
aw who the fuck cares? all i know is I WANT A KITTIE!
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ok, I have been giggling like a bitch for like 10 minutes over "yo mama"
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Oprah just patted her own vagina for introducing books to all of us through the power of TV
I'm guessing it's Johnny and the horrible looking woman he's with. Blech
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Angies mom and dad were total liar faces.
They taint francey nor was she Native American.
John Creepy Face Voight helped her mommy make that shit up to sell an image to hollywood.
Fakery runs deep in her emo veins.
CHEER UP BITCH! You gots six children fucking YAY!
LMFAO!
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Lineage, heritage,... oh that A.J. is so classy and sophisticated yet still just a punk with tattoos.
So very deep, so very "harmonizing the extremes"...
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"paramour" - French, so in linking it to Brad - Angie's mother was french, they just resided in france for several months, Angie has been quoted as saying she wants her kids to grow up knowing their linage or something to that effect. She keeps bringing up her "French" heritage.
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"When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit." - Johnny Depp
Oh dear, I am really sorry. I was SURE it wasn't me, I tend never to do that, but what do you know... Mea culpa.
Thank you PSL for not calling me out though.
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Keep god out of California
Well, if it is Johnny and he needs a drinking buddy, he can call me up anytime he likes. I'll be on the first plane to LA quicker than a hot curry through a short granny.
PSL - Yeah, all these stupid LOOSERS!
BWAHAHAHHAA
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"When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit." - Johnny Depp
#3, yea, kinda sounds like The Brad.
Using words like "paramour", kind of a hint.
But I know he voted for Obama, DRINK UP THE BRAD!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Off topic:
WHY can't people tell the difference between LOSE and LOOSE?
I hope Obama has a plan for promoting LITERACY.
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Johnny Depp dont got no love for L.A. like Pitt does maaaaan!
I love him cause i never see his ass and he doesnt say stupd shit in public a lot.
Im sure he saves his shitting for behind closed doors. No camera crews filming his toilet batts for Vanity Fair.
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Hi Bradi!!
I did not know that Nicole was the first choice.
I find that completely hysterical!!
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"When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit." - Johnny Depp
@M.E.
"A little trivia - Did you know that Johnny Depp was origionally cast as John Smith in Mr. and Mrs. Smith? He decided to turn it down because he was too overworked."
- AND Nicole Kidman was first choice for Mrs. Smith.
(((HUGS M.E.))), pssst, Obama is PRESIDENT.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
miffed_33 - Yes, Vanessa seems like a confident laid back person, not worried about her relationship.
#3 Remember that Angie did give birth in France and have a $75 million villa there. Like someone else said he played Achilles in Troy, and unlike Johnny has never played someone with weird bizzare looks. Brad was/is always the pretty boy, "screen god" Johnny is more of a "bad boy".
My guess is Brad.
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Johnny's residency is in France, that is where they live and raise their children.
I am sure that durning long filming his family may come to the States to visit or even join him, but the thing is WE DON'T see it splashed all over the rags or news, because he tries to keep the kids OUT of the media.
A little trivia - Did you know that Johnny Depp was origionally cast as John Smith in Mr. and Mrs. Smith? He decided to turn it down because he was too overworked.
HAAHAHA!!!
Submitted by i_heart_jack on November 5, 2008 - 1:51pm.
M.E. - When Johnny was filming "Public Enemies" the rest of the family was in L.A. Did you not see the photos of Johnny flying to L.A. to be with his children on Father's Day? And I read somewhere else that his children go to school in the U.S.
Even if that's the case I think Vanessa would be the type of woman to say "okay hun see you when you get in" I saw a recent interview with her and I think she is pretty confident with their relationship.
M.E. - When Johnny was filming "Public Enemies" the rest of the family was in L.A. Did you not see the photos of Johnny flying to L.A. to be with his children on Father's Day? And I read somewhere else that his children go to school in the U.S.
Interesting -- screen "god" is a telling choice of words and Brad Pitt has played the son of a goddess, Achilles, on film. I am having trouble recalling if JD has ever played any character that was totally mythical. However, "paramour" is French and the family Depp lives in France. So did, though, the Brangelina clan.
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#1) Sting
#2) Jason Statham
#3) Brad Pitt...that is why Angelina keeps him out of L.A. He is in it forEVER now!
#4) Parasite Hilton
#5) Jessica Alba
Why be difficult when you can be impossible!
# 2 is totally Piven. I used to work as an extra here in Chicago. He had some tv show back then called Cupid or something like that (1997 or so?). Anyway, I never worked on his show, but on another that shot in the same space and used the same crew. The crew all warned me to watch out for him if I took a job on his show. He would hit on or sleep with any chic he could.
He comes from an affluent family here in Chicago...and grew up in the rich kid part of the city. I could totally see something being kept quiet due to their reputation.
He's done movies, tv and stage. It's him for sure.
CanonballJenkins: interesting! and I'd love for it to be ScarJo! stupid bad actress c u next tuesday
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Submitted by miffed_33 on November 5, 2008 - 1:08pm.
The only problem with it being JD is that he usually goes to LA on his own? It says when he brings his paramour and kids. Unless his partner stays hidden the whole time?
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Vanessa, Jack and Lilly stay in France.
Johnny Depp doesn't parade around the media with his girlfriend acting like they are "super in love". Plus there has been no speculation whatsoever in the media that his relationship is in trouble.
Thus I see this entire blind item fitting Brad.
3. Brad Pitt (not just the hotel bar, a few low-key spots in LA too)
4. Misha Barton (has a 'fashion line of headbands' and is recently loosing her "fashion-forward" status- surprisingly, she DID have one back in the Zoe-era)
5. ScarJo (mostly was mad at herself for being a bitch in front of all the people in the line, but she really DID think somehow she would be treated specially. Also, came back a few hours later and behaved well this time. "Inflated ego" (and something else too) all the way...)
Have no idea about the first two.
Things are not always what they seem.
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The only problem with it being JD is that he usually goes to LA on his own? It says when he brings his paramour and kids. Unless his partner stays hidden the whole time?
1- robbie williams
2- tv, movie and stage hmmmm, that makes it a bit tougher
3- depp
4- nikki hilton
5- white oprah lohan - what's her first name? LOL
#1 can't be Robbie- he's gay and lives in his mansion with a man.
Submitted by snowpiece on November 5, 2008 - 1:02pm
Yep , I think thats the show
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Submitted by KD on November 5, 2008 - 1:01pm.
LOL , I meant KK
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
does JD have more than one kid?
at least he's just drinking his troubles away and not sleeping around like the answer to #1 WHICH IS Clay Aiken
...or Benji
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Submitted by KD on November 5, 2008 - 12:10pm.
Kittens are evall. (Because they are so cute and I'm allergic.)
me too
I think that might be Nicki H also. I mean how the hell is LC a socialite?
I can believe the Piven beats up girls.
yiooooooo : Alec balwin is on 30 Rock, right?
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