Blind Items: I Guess....You Guess....
Which singer is secretly cheating on his girlfriend with a curvy blonde? The Brit in question can't help himself and strays away most weekends... (3am Girls)
Robbie Williams? If it's about a slutty British singer, I always think Robbie!
Which aggressive TV, stage and movie actor has a shady past? Rumor is he sexually assaulted a girl while in high school and his family had the situation "swept under the rug" (Page Six)
The Piv?
Which screen god isn't as happy as he and his paramour would like the world to think? Whenever the couple and their children are in LA, he "goes to a bar in a Beverly Hills hotel and drinks for hours before going home" (Page Six)
Paramour = not married. My guess Johnny Depp or Brad Pitt?
Which oft-photographed socialite/designer is losing her grip on the fashion world? Luxury brands no longer send her clothing and accessories and don't want her in their ad campaigns. (Page Six)
Kim KardASSIAN or LC from "The Hills"?
Which celebrity showed up at a polling place on Election Day, saw the long line, and demanded that she be allowed to skip to the front? When special accommodations were not made for her, she stormed off in a huff, presumably to another polling place where people would acknowledge her superiority and personally escort her past the unwashed masses into a voting booth big enough to accommodate her inflated ego. (Blind Gossip)
Yo mama. Or Parasite?
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Submitted by yiooooooo on November 5, 2008 - 12:40pm.
KD has a contract or use to have contract whit Travis Barker brand "Superstar" ,"Star" or something like that I think.
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What? I have a contract with Travis Barker?? That's news to me! And I think his brand is "Famous".
I believe Johnny is in L.A. right now filming the CG for "Alice in Wonderland."
Johnny is in LA as much as Brad, he's just a little quieter about it than the brangelinas. I heard he spends almost half his time in LA. plus, he does a ton of films, and a lot of filming is done in la, even many location films go back to la to reshoot and finish things up.
and hate to say it, but old habits die hard...
Big L,
LOL. I did not, in fact taste the carpet.
I could not figure out where the bare patches were coming from, but then i used my intellectual prowess, and deductive reasoning to conclude that the grape juice seeping into the carpet was accidentally creating a home-made chew-toy.
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Danger could be my middle name...but it's John
Submitted by KD on November 5, 2008 - 12:25pm
Are your bunnies related to Nic Kidman? They like to touch wood everyday???
Submitted by Clarisse on November 5, 2008 - 12:21pm
then i have grape flavored carpet.....
Did ya try it? Or did you bust out the SHAM-WOW!!!! Is that guy creepy or what???
She's the only one who called herself a "designer" and had a grip to lose in the fashion world.
LC is not a "socialité"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on November 5, 2008 - 12:34pm.
Submitted by in_door on November 5, 2008 - 12:31pm.
4. NIKKI HILTON
so obvious!
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why is it so obvious?
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what can I do
all I want is to be next to you
- The Police "Next To You"
1.Mark Ronson or Paul McCartney
2.Kevin Spacey or Jason Statham
3.Depp
4.MaryKate Olsen
5.Parasite
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by loozer on November 5, 2008 - 12:36pm.
I'm sure this "voter" got an even bigger surprise at any other precinct.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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KD has a contract or use to have contract whit Travis Barker brand "Superstar" ,"Star" or something like that I think.
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Piven totally fits for #2.
Momus, you are correct. You have to vote in your precinct. The person may have stormed off 'thinking' they could go somewhere else.
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
"Which oft-photographed socialite/designer is losing her grip on the fashion world? Luxury brands no longer send her clothing and accessories and don't want her in their ad campaigns."
Please don't let it be PP!!!!!
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#5 isn't Lohan. Splash, I think, had pics of her standing in line with a fierce old lady and her manager.
Submitted by DeeDee on November 5, 2008 - 12:31pm.
I have no idea about any of these blind items. All I know is that I love me some fluffy kittehs.
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So do most Dlisters. Which is why we adore Princess Chunk and Spaghetti Cat.
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KD - nicole does have her own fashion label and i think just released a line of headbands.
of course, in reality, i am sure she does very little designing on any of it
Submitted by in_door on November 5, 2008 - 12:31pm.
4. NIKKI HILTON
so obvious!
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why is it so obvious?
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what can I do
all I want is to be next to you
- The Police "Next To You"
#3 is definetly NOT Johnny. He is rarely ever in LA. I say it's the Brad. 6 kids, a needy partner who has his balls in a vice. Who wouldn't want to sit at a bar and get drunk? It's fucking quiet there.
4) Paris or LC
Paris has a fashion brand and his known to get free shit
LC is a "designer"
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
I have no idea about any of these blind items. All I know is that I love me some fluffy kittehs.
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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. ~Roger Caras
RIP Pepper ♥
4. NIKKI HILTON
so obvious!
I won't believe that Johnny Depp would treat his kids that way.
I think that this blind item contains a typo: screen god should read screen dog. Then it would most likely apply to Pitt.
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"Which aggressive TV, stage and movie actor has a shady past? Rumor is he sexually assaulted a girl while in high school and his family had the situation "swept under the rug"
Alec Baldwin?? does he do tv??
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
#4 J.Lo
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I totally disbelieve the last item. You can only vote at the precinct where your registration permits. A snotball cannot prance off to another precinct to vote.
Whoever wrote that blind item has never voted.
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#1 is def Robbie.
#2 i don't think is J. Piven... "Under the rug" suggest someone that wears a, well, rug in his head.
3# no idea
4# neither Kim or LC can qualify as "socialites"... One of the Olsen trolls?
5# mmmmm can't guess, but the "inflated ego" sounds like a clue, right?
Loving these "I guess... you guess"
I wish we had the answers
The clue for #3 is 'paramour': "from Anglo-French par amur." And is Brad Pitt a 'screen god'? So it has to be Johnny Depp.
Number two has to be Johnny Depp. Why would they use paramour instead of girlfriend?
Johnny if your that miserable I'll turn that frown upside down... come rest your head on my dirty pillows.
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And you will believe in love
And all that it's supposed to be
Just until the fish start to smell
And you're struck down by a hammer
Ya, Clarrise, I just had a bunch of pears from my Grandparent's pear tree, so I've been giving him some. Ug, unfortch I don't let him out as much as I shouuld so he doesn't chew anything up, which is the good part. He's ruined a few of my rugs and my other one liked to snack on the wood trim or furniture.
Is Nicole Ritchie a designer? I thought she was famous just for having a famous dad.
KD
Really? A pear. Huh. I never tried that. They tend to get what i get...apples, grapes, bananas...
With the grapes i learned to cut them in little pieces because when i give them whole, the juice drips from his little chin onto the carpet....then i have grape flavored carpet=NO GOOD!
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Danger could be my middle name...but it's John
i think its johnny depp, he's always been a big drinker, and paramour has french roots, (gf is french)and if they were referring to brad, i don't think angie would be thought of as only a paramour, shes much too famous.
#1) Rod Stewart (once a manslut, always a manslut)
#2) I can think of actors who do 2 of the three (tv, movies, stage), but not many that do all three. Swept under the rug suggests a toupee wearer. Ted Danson?
#3) Screen God? Is Rob Schneider married?
#4)When was the last time you saw Miss Piggy in ad campaign?
#5) I can see almost every female celebrity doing that. I think it is Oprah or Tyra.
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
Submitted by risquetrixe on November 5, 2008 - 12:17pm.
Hey, totally didn't mean to write the same thing as you at the same time! But I'm glad we agree :)
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Oh and as for the socialite, I think it's probably NICOLE RICHIE. I mean she's been on the cover of "People" twice in the last four months jabbering about how amazing it is to be a mom, but I haven't seen her in a single ad campaign - no Jimmy Choo ads anymore, very few fashion covers, etc. She used to be on the cover of "Harper's Bazaar" or "Elle" or "Nylon" all the time.
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1. ?
2. Is the Piv even into girls?
3. I would say Pitt if Brangelina (tm) spent more time in the US.
4. Please let it be Parasite.
5. Hasselcrack
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
#4 is nicole richie.
Submitted by Bjork You on November 5, 2008 - 12:02pm.
Yay, someone agrees! Chupa has quite a record with throwing epic 2-year-old tantrums when she has to wait in line. It wouldn't surprise me one little bit. Maybe if she stopped sucking down Starbucks and got some glucose through her blood brain barrier she wouldn't be so cranky and impatient!
Food is good, Chupa, food is good!
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Clarisse- last night I gave my bunny a pear and he chowed down on it like there was no tomorrow! He got it all over his face, too, it was so cute.
yo mama? bawahhhahhhahhahhhhhaaahhaaaaa
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Bradi!!
I know! I wanna smoosh my face in those fuzzeh bellehs!!!
On topic...nuthin
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Danger could be my middle name...but it's John
1. Don't know.
2. Don't care.
3. Pitt
4. Parisite
5. Blowsie O'Donnell
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She's running for US President!!!
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Kittens are evall. (Because they are so cute and I'm allergic.)
1. is that ugly dude that sings that "you're beautiful" song a brit? If so, it's him.
2. Harry Potter
3 Brad Pitt
4. LC for sure
5. Oklahoma or Lolo
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Submitted by ricki lake on November 5, 2008 - 12:06pm.
The voting diva is clearly Mariah Carey. I would bet my life on it.
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Good guess...I was thinking Katherine Heigel 'though I think she's been making a effort to be more low key of late.
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Give away the green grass, give away the sky,
But don't give away my alligator pie.
1 and 2, I have no idea
#3- Brad Pitt,
#4, Paris or Nicky Hilton,
#5, Hayden Pantytrolls
Clarisse on November 5, 2008 - 12:06pm
hahahahahahaha...
I know, the wittle footy pads, I wanna bite 'em.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
LOOK AT THE LITTLE PINK TOE PADS!!!! OOOOOOOOH GOD.
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Danger could be my middle name...but it's John
The bitch losing her grip in fashion can't be Kim Kardashian or Lauren Conrad, as luxury brands never featured those jokes in their ads. It's gotta be someone who had a little bit of pull but lost it.
The voting diva is clearly Mariah Carey. I would bet my life on it.
"Which celebrity showed up at a polling place on Election Day, saw the long line, and demanded that she be allowed to skip to the front?"
Heidi and Spencer?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!